What’s Your Gender, Princess?

Chapter 5

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I sighed, I still didn't intend to disturb Lord Wumin's rest, turned around and walked out the door, and just after I left the room, I saw the Grand Master rushing over, seeing me coming out of Lord Wumin's room, he was slightly taken aback, and said : "How is Princess Changyi?"

"It's resting, nothing serious." I said.

The Grand Master nodded: "Your Majesty, now we are going to prepare for the late Emperor's funeral and enthronement."

"Oh..." When I thought of those chattering princesses, I felt a little headache. After I walked there with the grand master, I simply put on a sullen face and pretended to be melancholy. Anyway, Mr. Wumin has a strange temper. Come forward to disturb.

Of course, there are always surprises.

Before I could react, a person flew up to me, grabbed my shoulders and shook violently: "Brother Qing! How could you do this?! Why did you kill my father? Why?!"

I was dizzy from being shaken, and knew that the hoarse woman in front of me was Princess Sheng'an, her teary eyes, her face wrinkled like steamed buns that had been massacred and thrown into the water for a long time. It's so big that it grabs me and refuses to let go.

I tremblingly said: "Sheng'an, you calm down..."

Princess Sheng An didn't let go anymore, she cried, "How can you tell me to calm down?! Why did you let that woman kill my father?!"

My head started to hurt more and more. Although I felt that she was indeed pitiful, I still shook her hand away: "Sheng An, don't make trouble for no reason. It was King Xiuyi who had evil intentions, and Princess Changyi rescued her..."

Princess Sheng'an cried and trembled all over, but slowly let go of her hand, took a few steps back, and said: "This is impossible, Father has clearly said that for me, he will not harm you, he will assist you …”

"Uh," I was at a loss for words, and then comforted her, "This proves that what men say can't be trusted, including your father's..."

As soon as I said this, I seemed to feel that the surrounding atmosphere suddenly cooled down. Sheng An looked at me with widened eyes, and then ran away crying.

I exhaled secretly, coughed, and said, "Let's go see Father Emperor first..."

When the other princesses saw the incident just now, they were all silent. After hearing what I said, they quickly nodded in agreement, which is why the trip went smoothly.

Even if it goes well, but the royal etiquette is cumbersome and complicated, and everything is carried out. When the late emperor is temporarily placed in the temporary coffin, it is already late at night, and I can't leave. I have to sit alone in the huge auditorium for one night to bless the late emperor. Beside him is the coffin where the former emperor lay.

I am more afraid of things like ghosts and ghosts. When I knew I was going to do this, I was very surprised. When my father died, due to internal and external troubles, the etiquette was very simple, and the crown prince just stayed in the auditorium for a few hours. Come out, I never expected... to spend the night!

So while I was eating dinner, I told Mr. Wumin about this matter, euphemistically expressing my desire to be accompanied.

After hearing this, Lord Wumin said calmly: "My royal father is with you."

"... Bah!" I glared at him, "Anyway, you just come and stay with me, if you don't want to, I'll find a man..."

"..."

In the end, Mr. Wumin compromised and sneaked in quietly shortly after I entered the auditorium. The two of us sat cross-legged facing each other—according to the rules, we should be kneeling, but neither he nor I had any intention of kneeling.

We chatted one after another like this, when he heard me talking about Princess Sheng An, he said lightly: "It doesn't matter, anyway, she will become a commoner in the future, so I won't be able to see her."

"Are you going to demote her as a commoner?" I was a little surprised.

Mr. Wumin glanced at me, but looked at me with puzzled eyes: "Otherwise, why don't you leave her by your side to cry and even touch you at any time?"

"That's true." I said helplessly.

Lord Wumin said: "At first I planned to..."

Before he finished speaking, he closed his mouth again.

But I knew it well: "Are you planning to kill her?"

Lord Wumin smiled at me, the candle flame from the white candle next to him flickered, casting a strange light on his face, even if it was my face, looking at it like this at this moment, it still makes people feel horrible.

"No, I intend to destroy the nine clans of King Xiuyi."

"..."

"But now Beichang Kingdom is eyeing the tiger, and they are going to Dongyuan Kingdom again, and maybe they have to go to conquer in person to encourage soldiers..." He counted with his fingers, "It would not be very good if he got a reputation as a tyrant at this time."

I was speechless, feeling an inexplicable chill all over my body, and said, "Uh, Mr. Wumin, I want to tell you something."

