Battle Royale (End)
I have this idea in Pingyang, but due to the rules, I can't tell any "living person", not to mention that we are now outside the game, but we have a mentality of watching the show, so we all continue to remain silent and watch.
After Pingyang was "executed", we all dispersed and went to sleep. I asked Mr. Wumin: "Did you see the murderer? Who is it?"
Lord Wumin said: "Don't you have the answer?"
I said, "Is it really Situ Youqing and Baozi? Wow, I'm so good."
Monarch Wumin said: "... hey."
I looked at him suspiciously, and said, "What are you... Actually... I had a suspicion just now, and I didn't say it."
Lord Wumin raised his brows and said, "What? Say it."
I glanced at him, and said, "Actually, I think it might be you...you kill yourself, and then kill everyone... Then you win, don't you?"
Lord Wumin paused, showing a helpless expression, and said, "Didn't Situ Youqing say that the winner is the murderer who survives to the end."
"Uh, is there such a rule..." I also paused and said, "I didn't pay attention..."
Lord Wumin smiled, and said: "But if it were me, I would probably really do this. After all, the world is in chaos, so it's quite interesting."
I:"… "
Anyway, he is afraid that the world will not be chaotic...
The two of us went back to our room and fell asleep. I had a strong premonition that according to the murderer's quick and quick killing method, someone would definitely die when he woke up tomorrow morning. I just don't know who died...
I thought about it, but I couldn't guess who would die tomorrow morning. I couldn't wait to go to the hall the next day, but found that everyone was fine, and no one was killed.
Everyone was obviously very surprised, I don't know why the murderer stopped suddenly, but no one died, so they couldn't vote, everyone finished breakfast with their own thoughts, Mr. Wumin went to the morning court, I, Pingyang and Situ Youqing Baozi went to see Xiao Sui, and the others also went to see their own affairs. For example, Wu Yong was still in the cloth business. This time he came to Xiyang, and he also wanted to take the opportunity to expand his business here, so he wanted to meet the manager of Xiyang Capital City. Officials in this area.
In front of the emperor, he said that he was going to offer bribes, Wu Yong really had no brains, but Mr. Wumin always turned a blind eye to these small bribes, as long as he took the money and really did something, Mr. Wumin would not say anything. But if you only take money, flatter your superiors and bully your subordinates, and don't do business, Mr. Wumin will be relentless... In short, everyone can get as much money as they want, but they can't take money from ordinary people. , if someone crosses the line, they will die.
Seeing that Wu Yong was going out, Feng You also said that he would go to see Xiao Sui with us. She didn't go yesterday, and Wu Yong was probably too embarrassed to tell her that Xiao Sui vomited milk on his face, so Feng You is the same as Wu Yong. After being attracted by Xiao Sui's smile, it was no surprise that he also spit milk all over his face.
Feng You screamed, tearing away a piece of cloth from the side, looking sadly at me, Pingyang and Situ Youqing Baozi who couldn't stop laughing, and said, "Don't you remind me..."
I said: "I'm sorry, it's too slow anyway hahahaha..."
Feng You paused for a moment, and said, "No wonder when my husband came back yesterday, there was a smell of milk..."
I:"… "
Pingyang: "Pfft ha ha ha ha..."
Baozi couldn't help laughing either, his chubby body trembled, like a ball of trembling fur balls, Xiao Sui stopped laughing, and looked at Bao Zi with some doubts, Bao Zi "squeaked" twice, and carefully jumped onto Xiao Sui's bed go around.
Xiao Sui's round eyes widened, staring at Baozi in a daze, Baozi: "Zhi, Zhi!"
Xiao Sui's eyes widened, as if he saw something he had never seen before... Yes, he had never seen it... Xiao Sui imitated Baozi's cry in surprise, and said, "Squeak... cheep?"
Seeing Xiao Sui imitating his cry, Baozi responded very much: "Zhi!"
Xiao Sui lost interest, glanced at him, turned his head, the back of his head was mercilessly facing Baozi.
steamed stuffed bun:"… "
Baozi turned around sadly, jumped back onto Situ Youqing's shoulder, and said sadly: "Zhizhi..."
