[Face-slapping keyboard warriors for offline tasks:
Click on the Jinjiang Literature City website provided by this game, and use the basic knowledge of the military academy's network investigation course to slap the face of the keyboard warrior]
Games in the interstellar era do not necessarily have to lie in the game cabin all the way. Sometimes the game will release offline tasks, which requires players to open some permissions of the optical brain and complete the tasks under the monitoring of the game.
Xi Guican received this type of offline task.
The game cabin opened automatically, Xi Guican opened his eyes, and the rage in his eyes was terrifying.
He Ruge's fragility and helplessness are like a weapon to gain sympathy, and it stabbed into Xi Guican's heart. When Xi Guican opened the comment area and saw the vitriolic scolding on the screen, he was angry. Reached the top!
Roar-
What is "Sima"? !
do not know!
Are horses used to curse people? !
Roar-
What is a "dog-pushing author"? !
do not know!
Are dogs also used to scold people? !
Roar-
Or our feline image is the best!
Although he couldn't understand anything, Xi Guican instinctively understood that this was not a good word. The hostility in the blue eyes poured out unabashedly, like fire surging under the ice. He stared coldly at the ID name of the "newspaper", just like he looked at the Zerg on Star Wars.
Look at the eyes of the dead.
He clicked on the light screen, his fingers were flying, and he intercepted bits and pieces of information in the torrent of data—
Perhaps in order to reduce the difficulty of the game, this novel website is like a product of low-level scientific and technological civilization.
This troll publishes warlike comments on various websites, insulting artists, athletes, writers, painters...
The teenage girl was violated:
Dressed so little, sassy
The Internet celebrity took a selfie:
Ugly dead, plastic surgery strange
The writer has updated:
Primary school students' writing, no culture
Even if Xi Guican knew that all of this was a fake game plot, and that the trolls who insulted He Ruge were just the villains designed by the game, his heart was still clenched by a hand, and the pain nerves wrapped around his heart were constantly being moved. It stimulated his spiritual sea of consciousness to faintly ache.
A piece of hair slowly drifted down from the top of his head, and after he vomited blood when he got angry, Xi Guican finally ushered in a baldness crisis.
Hair loss in human form is a very serious matter, which means that Xi Guican's prototype is almost bald except for the hair on his forehead.
Xi Guican threw off the hair indifferently, hacked into the three-dimensional communication software of the "Newspaper Office", and posted the other party's actions and evidence in full—
The despicable hide in the virtual world and harm the innocent for spiritual pleasure.
Then expose what it has done to the public and let it have nowhere to hide.
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Zhang Meng is a self-proclaimed keyboard warrior. Whenever he is caught cheating or caught stealing, Zhang Meng will put on the vest of a virtual network and pick up the keyboard to crack and write passionately.
When he got up early in the morning, he clicked on the sign-in of Jinjiang Literature City, received a new moonstone, and waved the moonstone to write down the text of the author named "Ru Ge". The writer of the female frequency is easy to bully, and he can't lift his head when he sprays it, and he doesn't even have the strength to talk back.
Zhang Meng remembered the girl who rejected his confession yesterday, so he sneered and regarded the "female author" named Ruge as the bitch who refused his confession, and cursed wildly: "It's disgusting, what is it written?"
After using the moonstone, he turned off Jinjiang in a good mood, opened his scarf triumphantly, and prepared to catch a few more celebrities who were often criticized by netizens—
After all, every time he finishes a long list of curses and adds the sentence "If you agree with me, please give me a thumbs up", he will get a thumbs up from like-minded friends. Jinjiang cannot give him such a refreshing feeling.
This society is so unfair to him. A person like him could have slept with all the female stars and spent his money on the ground. It's all his fault that he didn't have a good father!
Zhang Meng snorted coldly, opened his scarf and prepared to change to a trumpet specially designed to spray people, but found that he suddenly had hundreds of unread private messages.
Could it be that he won the lottery some time ago
Zhang Meng excitedly clicked on the comment, and before his blood boiled, he was thrown into the cold by hundreds of private messages attacking him: "You are so disgusting", "Do you eat shit with such a dirty mouth?" My idol, don't you pee and look at yourself" "Hehe, I'm too embarrassed to post something" "Do you want black and red garbage"...
Actually, actually scolding him like that! Do these people have the quality! Don't you have any virtue in your speech? ! In the end what happened? !
Zhang Meng was shaking with anger. When he opened his homepage, his face suddenly lost color. I saw that there was a long Weibo on his homepage, in which he posted countless invisible things he had done over the years. The evidence was conclusive, and he was crazy, just like he wanted to be black and red, so he blew himself up for hype.
… impossible impossible, who wrote it? Who stole his number? ! How did you find so much evidence? !
A terrible idea suddenly popped into his mind. Zhang Meng's hands trembled into a sieve, and he opened his WeChat, Penguin and Zhihu accounts. When he saw the dense black material, his eyes widened and he fainted straight out—
Done.
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[Di - The offline task of face-slapping keyboard warrior has been successfully completed! Complete evaluation: excellent
Reward: Fortune Telling*1
[Note] Fortune Divination: The desire of your soul is the prophet of your destiny]
The green web pages of Jinjiang Literature City turned into blips and dissipated, and everything about that low-tech civilization disappeared like a flash in the pan.
A card was suspended in the air, spinning around Xi Guican.
Xi Guican ignored the card. He tugged at his scalp with a serious expression, and easily pulled off a small tuft of hair.
I… may be going bald.
