"Damn it..." Lan Yuyan almost couldn't help swearing, not only him, everyone looked constipated, and no one thought that they would be locked in an iron cage one day.
"It's because you want us to dance with determination." Wen Ting screamed frantically, thinking of what kind of dress she was going to wear, she was so ashamed.
"It's okay for you girls to wear it. If we old men wear it, it will really hurt our eyes." Shi Junmao said angrily, holding his cheeks. It's fine for an old man to wear a grass skirt, but there are still Coconut bra? This program makes people want him to be single forever!
Knock, knock... Mu Du reached out and knocked on the iron bars. This cage may be to save time, but it is just a long strip shape, but although the distance between the two iron bars is not close, people can't get out if they turn sideways Yes, probably as long as you go out a little bit, you will be stuck, and the idea of getting out directly is impossible.
"This may still be a thickened iron bar."
The palm can barely hold one. It is obvious that ordinary iron bars do not have such a thickness. Looking at the upper one, it is much worse than the one here. It seems that the defense of the lower part has been specially enhanced. .
"Suddenly there was an urge to throw Lao Zhan into the slime after the end, and let him stay in it overnight." Shi Junmao sat on the ground and whispered.
"I think it's okay." Chu Heling, who is known for her gentleness, said lightly. Everyone looked at the small hash mark on her head in amazement, which looked particularly prominent.
Wow.. Lao Zhan has offended Chu Heling, who is known as the "gentle big sister". He has a future and admires him. Lao Zhan's skill in hatred has risen to another level.
"Do you want to add some water to him so that he can wake up properly?" Li Lingqing said sadly.
Others: Lao Zhan, you can ask for blessings, but we support...
Lao Zhan's frightened face: You can't do this to me! I'm a host, a host who thinks about the audience! And it's impossible for you to do it, slightly!
"Then why don't you just sit here and wait until it gets dark?" Lan Yuyan held his head, and lay down regardless of whether the ground was dirty or not. Anyway, the clothes were already dirty enough, so there was nothing wrong with it.
But Yan Haocheng seemed to disagree, and directly pulled him up,
"Don't lie down, sit down."
"Oh."
Most of the people were sitting on the ground, only two or three people were still standing, walking around, Wen Jiexi came to the iron bar and played,
"Jiexi, why don't you kick this iron cage away? With your strength, I think it will be possible! And there is also a yellow mission! Rescue everyone out of the cage, and you can get five thousand catties! Ah, there is no such thing as this mission. Punishment, because there is already punishment." Tuanzi came up with bad ideas around Wen Jiexi, and Wen Jiexi also knew that if they didn't go out and find the exit, the terrible hula punishment was waiting for them.
There are only one or two people with me, and they can still rely on me, but with so many people now, they may be taken out, then it will not be a game, but several human shells will be launched into the air, and then sent to the hospital for emergency treatment , I don't want to be on the news in this way.
"You humans are so troublesome..." Tuanzi said with a curled lip.
Hehe, Wen Jiexi rubbed the center of her eyebrows, she was completely immune to what Tuanzi said.
"So do you want to accept the mission? The mission will take half an hour." Tuanzi asked.
Pick it up for me, and I will observe and observe again.
"Okay!"
She observed the iron bar again, Su Chenyu walked to her side at some point,
"What are you looking at? Don't you take a break?"
"I'm thinking about the possibility of destroying the bar." Wen Jiexi honestly expressed her thoughts.
"What?" Su Chenyu was taken aback by this shocking speech, and stretched out his hand to hold an iron bar,
"You want to destroy it?"
"Well, let's try it, we have cracked the map, it's really a pity to stay here." Wen Jiexi said helplessly, they found that the map was correct, they began to observe their positions, and then drew a road , It's a pity that they are locked here now, otherwise they will definitely be able to reach the exit before dark.
Thinking about it for a while, Wen Jiexi grasped the two iron bars with both hands. Because they were thicker, she couldn't grasp them, and they might slip off. Wen Jiexi had her fingers hooked, her thumbs were pressed for assistance, and her feet were spread out. , stepping on the ground hard, exerting force on the waist, and pulling out with both hands...
Crackling... There was an ear-piercing sound of rubbing, and the iron bar slowly... bent to the sides at a speed visible to the naked eye under the astonished gaze of everyone! ! ! It has an L-shaped shape.
"Haha, it looks like the effect is not bad." Wen Jiexi said as she shook her red fingers, the fingers really hurt a bit after exerting such force.
"Don't push yourself so hard next time." Su Chenyu looked at Wen Jiexi's hand and frowned slightly, stretched out his hand to hold Wen Jiexi's hand, rubbed the place where her fingers were, and pressed for her.
"Wow, it's true..." Shi Junmao muttered to himself, he seemed to have seen a super girl.
