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I was a little broken, and saw Pingyang showing an expression she had never shown before.
With a bit of struggle and doubt, I said, "... Lord Wumin?"
"Ping Yang" nodded with an ugly expression.
I scratched my head in pain: "How did you become Pingyang?"
After asking, I realized something was wrong. If I had become myself, I wouldn’t be seeing Pingyang!
He looked down at his hand, it was a man's hand, and there were many calluses, it could be seen that he practiced very diligently...
I swallowed my saliva and said, "I'm Lu Shui...?"
Lord Wumin nodded as painfully as I did.
"How could this happen?!" I held my head, and suddenly thought of the two chickens and ducks that we sent back to the imperial dining room... Could it be that Pingyang and Lu Sui ate them? !
I took a breath and asked Mr. Wumin: "Could it be a chicken or duck problem?"
Monarch Wumin said: "Obviously it is..."
"Oh, why didn't I expect that the power of this medicine is so powerful..."
Lord Wumin said: "Forget it, just sit here first, Pingyang and Lu Shui should come to us in a while."
I nodded anxiously, then sat on the bed a little dejectedly, and said, "Why is it so miserable, it's fine if you don't return to your body, and you turned into another man..."
Lord Wumin didn't speak.
I suddenly remembered something, and suddenly looked at him...
Pingyang is a pregnant woman!
That Lord Wumin...
Swallowing my saliva, I said nervously, "You, how do you feel?"
Lord Wumin took a deep breath, and it took him a long time to utter two words: "Don't ask."
"..."
Me, I didn't mean to, but why do I want to laugh so much...
Biting my lip, I managed to hold back my smile and said, "Don't be angry, pregnant women can't be angry."
Lord Wumin: "..."
After a while, there was a hurried announcement from outside the Pingqin Hall, saying that the emperor and queen both rushed over suddenly.
This is a very impolite and unreasonable thing, but if the emperor wants to do this, who dares to say anything, Mr. Wumin and I knew that it was Pingyang and Lu Biao who came, so we didn't go to greet him, and let the two rush in came in.
As soon as they came in, I breathed a sigh of relief, because "Yun Jiao" was the one leading the way, and "Wu Min Jun" just followed behind a little dullly, and at a glance, I knew that Ping Yang was on me... Eh, this is a bit strange Ah, could it be that after the pills were taken by four people, they messed around like this...
Sure enough, as soon as the palace door was closed, "Yun Jiao" hurriedly rushed to Lord Wumin and me, and said, "Is this the emperor's brother and sister-in-law? I am Pingyang!"
Then he pointed to Lord Wumin behind him: "He is Lu Shui."
I nodded and pointed to myself: "I am your sister-in-law."
Then pointing to Lord Wumin: "He is your imperial brother."
Pingyang: "..."
Pingyang burst into tears: "Brother Huang! Why did you come onto my body! Then the child is in your stomach now!"
I finally failed and lay down on the bed laughing.
Lord Wumin: "..."
"Is it funny?" Mr. Wumin looked at me with "laugh again and I'll die with you".
I took a breath and calmed down my expression: "No, it's not funny."
Lord Wumin: "Yes. This is still worse..."
"However, Your Majesty, you are a strong man!" I laughed.
When Pingyang heard this, he forgot about the trouble for a while, and burst out laughing.
Lu rate: "..."
Lord Wumin: "..."
I wiped away the tears from my laughter, looked at Lu Shuai who was barely closing his mouth, and suddenly thought that he had a pregnant wife, but now he has become a brother-in-law... How sad!
So I sat up straight and said, "Let's discuss what we should do now."
Lord Wumin said calmly: "There are a total of twelve hours, just wait for a while and it will pass."
Although the tone was light, I could almost feel a bit of gnashing of teeth, so I nodded quickly: "Then just wait, as long as you can bear it..."
Lord Wumin: "..."
Pingyang and Lu Sui didn't know what happened, and with question marks on their faces, I said: "The emperor is pregnant now..." Avoiding Lord Wumin's murderous eyes, I continued: "Just live in the Pingqin Palace, Lu Sui Today I will secretly give the memorial to him for correction, anyway, we will change it back at this time tomorrow. I am a son-in-law now, so it is much easier, and I can accompany your brother-in-law with Pingyang, he... needs someone to take care of him."