Xi Guican's heart sank. He knew that the situation had reached a critical moment. He had to take measures to save himself. Even if he didn't want to use the secret hair growth recipe given by Mao Zixie, he would try it now.
The secret recipe for hair growth produced by the drug-seeking rat is a medicine pack. The first step in hair growth is to put the medicine pack in the bathtub, and the second step is to become a prototype and put yourself in the bathtub.
Xi Guican had always resisted soaking in the medicated bath, because this medicated bath had a side effect, it would make the big cat feel constipated but could not pull it out. The big white tiger in the bath curled up into a big shrimp.
Forget the past.
Xi Guican held a medicine bag with two fingers solemnly, and a hint of struggle flashed in his blue eyes. He was ruthless and strode into the bathroom. The huge bathtub was automatically filled with water, and the medicine bag fell into the warm water with a thud, dyeing the water into milky white.
He was standing in front of the bathtub, dressed in a meticulous and neatly dressed military uniform. In Xi Guican's wardrobe, apart from all kinds of uniforms, he didn't have any daily clothes. He is a person who doesn't understand and doesn't know how to enjoy, and is reluctant to try new things. If there is no external force to force him, Xi Guican may hide in his own safety zone for the rest of his life.
His knuckled hands grabbed his tie and roughly pulled open the neckline, revealing a section of his neck. His pale skin made pale blue blood vessels appear. His fingers flexibly unbuttoned the buttons, his shirt was thrown on the ground at will, and he took off his military uniform. Xi Guican was exceptionally tall and strong, and the muscles built by killing were like rolling hills.
He is a typical thin-dressed, undressed and fleshy type. If he is wearing a military uniform, if he happens to be tortured by illness and shows a bit of vulnerability, he looks like a sick beauty. However, at this moment, the muscles and bones have nothing to do with being sick.
Xi Guican tore off the belt expressionlessly, with an upside-down triangular figure with a thin waist and broad shoulders. When his straight trousers slipped, a three-meter tall white bald tiger appeared in the bathroom!
The majestic tiger roar echoed in the bathroom. Except for the hair on the head of the big white tiger in the mirror, the rest of the body was bald and bald, and there were two long scary scars on the shoulder blades.
The hind paws kicked the wrinkled trousers, and the big white tiger stepped into the bathtub calmly and gracefully, without causing too much water splashes, the ice-like blue eyes softened into a wet blue under the blur of water vapor.
Xi Guican raised his tiger paw and tapped the bracelet on his paw lightly—
A light screen emerges.
The light brain is the identity of the interstellar people, and it has various functions of communication, logging in to the star network, and paying.
Xi Guican's light brain is the most expensive one. When he is in human form, the light brain is in the form of a ring. When he becomes a prototype, the light brain will become a bracelet suitable for tiger claws. With the opening of the light brain, the quest reward of the game "Your Exclusive Lover" - the fate card, also appeared again, and he circled around Xi Guican who was taking a bath.
Xi Guican was so upset that he used the reward directly.
The card emitted a deep purple light, and the halo enveloped Xi Guican. Ten seconds later, a cold mechanical sound sounded:
[Name: Xi Guican]
[Luck: Disasters are endless, and the country is defeated and perished
This is the fate of the great evil, and the power of destruction is extremely strong. The fierce provocation is like the breaking of the Yellow River, the collapse of Mount Tai, the collapse of the ice, and it is irresistible. Internal and external chaos, all things are at odds, the catastrophic catastrophe that breeds, life and death are separated, evil spirits come in groups, this is definitely not an ordinary disaster]
The big white tiger was silent for a while, then tilted his head indifferently.
This broken game... is it cursing him
He turned off the game with one paw, and clicked into the "Second Star Wars Official Broadcast", the largest live broadcast room on the federal military website.
In interstellar entertainment culture, violence and beauty are on the same level. Interstellar people advocate violent aesthetics. During the first Star Wars, there was a live broadcast by war reporters, and the ratings hit a record high.
The whole live broadcast of the second Star Wars, the ratings hit a record high. Different from the one-year war of the first Star Wars, the second Star Wars has been fought for three whole years, and there is an intensifying trend.
The reason why the second Star War lasted so long was because of the evolution of the Zerg, their force value was weakened, but their intelligence was improved.
The interstellar people were beaten and retreated, the Seventeen Stars had already been occupied by half, and the army led by Lieutenant General Snow Lion was besieged in the worm wave. , however, ended in failure.
In the deadly live broadcast room, 100 million viewers remained silent at this moment, silently expressing the highest respect to the heroes. When the camera switched to the next battle situation, there were suddenly a lot of barrages in the silent live broadcast room:
It would be great if Major General Xi was still there... He is so strong, if he had not been sick three years ago, he would have been promoted to marshal now
One husband is the one who can’t be open to everyone, and there will always be only Xi Guican. He is the eternal god of war in my heart and the patron saint of the Federation.
With one enemy and a hundred, we are invincible, and the day when you return will be the time of the Federation's triumph.
The author has something to say: The desires of your soul are the prophets of your destiny. - "The Holmes Reader"
Regarding the part of the explanation of Qiyun, the author refers to the network information
It will take a long time for He Ruge to travel through the past, please prepare yourself mentally, 啾~
Small Theater 1:
Xi Guican: I'm going to be bald
He Ruge: That's so cute
Small Theater 2:
Xi Guican: I was taking a hair growth bath in the bathtub. I heard that the hair will grow out when I soak it in the bathtub.
After He Ruge crosses...
Xi Guican: I never thought that before Mao was fully grown, I would soak my wife in the bathtub