What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God’s Bathtub

Chapter 100: Fairy love

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The soldiers on the starship stared blankly at the silver-white mecha, including Lieutenant General Hai Dongqing, who was called the God of Ten Thousand Eagles. At this moment, he felt that the man in front of him was the God of Slaughter.

If Xi Guican hadn't contracted that strange disease two years ago, the Federation would have had the youngest marshal in history.

Monsters from human experiments at Xinghai Orphanage.

The most powerful mechanic.

Perhaps in other time periods, the amazing record of beheading the super-high Zerg alone would lead to jealousy and hatred of those with a heart, but at the moment of life-and-death crisis, all those who witnessed it knew that it was a blessing for the Federation to have a strong man.

The shooting machines hovered overhead, faithfully conveying the battle situation to the live broadcast, and the high-level military commander watched the live broadcast with a solemn expression.

After the silver-white mecha killed an ultra-high-class Zerg in the picture, it quickly locked on the other ultra-high-class Zerg that was closest to it. It slashed towards the bloated Zerg like a sword of judgment, and the snow-white arm of the mecha turned into a blade. , Ling Lie sword light flowed in the void, and even the sun in the sky was eclipsed for a while.

How long does it take to kill an ultra-high Zerg

Before this battle, without the union of the three giant warships and the lives of countless mecha divisions, without a day and a night, the Federation could not even hit the super-high Zerg.

Now Xi Guican has let everyone know that it only takes fifteen seconds to kill an ultra-high Zerg.

The silver-white mecha shot out like lightning, but in the blink of an eye, it appeared on another giant warship. The mecha warriors on the warship spread out like a low tide, giving this gorgeous mecha and the super-high Zerg a chance. out of space.

Before the action of the silver-white mecha, the live broadcast room was so quiet that there was no noise. They saw that the mecha folded its arms, and the two long high-polymer plasma lightsabers were silently drawn out, and the stunning light flashed instantly. The dead air—

It was like a splendid meteor streaking across the sky, and the God of Slaughter used a butcher knife to harvest the souls of the Wasteland of Souls. The light that vented endless violence and arrogance cut off the crystal clear insect wings.

what! ! !

The mournful screams of the super-high Zerg resounded through the sky, the eight claws kicked desperately, and the bloated body twisted randomly, but from the moment it faced Xi Guican, death was already doomed.

The scream of this super-high Zerg stopped abruptly, but the feast of slaughter had just begun.

"1, 2, 3, 4, four super-high Zerg died in front of me, I... I can't believe it."

"There are five now"

"Six"

"Ahhh, my God, Seven Kills!!! Is Xi Guican still human?!"

"Am I dreaming? Why is watching Xi Guican kill the super-high Zerg as easy as cutting cabbage?"

"One man is worth ten giant warships"

"He's not the Blade of the Federation, he's a god"

He Ruge saw his blood boil, his heart was beating so fast for some unknown reason, it might be because his blood vessels were aroused by the live broadcast of watching a blockbuster, or it might be because of the name that all the barrages were reciting—

"Xi Guican! It's Major General's live broadcast! Mr. He, you are actually hiding here to watch the Star Wars live broadcast secretly!" Shui Xirui suddenly spoke up, startling He Ruge. He had already forgotten the time when he watched the live broadcast. It's not even clear when the run will end.

However, Shui Xirui was also immersed in the live broadcast. She covered her mouth and said in amazement, "Am I dazzled? How come there are three super-high Zerg? One was cut off by Major General Xi like cutting a watermelon?!" She rubbed her eyes, but in the blink of an eye, the silver-white mecha in the picture slashed another Zerg. A more dramatic thing happened, the only super-high Zerg left on Star Wars turned around and ran away!

Zerg is a race that only knows to kill and is not afraid of death. They have always behaved as killing machines. Now this super-high Zerg escapes astonishingly, as bizarre as a robot declares a strike against the program.

