What’s Your Gender, Princess?

Chapter 8

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I screamed, pushed the screen away and rushed forward, and Mr. Wumin immediately reacted, opened his eyes and pushed Yuan Yu wildly, but he was my body at this time, and Yuan Yu's figure was relatively sturdy and burly, so A push naturally won't push it away. I just rushed over to help, but Mr. Wumin has already stretched out his foot and kicked Yuan Yu's body hard...

Wow... Brother Yuan Yu flew out like a kite with a broken thread, and the kite was embroidered with a frightened owl...

I stopped, and saw Lord Wumin stood up bitterly, wiping his mouth vigorously while cursing: "Duanxiu!"

Uh, Mr. Wumin is obviously out of his mind from anger, he is a real woman now, it is reasonable for Yuan Yu to kiss "her", and even if Mr. Wumin is a man at the moment, Yuan Yu Ruoqing Kissing him because he couldn't help himself, that's also reasonable, no matter what he should not call others a broken sleeve, even if the other party is a broken sleeve... he shouldn't call others a broken sleeve...

Yuan Yu fell to the ground and twitched after being kicked, and it took him a long time to recover. When he looked up and saw me, his whole body trembled, his tendons were probably about to pop out, it was really... He covered the wound, and said slowly: "Changyi, you hate me so much...?"

Whether I hate it or not can be discussed later, but you, Yuan Yu... Do you have to lie on your side on the ground with your hands covering your face, asking such a question with such a serious expression? !

As for whether you hate him or not...

"Uh, it's okay..." I replied naturally, but Lord Wumin immediately said loudly: "That's right!"

"I'll tell you the truth, I've never liked you, look at you..." Mr. Wumin rolled up his sleeves and put his hands on his waist, probably planning to have a complete contempt for Yuan Yu, so I quickly grabbed him , lest he go too far.

After listening to Lord Wumin's words, Yuan Yu looked gloomy. Hey, it was really not easy for him to be injured physically and mentally at the same time.

I was afraid that he was going to seek death, so I took two steps forward and helped him up with a pleasant face: "Don't be like this, actually..."

Yuan Yu pushed me away without hesitation, and stood up with two legs struggling, looking very struggling, but the words "Body disabled and strong mind" were clearly engraved on his forehead, which really moved me to tears.

Lord Wumin was still angry, and stared at Yuan Yu with folded arms, as if if Yuan Yu made any wrong movements, Lord Wumin would kill him without hesitation.

Fortunately, Yuan Yu probably didn't have the ability to do any more evil, he just looked at Lord Wumin with distressed eyes, and then limped out of the window.

I watched this scene silently, and then slowly said: "Mr. Wumin, Yuan Yu..."

Before I finished speaking, Mr. Wumin interrupted me with a grim expression: "You have a lover here, why didn't you tell me? I just wanted to take precautions."

I wrinkled my nose: "I really don't know why Yuan Yu is crazy. We practiced martial arts together before, and I regard him as a half-senior brother."

Mr. Wumin twitched the corners of his mouth, and looked at me with disdain: "That's right, according to your brain, it should be difficult to find that he likes you."

I was taken aback: "What did you say, Yuan Yu likes me?!"

Lord Wumin: "..."

I:"… "

Lord Wumin and I stared at each other for a long time before the corner of his mouth twitched and said, "Why doesn't he like you kissing you?!"

I swallowed: "Isn't he testing me..."

I thought it was Yuan Yu who discovered something was wrong between Mr. Wumin and me, so he used this to test... Unexpectedly, the inside story is so complicated.

Mr. Wumin rolled his eyes: "Is there anyone who tried like this? Besides, isn't his tone and eyes after that clearly obvious."

I still find it unbelievable. Thinking about it, although Yuan Yu and I practiced martial arts together since we were young, I am a princess after all, and we don’t talk much between the two of us, and I am very talented in martial arts, and Most of the people I practice martial arts with act as sandbags, and Yuan Yu is one of the sandbags.