"This can't be a fake iron bar, right?" Wen Ting stood up, ran to the iron bar, and pulled hard, but unfortunately, she exerted all her strength, but the iron bar didn't move at all.
"How does this arm grow?" Li Lingqing saw this miraculous scene with his own eyes, similar to Wang Hao, and almost wanted to take off Wen Jiexi's clothes to study it carefully.
"Don't move." Su Chenyu waved away Li Lingqing's hand that was about to touch Wen Jiexi, and said angrily.
"Tsk tsk, how stingy." Li Lingqing shook his palm and said, rolling his eyes at Su Chenyu, as if he coveted her little guy, she also has a wife! He said it as if he was single, hum!
"Okay, you want to pick up other people's clothes, and you blame them." Chu Heling helplessly pulled away this sometimes confused person. He was obviously very serious when he was in the company, so why did he always have convulsions in private? , especially in front of Sister Chen Yu.
The hole is not big, so the girls can get out smoothly, and the boys can barely get out, just stretch out their hands and pull it out.
"Hiss...it's really too dangerous." Shi Junmao shook his hands, twisted his body, trying to shrink his body as much as possible just now, it feels like it's almost out of ergonomics.
Now only Uncle Mudu is left inside. He is rubbing his arms and looking at everyone with a sad face. His physique is of a relatively strong type. This kind of small hole cannot be drilled out at all. Most of the body is stuck in it,
"Then what should I do?" Uncle Mudu's eyes were full of tears, his eyes were "Don't leave me behind!", and he kept looking at Wen Jiexi, hoping that she could help him, but Wen Jiexi was caught by his gaze It gave me goosebumps, but I stepped forward.
Stepping on the iron bar with one foot, grabbing the other with both hands, and pushing it open forcefully, the rattling sound resounded again, and because of the greater strength, the sound was even harsher and louder.
With a snap, the one picked by the foot was finally overwhelmed, and the lower part broke off, just hanging there dangling like this, and died.
Everyone, open your mouth wide, oh my god!
Program Team: This is fake! This is probably a fake iron cage!
"I'm finally out! I, Mu Hansan, are back again!" Finally out of the iron cage, Uncle Mu Du put his waist on his back and screamed to the sky.
Lao Zhan jumped up angrily, and said frantically,
"Hey, didn't they all say it was going to be bolded! What's going on! Could it be a low-quality product?"
"Old Zhan, we specially hired a famous company to produce it for us. It can't be a low-quality product." The person in charge of the program group stood up and said weakly.
"Let's go, I'm going to take a look!" Old Zhan was eager to verify it.
Program group: Didn't you see that Wen Ting tried it just now, didn't she not move at all
It's a pity that Lao Zhan can't listen to anything now. After Wen Jiexi and the others left, he ran to the side of the iron cage, grabbed an iron bar with both hands, stepped on the side with one foot, and pulled it out with all his strength. The bars didn't move at all.
Lao Zhan couldn't believe it, he just stepped on both sides like this, pushing hard, pulling hard, when his face was flushed and the veins on his hands were exposed, the iron bars were very face-saving, and the bending was almost invisible to the naked eye. half a centimeter.
Plop... Lao Zhan rolled backwards, landed in a state of embarrassment, shook his red and trembling hands, looked at the place where Wen Jiexi pulled away, and then at the iron bar he had just pulled, and shouted loudly,
"This is unscientific!!! Who wants to dance the hula for me like this!"
Program Team: ... The last sentence is the key point.
On the other side, Wen Jiexi and the others were walking leisurely on the road with smiles on their faces,
"Hey hey, Lao Zhan must be going to die of anger when he saw the scene just now. I think he must want us to dance the hula. Now that we escaped, he must have been jumping in anger." Wen Ting Holding his head, he said with a smile, and after finishing speaking, he patted his thigh and laughed wildly.
"Since we have come out, let's see how to deal with Lao Zhan." Shi Junmao said eagerly.
"Aren't you afraid of giving everyone a bad impression?" Huo Lin'er said hesitantly.
"Come on, Lao Zhan said it's a variety show, and our image is almost gone, so maybe the host will be brought in to play the game together, and the audience will want to watch it even more. Let's make the game more interesting!" Lan Yu Yan squeezed his fist and said with a hey smile.
"But you discuss here, won't you be seen by Lao Zhan? You will definitely take precautions at that time." Mu Du scratched his head and said.
"It's very simple!" Wen Ting snapped her fingers, and Lan Yuyan and Shi Junmao immediately moved over. The three of them didn't know what they were talking about, and kept snickering.
Others looked at the three people who seemed to have devil tails and devil horns on their buttocks and heads, and the cold wind all over them. Well, Lao Zhan, please ask for blessings. Revenge is not fun, especially the most tricky young people, they should touch their noses and continue on their way.
