What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God’s Bathtub

Chapter 113: The attachment was successful

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Xi Guican has never paid attention to the hot search, and never found his bald hair on the hot search. Because Hei Xi Guican was escaping when he was in battle, he might be caught by the Interstellar police, so the trolls could only seize Xi Guican's bald hair, this innocuous point, to ridicule him.

For example, what if he became a marshal? Not just a bald tiger! What if you marry a beautiful angel? Not just a bald tiger! The conclusion is - even if you reach the pinnacle of your life, what if you have a double harvest in career and love? Just a bald tiger!

The bald tigers in the whole article were brushed down, and by the end of the brush, Xi Guican almost didn't know the word bald.

Fans covered their ears and cried and said I didn't listen, I didn't listen, Marshal Xi is not bald, you blacks are bloody.

At this time, a bald passerby passed by. As a vulture family, after seeing the melee between Xi Fan and Xi Hei, he suddenly felt that he had been hit by countless knives, "Bald, what's the matter?! Although I am a passerby fan of Xi Guican, But now I have to stand up and speak for him! Even if Xi Guican is bald, what happened?! Wasn't he defending the family and the country! Wasn't he killing the Zerg! Wasn't he protecting our federation? Just because you are bald, you blacks are going to insult the heroes of the Federation!"

Xi Guican: "…"

I'm just bald, my head is not bald, thank you.

He Ruge felt the weight on his shoulders, he turned his head to look at Xi Guican, and saw those aggrieved blue eyes.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I want to laugh.

He Ruge tried his best to hold back his laughter, touched the bald tiger's thick hair, and said softly, "Your hair has grown a lot more than before, and you won't be bald soon, we will be able to fight these sunspots at that time. Face. Have you brought the medicine pack? Would you like to take a hair growth bath?"

Judging from Xi Guican's current hair volume and the effect of the hair growth bath, he can grow back his hair after two or three days of soaking. Although he can't turn into a big white tiger with amazing hair volume, he definitely won't look bald.

Xi Guican nodded solemnly, he no longer had the urge to release male hormones, and at this moment, the buttons were quickly unbuttoned just to take a hair-growth bath.

"By the way, Gui Can, when are you going to Central Star?" He Ruge raised his head and asked. When he saw the chest and abdominal muscles exposed by the unbuttoned clothes, he quickly looked away.

"One week later." Xi Guican said.

"After a week, your hair should have grown. Then you can appear in the rank-granting ceremony in the form of a beast. You don't need to use the animal form all the time. You only need to appear for a while to prove that you are not bald." He Ru Song suggested.

Xi Guican felt that what He Ruge said was very reasonable, and he decided to take all the time he could use to soak in the hair growth bath this week to wash away the shame of the bald tiger.

He Ruge breathed a sigh of relief after successfully tricking the bald tiger who was always trying to knock him down into the bathtub. Although no anchor has been selected, this is just a game, and it is not in a hurry.

He Ruge remembered that he had written a new article of 6,000 words and was going to fix the first chapter today, and then open the pit. There is no rush to save manuscripts. He can write five thousand and send three thousand every day, and save the remaining two thousand.

He Ruge wanted to contact Jiji for spelling, but in the end he deleted the text in the chat column. What if Jiji wants to see his new pit? How was he going to tell Jiji what he had passed through? It will be regarded as a lunatic who has gone into trouble when writing articles...

Just when He Ruge felt a little melancholy, the big white tiger stuck his head out of the bathroom and complained to He Ruge, "The bathtub in the bathroom is not big enough."

As a junior teacher, the interstellar human beast shape is generally not a large beast like Xi Guican, most of them are a small and exquisite race like Shui Xirui, no one will build a luxury bathtub specially, so the bathtub in the bathroom can only fit The lower two-thirds of the great white tiger.

Miserable, really miserable.

Xi Guican could only place an order to buy a bathtub online. Before the new bathtub arrived, he would use a small bathtub to soak in jio.