"Ah, Major General Xi, he, he, he also killed the last super-high Zerg?! Three super-high Zerg! Killed all?!" Shui Xirui screamed, history is always amazing Similarly, the familiar soprano was about to sting He Ruge's eardrums. The cubs of Lulu Primary 1 class heard the reputation, and He Ruge reluctantly made a move to silence Shui Xirui.

His tone was like that of some kind of parent who couldn't help showing off his children's perfect scores, but his expression was like thinking of his excellent lover: "Not three, but ten."

The cubs who had finished running around surrounded He Ruge and asked in a chatter, "What three, what ten?"

Star Wars Live doesn't have a mosaic of gore and violence, but that doesn't mean they're for everyone to see. There is an age limit for watching live broadcasts, and underage cubs cannot watch Star Wars live broadcasts.

He Ruge said softly, "Mr. Xiaoshui and I are talking about a great hero."

Xiong Xinhao asked stupidly: "How big is the big hero? Is it bigger than the little elephant in Class 2?" When He Ruge nodded, Xiong Xinhao was stunned: "Is it bigger than the Zerg?" He has seen the largest creature, It is the Zerg that destroyed his homeland.

The young man in front of him laughed, his black eyes bright, "It's bigger than ten Zerg combined, because he can easily defeat ten super-high Zerg." He Ruge pointed his hand to the blue sky, "It's even higher than this day, because Standing in front of the world, this big hero can block all the damage for the world."

He Ruge, who was talking like this, suddenly remembered the marriage he used the prop "love fortune" to test in the game. The joke is this:

Your crush is an unparalleled hero, and one day you will find him with colorful bubbles, and from now on, you will be with each other and grow old together.

The corners of his lips rose slowly.

My crush is really a hero.

He Ruge was in a good mood all day long. His inspiration for new texts continued to flow. Whenever he was free, he would code words every now and then. Now he has written a plot of 3,000 words. This plot is not the beginning, but the biggest climax in the new article.

There is a plot in the new article that goes like this:

Under the leadership of the protagonist Gong, the Federation achieved a staged victory in the Star Wars. Everyone was very happy. They even let the protagonist as an interstellar singer be celebrated by the front line. However, the Zerg killed a carbine.

The plot written by He Ruge is that the protagonist Gonggong shines in Star Wars, killing the super-high Zerg with absolute strength. Because the protagonist's attack in the text has not become very strong, even Su Shuang can't go too far apart, so He Ruge wrote the main character's attack to kill two super-high Zerg.

The Star Wars live broadcast has been playing. Although the ten super-high Zerg have been killed by Xi Guican, the remaining medium and low Zerg will be killed by the Federation for a day and a night even if they stand still. The silver-white mecha is The most dazzling existence is like an invincible killing god, wanton shuttle in the insect tide, harvesting life.

He Ruge watched the live broadcast and felt the atmosphere of Star Wars, while writing like a wild code. But after watching the Star Wars live broadcast for a long time, he felt hot eyes.

Because all the places captured by the light screen were the remains of Zerg corpses and mechas, He Ruge was numb from the beginning to the present, and even felt that a random screenshot could be regarded as an advertisement for cockroach medicine.

Going to teach the cubs at this time is the process of washing their eyes. Especially when He Ruge asked questions from the podium, the fluffy cubs scrambled to raise their claws, looking at He Ruge's small appearance eager to be named, which could make He Ruge's heart bud.

The broadcast time of "putting you to sleep" at 6 o'clock in the evening will soon arrive. However, the style of the live broadcast is different from the past. He Ruge said: "Good evening, what I want to tell you today is not a fairy tale, but a myth. Story, what is a fairy tale? As the name suggests, it is a virtual story in which the protagonist is a god.”

This time he doesn't want to tell fairy tales, he wants to tell a hero's story, and Chinese mythology is more compatible with Qiongqi.

