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I took branches for the snowman's hands, but I couldn't find anything to use as eyes and noses for the snowman. Finally, I chose a suit of clothes worn by Prince Wumin. The clothes are all put on the snowman, and then the crown is put on the snowman's head.
I looked at the snowman and laughed, and said, "Don't you feel a little bit like you?"
Lord Wumin sneered, "It's still a resemblance, this is just a costumed resemblance."
So I broke another tree branch and placed it under the snowman's nose at a slant, like lips raised to one side - this is the most classic expression of Mr. Wumin, whether it is a sneer, a fake smile, a stiff smile, or disdain, it's all fine. represented by this.
Lord Wumin: "..."
"Hahahaha, this is too similar!"
I looked at my masterpiece with my hips on my hips, and I was very proud.
Mr. Wumin muttered, "It really looks like..."
Then he squatted down and began to fiddle with the snow by himself. I stood by and looked at it for a while, but I didn't see anything tricky, and felt a little cold, so I went back to rest in the palm hall. After a while, Lord Wumin suddenly ran away I came in, took some things from the dressing table and went back, I didn't know why, and after a while, I heard Lord Wumin calling me, his tone was full of complacency: "Come out and see!"
I ran out to have a look, and when I saw it...
I saw Mr. Wumin made a square snowman, the whole is a block, he used two branches as the hands of the snowman like me, and folded two thinner ones to be the snowman's eyes... It's so annoying, my eyes are so big small? !
And he even used rouge to draw three red lines on the snowman's face, which looked like a red face, and the mouth was made into a square with branches, as if surprised and blushing.
I…
I lost, totally lost...
This is too much like me? !
I couldn't help but said: "Mr. Wumin... It's a pity for you to be a monarch. You can go to be a craftsman making clay figurines on the street, you know."
Lord Wumin proudly said: "I just happen to be better at everything."
I:"… "
I didn't bother to pay attention to him, I squatted down to look at that snowman, the more funny I looked, and then I looked at Mr. Wumin's, it was even more funny, I said: "Where is there such a weird snowman, this is the first time I see a square one."
Lord Wumin lazily said: "If you doubt it again, I'll help you pile up one with sharp corners."
I:"… "
It happened that the grand master asked to see me, and I was still playing with the snowman, so I simply asked the grand master to come over. As soon as the grand master came, he saw the two snowmen, his face turned black, and he said: "The emperor and queen... this..."
I was a little embarrassed, and I didn't know where the pride came from. I said, "I and the queen made the piles. I made the round ones. He made the square ones. Don't they look like us?"
The grand master was out of breath, and said: "This, this, this..."
After a long time, I couldn't say anything, Mr. Wumin laughed, and suddenly squatted down and began to fiddle again. I ignored him for the time being, and asked the Grand Master what was the matter. The Grand Master was so angry with us that he was speechless. I'm talking about business.
It turns out that the Spring Festival is coming soon. The Spring Festival is the most solemn festival in the Xiyang Kingdom. The whole country is on holiday for the Spring Festival. From dinner time, the officials and their wives come to the palace to have dinner with the emperor and queen. In Japan, even the class between the monarch and his ministers has disappeared a lot. Ministers can make fun of the emperor without being blamed, which is equivalent to the joy of the whole people, plus the time when the emperor wins people's hearts.
However, every time the preparations for the Spring Festival are very cumbersome, the grand master came to discuss some of the more important details with me.
I saw that Mr. Wumin made a snowman with sharp horns, then pulled his own black cloth and hung it on the snowman's head as two eyebrows. He still used beads for the eyes, and he specially chose the one with the oldest one, as if too big. The eyes that stare when the teacher is strict, the mouth is a branch, and the underside is piled up with yellow weeds, which looks like the long beard of the teacher. The funniest part is that the arms of the teacher are two bent hands , it looked like it was with its hips akimbo, exactly the same as the grand master's usual way of teaching people.
Grand Master: "..."
I:"… "
"Hahahahahaha." I couldn't help but burst out laughing, Lord Wumin looked at me and Grand Master triumphantly, and said, "Grand Master, does this look like you?"
The grand master couldn't say a word, looked up to the sky and said: "The queen's craftsmanship is very good... old man... thank you..."
Lord Wumin also laughed, seeing the three snowmen standing there in strange shapes, he couldn't stop laughing.
There is no snow in Dongyuan Country, even if there is snow, there is no one who can build snowmen of each other’s images together. Mr. Wumin is the first one, and Grand Master is an innocent victim. I am a little funny. : "At first you refused to come out, but now it's a joy."
Lord Wumin was punctured, and said unnaturally: "Isn't it just to accompany you..."
After finishing speaking, he looked at the Grand Master and said with a smile: "Of course, it's also for the Grand Master hahaha."
Grand Master: "..."
The grand master said: "I'm old and old, I can't play anymore. If I was young... uh, don't mention it."
I laughed out loud, and gave the hand stove in my hand to the grand master, and asked him to hold it. The grand master is now in his seventies, and he is already very old. For the sake of Xiyang country, I couldn't bear it in my heart.
The grand master took my stove and said flattered, "Thank you, Your Majesty."
I laughed and said, "Take it as an apology from the empress."
The grand master glanced at the snowman with sharp horns and laughed.