After He Ruge repaired the first chapter, he was ready to send it out. But before sending it out, he has to fill in the title copy. It took He Ruge a long time to come up with the title "I'm Stronger".

Very good, it fits the theme very well, and the protagonist becomes stronger after rebirth. He was not implying that Xi Guican was bald, anyway, the interstellar people couldn't understand this stalk. He Ruge suddenly felt the regret and loneliness of Qu Gao's widowhood. If this article was published in Jinjiang, he could spell with Jiji and discuss the bald person design together.

Earth... Really never going back

He Ruge has a part of Bai Ze's memory and knows that the earth belongs to the lower realm. When his cultivation reaches a certain level and his strength reaches a critical line, he will soar to the upper realm. Because at this time, the lower realm can no longer accommodate such high-strength monsters. The stronger the monster's strength, the more energy it needs. For example, a gluttonous eater can eat up the earth.

He Ruge first used the power of the game to soar to the interstellar space. Later, the power of soul left by Bai Ze was awakened. In addition, he absorbed a lot of belief power through the interstellar live broadcast. Now He Ruge's strength has become very strong. If he wants to return to the earth now, he will be rejected by the earth.

Unless He Ruge's strength declines, or there are other opportunities, he will not be able to return to Earth.

Speaking of which, he has not seen many major updates since he traveled to the present. He Ruge made up a reason to let him take a screenshot and send the update to him.

After watching the update, He Ruge, who was content, lay in bed for a morning nap, and the big white tiger, who had soaked his feet, slept next to him. He Ruge set the indoor temperature very low, and then got into the arms of the big white tiger and slept beautifully.

Soon it was six o'clock in the evening, and the live broadcast room was full of people. Xi Guican took a hair growth bath in the newly bought bathtub, and He Ruge broadcasted live in the room. However, this time, the content of his live broadcast is not telling fairy tales, but reading the first chapter of his new article.

It is normal for a new article to not be clicked when it is just published. After it is on the list, it will be exposed. Clicking on the collection will follow. And what is the greatest exposure? All the recommended positions on the novel website add up, and there is no He Ruge's live broadcast exposure.

He Ruge is not a rigid person. Since live broadcast can bring traffic to the article, why doesn't he use his own traffic to attract traffic, and can broadcast and promote new articles, why not do it

So He Ruge read the first chapter of his new article earnestly, feeling ashamed like never before. Before, he read all the classic fairy tales, and reading the works of the masters is pleasing to the eyes and feels good. When I read my own works, I only feel that there are many holes, and I can't choose words or sentences anywhere.

The main content of the first chapter is that No. 20 was an abandoned experimental body and was thrown into the Star Wars as cannon fodder. He was killed by the Zerg. It happened that another Space Marine was also killed by the Zerg. That The corpse of the soldier was on No. 20's body. Then, No. 20 came back to life, revived from the dead, read the memory of that soldier and successfully resurrected.

The barrage was stunned at first, and then it was stunned:

"Aren't we going to tell fairy tales today?"

"The protagonist's name is so strange, why is it called 20? Is he ranked 20 at home?"

"Someone is actually doing human experiments that are prohibited by the federal government! Who is it?! I'm going to sue him!"

"What is Resurrection?! Does No. 20's ability really exist?"

"Fuck God Unfolding"

The audience who had never heard of this kind of online novel was shocked for a while, and urged He Ruge to continue talking, but He Ruge directed him to the novel website to collect this article, so as to receive daily updates.

It is a very immoral thing to let Amway out of the shallow pit with only one chapter. He Ruge not only did this, but also cheated more than one person, hundreds of millions of ignorant viewers, so that these viewers would stay in the live broadcast room every day waiting for the broadcast to start running back and forth between the live broadcast room and the article page every day in the future.

Two days later, Xuan Wulian, selected by Xi Guican, entered the two-star arena, but He Ruge had not yet found a suitable candidate. After watching the live broadcast for so long, He Ruge was a little tired of aesthetics. He was going to see the live broadcast room of the little raccoon cat.

However, what He Ruge never expected was that the account of the little raccoon cat committed suicide, and her live broadcast room was pitch black and would never be opened again.

