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After Wumin-jun and I switched bodies, I finally realized the pain and comfort of being a woman.
Pain is nothing more than coming to Guishui, and comfort means that you don't have to go to court early, you just need to nest in the palm hall every day, and occasionally manage the distribution of monthly money and matters in the harem. As for correcting memorials, I don't have to worry about it at all, but sometimes I see Lord Wumin working too hard, so I will habitually help.
On the first day I came back from Chuchu, I felt a little uncomfortable and almost went to the morning court, but on the second day I got used to it completely and was very happy.
In the early morning of the second day after Wumin-jun and I came back, Wumin-jun woke up first, and his servants took care of changing clothes to go to the morning court. I was the one who left before, and Wumin-jun was nestled in the quilt. This time it was my half turn. Half asleep, I squinted my eyes to look at him. After the servant left first, I asked him with a smile: "Is it regrettable? Is it painful? Is it sad?"
Lord Wumin glanced at me with a smile, and said, "I'm used to being lazy, but I'm not used to it."
I laughed out loud, and just about to say "but I think I'm used to it", Lord Wumin leaned over, pulled me up, and kissed my forehead.
I:"… "
Lord Wumin smiled at me: "However, there are still benefits."
I shyly said: "Is this considered a benefit..."
Lord Wumin smiled and said nothing, then patted my forehead: "Then can you still sleep?"
Me: "... eh, it seems... I can't sleep..."
Lord Wumin laughed arrogantly, then turned around and went out the door.
I:"… "
Lord Wumin, how childish you are! ! ! How can you not look down on others! ! !
However, it turns out that if I have the opportunity to sleep late, I can still complete this task, so after Mr. Wumin left, I sat on the bed in a daze for a while, and then fell asleep slowly, until someone pinched me Nose, I felt that I couldn't breathe, so I opened my eyes in a daze, and saw Mr. Wumin's face.
I habitually slapped him, which happened to hit Mr. Wumin on the bridge of the nose.
Lord Wumin: "..."
He burst into tears in pain: "Can't you be gentle..."
I said, "I didn't do it on purpose! Who asked you to pinch my nose..."
Sitting up straight, I leaned over and took a look: "Are you all right?"
Lord Wumin said: "Fortunately..."
I was almost asleep, so I just called the servants to wash and change clothes. When I was eating morning food, I saw Mr. Wumin was still rubbing his nose, so I had to call him over: "Is it really painful?"
Lord Wumin said: "Or you can give me a kiss."
I:"… "
I sighed and said: "Mr. Wumin, you were very feminine before, but now you are very delicate... You will be hopeless if this continues, really..."
Lord Wumin leaned over without hesitation, and sealed my next words with his mouth. I was so dazed by his kiss. After he backed away, I basically forgot what I had to say just now. "
Lord Wumin raised his eyebrows at me meanly: "Go on, I'm very delicate now, and then, huh?"
I:"… "
"You have changed from coquettish to an 'angry' existence again." I rolled my eyes at him, but I was a little embarrassed in my heart. After changing back, Mr. Wumin seemed to be in high spirits, and it was also true for him to do some intimate actions. Naturally, but I always feel embarrassed...
Probably not as thick-skinned as him...
In the afternoon, Mr. Wumin was going to the Imperial Study Room. I sat in the Zhanggan Hall for a while, and then Pingyang and Lu Shui came. Pingyang said that he was too boring, and I felt the same way. Something is wrong, after all, Pingyang is pregnant, and I... can't be so boring...
On weekdays, I carry Mr. Wumin's body, and I have too many things to do to count, and Mr. Wumin will come to help. Neither of us feel particularly free, unless sometimes Mr. Wumin is lazy and hides in the palm of his hand. Sleep or read a book in the temple.
But now that the affairs of the court are completely left to Mr. Wumin, I feel that I have nothing to do, which is really tangled.
Pingyang and I sat together, and the two of them began to gossip. I didn’t know much about the affairs in the inner palace, so I could only listen to what Pingyang said. After a while, Pingyang became unhappy: “Sister-in-law, why do you only listen to me today? Don't tell me? Every time I came to you in the past, you had a lot of news!"
I:"… "
What the hell is Lord Wumin thinking... huh
I couldn't tell any interesting gossip, I was a little ashamed, so I had to tell Pingyang about the Dongyuan Kingdom, which Rao Wumin Lord couldn't tell, so Pingyang was very interested, I talked about my childhood Things, and gradually pick up many dusty memories for many years, I feel a little interesting.