Because he is the oldest and the strongest, he always challenges me. Naturally, I will not be polite, and often beat him to the point of being ugly. I still remember one time, the second day after he and I finished the martial arts competition, the master taught us to practice kung fu. , and then asked suspiciously: "Where is Yuan Yu? Why didn't he come?" Looking at Yuan Yu with a bruised nose and swollen face in the corner, he asked suspiciously, "Who are you?"

The past is unbearable, and I don't bother to think about it, but... Yuan Yu likes me, it is too unreasonable.

Could it be that Yuan Yu, a thick-eyed and thick guy, actually likes to be abused

I couldn't help but picture him secretly rejoicing while being punched and kicked, and couldn't help shivering a few times.

Looking at Lord Wumin again, he has already sat down, and at the moment is holding the bronze mirror on the side, looking left and right at the mirror, and finally said: "Looking like this, with such a personality, there are still people who like it, tsk."

"... Please explain to me what is 'like this' and what is 'like this'..." The veins on my forehead throbbed faintly.

Lord Wumin smiled at me: "We have a good understanding, so there is no need to say much."

I have a heart to heart with you...

I sighed, sat next to Mr. Wumin, propped my chin and said, "But I still feel a little strange... Yuan Yu actually likes me? Hey, Yuan Yu actually likes me?"

"You don't need to think too much, even if you want to be with him now, it is absolutely impossible." Lord Wumin said lightly.

Naturally, I never thought about being with Yuan Yu, let alone being together, even now, Yuan Yu in my impression is just a brother who used to be my sandbag and is now the head of the guard.

The reason why I keep repeating it is just because I am too surprised.

But when Mr. Wumin said that, I couldn't help but refute: "That's not necessarily true. Even if I am 'Mr. Wumin' now, I can still take a male concubine."

Mr. Wumin looked at me with a smile: "If this is the case, everyone in the world will know how loyal and unyielding Princess Changyi is, and she refuses to share the same with others, my husband."

"… for example?"

"What else can I do, I can't move your body, and I can't harm myself, I can only kill Yuan Yu." Lord Wumin took it for granted.

"..."

Yuan Yu is so innocent...

The mouth of the green bamboo snake, the needle behind the tail of the wasp. Both are not poisonous, the most poisonous is Wumin Jun.

16

The matter of Yuan Yu was just a small episode that made people feel a little confused. After a while, Mr. Wumin and I put it out of our minds and started to discuss the real big thing.

What is the real big deal

Obviously, it is how our bodies should be replaced.

Now Dongyuan and Xiyang have already formed an alliance, and when the ceremony is held tomorrow, the financial secretary will pay the taxes for this year and the next two years, as well as some cloth, cattle and sheep, and it will be confirmed.

Then it was time to drive the soldiers back to Xiyang.

We are expected to stay in Dongyuan for five days, today is almost over, tomorrow we have to hold a ceremony, the day after tomorrow we will shout to the soldiers, and there are two more days that Lord Wumin reluctantly gave me so that I can stay in Dongyuan for a while — After all, it will not be easy to come back later.

In the past two days, we can still actively think of ways to see if we can change our bodies back.

If we really want to fight Beichang Kingdom in the future, Lord Wumin will probably charge in person. Although I am not weak in martial arts, I have no experience after all, and I know almost nothing about the art of war.

If I were really allowed to go into battle, I guess they would all be dead in a while...

The ceremony went very smoothly. On the third day, Mr. Wumin helped me write the lines, and gathered many people on the city platform of Dongyuan Kingdom. Printed hundreds of thousands of points on this matter and posted it on the streets and alleys.

In this way, it can be regarded as almost done. In the early morning of the fourth day, Mr. Wumin and I expressed to the Queen Mother that both of us were not feeling well, and we wanted to sleep in the room for a whole day, so that neither of them would bother us. us.

Although the Queen Mother and the others agreed, their eyes were very complicated. After all, both of them are sick... It always makes people think about it.

But now I'm a broken jar, it doesn't matter what they think...

Mr. Wumin and I changed into the civilian costumes we had prepared from the beginning, and then modified our appearance a little so as not to be recognized by the people with good eyesight. Then we bypassed the guards with our good lightness skills, and jumped out of the city wall . I couldn't help but think of the scene when I went to assassinate Lord Wumin, and I can only sigh that the guards of our two families are relatively lax.