He Ruge quickly clicked into the personal platform of the little girl's Xingwang account and saw her latest news:

"Maybe we really don't deserve happiness."

Many friends left messages asking what happened to the little raccoon cat, but the little girl did not reply.

The dejected words startled He Ruge, he ran to ask the little girl what happened, but after a long time, there was no reply. The Internet can connect two people who are thousands of miles apart and have no intersection, but this connection is extremely fragile, just like now.

what happened? Did something happen to the little girl at home

Xi Guican, who was at the side, noticed He Ruge's anxious expression and asked, "What's wrong?"

He Ruge told him about the little raccoon cat, and Xi Guican heard the words: "Don't worry, I'll check her information."

As a marshal, Xi Guican had high authority, and he got the information of the little raccoon cat at once.

The little raccoon cat's name is Mu Lengying, a 15-star person, her parents are dead, and she lives with her sister. Two days ago, her sister was diagnosed with a venereal disease in the hospital. In order to earn her medical bills, she signed a contract with Fengya Live Broadcasting Company yesterday, the live broadcast website that He Ruge reported on the grounds of obscenity and pornography. A small anchor, because he is beautiful, he has a good recommendation position as soon as the broadcast starts.

He Ruge was so angry that his chest felt tight after seeing the information. He turned his head and asked Xi Guican, "Can you clean up this live streaming website!"

"Yes." Xi Guican patted He Ruge on the back to soothe the other party's emotions.

He Ruge wanted to rescue Mu Lengying immediately. In his heart, Fengya Live Broadcasting Company was a big yellow dye vat, and Mu Lengying was as clean as a piece of white paper, and the children were spoiled like that.

He Ruge had never chosen Mu Lengying before, because he was afraid that the little girl might come into contact with this thing.

He Ruge simply chose Mu Lengying. After he made his choice, the game prompt sounded:

[Di-Are you choosing Mu Lengying? Once selected, it cannot be changed!]

[Yes]

[no]

[Di - Mu Lengying has been successfully selected, and the selected person's belief in the player is 36/100 (seeking soulmates in high mountains and flowing water!)]

[Phase 1:

Before Mu Lengying is sent to the Lust Farm, get Mu Lengying 100 Faith Points and use the Secret Art of Possession to save Zhang Lengying

"Lust Farm": The place where gluttonous gluttons raise lambs that "produce lust"]

[Warm reminder: Mu Lengying has been controlled and cannot communicate with the outside world except for the live broadcast on this platform]

[Countdown: 01:00:00]

Only the last hour left. What can be done in an hour? How can Mu Lengying's belief in him reach 100 within an hour

Xi Guican sincerely suggested on the side: "It's better to give a reward of 1 million star coins." Money is faith. He gave 20,000 star coins to Xuanwu Lian, and his faith value was much higher than 36.

He Ruge entered Fengya's live broadcast website and clicked into Mu Lengying's live broadcast room. He saw the little raccoon cat with heavy makeup, wearing a revealing skirt, with a cold face, deep sorrow in her eyes, and a cold beauty when she didn't smile. Like a prematurely ripened flower that is about to wither.

The barrage brushes:

"The anchor is so beautiful, why don't you laugh? If you come out to be a bitch, you still need to set up a torii?"

"How old are you, are you an adult? The breasts look very small. Uncle will help you rub them up."

The foul language was endless, but Mu Lengying didn't speak. She was quietly applying false eyelashes. The little girl's makeup skills were not good. Closing his eyes, tears flowed from the end of his eyes, leaving two meandering gray tears on his white-powdered face.

He Ruge was worried, he remembered Xi Guican's suggestion and anonymously rewarded one million stars, but Mu Lengying's belief value did not change at all.

A million star coins were thrown down, and there was not even a single splash.

He Ruge turned his head silently, staring at the proposed Xi Guican. Facing Xi Guican's innocent expression, He Ruge had no choice but to turn around silently, and decided to find a way to increase his belief value.