When talking about the word "God", the young man's expression did not change, even his eyes were smiling, as if he was blaspheming the gods, and at the same time he was praising virtue, he said softly: "A long time ago, there were ten suns in this world, and they took turns in turn. Appeared in the sky, but one day ten suns appeared in the sky together. They dried the earth and caused drought, and Hou Yi, the archer, was sent by the Emperor of Heaven to drive out the sun..."

The ten suns statement makes the barrage feel novel, discussing the rationality of ten suns from a scientific point of view. However, when the barrage heard Hou Yi shooting the sun, they all said "unscientific", "impossible" and "nonsense".

He Ruge didn't pay attention to the barrage, he told the story seriously, and the cubs in the 1st class of Lulu Elementary School raised their ears and listened attentively: "He pulled the bow and crossbow of 10,000 jin, and set up the arrow of 1,000 jin. nine suns, but one sun is left in the sky."

The barrage is still in full swing:

"Isn't it ridiculous? Let's just say it's a bragging story. How could it be possible to shoot down the sun with an arrow?"

"What is there to be more real, Ru Ge said it's a virtual story, it's fake, you have to substitute it into reality"

"Even if it's virtual, it can't be completely divorced from reality! Can you find a person who shoots the sun from reality and show me?"

"I didn't shoot the sun, but I did kill the Zerg. Xi Guican killed ten super-high Zerg. Do you want to go to the live recording screen to see that the super-high Zerg killed is one more than the sun shot down in the fairy tale"

"Some people are frogs at the bottom of a well. If I told you before today that Xi Guican could kill ten super-high Zerg in one go, would you think it's nonsense?"

"...Actually, if you told me about Xi Guican's record yesterday, I really thought it was bullshit."

"I understand, this is not actually telling us stories, but sprinkling us with dog food"

"Ah, it's so sweet!"

Therefore, in addition to "Xi Guican kills ten super-high Zerg" in today's hot search, there is also a "Fairy Love Xi Guican He Ruge".

The high praise comments of this hot search are as follows:

"I don't believe in gods in my life, but when I mention you, I tell a fairy tale."

"As a mortal, my life is very short, like a white horse passing by in an instant, but when it comes to my worship of a god, it is as vast as the sun, moon and stars. You ask who that god is?"

"It's you."

"Why do you all compare the love between He Ruge and Xi Guican to believers and gods? I don't think so! Have you ever seen the eyes of the major general watching He Ruge in the live broadcast? It's so affectionate as the ocean! It's obviously the only favor of the gods. His little believer!"

He Ruge still didn't know the various nasty sentences about him and Xi Guican on Xingwang. After he finished telling the fairy tale, he sang "I'm afraid not to resist" by Xian Xinghai, and made some changes to the lyrics:

"Blow the small trumpet, dick, dick, dick! Play the small copper drum, the dragon will be the dragon!

With a knife and gun in hand, charge into the battlefield. Slash the tide of insects with one knife! One shot at the Zerg!

Don't be afraid of being young, just be afraid of not resisting! Blow the trumpet, dick dah dah!

Play the small bronze drum, get the dragon and get the dragon! Don't be afraid of being young, just be afraid of not resisting! Just don't resist! "

After He Ru sang this children's song, he turned off the live broadcast neatly, and said to the cubs in front of him: "Everyone must study hard! Go up every day! I will strive to become a little hero to defend our homeland!"

The cubs nodded desperately. After listening to He Ruge's song, for some reason, there was a feeling that their whole body was full of energy and had nowhere to go. Not only the cub, but even Shui Xirui felt that she was full of energy now, and could wash ten Xiong Xinhao in one go.

When He Ruge saw everyone's uncharacteristic mental outlook at night, he was puzzled: "Why don't you all yawn a lot today, squint your eyes and want to sleep under the covers?" Dream Valley is in high spirits.

"Mr. He, when I listen to you sing some lyrical nursery rhymes, my mood will become peaceful, so peaceful that I can fall asleep with my eyes closed. But listening to the passionate song you just sang, my spirit is extremely excited." Shui Xirui explained.

