The chair was a little high for He Ruge, just when he was thinking about how to climb up, a pair of strong hands placed under his armpits and lifted He Ruge like a radish.
At this moment, He Ruge thought of those pets who were caught by the back of their necks.
…why am I so skilled at bringing myself into pets
At the moment of hanging in the air, He Ruge raised his thumb in confusion, and stubbornly hooked the slippers with his toes, preventing the slippers from slipping off. He was put on the chair by the Mr. Xi with a dazed face, and the other party carefully adjusted the distance between the chair and the dining table, and sat next to He Ruge very naturally.
When he got indoors, Mr. Xi was not wearing a military cap. A tuft of silver curly hair fell from the man's forehead and fell on the high brow bone. Those blue eyes stared straight at He Ruge, sparkling, a bit like a child asking for praise. eyes.
He Ruge didn't know how to read each other's eyes. He took a deep breath and thought he needed to be calmer. When the shit shovel officer hugs the cat for the first time, his unskilled posture will definitely make the cat uncomfortable. He needs to be more tolerant and tolerant of this newly-appointed Earthling Mr. Breeder.
After all, he's not a kitten either, and it's uncomfortable to be held, and he can scratch each other's face.
He Ruge's expression didn't look any different, he just deducted the other party's favorability in his heart. However, for some unknown reason, the blue eyes of the man beside him suddenly dimmed. If this person has two cat ears, then the cat ears must be drooping and drooping.
... It's so strange, why does he keep comparing this Mr. Tentacle to a cat
He Ruge pursed his lips and concentrated on preparing to eat.
However, the Mr. Xi next to him didn't do anything, didn't eat, and didn't hold his chopsticks. He just sat upright and stared at He Ruge, which put a lot of pressure on He Ruge, and even opened his mouth a little uncomfortable.
He took a deep breath and asked politely, "Mr. Xi, are you not going to eat?" Can you be full just by looking at me
That Mr. Xi took up the bowl and held the chopsticks, but the other party seemed to be holding chopsticks for the first time, and he couldn't pick up a piece of fish in the plate. The meat of the fish is relatively tender, and a good fish has holes everywhere when it is poked.
He Ruge felt that there was a strange light in the fish's eyes—
Deadly resentful eyes.
Sure enough, it's a stupid alien who can't even hold chopsticks. He Ruge silently complained about each other in his heart. But shouldn't the tentacles of the tentacle monster be very sensitive? For example, when doing indescribable things in indescribable places, it is always the right degree of control.
Just like tapping a keyboard with tentacles, Tentacle Monsters can type quickly and accurately.
When He Ruge was thinking wildly, after three or four unsuccessful attempts, Mr. Xi finally succeeded in picking up a complete piece of fish. He patiently put the fish in a spoon and used chopsticks to perform a more difficult thorn operation.
The man's profile is three-dimensional and handsome, and he is dressed in a majestic military uniform, but the hand that should be holding the gun is now clumsily picking fishbone.
Unexpectedly, the Mr. Xi suddenly raised his head and looked at He Ruge, and then the unsmiling man smiled, revealing two small tiger teeth. He put the fish in the spoon into He Ruge's bowl and whispered, "I like fish the most."
He Ruge looked at the fish in the bowl, and there should have been a lot of complaints in his heart, such as why the tentacle monster has Huya and likes to eat fish, but at this moment, he did not know why and fell silent.
He is not used to accepting the kindness of others.
"...Thank you." The little lover held the bowl and thanked with a stern face, a small "favorability rating +1" floated out from the top of the other's head.
This thank you seems to have added special effects in Xi Guican's world. The gongs and drums are loud and firecrackers are blaring. Xi Guican can't wait to turn into a beast and roll in place!
God knows how anxious he was just now. Xi Guican originally came to the task with confidence, but the healing game has just started, and his favorability has dropped to a meager 8.
Xi Guican didn't know what he had done wrong. From the moment they met, He Ruge was not satisfied with him, and no matter what he did, he would deduct his favor.