Since a task is set out, there must be a solution, and it is impossible to have no solution. The game said that Mu Lengying was under control, and only this live broadcast platform could allow him to communicate with Mu Lengying. What can he do in this live broadcast platform? In addition to rewarding, there is only barrage.

Since the money offensive can't brush the faith value, then use the mouth cannon skill.

He Ruge took a deep breath and said, "Can you tell stories? I want to listen to Cinderella. Three days ago, a little girl told me that Cinderella was her favorite. The story that the anchor has read." After He Ruge said these words, a flash of light suddenly appeared in his mind.

It was a story read by her favorite anchor.

I am that anchor.

This little girl is my fangirl.

He Ruge found that he seemed to have found a way to refresh his Faith.

[Drip - The selected person's belief in the player is 60/100 (the grace of giving charcoal in the snow is unforgettable!)]

Mu Lengying suddenly opened his eyes and stared blankly at the barrage. Because he rewarded one million star coins, He Ruge's barrage was a golden, local tyrant gold, which was extremely eye-catching.

"I, I will." The little girl's voice was a little hoarse, with a hint of crying, "There used to be a little girl..."

He Ruge looked at the current 60 Faith Point, hesitated for a while, didn't know how to speak, did he want him to tell me that I was He Ruge

How can a fan recognize an idol without making a sound and showing his face? Unless she loves not the skin, but the talent.

He Ruge doesn't have any outstanding talents, but there are a bunch of fairy tales that he hasn't read in the live broadcast, so He Ruge has played many fairy tales, such as "Thumbelina", "Lettuce Girl"... Finally, the golden barrage said: "Cinderella met her fairy godmother, and that little girl actually met the person she always liked that night."

"You said, who was the person she met that night?"

Grey eyes widened in disbelief.

[Drip - The selected person's belief in the player is 100/100 (Idol, I am your true fan!)]

[Drip-Faith value is full of the conditions for the use of the secret technique, do you use the technique of possessing the secret technique?]

[Yes]

[no]

[Drip - Possession Successfully]

What kind of experience is it for the soul to occupy the body of another person? As if entering a theater, Mu Lengying's life was edited into a video, which was quickly played to He Ruge.

He saw a little raccoon cat hiding in the closet, staring wide-eyed at her father's domestic violence mother, while her sister covered her eyes and snuggled with her.

Her mother couldn't bear the long-term domestic violence, she stunned her father with drugs, cut off her father's genitals, and watched the domestic abuser bleed to death.

The little raccoon cat's last memory of her mother is the haggard face of the woman who washed her face with tears in prison.

Without parents, it was my sister who pulled the little civet cat big. When the accident happened at home, my sister was still at the age of studying, and the government subsidy was very small. In order to live, my sister chose to sell her body.

This memory is full of feasts and greens. My sister will use inferior cosmetics to smear her face. It is as white as a piece of paper, and as red as blood-smeared lips. Even with such heavy makeup, my sister smiles. Still looks very soft.

Every time my sister goes to work, the little raccoon cat will follow her like a small tail, calling out to my sister and sister, I will also go out to work with you.

At this time, my sister will shake her head and say no, you are still young and you need to study.

The little raccoon cat was not convinced, she said, but I am very beautiful.

My sister touched her little head and said softly, Lengying is the prettiest in our family, but Lengying doesn't know how to drink. This job requires a lot of alcohol, at least 20 bottles at a time. Lengying can drink a sip of wine. Drunk.

The little raccoon cat had to stay at home, she just squatted in front of the house, waiting for her sister to come home. My sister always arrives home very late, smelling of alcohol and cigarettes, which is unpleasant. The little raccoon cat will help her sister take a bath, and the sisters will chat during the bath. The sister said, Leng Ying, don't fall in love, and even if you fall in love, don't go to bed with your boyfriend. Does Leng Ying know how much a good-looking girl is worth for the first time

The little raccoon cat shook his head blankly.

My sister said a number that the little raccoon cat heard a lot, so the little raccoon cat opened its mouth and let out a wow.