He Ruge nodded thoughtfully. He guessed that this should be related to his racial ability. The mermaid's singing can deceive people, so once he sings songs such as military songs and war songs, it can inspire morale and encourage spirit.

"Since everyone is so energetic, why don't we do a few math problems?" He Ruge's demon proposal was unanimously rejected by the cubs, and He Ruge didn't force it. He sat in front of the bed in Qiu Meng Gu and gave all the cubs The cubs sang a soothing nursery rhyme: "Little crayons wear floral clothes, red, yellow, blue and green are so beautiful. The children get together and draw a picture to compare. Draw birds flying in the blue sky, and flowers grow in spring. …”

When leaving the room, He Ruge touched Qiu Menggu's head. Although the world Qiu Menggu saw was dark, He Ruge hoped that the child's dream would be colorful.

The night wind in the corridor was a little cold, and Shui Xirui and He Ruge went back to the teacher's dormitory together. Like a dream, everything is starting to get better. Major General Xi is back, and Star Wars is starting to get better. Mr. He, you are here, and the Elementary Class 1 on the mainland is starting to get better."

"By the way, Mr. He, there's something I haven't told you yet. In seven days, the cubs of Class 1 on the mainland will set foot on the space starship and go to another peaceful planet." Shui Xirui said The voice was a little low: "Although I know that leaving is the best ending for these cubs. The geographical environment of the Eastern Hemisphere and the Western Hemisphere are very different, and these Western Hemisphere cubs will go to planets that are more suitable for them to live in."

"They will leave the unfamiliar Water City, leave the war-torn Sixteen Stars, and live a better life." Shui Xirui covered her eyes with some gaffe: "But, I can't bear them."

"When those cubs were indifferent or even repelling me before, I already liked them very much. If you drag on Mr. He for the past two days, they will stick to me and take the initiative to smile at me. I... Really reluctant."

He Ruge didn't know how to comfort Shui Xirui. In fact, when he thought that the cubs would understand after seven days, He Ruge's heart was like a small piece of his heart was dug out.

But one thing He Ruge is very clear about is that it is best for the cubs to leave here. He can't keep the cubs in the name of love because of his own reluctance.

Shui Xirui wiped away her tears and said a little embarrassedly: "I am a person with a low tear point and developed lacrimal glands, and it is easy to cry when I am emotional. In fact, there is no need to be too sad, and it is not that I will never see you, I can also use the video Talking... If the cubs are willing to talk to me, I can see them from time to time. I don't have to see them every day, I just don't want to miss the important stages in their lives, the first time they become human, the first marriage, the first time Have your own cub at a time."

"If at that time, they were willing to hold their cubs and say to the little cubs, look at this Shui teacher, she is the Xiao Shui teacher of my parents back then," Shui Xirui's eyes were red, and she said softly: "Then I am very happy.”

"Definitely." Hei Mu looked at Shui Xirui firmly, those eyes that were as bright as stars possessed convincing power. jellyfish.

Why do you want to be a kindergarten teacher

Because when the young Shui Xirui was a little crying bag, she would be bullied by the naughty classmates around, those little villains liked to see Shui Xirui being bullied to the point of tears, the maliciousness of children is very scary , they even cut Shui Xirui's skin in order to see Shui Xirui cry.

Kasa jellyfish are highly poisonous jellyfish, unable to control the toxins in their bodies until they can't change shape. Shui Xirui's poisonous blood made the child who bullied her cry, and no one dared to approach the injured Shui Xirui at that time.

It was her preschool teacher, and a gentle kissing fish took her to the infirmary. Later, when the cubs asked the teacher why her whole body was swollen and was it hurt by Shui Xirui, the teacher smiled and said, "Xirui is so cute, I really want to have such a beautiful one. Cubs, I couldn't help kissing Xirui, and they kissed myself like a sausage mouth."

At that time, little Shui Xirui dreamed of becoming a gentle person like a teacher.