In order to assassinate Lord Wumin, I came out of the palace and passed through the streets of Yuncheng. At that time, the Xiyang army broke through Liucheng, and the people in Yuncheng felt the crisis deeply. The royal family and nobles took the lead and ran a lot Some of the able-bodied people also left, most of the markets were closed, and only the doors for selling grain were slightly open. I pretended to buy rice and asked the price, but the rice was worth gold. The shopkeeper explained embarrassingly, saying that Liucheng had Broken, the food is almost gone.

At that time, the huge cloud city was as desolate as the desert on the edge of Beichang Kingdom recorded in "Illustrated Records of the Four Kingdoms". There were no rivers flowing through it, and no flowers and plants flourishing.

But now, in less than half a month, since Mr. Wumin and I announced that we were going to get married, people who fled have returned in twos and threes, and the closed shop doors have been opened one by one. Looking at all kinds of gadgets, every commoner looks as usual, choosing what they need leisurely.

Those who don't know, probably think that Yuncheng has been so lively here, and the silence of the fallen leaves half a month ago seems to be just a big dream of me.

I had mixed feelings for a while, not knowing whether to be happy or sad.

Lord Wumin was lazily standing beside me, he was wearing a masculine white robe, his hair was tied up casually with white jade hairpins, his hands were in his sleeves, he looked like a female ghost who accidentally went out during the day.

I didn't pay attention at first, but now I can't help but say to him: "You... why are you dressed like this."

Lord Wumin glanced at me inexplicably: "Why, it doesn't look good?"

Before I could speak, he continued, "That's not about the clothes either."

"..."

Angrily, I stretched out my hand to poke her forehead—by now, I have become more and more used to doing things to my own body that would not leave scars, but were enough to make Mr. Wumin hurt.

As a result, the next moment, a pair of slender white hands held my wrist, and at the same time, a clear male voice sounded in my ear: "In broad daylight, how can you bully a weak woman like this?"

Lord Wumin is still a weak woman...

I was angry in my heart, and turned my head to argue with the other party, but when I turned my head, I couldn't say anything.

The other party was an extremely handsome man with a handsome face, his hair was not tied up, but tied loosely behind his head with two dark blue ribbons, and a small bunch of black hair hung on both sides of his ears.

… This this…

Isn't this the kind of young man in white that I've been waiting for for a long time

I was stunned for a moment, the other party probably thought I was in the wrong, and continued: "My lord, do you know that a woman is like jade, and only if she is carefully and safely held in the palm of her hand can she shine for a long time, and she will be treated with a vulgar brilliance. , is absolutely impossible.”

"That's right, that's right!" I agreed and nodded repeatedly. Even if I am a stubborn rock, I still hope that someone will hold it in my hand.

"Tch." At the same time, Lord Wumin let out a disdainful laugh.

"..." The atmosphere was a little awkward for a while.

That man probably couldn't understand why I clearly agreed with his words, but wanted to "bully" Lord Wumin like that, so he let go of my hand in doubt, turned to Lord Wumin, and said modestly and politely: "This girl... Could it be that you are not Agree?"

"That's right, a concubine likes to be beaten, kicked, and severely abused, preferably with a whip! I feel uncomfortable when others dote on me - don't you think so, Mr. Wumin?" At first, he talked to the man with a blank face, but at the end of the sentence, he suddenly raised his voice and looked at me with all sorts of flair.

I:"… "

The man in white: "..."

"Wow!" I was going crazy, Lord Wumin ruined my reputation like this! Who likes to be abused and flogged—ah!

I couldn't help punching and kicking Mr. Wumin, but Mr. Wumin opened his arms: "Sir, it really is you who love this concubine!"

"..." People from the whole street had already gathered around us, and they looked at Mr. Wumin with disbelief.

...

… Ha ha.

***

The white-clothed man's face was as white as his clothes, I grabbed his sleeve in embarrassment, and said: "My lord, my wife just got a little stimulated, she is not like this usually... I don't know your name? "

The man in white forced a smile: "Oh... that's right. My name is Tianwei."