Lu Sui and Pingyang nodded repeatedly, and I said to Lu Sui again: "When you go to court, you don't have to say too much, but you must write down what the ministers say, and tell the emperor about every small thing. As for the memorial, Give it all to the emperor, and you must bring the revised memorial back to the Zhanggan Hall within half an hour before the morning court, otherwise the eunuchs will find out. Although they dare not gossip, there are too many eyes in the palace, and it is not good to spread anything. "
Lu led the way: "Okay."
After a while, he said: "Empress, why are you so familiar with this process..."
I:"… "
Mr. Wumin was lazily beside him. He used to look like an old man, but now that he is pregnant, he looks even more like an old man.
I saw that the time was almost up, so I asked Lu Li and Pingyang to leave, and Pingyang reluctantly said: "Brother Huang, be careful with the child!"
Lord Wumin: "If you say one more word, I'll drink the abortion pill."
Pingyang: "Errrrrrrrrrrr..."
Sending off Pingyang and Lu Sui, Mr. Wumin and I were a little tired, so we lay down to sleep, but there was nothing we were used to here, especially our bodies. Just now I was able to tease Mr. Wumin, so I lost my mind for a while, now I calm down, I feel that there is no place to put my hands and feet, it would be fine if it were Mr. Wumin's body, but Lu Shui did it, how embarrassing...
Lord Wumin probably noticed it, and said: "Don't think so much, close your eyes, and fall asleep after a while."
I said, "What about you...?"
Pingyang's stomach is already a little big, like a small Cuju stuffed in his clothes, it's not easy for Mr. Wumin to sleep on his side.
Lord Wumin said lightly: "Fortunately..."
His words felt suddenly interrupted, I stood up and said, "What's wrong?"
Lord Wumin calmly said: "He... can move."
I:"… "
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I said cautiously: "Can you let me... touch it."
"No." Lord Wumin said without hesitation.
"..."
I ignored him, and stretched out my hand to touch it cautiously. Although it was through the clothes, the heat from my hand and the beating that was so weak that I could hardly feel it shocked me firmly.
"It's fun..." Accidentally, I said what was in my heart.
Lord Wumin knocked my hand off, turned over with some difficulty, and turned his back to me.
I said guiltily, "No, I mean... not fun."
Lord Wumin ignored me even more.
I said: "Don't lie down like this, it's uncomfortable, lie back, I won't move."
Lord Wumin said: "Forget it, let's sleep."
I saw that he suddenly seemed to have a good temper, I was a little surprised, and said: "Aren't you angry?"
Mr. Wumin said speculatively: "Anyway, you will have a child in the future."
I:"… "
I was a little embarrassed and said: "You think too far..."
Then I said angrily, "Forget it, I'll go find Situ and let you give birth to the child!"
Lord Wumin: "..."
I looked at Mr. Wumin's belly and thought, it's too unfair, why do women have to bear many things
Such as Guishui, such as pregnancy, such as giving birth, such as the pain of the first time...
Cough, although as a man, Lord Wumin has already endured the first two... and I, for the time being, have not endured any of them...
I suddenly had an idea, so I told Mr. Wumin that night: "Mr. Wumin, if in the future, you really want me to get pregnant..."
Seeing that I took the initiative to bring up the matter of "being pregnant", Mr. Wumin was very amiable: "Why?"
"How about we find a way to change it, and then you help me get pregnant? You have all the experience, it must be much better!" I said happily.
Lord Wumin smiled and said, "Yun Jiao."
That smile is too kind.
I:"… "
"I will return to my body later... I must make you pregnant as soon as possible... Definitely." Jun Wumin finished speaking with a smile, and then moved closer slightly, probably wanting to kiss me, but after all, I am Lu Shui's body, he came to a halt in front of me, and then sighed with a complicated expression.
I laughed out loud, it seems that it is quite beneficial to face Lu Shui.
But Mr. Wumin can do anything, so I shut up embarrassingly, not daring to molested Mr. Wumin at will. I always lose in this kind of molestation and anti-molestation. This time It was only through the help of Lu Shu that the draw was barely made.
