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I have nothing to say, okay? !
Scratching my hair in dismay, I said, "There must be something wrong with that wine or something just now, we were all wrong just now!"
Lord Wumin said: "You still need to say... it should be the problem of the lamp. The fragrance... well, it should be Pingyang."
I wondered: "Pingyang? Why did she do this?"
"I don't know, maybe I thought I was helping us." Mr. Wumin said blankly, "She and Lu Biao came back to get the pharmacy in the afternoon, and I just went out to find you, so I let them do it themselves."
Me: "... Pingyang is too invincible, what does she think? Add aphrodisiac incense to the lamp of her royal brother and sister-in-law..."
Lord Wumin sighed: "It's because my father didn't teach me well."
"..."
"You have the nerve to say such things, but you are not a bad example!" I sighed helplessly, and looked down. Fortunately, the water in the lotus pond was changed regularly, and the water was very clear, otherwise it would be really dirty and cold.
The servants who were at the door had rushed over one after another, I ordered them to prepare hot water, and then climbed up tremblingly with Mr. Wumin.
The servants were all stunned, with "What the hell happened?! I really want to know..." was almost engraved on their faces. I felt very embarrassed, and walked towards the Zhanggan Hall as if nothing had happened. Lord Wuming walked slowly. It's good to be thick-skinned when you follow behind. He's either expressionless or calm until now, and I haven't seen him even a little bit embarrassed!
After entering the Hall of Palms, Mr. Wumin and I took a bath respectively, changed into clean clothes, each held two hand stoves, and walked around the Hall of Palms wearing a quilt to check what was inside the oil lamp. .
It seems that there is nothing to see, but Mr. Wumin and I dare not light the lamp again, so we just fell asleep like this...
It is said to fall asleep, but where can I actually sleep
As soon as he closed his eyes, his head was filled with the images just now, the place where Lord Wumin kissed just now seemed to be burning slightly. I shook my head, hoping to quickly forget this very inexplicable thing, but the more I wanted to forget it, the more obvious it became. The final result was that my face was terribly hot, so I had to put the stove on the ground and slightly uncover the quilt Some.
Speaking of which, Mr. Wumin should also slowly recover his memory, so would he also feel a little embarrassed
I sneaked a sideways look at Mr. Wumin, and it turned out that he was sleeping soundly, breathing evenly and long, probably very comfortable.
I:"… "
Sure enough, you shouldn't use your own thoughts and attitudes to speculate on Mr. Wumin!
I don't know why I was a little angry, turned my back, and tried to make myself fall asleep. Fortunately, it didn't take long for me, probably because I was really tired, and gradually fell asleep.
When I went to the morning court the next day, all the ministers seemed to be hesitant to speak. I was startled, wondering if the news about the emperor and queen staying up in the middle of the night and running to play in the water had already spread? !
After the morning court, the grand master stayed and persuaded me: "Your Majesty, you...you and the empress are very affectionate, which is a good thing, but since you are the king of a country, you should be more respectable..."
I said in shame: "No, it's just that I suddenly felt a little hot last night, so I went to Hechi..."
The grand master asked suspiciously: "Hechi, what lotus pond?"
Me: "... eh? That's not what you said? Then what's wrong..."
The grand master looked helpless: "Your Majesty, on your neck..."
I lowered my head in confusion, but I couldn't see anything on my neck, but with Taishi's expression, I immediately thought that Lord Wumin kissed from his lips last night and lingered on his neck for a long time...
"..."
I said stiffly: "This..."
The grand master said: "Actually, the emperor is young and energetic, and the queen is enthusiastic... There is nothing wrong with it, but... it can't be so conspicuous..."
I was even more embarrassed by what he said, and said: "What the grand master said is that I was careless last night, and I will definitely not do it in the future."
The grand master smiled: "The old man is only thinking of the emperor, so he raised it rashly, and I hope the emperor will not be offended."
I hurriedly said: "Of course not, I have to thank the Grand Master."
The grand master smiled gratifiedly, probably because he thought the child could be taught, so he saluted and left.
I was very speechless at the same place, and just about to go back, I sneezed hard, guessing that it was a sign of a cold because of what happened last night, I hurriedly asked someone to prepare ginger tea to keep out the cold, and went back to the Zhanggan Hall, Wumin Junzheng was drinking a handful of tea leisurely, and I saw that it was ginger tea.