Chatted with Pingyang until dinner was about to come, Lord Wumin also came back, so I simply stayed here with Pingyang and Lu Shui for dinner, after dinner Pingyang and Lu Shui left, I politely expressed my boredom to Mr Wumin .
"If I can only stay in the Zhanggan Hall every day, Pingyang won't come every day, and I don't know what to do." I held my chin, feeling very worried.
Lord Wumin nodded: "Well, then will you help me?"
I said with a bitter face: "Apart from this accident, is there nothing else I can do..."
Lord Wumin advised me: "Practice martial arts?"
"Well, this one can..."
"Then, learn how to work as a female worker?" Mr. Wumin analyzed for me, "To tell you the truth, I can embroider purses now, and patterns like mandarin ducks are no problem at all."
I said: "This is not something to be particularly proud of..."
Lord Wumin said: "Although you don't like dancing and writing, after a country, it's better to have a bit of literary talent. If you want, I can invite the Taifu for you."
I said: "There is no need for this... Anyway, there is nothing to do anyway, let him come."
Lord Wumin patted my head in satisfaction: "Good boy."
I knocked off his hand and said, "Hey, being your queen is so boring, I should have known..."
Lord Wumin: "..."
"Ahem, cough, even if you were Yuan Yu's or Wu Yong's wife back then, it might not be more interesting than now." Lord Wumin said with a dark face.
I:"… "
I said: "I'll just talk about it, you don't have to think about it..."
Monarch Wumin said: "Hmph."
I:"… "
Mentally retarded or not mentally retarded...
Lord Wumin invited the Taifu to teach me to read on the second day, and the Taifu was very puzzled, because that time at the Spring Festival Palace, Lord Wumin was holding my skin against my skin. It looks like a half-literate person, so I have to express that, in fact, it was Mr. Wumin who taught me behind my back at that time.
Tai Tu said, well, he will work hard.
When I was in Dongyuan Country, I hardly studied, that is, I didn’t have any difficulty in literacy, and then I knew a few sentences of the most popular poems, but I didn’t understand anything else. Therefore, the Taifu taught me very hard. Reading a book, lighting an oil lamp, and silently recited the Book of Songs, but no matter how hard I recited it, I couldn’t recite it. Mr. Wumin was correcting the memorial, and finally came to me, pulled out the Book of Songs, and said, “Forget it, don’t study it. gone."
I said: "Don't worry about me, I will always recite it."
Lord Wumin said: "Actually, I asked you to learn this because I was afraid that you would be bored. If it is to learn this, it is not necessary to really burn the lamp to study at night. Some people are naturally suitable for studying literature, and some are naturally suitable for learning martial arts. What's more, you study The best years are over."
I cried: "Then I can only remain illiterate..."
Lord Wumin: "..."
"You are literate. There is no difference between memorizing those poems and not memorizing them. Do you want to read the script or take care of it? The Spring Festival in the palace is only once a year. Taking those princesses to the garden on weekdays does not require literary talent. Almost useless place to go."
Hearing Mr. Wumin say this, I felt it was very reasonable. After a while, I came to my senses and looked at Mr. Wumin in surprise: "Are you comforting me?"
Lord Wumin: "...what else?"
I covered my face and said, "Hey, after all, I'm still not suitable for learning this."
Mr. Wumin went back to himself, bent down and picked up a pen to write two sentences, and then handed it to me: "Read aloud."
Um? Is it testing my incomplete literacy...
I looked at the piece of paper, and the font of Mr. Wumin was as chic and vigorous as ever.
"Literacy is a worry in life, but rough memorization of names can stop..." I read it slowly, and then I realized what Lord Wumin meant.
I couldn't help laughing, and said, "This poem doesn't make sense. Those illiterate villagers in the countryside still have to worry about their livelihood. How can you say that because they are worried about literacy."
Lord Wumin said: "Because people who can read and write think more, even if they have a good livelihood, they are still not satisfied, and all kinds of troubles arise from this."
I said: "Mr. Wumin, after you and I switched bodies, you really changed a lot. How could you say such things in such a serious way before."
Lord Wumin said lightly: "I wouldn't say that before."
I didn't understand what Lord Wumin meant, and I was stunned for a while holding the piece of paper on which the poem was written. When I figured it out, he had already continued to correct the memorial.
— Actually, it’s easy to understand. It probably means that when he used his body before, he would not persuade others well.