Situ Youqing touched it and said, "Don't be sad, be good."
I:"… "
Xiao Sui's humble appearance really looks too much like Lord Wumin...
I am really more and more worried about my future child with Mr. Wumin... what will it be like...
Speaking of this... I looked at Situ Youqing: "Situ, when will you find your master... I want to have a baby with Mr. Wumin..."
Situ Youqing: "..."
"You guys want to have a baby, what does it have to do with my master..." Situ Youqing asked with some difficulty.
I:"… "
"You think too much, okay... It's just that last time I watched Pingyang give birth, I felt it was too painful, so I hope that Lord Wumin will give birth to me, and Lord Wumin tactfully agreed..." I said.
Pingyang was originally sitting beside Xiao Sui, when he heard what I said, he rushed over and said, "What, let Brother Huang give birth?"
I nodded and said, "You know that last time we didn't..."
Have you swapped...
Before I finished speaking, Ping Yang interrupted me with a complicated expression on his face, saying: "Even if Brother Huang can conceive, where will he use it?"
I:"… "
Situ Youqing: "..."
steamed stuffed bun:"… "
Only Xiao Sui looked at us puzzled... He was probably wondering why his mother could silence two people and one mouse at the same time with one word...
After a while, I said awkwardly: "Of course your brother can't get pregnant, let alone... give birth to a child. It's just that he can be swapped to my body, so that he can bear the pain..."
Ping Yang was obviously shocked by this, she said: "Is this okay?!"
Then she said with a bitter face: "Sister-in-law, why didn't you say it earlier! Then I must let Lu rate use it! He will have eight babies out of ten!"
"...That's not necessary." I was in a cold sweat, "But if you want to have a baby, you can talk to Lu Liu... but you can't change it now..."
I paused, and said: "And after taking the medicine, there is only twelve hours to exchange. Only during this time... have intercourse, can it be maintained forever."
Pingyang looked at me even more shocked, and said: "Wouldn't it be with my own body..."
I nodded and said, "Yes..."
Ping Yang shrank completely: "Forget it, forget it...it's so exciting..."
After a pause, she said, "If you have medicine, please tell me..."
Me: "...um."
I discussed with Pingyang about pregnancy and childbirth, and expressed my joy and expectation that my husband will have a child. Feng You listened to the whole process with a complicated expression, and finally she slowly said: "That... remember to give me one... thanks..."
Me and Pingyang: "..."
A few of us went back to the hall to eat, but it was Feng You who broke down this time—I saw Wu Yong sitting on the stool with a sluggish expression, with an ink mark on his neck!
Feng You froze for a moment, ran over screaming, and said, "Husband! You, why are you..."
Wu Yong sighed, shook his head, and followed the rules without saying anything.
I glanced at Situ Youqing, who was also surprised beside me, and suddenly remembered that Baozi left once in the middle, and I didn't care about it at the time, but now that I think about it, it's very likely that he wanted to "murder" Wu Yong...'
At this moment, Situ Youqing spoke up, and she said, "Someone died again, tell me, who do you think it is?"
Liu Liang interjected, "It's obviously not Madam Wu this time. Madam Wu and the Empress are both at Princess Pingyang's place, so there should be no chance of killing anyone."
Situ Youqing nodded, and said: "Yes, and I found that this murderer is very hateful, every time he kills one of the couple, everyone will naturally guess that it is the other of the couple, so that we can solve it all at once. two."
After a pause, she looked around and said, "It seems that the murderer may be dissatisfied with the married couple..."
Liu Liang smiled knowingly, and said: "Then, it seems that it should be Miss Liu who has always liked the Western Emperor and couldn't ask for it."
When Liu Ya heard it, she was stunned for a moment, and then shouted: "No, it's not me!"
Then she looked at Liu Liang angrily, and said, "I don't like the Western Emperor for a long time! I wish the Western Emperor and the Queen my best wishes!"