"Jiesxi, I'll leave it to you to catch Lao Zhan later." Wen Ting moved closer to Wen Jiexi and said.
"Huh? Me?" Wen Jiexi was taken aback for a moment, then she couldn't laugh or cry.
"Of course, of course, as long as you catch him, we will leave the rest to us!" Wen Ting patted her chest and smiled.
Wen Jiexi saw that Lan Yuyan and Shi Junmao were both leaning in front of the others, whispering what they were talking about, it seemed that they were arranging everyone's position, so she nodded.
"I see."
"Hahaha, with Jiexi's help, Lao Zhan will never escape." Wen Ting said with a giggle, then looked at Su Chenyu,
"Goddess Su just needs to eat." After speaking, she ran to Li Lingqing and Chu Heling.
Wen Jiexi and Su Chenyu looked at each other, wondering what the three of them were planning.
They followed the route and after the lesson just now, even if they saw copper, silver, or even golden treasure chests, they just ignored them. Getting out of the maze is the most important thing. No one wants to try again after the experience just now.
But puddles, these traps are still unavoidable, it took an hour and a half to finally arrive at the exit, Shi Junmao was wet all over, feeling very sluggish, because he was too excited to see the exit just now, and fell directly into the water pitted.
"Hahaha, welcome back, everyone, I didn't expect you to come out so quickly and no one was left behind, it really opened my eyes!" Lao Zhan sat on the rocking chair by the exit, shaking his fan without any hesitation. leisurely,
"Since it's out, then..."
"We're going to have fun together!" Lan Yuyan grinned.
"What do you want to do?" Old Zhan stared wide-eyed, looking at the people who obviously harbored malicious intentions, he jumped up and wanted to run.
It's a pity that a figure rushed up quickly, came to Lao Zhan's side, pulled the hook, and directly resisted the person. This person was Wen Jiexi.
"Fuck me, what are you going to do!" Lao Zhan yelled in shock, waving his limbs and was about to struggle, but Lan Yuyan and Wen Ting immediately ran up, took the rope they specially collected just now, and tied Lao Zhan's body His hands and feet were bound so that he could not move.
"Oh, Lao Zhan, stop struggling." Lan Yuyan patted Lao Zhan's butt maliciously, laughing loudly.
"Thank you for your cooperation!" Shi Junmao laughed and bowed to the rest of the program group.
"Are you colluding?" Old Zhan said with his eyes wide open, why didn't he see that they were colluding
"Just now, Lao Zhan, when you went out, they were discussing how to cheat you."
"Then he said to the aerial camera that if we keep it secret, he will treat us to dinner after the show is over."
"Come on, Lao Zhan, we support you!"
Selling yourself for a meal? People say that the entertainment industry is a plastic sisterhood, but the relationship in the program group is also so plastic? !
Lao Zhan regretted why he went to verify whether the iron bars were inferior products, but as soon as he left his sight, he was immediately cheated! ! !
"Okay, let's go!" Mu Du patted Lao Zhan's and said with a smile,
"Old Zhan, come on, you can do it!"
"Mu Du, you bastard!" Amid Lao Zhan's screams, Wen Jiexi carried him to the maze.
"This way, this way!" Huo Lin'er was in charge of showing the way, while Wen Jiexi followed behind her, and Lao Zhan on his shoulder kept yelling,
"Put me down, let me down."
"Old Zhan, be quiet." Wen Jiexi said helplessly.
"If you put me down, I will be quiet!" Old Zhan said solemnly.
"No way." Wen Jiexi shook her head.
"You're breaking the law by doing this!" Seeing that the conditional method didn't work, Lao Zhan immediately changed to another method.
"I think this will also be put on the show, and I don't think drugging and putting in iron cages are not illegal, even if they are on the show?" Wen Jiexi asked back.
Woo... The little sheep is more eloquent than I imagined!
"Otherwise, let me down, and I'll treat you to a big meal! You can eat as much as you want, seafood, hot pot, barbecue, steak, etc., take your pick." Lao Zhan said temptingly.
"But...but this is not something I can decide alone." Although Wen Jiexi was moved in her heart, she didn't want to ruin everyone's plans because of her own desires.
"Jiexi, I have an eighty-year-old mother and seven daughters, all of whom are just grown-ups. My wife still needs me, so I can't just die like this! I beg you to let me go!" Zhan wailed loudly, but Wen Jiexi, who had her back to him, didn't know that he was just wailing dryly, so she felt a little hesitant and stopped.
Looking at this scene, old Zhan howled even more, but...
"Old Zhan, you are so noisy. You obviously didn't cry, but you are still screaming so loudly." Huo Liner complained softly while looking at Lao Zhan's face.
Lao Zhan's voice froze instantly when he heard this sentence, forgetting that there were still people!
