I used to really want to know what happened to Lord Wumin before, but after knowing it, I would rather not know.
Many neglected details in the past flooded in like a flood. For example, he said that he hid on the beam and eavesdropped on others. That was seven years ago, when he was twelve. And that time when he met an assassin in Dongyuan Country, he said, "Are you doubting my ability, huh? Since I was ten years old...".
He never said anything before the age of ten.
And the broken meals and hoarded candles in the Chamber of Secrets...
After I kissed Lord Wumin, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and he said: "Okay, it's been so long, I don't feel it in my heart, and I don't feel it when I say it, you don't have to think too much... we should think about it now Yes, how did you change your body?"
"Hmm." I nodded.
About ten days later, at night, a small figure jumped into the palm of his hand -- Baozi.
After Wumin-jun and I recognized it was Baozi, we held it with one hand and lit the lamp with the other, and saw a rope hanging around Baozi's neck, and a purse was worn on the rope.
Baozi pointed to his purse: "Squeak!"
I reached out, untied the rope, took off the purse, and poured out the contents, only to find a piece of paper and two pills.
It was written on that piece of paper: I have found my master, he gave me medicine, you take it, remember that only two people are together, if you take it, you can change your body, but it can only last for twelve hours. But you can take this opportunity to perform the ceremony of husband and wife.
The signature is Situ Youqing.
I gave the piece of paper to Mr. Wumin, held a pill in one hand, and looked at it under the lamp. Burned it directly, then leaned over and said, "This is it?"
Baozi puffed out his chest and said, "Squeak~"
Looks quite self-satisfied.
I was a little amused and said, "Wait a minute."
I got out of bed, unfolded the spare paper and pen next to me, grinded the ink, and wrote a few words with the pen: Thank you, I hope your master will never see you again.
Then put the piece of paper back into the purse and tied it around Baozi's neck. Baozi made a "squeak" and then sneaked away as quietly as when he came.
Mr. Wumin was still pinching his pill and looked at it carefully, and then said to me: "Don't take it now, let the imperial dining room bring a chicken and a duck tomorrow and feed them separately."
I said, "Are you afraid of being poisoned?"
Lord Wumin said lightly: "It's not that I'm afraid, it's just that it's better to be careful. What's more... since you can change your body, maybe it's also effective between chickens and ducks?"
I:"… "
"It's up to you..." I put two pills into the bottle and carefully collected them.
The next day, Mr. Wuming really asked the imperial dining room to send a chicken and a duck, and he also ordered a wooden cage. After sending the servants away, Mr. Wumin and I took our medicines separately. I put a little bit on it and fed it to the chickens and ducks - of course the chickens and ducks don't want to eat it, so I can only force it, I really...
After feeding, we quickly threw the chickens and ducks into the wooden cage, and then Mr. Wumin and I withdrew and wandered outside. After about an incense stick, we returned to the Zhanggan Hall, opened the wooden cage, and put the chickens and ducks into the cage. The ducks were released and found both of them to be fine, and the wordless thing happened--
They were both panicking, croaking and looking at each other, and they were clearly walking in the wrong way, as if neither of them had adapted to the bodies they were using.
I couldn't laugh or cry: "It seems to be really useful, and the scope is not limited to people."
Lord Wumin nodded in satisfaction: "En."
In this case, the medicine is non-toxic and effective. For some reason, I feel a little uneasy, but Mr. Wumin is very happy, throwing the medicine back and forth in his hand, and said lazily to me: "Well, tonight Take the medicine, wash and wait for me."
I:"… "
"Wash your head, I've washed it, it's your body too..."
Lord Wumin: "..."
"Then I'll clean it up myself." Mr. Wumin replied with a gloomy face.
I turned my head in embarrassment and said, "Let's talk about it later..."
Lord Wumin smiled meanly, and just as he opened his mouth to say something, there was a hurried announcement from outside, saying that something happened in Pingyang.
The grand master passed away almost two months ago, if another accident happened in Pingyang, it would be really unbearable. Jun Wumin and I hurried to the princess mansion, only to find out that she fell while walking, and Lu Shui was so angry because of carelessness. Pingyang, so he was ordered not to follow up--Lu Sui was dumbfounded, but he really didn't follow up. When Pingyang wrestled, he fell directly to the ground.
The imperial physician was still treating Pingyang inside, while Lu Sui was in the outer hall, his nervous face wrinkled into a ball, Lord Wumin said coldly: "Pingyang followed you, and nothing good happened."
Lord Wumin was venting his anger, so I stopped him and finished the sentence for him: "Cough, this must be the last time, if there is a next time...you can go to the funeral."
Lu Li's expression changed suddenly: "The imperial doctor said that Pingyang will be fine."
I said: "Yes, but you have to accompany the child in Pingyang's stomach."
Lord Wumin: "..."
Lord Wumin's anger subsided, and he sat down on a chair. After a while, the imperial doctor came out, saying that the adults and children were all fine, but that the fetus was a little gassy, and that he needed to recuperate for a few days. He also said that Pingyang now strongly urges Lu Sie to come in with us. .
After entering, seeing Pingyang lying on the bed with a slightly pale face, Pingyang didn't look at Lu Shuai, but said to me directly: "Brother Huang, I heard everything you said outside just now."
Me: "...um."
"Don't blame Lu Shuai, I lost my temper," Ping Yang said sadly, "You must not kill him, if the child is gone... there will be no accidents in the future, but if it is really gone... still You can work harder, but if Lu Shi is gone, there will be no more Lu Shu and the child... "
I:"… "
"Okay, okay, what a mess, I'll just talk about him." I comforted, "You have a good rest, this time you really have to be careful, people who have children are still angry all day long."
Ping Yang nodded.
There was nothing serious about Pingyang, and Lu Shui was also taught a lesson. After that, Pingyang took the initiative to say that he wanted to go back to live in the palace. Mr. Wumin and I thought about it. The things that can be used for recuperation are better than the princess mansion, and the imperial doctor is also close, so I agreed.
Pingyang and Lu Shui went back to the Pingqin Hall where they lived before, while I took Lord Wumin back to the Zhanggan Hall.
After dinner, Lord Wumin and I sent the servants away, and the two of us took the pill in the palm hall.
The pill entered the mouth, it was extremely bitter, I frowned and swallowed it, my body swayed and my head became dizzy, it felt a bit like drunk, but my consciousness was clearer than when I was drunk, as if someone was just grabbing You, swing left and right in the air, throw up and down. Gradually, I could not restrain myself from closing my eyes, and felt that my consciousness was getting more and more withdrawn, as if it had become something tangible, such as a wisp of smoke or a stream of spring water, quietly detached from my body .
Immediately afterwards, a strong suction came from the opposite side, I couldn't open my eyes, I could only be sucked by that suction uncontrollably, and there was also a push from behind, as if someone was pulling me while someone was pushing me , sending me to another body.
Slowly, I felt that everything had settled down, and my erratic and withdrawn consciousness gradually calmed down, and a warm current flowed into my consciousness, as if it was slowly fitting into this new body , the two are reintegrated into one.
After about a cup of tea, I felt much better and opened my eyes gently.
... Who is this person.
Isn't this person Pingyang? ! ? !