46
Now that the first snow has fallen, it won't be long before the Spring Festival--it is said to be the Spring Festival, but in fact the time to welcome the Spring Festival is still a cold winter day, but it is the end of winter and the beginning of spring, the snow has almost melted, and I am lazy in the sun spread out, become chan nai ā
The plum blossoms are in full bloom, and the entire Xiyang Palace is lit up in patches of red. After the snow melts, there is a kind of exquisite and translucent beauty. The Spring Festival is coming in such a bright red.
And three days before the Spring Festival, an old friend from Dongyuan, Yuan Yu, came to Xiyang Palace.
I was quite surprised that Yuan Yu would come. After all, Dongyuan Country does not have a tradition of welcoming the Spring Festival, so he probably has no time.
Yuan Yu met me in the imperial study room, bowed to me and said, "Xi Huang, I am here this time to see the empress."
I said: "Uh... what are you doing? The empress is in the inner palace, it is inconvenient for you two to meet."
Yuan Yu said: "Your Majesty, don't misunderstand me. The Queen Mother and the Eastern Emperor asked me to come. Xiyang welcomes the Spring Festival once a year. It is said that there are floating lanterns. The Eastern Emperor specially asked someone to make a special floating lantern for the Spring Festival. Empress Empress, it is not only caring for Empress Empress, but also represents peace between the two countries."
I nodded: "Then the Eastern Emperor and the Empress Dowager really have a heart, just wait a moment."
I sent someone to call Mr. Wumin, Mr. Wumin was probably sleeping, lazily, with an impatient look on his face, when he saw Yuan Yu, his face became even more stinky, I gave him several winks and he simply pretended to look not see.
Yuan Yu bowed to Mr. Wumin, and Mr. Wumin responded casually and asked him to get up, then sat beside me as if boneless, and said to Yuan Yu: "I heard that the emperor and the queen mother brought floating lanterns for me. ? Show me."
Seeing Mr. Wumin's perfunctory attitude, Yuan Yu was probably a little sad. Yuan Yu was sad, and I couldn't help it, but Mr. Wumin was like this, it seemed that "Princess Changyi" didn't care about his homeland, so I secretly pinched him , Mr. Wumin almost jumped up, and then added a sentence to Yuan Yu with a fake smile: "Thank you so much... hehe."
Someone brought up a lacquered red round table, on which stood something covered with yellow cloth with tassels, and when the cloth was lifted off, an exquisitely carved floating lamp was revealed.
The floating lamp looks very beautiful, painted with gold and silver, and covered with wreaths. The painting on the lamp is the scenery of mountains and rivers at the junction of Xiyang and Dongyuan. But send this lantern to the sky. On the day of welcoming the Spring Festival, the sky of Xiyang Kingdom will be filled with many such floating lanterns. It must be extremely beautiful.
When I saw this, I felt that the emperor's younger brother and the queen mother were still caring, so I was a little happy, and said to Yuan Yu, "It's really beautiful."
Lord Wumin frowned, and said, "Would you? It's very ordinary, Xiyang Country..."
Before I finished speaking, I secretly pinched his thigh, and Mr. Wumin could only pretend to smile and said: "In fact, Xiyang Kingdom may not be built, hehehehe..."
Yuan Yu smiled and said, "It's as long as the Western Emperor and the Western Empress like it."
I couldn't help but asked Yuan Yu, "By the way, you are not too young, have you ever thought about getting married?"
Yuan Yu: "... huh?"
Probably because the Western Emperor suddenly cared about his private life, it made people feel a little embarrassed, Yuan Yu showed a tangled expression, and said: "Oh, Dongyuan Kingdom is waiting for prosperity, as a general, I have a lot of things to do... Things... still put on hold."
Since it's not because of me, then it doesn't matter, I reassured: "That's true, but to start a family, a man should start a family first."
Yuan Yu glanced at Lord Wumin with a complicated expression, and said, "Yes."
Mr. Wumin caught a glimpse of Yuan Yu's gaze, rolled his eyes wildly and said, "Why are you looking at me? I'm already married, I advise you that it's better to die..."
I couldn't bear it any longer, I patted the table and said, "No... queen! What's wrong with you?!"
After Mr. Wumin came here this morning, he had a strange attitude, like a beast whose territory had been invaded by people, with an impatient and ready-to-go look on his face, looking very unfriendly.
Lord Wumin lazily said: "I'm fine."
I said angrily, "Can't you talk nicely? Lazy, what do you look like?"
Lord Wumin sneered and said, "I'm usually like this too, why don't I see you get angry? Now that an old friend is here, you don't like it?"
I was really baffled and said: "What!"
Yuan Yu: "..."
I suddenly saw Yuan Yu with a sluggish face, and thought that he might be more incomprehensible than me, so I suppressed my anger and said to Yuan Yu: "We all like this floating lamp, you can go back to Dongyuan Kingdom and tell Dongdi and the Queen Mother, thank you them."
Yuan Yu: "...Okay."
I angrily glanced at Lord Wumin, I was very annoyed, but when I talked about it in detail, I really didn't know what I was annoyed about, so I could only say: "Queen, you go back."
I dare not let him talk to Yuan Yu again.
Lord Wumin responded casually, and left with a calm expression. Yuan Yu looked at her with a helpless expression, and I said to Yuan Yu: "The Queen is in a bad mood recently."
On the contrary, Yuan Yu gave me a reproachful look: "Emperor Xi, you really shouldn't lose your temper with Empress Xi casually."
I:"… … "
I'm furious…