"It's not only loud, it's like killing a pig. You have only one son, but now you have seven daughters. You think you have seven fairies in your family! Wife needs you? I don't want you anymore after watching this show, You're still an eighty-year-old mother, will your sixty-year-old mother beat you up with a chicken feather when she sees it?" Mu Du, who came late, heard Huo Lin'er's words, and flipped through the pages unceremoniously. Roll eyes.
Women hate people saying that she is old, and she is 20 years old when she is 60 years old. Old Zhan, you are doing it yourself!
"Yiyiyi~" Lao Zhan let out a shrill whine, and his body, which was still struggling, spread out.
"Let's go, don't worry about this guy. This guy has a lot of dramas. Don't think that actors are all actors. In the entertainment circle, who is not an actor." Mu Du didn't pay attention to Lao Zhan's emotions at all. , Shrugged and urged.
"Oh..." Wen Jiexi felt that it was better for her to keep quiet and keep walking forward.
Soon came to a very large pit, which was light blue, and it didn't look like a liquid. That's right, it was that soft and sticky slime.
Wen Jiexi put Mu Du next to the pit, then scratched his head and looked at Lao Zhan, who was terrified and wriggling on the ground like a caterpillar,
"Uh... Lao Zhan... come on!"
Lao Zhan: You told me to come on, I hope you can help me untie the rope! ! !
"What is this?" Lao Zhan tried his best to raise his body to look. He only knew that it was a hole, but he couldn't see what it was because of his back just now.
"This is a good thing~" Mudu squatted next to Lao Zhan and said sadly.
"Hey, go, go, stop talking nonsense here." Although Lao Zhan was trembling in his heart, he still raised his head stiffly.
"Hmph." Mu Du snorted coldly, and pushed Lao Zhan's whole body forward so that he could see what was in the pit.
"Wow..." Lao Zhan, who was screaming at first, saw the things inside, his eyes widened.
"You don't want to throw me in, do you?" He looked up at the three people standing beside him, and saw that they were all looking at him in silence,
"Are you so cruel?"
"No matter how cruel we are, we can't compare to your cruelty." Mu Du rolled his eyes and said, seeing how badly they fell, and this guy only tried it once. It is estimated that the scene of their tragic fall just now was covered by him. Laugh out loud as a joke.
"It's just... for the effect of the show..." Lao Zhan whispered.
"We are also doing it for the effect of the show. Look at any variety show that has a host being punished. This will definitely set a new high in ratings!" Shi Junmao ran back with a bunch of fragrant bags and laughed.
"I agree with this point, we must be the most novel." Lan Yuyan also walked over with a wooden box in his arms.
After a closer look, they brought back almost all food, ten large boxes of pizza, four buckets of fried chicken, two buckets of roast chicken, six large cans of drinks, and even an ice bucket.
"Where did you get the food?" Lao Zhan's eyes almost popped out.
"Well... Of course, let the people in the program group buy it, oh, of course it's half the price for us, and then Goddess Su signed for them." Wen Ting said with a smile,
"Hearing that Goddess Su is willing to sign for them, they were so excited that they couldn't find Beinan."
Lao Zhan: These little bastards!
"Then come on, old Zhan!" Shi Junmao and Lan Yuyan lifted old Zhan up, and threw him down amidst old Zhan's yelling.
Plop... Lao Zhan just fell straight down like this, and then made a loud piercing sound. Looking carefully, Lao Zhan's whole body, from the neck down, was actually sunk in. Think about it, even if they fell in, It's just the waist, but looking at Lao Zhan's current situation, everyone can't help covering their mouths and laughing.
"Old Zhan, I can't tell you have such a good drive!" Lan Yuyan looked at the old Zhan below and laughed.
"Hmph, little brats." Old Zhan rolled his eyes at Lan Yuyan. He didn't know when the untied limbs moved slowly inside the slime. It can be said that the speed is extremely slow, but it is enough to move. .
But those who want to try raise their hands, but they can't. There seems to be a hard membrane outside to prevent anything from going out.
"Come here! Come to dinner! Everyone is hungry!" Wen Ting greeted loudly, then opened the pizza box, and the aroma of the food immediately wafted into the air.
"It smells so good! It feels like I haven't eaten with such enjoyment for a long time!" Uncle Mu Du took a piece of pizza and ate it with relish.
"There's still a lot, everyone, let's have some drinks too." Chu Heling took the juice and put it in a disposable plastic cup, and poured the drink to everyone.
"Does Sister Su eat fried chicken?" Wen Jiexi deliberately picked out two chicken legs, wrapped the bone with a paper towel, and handed one to Su Chenyu.
"Hurry up and eat." Su Chenyu patted Wen Jiexi's head and took it with a smile.
The people above were eating happily, while shouts came from the pothole on the side,
"I want to eat too, feed me!"