Liu Liang ignored her and said, "I'll give Liu Ya a vote."
Situ Youqing nodded: "Me too."
Baozi naturally followed Situ Youqing and pointed to Liu Ya.
Liu Ya got three votes in an instant, and was so angry that she was about to cry. She pointed at Liu Liang and said, "Why are you so hateful, you spew blood...it must be you!"
Only Feng You and Yuan Yu were left. Feng You bit her lip and said, "I can understand Miss Liu's mind, but no matter what, even if I can't get it, I don't want to destroy it." …”
She glanced at Liu Liang and said, "Then it should be you."
Liu Liang was stunned for a moment, now he has two votes himself, and Liu Ya has three votes, and the most important vote is Yuan Yu, Liu Ya looked at Yuan Yu sadly, Yuan Yu said: "Miss Liu doesn't look like that either. It's a wicked person... I vote for Liang."
Liu Liang: "..."
Liu Liang and Liu Ya had three votes each, and they couldn't execute either of them, so they had to leave like this, and vote again when someone "died".
Liu Ya was moved and said to Yuan Yu: "General Yuan, thank you so much..."
Yuan Yu said awkwardly: "Uh, it's nothing."
Liu Ya said: "General Yuan, if you are on the battlefield, you must also know how to plan strategies. You must be able to see the tricks in this kind of game clearly. You already know who it is, right? Is it Liu Liang?"
Yuan Yu thought for a while and said, "Probably not."
Liu Ya was even more moved, and said: "In order to protect me, you didn't vote for the real murderer, but voted for Liu Liang..."
Yuan Yu was also even more embarrassed, saying: "I don't know who it is... Just cast a random vote..."
Liu Ya: "..."
I eavesdropped on the side, and I was about to laugh out loud when I heard this, and Lord Wumin beside me also listened with a smile, and after a while, he said: "Those medicines can come in handy..."
I:"… "
"No, let them develop naturally..."
Lord Wumin glanced at me and said, "Okay, I will listen to you."
***
Liu Ya "died" very quickly. When we had dinner at night, we saw an ink mark on her forehead, which was very eye-catching. It seems that the murderer didn't want to see her...
Liu Ya bowed her head in silence, looking very frustrated, Yuan Yu saw her, stepped forward and said, "Hey, why are you..."
Liu Ya looked up at him pitifully.
Yuan Yu sighed, and said: "Hey, the ink marks are actually on the head..."
Liu Ya: "..."
...Yuan Yu is too strong, which pot can't be opened and which pot should be lifted.
Now there are only Feng You, Situ Youqing, Liu Liang, Yuan Yu, and a steamed bun. After the vote, one more person will die. Now everyone is dying one after another. It is a bit scary. Who is the murderer
Situ Youqing was the first to ask as usual: "Who do you think the murderer is?"
Liu Liang said: "I think the murderer is not alone."
Situ Youqing said strangely: "How is it possible, there is only one murderer."
Liu Liang smiled and said, "I mean, the murderer is not a—person."
He pointed to the steamed stuffed bun on Situ Youqing's body: "This little thing also took a note. It looks alert, can understand our speech, and has emotions, almost the same as human beings. What if It's a murderer, isn't it very convenient to kill people, just smear some ink on its paws, and it can easily 'kill people'."
Situ Youqing was stunned for a moment, and said, "Baozi?"
She took the bun down and said, "Baozi, is that you?"
Baozi shook his head innocently and flusteredly, and at the same time simply lay flat, with his feet facing the sky, revealing his pink and tender fleshy claws, indicating that he didn't get any ink on his feet.
Liu Liang smiled and said, "It's quite cute... But, I'll just choose it."
Feng You and Yuan Yu also chose Baozi, Situ Youqing bit her lip, and said, "Father, Baozi, you die."
Baozi: "... squeak... squeak..."
The poor little Baozi took out a note from the small pouch he was carrying, unfolded it, and saw the word "waiting to be killed".
... Even Baozi was wronged to death... ...
Situ Youqing said in tears, "Baozi, I wish you so much."