When I woke up the next morning, the morning food was served, and Mr. Wumin started to vomit. I checked it visually and preliminarily concluded that it was nausea.
Lord Wumin collapsed slightly, and after vomiting, he held his nose and sat quietly, his eyes were dull and his face was expressionless.
I couldn't bear it, so I gave him some red bayberry or something. He sighed and picked it up to eat, but he took a mouthful and started to vomit again...
I broke down just like him, called Pingyang, and asked her: "You are very sick? What should I do?"
Pingyang looked at the dying Lord Wumin, almost crying, she said: "No, I don't feel bad, I can eat anything except too greasy!"
Lord Wumin looked at her expressionlessly, but I saw the killing intent in his eyes...
I didn't eat morning food or lunch. In the afternoon, Mr. Wumin's condition improved a little. He finally stopped vomiting, but he was also sick. I was a little anxious. I invited the imperial doctor to come. Some medicine for recuperation.
When Mr. Wumin heard the word "drink", he almost threw up in the imperial doctor's face.
Ping Yang ran over against my body, seeing that Lord Wumin was still unwell, he was very worried and said: "Brother Emperor, you are too bad! You are not as good as I am..."
Lord Wumin: "..."
I think he must have accumulated a lot of hatred in his heart, and he must... hope it doesn't affect the child in his stomach...
At night, I was lying on the bed with Mr. Wumin, and Mr. Wumin actually took the initiative to talk to me about "mother and child": "Yun Jiao, do you remember your mother?"
I honestly said: "I don't remember at all. I was very young, and when I didn't have a complete memory, she was given to death by my father. The reason seems to be because she suspected that she had an affair with a guard. But Later, I found out that I was actually slandered by others, but my father didn't care anymore."
Lord Wumin glanced at me and said, "I don't remember either."
"..."
His mother died of dystocia, he remembers it is scary...
Lord Wumin said: "It just occurred to me that your women will conceive in ten months, and then at most it will take a few days and nights to give birth to the child. If you don't do it well... you will die in childbirth... It's really a bit unfair."
I was so moved that I was about to cry, is this really Mr. Wumin? ? ? That selfish, self-righteous, conceited Lord Wumin who never cared about other people's feelings? !
I looked at him blankly and thought, so being a mother can really change a person!
Lord Wumin continued: "So, fortunately, I am a man."
"..."
I go.
I didn't bother to talk to him, I sat by the bed, and after a while, I saw Lu Liu secretly flying over with Pingyang on his back. There was about an hour before we could change back, but to be honest, the situation is very chaotic now, and we all I don't know who will become who in the end.
If there is another big cycle, it would be too sad.
An hour passed quickly, and I had the same feeling as last time again, Pingyang yelled: "I feel so strange!"
I said, "...didn't you feel it last time?"
Ping Yang said: "Pregnant women are lethargic, and I went to bed very early."
I:"… "
It always feels like an excuse...
The feeling of always being pulled away became more and more obvious and intense. I closed my eyes and felt it quietly, and then I felt the same comforting feeling as before. s face!
Great! ! !
I happily stood up and turned around, and I found that I had really recovered to myself.
A sense of familiarity that has been missing for a long time...
Immediately after the others opened their eyes, Ping Yang shouted happily: "It's me, it's me!"
Lu Liu also nodded.
Only Lord Wumin still had his eyes closed.
I approached him suspiciously: "What's wrong with you? Are you all right..."
no response.
I was startled and said, "No..."
Before he could say the last two words, Lord Wumin suddenly opened his eyes, looked straight at me, then stretched out his hand, tripped me, and hugged me completely horizontally.
Ping Yang shyly said: "Brother Huang, don't be so anxious..."
Mr. Wumin glanced at her with a half-smile, and skillfully flew away from the window without saying a word. I was hugged by him and looked at him in a daze.
Behind him is the dark blue sky, full of stars.
Well, I think I have a premonition and know what's going to happen...
That night, the room was beautiful.
The next day, a few maids in the palace packed the bed and left with the rolled quilt. One of the maids in the palace secretly glanced at me and smiled without saying a word. I silently looked at the red matchmaker mole on the corner of her mouth, wondering if I should kill her to silence her.