"..." I opened my mouth, but I didn't know what to say. I suddenly thought of what happened to my neck, so I picked up the bronze mirror, looked left and right, and as expected, I found a mark behind my ear. When I woke up this morning, I was in a daze, and I didn't pay attention to it at all. Looking at it now, it's really...
Lord Wumin also saw my movements, walked up to me, and said with a smile: "Did the grand master tell you this morning?"
I said coldly, "It's more than that, I was surrounded by all the ministers."
Lord Wumin laughed loudly: "I'm really sorry, never in the future."
I feel a little strange. When he said "never in the future", does he mean that he will never do anything arrogant with me in the future, or that he will never leave traces when he does those arrogance things in the future, or even when he leaves traces, Never in such a conspicuous place
Feeling a little embarrassed by my random guess, I didn't dare to guess any more, so I said, "Did you find Pingyang?"
Lord Wumin said: "I have sent someone to call her here."
As he said that, he handed me ginger tea that was still steaming in his hand: "Take a few sips first, it's not good if it gets cold."
I said, "Isn't this tea poisonous?"
Mr. Wumin: "Didn't you see that I drank all of it just now?"
It’s okay if he doesn’t say anything, this sentence made me extremely embarrassed, I lowered my head to cover up, and took a big sip, but I sprayed it all out, and landed on the face of Lord Wumin in front of me .
Lord Wumin: "..."
Me: "Wow! It's so hot! Are you okay?! I didn't mean to! Hehe... It's really hot..."
Wumin-Jun calmly took a clean cloth towel from the side and wiped his face, saying: "Fortunately, it won't disfigure my face."
Me: "... woo woo."
At this time, there was a notification from Pingyang outside. Behind Pingyang was Lu Shou, who was still dressed as a bodyguard. Before Lu Shui and Pingyang got married, Lu Shou temporarily served as Pingyang's personal bodyguard.
Close-fitting... Hey, it's really close-fitting.
After Ping Yang came in, he smiled and said: "Did you sleep well last night?"
I said, "Thanks to you, I didn't sleep well at all."
Ping Yang wondered: "How is it possible? I just lit the soothing water in your oil lamp last night..."
While talking, she suddenly sniffed and said, "Did you drink alcohol last night?!"
I said: "Yes..."
Pingyang said without a word: "That is the calming water brought by Lu Sui. Dropping it in the lamp can help people fall asleep. I wanted to say that you have worked so hard to help me and Lu Sui, so I put two drops in each lamp... But this thing, If the people in the room drink, it becomes... well, you already know that."
Not only did I know, but I almost practiced it myself...
I said: "Pingyang, then you should also tell us..."
Ping Yang said: "I remember, Brother Huang, you don't drink alcohol, so you didn't think much about it... And generally speaking, don't you just light three or four lamps? That's not a big amount, unless you light all the oil lamps Only then will there be a stronger feeling.”
I:"… "
Lord Wumin: "..."
I silently stared at Mr. Wumin, who looked innocently at the sky.
I said awkwardly: "Is that so..."
Ping Yang nodded: "Well, that's why I don't think it matters. Yesterday you..."
Pingyang suddenly caught a glimpse of the marks on the back of my neck, and said, "Wow, it seems to be quite effective, the wife of the emperor is so enthusiastic."
Lord Wumin: "..."
I said: "... um, um, don't worry about Pingyang... In short, this thing can be done without drinking?"
Ping Yang nodded: "Yes, I used two drops yesterday, and I slept well all night."
I said: "Then there's no need to remove it, let's put it away for now. Next time, remember to say everything, otherwise... it will easily cause trouble."
"I know," Ping Yang nodded, and said again, "But how can this be considered troublesome, the emperor's brother and sister-in-law must have been very happy last night."
I:"… "
happy ghost...
But I could only say perfunctorily: "Pingyang, you are a girl, you ask so many questions..."
Then it occurred to me that strictly speaking, she couldn't be considered a girl either.
So I had to change the subject: "Your marriage with Lu Su...do you have any ideas?"
As soon as the marriage between her and Lu Shui was mentioned, Pingyang became excited, completely forgot about the matter between me and Mr. Wumin, and talked non-stop by himself, I listened absent-mindedly, and occasionally helped to give some advice.
The marriage date between Pingyang and Lu Shui was also fixed. Since Lu Shui didn't know his own horoscope, we decided to arrange one for him based on the most suitable horoscope for Pingyang.
Lu rate: "..."