I smiled, spread the piece of rice paper on the table, admired it for a while, then put down the Book of Songs, walked to Mr. Wumin, and said, "Then, Mr. Wumin, tell the master not to come tomorrow... I'd better continue practicing martial arts, and try to be a female worker when I'm tired."
"Um."
***
After switching back, my life is obviously very easy, I can do what I want, and I am very leisurely.
However, it is probably because God does not like to see my leisure, so Mr. Wumin and I exchanged back for four days, and something we did not expect suddenly happened—Nanwen Kingdom sent troops to attack Xiyang, and this time they almost exhausted their strength , There are 600,000 troops, this number is really shocking.
Lord Wumin only thought about it for a while, and then decided to lead the troops himself. When he was the crown prince, he went to the north to conquer the north, but since he became the emperor, he has never led the troops. Of course, the reason is that we switched... This time is just right, such an exaggeration For war, His Majesty must do it himself. On the one hand, it can boost morale, and on the other hand, Lord Wumin does have such ability.
Mr. Wumin and I just switched back and he was going to leave within a few days. I was actually a little bit reluctant in my heart, but I never dared to say to him, "You have to be well, we can do whatever you want when you come back" or something like that. , because according to the rules of the script, in this case, Lord Wumin will definitely die in battle, which is too unlucky.
Since he was going to prepare for the battle, Lord Wumin hadn't returned to the Zhanggan Hall for the past few days, and he took He Qin as the deputy general and several other lieutenants to think about countermeasures all day long. When it came down, Mr. Wumin used the reason that he easily defeated him at the beginning, and said that if Lu Shuo fought, it would be easy for Pingyang to become a widow.
… Has he really forgotten that he and a few master guards "together" defeated Lu Shou
But anyway, it's for Pingyang, so I just pretended I didn't know anything.
To be honest, this time Nanwen Kingdom attacked Xiyang Kingdom, no matter how you look at it, it was unwise and unreasonable. Even if Nanwen Kingdom finally broke out and wanted to rise up, it should not start from the helpless and dying Beichang Kingdom. Do you want to do it? It's so strange to challenge the strongest Xi Yang directly... It's so strange.
I asked Mr. Wumin how many soldiers he would bring, and Mr. Wumin said 300,000, I was shocked: "This is only half of Nanwen country."
Lord Wumin said confidently: "Nanwen Kingdom always likes to falsely report its military strength... I made some inquiries, and the maximum is 400,000."
Then he raised the corners of his mouth at me: "I'm a good man in Xiyang, who is not a capable person? It's no problem for one to top ten. This time with 300,000, I still overestimated them."
Me: "...then you take 400,000."
Lord Wumin patted my head: "You can keep silent."
Before the soldiers and horses moved the food and grass, the logistics troops of Xiyang Kingdom left the capital first, and Lord Wumin and the others were about to leave. I took out Lord Wumin's suit of armor—I heard people say it was Xiyang The prince of the country, Wumin, has a set of God of War costume, which was left by the people of the previous dynasty. It is said that he is invulnerable and very chic.
Looking at it now, it is indeed so. It is made of a small piece of armor in the shape of a fish scale. The hem is crescent-shaped and grows to the calf. Even though it has not been taken out for a year, after a little wiping of the armor, it will glow silver in the sun. , dazzlingly bright.
On the day Lord Wumin left, I got up early in the morning, fastened the rings for him, and put the silver armor on him obediently. Finally, I put it on. Standing in front of Lord Wumin, I stammered: "You ... Well, Triumph!"
I didn't dare to say more, so I had to use a word casually.
But Lord Wumin didn't seem nervous at all, pinched my face, and said relaxedly: "That's natural... Can't you trust my husband's ability?"
I couldn't laugh or cry: "Why is my husband..."
Lord Wumin raised his eyebrows at me: "Kiss one?"
I raised my head slightly and closed my eyes, but the expected kiss did not fall on my lips, but there was a warm touch on my forehead.
Gently opened his eyes, Mr. Wumin had already grasped the silver gun at the side, he walked towards the outside of the hall, the sun was pouring down, as I said before, Mr. Wumin is very good-looking, and he is more than just good-looking when he wears military uniform up. The heroic spirit and arrogance emanating from him seemed to appear solidly in front of his eyes, and there was a layer of piercing light between the corners of his brows.
I couldn't connect Mr. Wumin, who usually joked with me, with this person in front of me, but it didn't feel strange.