And this healing game is linked to He Ruge's illness. If his favorability score never reaches 100, will He Ruge never wake up
Xi Guican's pressure is even greater than in Star Wars, he has no way out, he must complete the game mission, otherwise his lover will sleep forever.
Encouraged, Xi Guican frantically added vegetables to He Ruge, but apart from adding a little favorability to the fish at the beginning, he didn't add any more. But even so, Xi Guican still didn't give up.
There is a special chef in the villa, and the food is extraordinarily delicious. In addition, Mr. Xi kept serving him dishes, and He Ruge was overwhelmed by accident. He Ruge didn't like to waste food, and even though he was full, he insisted on finishing the dishes in the bowl.
But that Mr. Xi loves to serve him dishes so much that the amount of vegetables in the bowl sprang to the top without realizing it. He swallowed a mouthful of food with difficulty, and was about to take another bite when he suddenly heard Mr. Xi's voice: " Don't force yourself if you can't eat it."
Xi Guican, who had been paying attention to He Ruge, discovered a small detail. When He Ruge was having a good meal, his favorability would not increase, but his dangling legs would sway slightly unconsciously. The legs are not thrown, and the belly is also lifted. Xi Guican knew that He Ruge's appetite had always been small, and when it became smaller, his appetite should be even smaller.
He Ruge was a little surprised how that Mr. Xi could see that he was hungry, his expression had not changed much, and this Mr. Xi did not know his usual food intake.
"It's a bit of a waste." The little lover frowned, like a thrifty parent, "I'll take another bite."
Xi Guican didn't even think about it, she reached out and took the bowl, "I'll help you eat it." As she said that, she picked up the rice very naturally.
He Ruge: "Huh???"
He stared blankly at this Mr. Xi who had eaten all the meals, not knowing what to think for a while.
Only parents in this world don't care about the leftovers their children have eaten. Does this Mr. Xi not keep him as a pet, but as a child
There is another complex emotion in my heart. From the first time we met to now, this Mr. Xi has behaved very "advanced". This is not someone you can meet casually on the street, and it is like eating leftovers. Down-to-earth things are completely out of the question.
He Ruge was so shocked that he accidentally hiccupped. That Mr. Xi was wiping the corners of his mouth with a tissue, and when he heard the sound of milky burps, the man's expression suddenly became very, um, spoiled
Maybe it was the lighting factor, maybe it was the angle, at that moment, those deep blue eyes were like the sparkling sea, with unspeakable tenderness.
He Ruge thought for a while and thought that Mr. Xi should be the pride of the owner when feeding the pet, similar to the satisfaction that comes from seeing his pigs grow stronger and stronger.
... In fact, this Mr. Xi is not very fierce. After close contact, you will find that the other party is a gentle person.
It would be nice if the opponent's prototype wasn't a tentacle monster.
He Ruge set the male protagonist as a tentacle monster because of a sudden brainstorm, because the prototypes of the male protagonists in Jinjiang Wenli are cats, tigers, foxes, phoenixes, gluttons, dragons... They have already gone all over the place. He Ruge wanted to write a novel male protagonist, and he usually also aspires to become a tentacle monster to code words, so he set the male protagonist as a tentacle monster on a whim.
A large gray-purple octopus from an alien planet, without a single hair.
He Ruge imagined what a hairy octopus would look like, and after imagining it, he couldn't help but get goosebumps.
terrible.
Even if such a big octopus is made into octopus balls, no one dares to eat it.
After the meal, Mr. Xi led He Ruge to the beach for a walk. Mr. Xi left big footprints on the beach, especially big footprints! It's like the mark on the sand made by wearing diving fins.
He Ruge saw such a large footprint for the first time in his life. The footprints of the savages in Shennongjia were actually stepped on by Mr. Xi...
While Mr. Xi was still walking ahead, He Ruge tentatively stretched out his foot to the big footprint, and he stepped into the big footprint like a thief.