My sister began to laugh, and she burst into tears. After wiping away her tears, she tapped the little raccoon cat's nose with her wet hand and said, "I lied to you, what money is not worth it, and what I like is worth entrusting for life." People don't need to think about money.

Later, the little raccoon cat grew up, and she told her sister that she didn't want to study anymore. Because the tuition fees for college are very expensive, other children's dream is to be admitted to a good university, and the dream of the little raccoon cat is to be supported by rich people.

After listening to the ideal of the little raccoon cat, the elder sister said seriously, this is not good. Now the rich people take care of girls, not only to be beautiful, but also to have a high degree of education, so that they can save face.

The little raccoon cat thought about it and felt that it was very reasonable, so she began to study hard again.

Days passed by like this, she grew bigger and bigger, but her elder sister showed her old state. My sister has been hollowed out by alcohol over the years, and she has suffered from a problem. The little raccoon cat persuaded her to stop doing this. The elder sister shook her head and said, "Leng Ying, you don't understand, I can't do other work anymore.

Later, the little raccoon cat heard a fairy tale read by an anchor. The anchor's voice was very nice and warm, like a father and a mother, more like a sister who always took care of her. The tender voice reads beautiful fairy tales that were missing from her twisted childhood.

She likes this anchor very much.

Every time she closed her eyes and listened to the anchor reading a fairy tale, she would think of the bizarre time in her childhood, when her father beat her mother, her mother killed her father, and the blood from her father and mother was the color of Snow White's lips and painted by her sister. lipstick color.

Is there really a witch who cursed Sleeping Beauty? Could she be the witch's apprentice? That way she could learn the curse that made people sleepy and cast spells on those who were lying on top of her sister, and those people had fallen asleep and slept, and she would step on them as if they were on a corpse, she In this way, step by step, he walked towards the sleeping sister in the center of the castle.

The beautiful sister, the gentle sister, the best sister to her, the sister's lips were as red as blood, she lowered her head and went to kiss the red. Ah, my sister woke up, no one will bully my sister again.

The sister who opened her eyes burst into tears and showed her the hospital order. The world began to spin like a nightmare that would never wake up.

—Cinderella has her fairy godmother to save

- Then who will save me

"I'll save you." He Ruge said softly.

He Ruge opened his eyes, he saw the live broadcast camera aimed at him, and the little girl with heavy makeup in the live broadcast screen, he frowned, the little girl frowned, he blinked, the little girl blinked, he temporarily occupied this crying The passing body, and the weeping soul fell into a deep sleep.

He picked up the liquid foundation spray gun and reapplied the makeup that had been damaged by the tears.

[Drip—Phase 1 has been completed, get the reward "Medicine to heal Mu Lengyue"]

[Phase 2:

Destroy the "Lust Farm", one of the farms where the gluttons get negative emotions]

The next task is to enter one of the gluttonous lair and destroy it

While thinking, He Ruge touched up her makeup with mascara. Makeup seems to be quite interesting. He Ruge suddenly found a little fun when brushing her eyelashes. The words that the barrage said were still hard to hear. These foul words were automatically ignored by He Ruge, "Miaomiao, I'm fine." He Ruge, who put down his mascara, said to the camera.

Initially, the countdown for Phase 1 was one hour, and now the countdown time is almost up. Sure enough, after a while, He Ruge was forced to stop broadcasting. Two tall men walked into the room. One man whistled when he saw He Ruge, and his eyes flashed with lustful light.

The little girl's body is very short, He Ruge can only look up at two men, what makes He Ruge more uncomfortable is that there is a man who wants to do something to He Ruge. "Stop." He Ruge lowered his face coldly, and ordered to instill spiritual power in his throat. When the delicate female voice sounded, He Ruge was a little uncomfortable.

The man who wanted to eat tofu suddenly stopped, really stopped.

The voice of the mermaid can deceive people, even if the body is changed, the soul will not change. A big demon like He Ruge, if they let the two men in front of them wipe their necks, they would kill themselves without hesitation.

Powerful and can really do whatever they want.