"Huh?" He restrained his weird expression just now, and looked at me without any intention.

I said: "In the future, you can keep this kind of thing in your heart, don't tell me..."

He raised his eyebrows: "Why?"

"The more I know, the more dangerous it will be in the future..." I honestly said, "I'd rather know nothing..."

Lord Wumin smiled: "You know enough already, you don't have to worry about debts or lice, what are you afraid of?"

"..."

I'm so scared, really...

Seeing that he seems to be in a good mood now (obviously beside him is his father's coffin...), I couldn't help but said: "Since this is the case, I will ask you one more thing."

Lord Wumin nodded: "What?"

I said, "I actually, uh, also took a look at your body."

Lord Wumin smiled strangely: "I knew you would not be able to withstand the temptation, it's okay, I don't blame you."

"..." I said with shame, "No, no... I only looked at your back, your injuries, what's going on?"

But Lord Wumin didn't care much and said: "Oh, I was naughty when I was young."

"How is it possible," I said, obviously contemptuous of my ability to think, "The injury on your back is 'see bone whip', and the injury on your ear is 'ear cutting', I still know these things! Besides, who knows What else do you have…”

Lord Wumin narrowed his eyes: "You are such a good princess, how do you know this?"

"Naughty when I was young..." I shrank and replied.

"..."

Mr. Wumin and I just sat like this, he didn't speak, and I didn't dare to speak, after a long time he said slowly: "You better stop asking, if you know, then you are really doomed. "

I looked up in surprise: "So you don't want to kill me now."

Mr. Wumin smiled gently: "Well, I just want to get rid of you."

"...is there a difference?"

"It's a literal difference." He finished lazily, and then leaned against the pillar behind him.

"..."

I want to cry but have no tears: "Don't be too arrogant, I will find a man right now..."

Lord Wumin opened his eyes: "I don't even need to look for it, there is a man right in front of me."

"..."

Why did I forget that women are the disadvantaged group, Mr. Wumin jumped to me with my body on top of me, then I will...

Seeing my aggrieved face, Mr. Wumin laughed: "Don't worry, I have no interest in making trouble with myself."

10

In the middle of the night, I couldn't hold on any longer, so I leaned against the pillar and started to sleep. Lord Wumin probably didn't feel sleepy because he had already slept for a long time, so he just ordered: "Go to sleep first, I will sleep when it's almost time. Go and wake you up, you should also kneel down, or you won’t be able to pretend for a while.”

I nodded: "OK."

This time I fell asleep and slept soundly, probably because I felt that Mr. Wumin could ward off evil spirits by my side, so I was extra at ease. When he woke me up, I glanced at the door slightly, and it seemed that it was still dark outside.

"How long have I been asleep?" I rubbed my eyes, a little dissatisfied.

"It's less than two hours." Jun Wumin said, "I'm leaving now, you should kneel first."

I nodded; "OK."

He sneaked away from the window and left without making a sound. This scene reminded me of when I sneaked into the Xiyang Palace, and it was the same...

I sat on the ground for most of the night, and my script became a little numb. If I knelt like this again, when the Grand Master and the others came to greet me, I really couldn’t stand up. Seeing me like this, the Grand Master probably really thought I was Kneeling all night, they all cried with emotion, saying that I am loyal and filial.

Although the emperor's coffin was rushed overnight, it was still not healed, so the grand master and the others asked me to rest for a while, which was exactly what I wanted. I went back to the Zhanggan Hall, soaked in the bath for a while, and then called the maid to hammer it for me. Hammer, the sore feet are slowly relieving. Lord Wumin also came, and sat on the side watching quietly, without saying anything.

When everyone left, I hadn't said anything to Mr. Wumin, the grand master and others came again, saying that they wanted to let me see the funeral objects, so I took Mr. Wumin with me, and it wasn't until evening that everything was almost done. The preparations were complete, and the inner and outer coffins were ready, so they had to change into the emperor's unique mourning clothes, and accompanied the late emperor and a large number of funerary objects and pottery figurines to the imperial mausoleum in a sedan chair.

After all this mess, I felt like my head was about to split open, but Lord Wumin felt relieved. When I returned to the Zhanggan Hall, he was not in that hut, but because there was no one there, he was careless. Sitting on the big bed in the main room of the Zhanggan Hall, eating melon seeds comfortably.