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One month is just a blink of an eye, and soon Princess Pingyang's marriage will come.
First of all, it refers to marriage. The Minister of Management brought Lu Sui to the Changqing Gate, and announced the decree: "Princess Pingyang will choose Lu Sui as a match." The 19th Ritual is much simpler. Most of the betrothal gifts that Lu Sui sent were arranged by Pingyang and Lord Wumin with the help of them. It is the jade pendant.
Lu took the lead to salute to me, then had a banquet, ate, drank and played music, and then led Lu to go to the Queen's Palace to salute Lord Wumin. On this day, Lord Wumin will entertain many princesses in the palace as a queen—originally, it was supposed to include the female relatives in the consort's mansion, but Lu Shui didn't have one, so it was omitted. Originally, my concubines were also included, but I Neither, so leave that out as well.
The day before the departure, the officials led the Luanyi School to carry Pingyang’s dowry to Lu Lv’s home. Pingyang is the favorite sister of Lord Wumin, so the dowry is very luxurious, and it can be called a red makeup. Lu Lv greeted her outside the gate of Changqing. .
Princess Pingyang is wearing an auspicious dress; when the auspicious time comes, Pingyang will bid farewell to us. Although Pingyang is a little heartless and fierce on weekdays, it is really heartbreaking to cry when we part. I was a little sad , when she cried like this, all that was left was shock, and when he looked at Lord Wumin, he also had a calm face, without any pain of Lishou. Afterwards, I asked Mr. Wumin, and Mr. Wumin replied: I am happy to leave.
Under the guidance of her orderly wife, Princess Pingyang was promoted out of the palace, and went to Lu Shi's mansion - of course, this mansion was also built for him by Lord Wumin. The princess is carried by the school lieutenant, the guard of honor clears the way in front; The whole team is very spectacular, although it is not as good as when I married Mr. Wumin, but it is enough to make everyone envious. In my opinion, because of Pingyang's marriage, several younger princesses are also eager to move.
It's a pity that neither Princess Pingyang nor Lu Sui's bridal chamber and marriage ceremony can be seen by Mr. Wumin.
On the ninth day after the wedding, it was the day of Guining. Pingyang and Lu led back to the palace to give thanks to Lord Wumin and me. It was customary to have a big feast, but my harem and Lu led the female family were all zero. Even if I wanted to arrange a banquet, I couldn't arrange it, so I just gave up and talked with Pingyang for a while, seeing that everything seemed to be going well with him, Lord Wumin and I were a little relieved.
Pingyang got married, and Mr. Wumin and I felt at ease, but that day in Guining, I even asked Lu Shui for a bottle of soothing water--as long as you don't drink alcohol, the soothing water is really effective, and I use it every time Turn on the lamp, and you will not dream after falling asleep, and the possibility of having strange dreams is also eliminated.
It didn't take long for the first snow to fall in the west. The winter in the west was drier than that in the east, and the snow fell with pride, just like in the previous three seasons, someone collected goose feathers from the sky, and finally splashed them all down on this day.
It’s not cold when it’s snowing, but when I woke up early in the morning, I was dazzled by the vast expanse of whiteness. I’ve rarely seen such a big and thick snow, and I felt very happy. play with snow.
Mr. Wumin has been in Xiyang Country, and he can see such a snow scene every year, so he is very impatient.
He is quite lazy, and he likes to nest in the palm hall in winter, the earth dragon is burning, the hand stove is held, and he can fall asleep casually as long as he wears a thin layer of clothes. There are two seasons inside and outside the hall.
But I said that if he refused to come and accompany me, I would dig a bucket of snow by myself and pour it all on his head, so Mr. Wumin reluctantly accompanied me out with a dark face.
I thought about it, and thought that since it was snowing, I had to build a snowman, but Mr. Wumin said that there will be heavy snow tonight, and if I build a snowman now, it will be completely flooded tomorrow. I am very happy to say that I will build another one tomorrow. , Mr. Wumin said, it is not good for the eyes to build a snowman and stare at the snow all the time. I found a black gauze to cover my eyes, so that it would not be blinded by the snow, and I handed one to Mr. Wumin. Lord Wumin took it silently, and said, making snowmen is easy to catch a cold, and it won't be long before I recover from the cold. So I immediately asked my servants to prepare ginger tea and a stove, ready to use at any time.
Mr. Wumin finally lost his mind, and put a black gauze over his eyes to accompany me to build a snowman.