Baozi: "Squeak..."
Situ Youqing pursed his lips, glanced at Liu Liang, and said, "If it's not you who dies next time, I will definitely choose you!"
Not to be outdone, Liu Liang said: "Hehe, but you are also very suspicious. What if you are the murderer and you instruct Baozi to do it?"
Situ Youqing said: "Everyone will know when the time comes."
After all, he left with Baozi, who was severely traumatized.
***
Situ Youqing is simply a prophet, because the next morning, we saw an ink mark on Liu Liang's neck.
Liu Liang looked at Situ Youqing sympathetically.
Everyone also looked at Situ Youqing silently.
Situ Youqing: "..."
"It's not me...how could I be so stupid! If it were me, I would of course kill other people, and then wronged Liu Liang, so wouldn't I get rid of both of them at once?!" Situ Youqing said, "You guys are sure about this. I can think of it!"
Everyone couldn't speak, and they were all silent. Feng You was still alive. Although he didn't understand it very well, he reluctantly said: "Well, but it's because everyone thinks that if you are a murderer, you won't kill Liuliang, so you turned against Liuliang. Doing the right thing, killing Liu Liang on purpose?"
Situ Youqing said, "I, I won't take such a risk."
Feng You sighed: "There are not many people left, let me vote for you."
Yuan Yu said: "Me too."
Situ Youqing was "executed", she sighed, took out her note, spread it out, and it was still "waiting to be killed".
Everyone was stunned.
Feng You and Yuan Yu looked at each other, and then looked at each other with uncertain expressions.
The murderer was actually one of Feng You and Yuan Yu... He was hiding so deep!
Situ Youqing sighed, and said: "The game is over, the murderer has killed until there is only one person left, and as long as he kills the other party, he will be the only one left alive. Well... who is the murderer among you? Stand up , I won."
Feng You and Yuan Yu said at the same time: "I'm not a murderer!"
After a pause, Feng You and Yuan Yu said at the same time: "He is the murderer!"
The two didn't say anything, and took out the note from their clothes at the same time, and saw that the words "waiting to be killed" were written on both notes.
Now everyone was stunned—could something have gone wrong, there wasn't a note with the word murderer on it? But people died one after another, how could it be possible.
Situ Youqing said: "I see... What if the murderer kills himself first?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone glanced at the most straightforward Lord Wumin who died at the same time.
Lord Wumin smiled, and spread out his note, only to see the word "murderer" shining brightly...
I broke down and said, "So it's you!!!"
Everyone also showed broken expressions. After guessing and guessing for so long, the ghost knows that the murderer is the first person to die!
But Wu Yong, Lu Shui, Liu Ya, and Liu Liang, the three who were lucky enough to have seen the murderer's true face, all showed helpless expressions.
Lord Wumin said innocently: "What's the matter?"
Situ Youqing said: "You, how could you do this... If you kill yourself, then you are a dead person..."
Lord Wumin smiled, and said: "But you only said that the dead cannot speak, you didn't say that the dead cannot kill."
Situ Youqing: "..."
I:"… "
After a pause, I said, "Could you please tell me about the process? Everything!"
Lord Wumin thought for a while, and said: "On the first night, I pretended that someone came to see me, and then committed suicide. And let you die with me on the second day."
I:"… "
"Later, Lu was on duty in the palace. I called him and killed him. Then Pingyang died because of it."
Pingyang tears: "..."
"After that, Liu Liang went to meet the officials, and I took the opportunity to kill him."
"As for Liu Ya and Liu Liang, they both saw them while walking in the palace, and killed them casually."
After Mr. Wumin finished everything in a few words, we were all very silent, and the four who were killed were even more silent, especially Liu Ya and Liu Liang—others were killed premeditatedly, only they were killed randomly... so miserable …
"But, that's not right..." Situ Youqing showed a perplexed expression, "The murderer must be the one who survives to the end in order to be considered the winner... If you are like this, you will lose from the very beginning."
Lord Wumin smiled at us and said, "Did I say that I want to win?"
Everyone: "..."