I was so angry that I didn't care that he was also sitting on the bed, so he threw himself on the bed and muttered: "You are comfortable..."

Lord Wumin smiled at me: "It's really comfortable."

I glared at him: "Don't think I don't hit women!"

Lord Wumin brought his face closer: "You hit me."

I looked at my face, still unable to make a move, and I felt a suffocation in my heart. I was so aggrieved that I couldn't add it, so I could only bury my head in the quilt to calm down.

Lord Wumin laughed and said: "The king of a country does such a childish action, wouldn't it make people laugh out loud?"

After finishing speaking, he picked out a melon seed with his hand and brought it to my mouth: "Eat it."

I looked at him suspiciously: "You must not be poisoned, right?"

With a sinister smile, he threw the melon seeds into his mouth, chewed and said, "I don't want to poison my body, just like you don't want to hit your own body."

I said: "That's not necessarily the case, what if you suddenly go crazy."

Lord Wumin yawned: "Is everything done?"

"Yeah." I nodded, "Today is the first day, and I will be officially enthroned the day after tomorrow."

Monarch Wumin said: "The first thing to do when you ascend the throne is to demote the family of King Xiuyi to the common people."

"Yeah." To establish prestige, I understand.

Lord Wumin glanced at me: "Let's sleep."

"... huh?" I didn't realize it for a while, "sleeping together?"

Lord Wumin yawned again: "Anyway, we have no idea about each other."

"That is true, but the effect is not very good."

Mr. Wumin wondered: "Then it's none of my business, I'm not used to sleeping on the bed in the hut outside, it's too hard."

I expressed my understanding: "Then I will order my servant to add ten quilts for you."

"That would be too hot."

"..."

"And it's small, narrow, and short..." He murmured and picky, until I lifted the quilt helplessly: "Go to sleep, don't talk about it..."

Mr. Wumin smiled in satisfaction, and lay down. I looked at my face and found that I was not so uncomfortable anymore... Human habits are really scary.

Because I was very tired these few days, I fell asleep quickly. The next morning, because I had nothing to do, no one woke me up, so I fell asleep comfortably. When I woke up, it was already bright, and I just remembered body, I feel something is wrong...

Lord Wumin has already gotten up, sitting on the edge of the bed, not knowing what to look at, seeing me open my eyes, he said: "Are you awake?"

I glared at him: "Rogue..."

Mr. Wumin looked puzzled: "Why are you scolding me so well... Now you want to be a hooligan and you are the hooligan I am..."

I bit my lip and said, "Your body..."

Seeing that I was so stiff, Mr. Wumin reacted and coughed: "Uh, well, a normal and healthy man would have such a reaction when he wakes up in the morning, uh, you..."

I looked at him sadly: "Is there anything I can do, it's so uncomfortable..."

Lord Wumin hesitated and said: "Generally, I will let the maids come..."

"I don't want to!" I shook my head desperately.

"Or, with the right hand..."

I was about to cry: "Is there a third one? I will definitely use it!"

"Then, use the left hand...?" He hesitated.

“……………”

Lord Wumin said helplessly: "Then it can only be left there like that, it will be fine later, if it really doesn't work, take a cold bath."

"It's cold, forget it..." I lay down on the bed, "Leave it alone..."

Lord Wumin nodded: "Now you know how hard it is to be a man, right?"

I was a little angry: "You men are so unbearable..."

Lord Wumin "cut" and said: "You say that, it's not fair at all, when you women are in love, there is no sign."

"..." I lifted the quilt and covered my head, "I won't tell you anymore!"

Lord Wumin smiled softly, and stopped talking.

After a while, I felt that the heat there had subsided a lot, so I exposed my head and looked at Mr. Wumin: "Mr. Wumin, I thought of a solution once and for all."

The corner of Lord Wumin's mouth twitched slightly: "You don't need to tell me, I have a hunch that I won't agree..."

"It's better to make it useless first, then change it back later, and then..." I ignored him and said directly.

Mr. Wumin sneered, pointed to him, which is the chest part of my body, and pointed to me, which is the underside of his own body, and said: Three heads up and down, you two and me one, live and die together , you can figure it out yourself! "

I was stunned for a while, only to feel that the hot air gathered in my lower abdomen was being used on my face, and then I screamed and pushed him: "Smelly rascal, get out!!!"

Lord Wumin laughed loudly, and said meaningfully: "Let's get along well, hahahaha..."

"..."

I must find a man!