"Tianwei?" The name is a bit strange, but I still try to keep it as written in the storybook, and said with a smile, "Good name, good name..."

I continued to ask: "I don't know where the young master came from?"

Tianwei looked at me a little strangely: "My lord, you ask so many... what are you doing?"

I said embarrassedly: "It's nothing, I just think that you, Mr. Tian, are very eye-catching."

Tianwei: "..."

"Hey, I suddenly remembered that there was something urgent at home, so let's go first..."

For some reason, Tianwei turned around and left. My hand was so strong that I tore off a piece of his sleeve.

Mr. Wumin was quietly by the side, but at this moment he finally couldn't help laughing out loud: "Hahahaha, the real 'broken sleeve' ahhahaha..."

I guess he was stimulated by Yuan Yu, and he hasn't recovered yet, so I don't plan to talk to him, but Tianwei gave me a complicated look, and left quickly.

I:"… "

Tianwei...does he think so too...

I turned around, grabbed Mr. Wumin who was still laughing by the ear, and dragged him to the alley a little bit, exhausted: "Mr. Wumin, what the hell were you doing just now! Both of our reputations are ruined! "

Mr. Wumin combed his hair that had just been disheveled, and said very comfortably: "It's nothing, the person just now is from the Beichang Kingdom, he probably knows that I am you."

If someone else is eavesdropping, the three words "I am you" will definitely get confused, but I know what Mr. Wumin meant to say that Tianwei recognized her as Princess Changyi.

"How do you know that Tianwei belongs to Beichang Kingdom?" I looked at Lord Wumin suspiciously, after all, the young man in white looked like the most admired and liked person in my impression.

Lord Wumin said indifferently: "The words he said were exactly the same as what the monarch of Beichang Kingdom said to my father seven years ago. He took away a concubine that day. At that time, it was only me, my father, and that The famous concubine is present."

Mr. Wumin continued to analyze: "Tianwei, well, this pseudonym is too bad. The surname of Beichang is Wu, and their third prince's name is Yong. If Wu Yong removes the above, it is Tianwei."

In the end he scoffed: "The son inherited his father's business, and he doesn't know how to improve it."

I admired it for a while, but then I doubted it: "Since the king of Beichang knew you were there, how could he be so stupid to let his son... uh, the servant said the same thing? Since he knows you are me, he should also know me It's you."

Lord Wumin had no expression on his face: "Oh, I was secretly lying on top of the beam, and I was about to pour it into the cup of the King of Beichang."

I broke down: "How old were you at that time?! Are you going to do this kind of thing? Your father is too cruel to you!"

Lord Wumin was a little embarrassed: "I went secretly by myself."

"..."

At any rate, I figured it out in the end, maybe the king of Beichang Kingdom wanted to use sex/seduction to attract me? Then, could it be that the internal and external cooperation killed Lord Wumin? It seems that Beichang Kingdom does have unreasonable ideas about Xiyang Kingdom.

In this way, I can't help but feel a little pity. If I knew that I had secretly exchanged glances with people from Beichang Kingdom just now, everyone can discuss it together, how to kill Lord Wumin...

A few days later, Beichang Kingdom

"Father... my son is incompetent." A white figure crawled on the cold white jade floor, and beside the desk in front of him stood the tall and tall King of Beichang.

The monarch waved his sleeves angrily, and the pen holders and paperweights on the case fell to the ground one after another, making violent noises!

"Incompetence? It's not just incompetence! I finally let people find out what kind of man Princess Changyi likes the most, but you can't even do this little thing?!"

"No... Father... Princess Changyi... very strange..." The white figure explained tremblingly.

"If you have something to say, just finish it! What's so strange!" the monarch said impatiently.

"She...she seems to like being abused and whipped...and, Mr. Wumin beside her seems to like men..."

"..."

"Father... I..."

"That's all!" The monarch raised his hand and told him to shut up.

Then there was a long silence, the monarch seemed to be lost in thought.

After a while, he said in a deep voice: "Since that's the case, from today onwards, you'll give me -practice-whip-method-!"

Then he said gloomyly: "If you don't practice well, go to seduce/seduce Lord Wumin."

"... woo woo woo, my son must work hard to practice whipping...!"