So there are small small feet in the uninhibited big footprints, which reminds He Ruge of Russian nesting dolls, with a small foot in the big foot.
The other foot also stepped into the big footprint quietly. After He Ruge found that Mr. Xi's footprint was more than enough to fit his two feet, he squatted down carefully and pressed his own hands in. .
Then He Ruge couldn't help laughing. He didn't dare to laugh too loudly, for fear that Mr. Xi's childish behavior would be seen by Mr. Xi—did he lose face
He Ruge, a thief, raised his head and looked at Mr. Xi's back with a guilty conscience. The man's cloak was blown wildly, and his long legs were so long that he could gain the hearts of countless girls just by looking back.
Mr. Xi is really handsome...
He Ruge raised two small hands and blew off the sand on his palms. Then he walked out of the range of the big footprints and wiped off his small footprints and small handprints with his feet.
After confirming the destruction of the corpse, He Ruge followed behind Mr. Xi with his short legs. He would occasionally "unintentionally" step into Mr. Xi's footprints, just like when He Ruge liked to walk under the tree-lined road when he was a child. Deliberately step on the fallen leaves and listen to the sound of the leaves.
Stepping on He Ruge, I suddenly remembered a fairy tale. Fuxi's mother, Hua Xu, saw a large footprint on the shore of Lei Ze, and was very curious and stepped on it. As a result, the footprint was the footprint of the gods, the kind that would get pregnant if you stepped on it... Then Hua Xu stepped on the footsteps of God and became pregnant with Fuxi.
He Ruge silently retracted his tentative feet, and followed Mr. Xi for a walk. He found that each footprint left by Mr. Xi was almost the same distance apart, as if he had measured it with a ruler.
This reminds He Ruge of cats that their hind paws always step into the paw prints left by their front paws when they walk.
Strange, he felt that Mr. Xi looked like a cat again.
After the walk, Mr. Xi and He Ruge went to take a bath first. Mr. Xi originally wanted to help He Ruge take a bath, but He Ruge firmly rejected the other party's kindness.
The shower gel is strawberry-flavored. After taking a bath, He Ruge felt that he had become a big strawberry, and there was a risk of being carried away by ants when sleeping at night.
As soon as He Ruge walked out of the bathroom, he saw Mr. Xi wearing a gray bathrobe. Mr. Xi was holding a plate of freshly washed strawberries in his hand. His silver hair was as wet as strawberries. When he saw him come out, Mr. Xi's blue eyes lit up, "Come, eat some fruit."
The shower gel prepared is strawberry flavored, and the fruit served is also strawberry. Mr. Xi seems to like strawberries.
In He Ruge's mind, the image of Mr. Xi, who was wearing a jet-black military uniform and sitting domineeringly, could not help but eat strawberries with a sullen face.
I don't know why, He Ruge wanted to laugh a little. He thought that Mr. Xi might be a somewhat lovable person.
In order to make it easier for He Ruge to get the strawberries, Mr. Xi squatted on the ground, "There is a massage chair here, do you want to try it?"
He Ruge took a bite of the strawberry, thought for a while after hearing the words, and nodded lightly. Although children's bones are not well developed, they can't sit in a massage chair often, but it's okay to sit once in a while. He had a lot of occupational diseases before he crossed over to the full-time codewords, but they weren't actually occupational diseases, because He Ruge wasn't serious enough to "get sick".
After coding for a long time, his cervical vertebra, back and waist will ache, and his hands will be sore. At that time, it would be much more comfortable to have a massage, but He Ruge felt bad about the cost of the massage, so sometimes he would go to the massage chair in the shopping mall to relax.
This makes He Ruge have an inexplicable affection for massage chairs.
So Mr. Xi led He Ruge to enjoy the massage chair. There was a dark room in the villa for the massage chair. When He Ruge sat on the massage chair, the big screen in front of him suddenly lit up, and a cartoon appeared on the screen.
He Ruge guessed that this should be a home theater. This luxurious and corrupt rich man lives... it's so beautiful.
The plot of the cartoon is very naive, and it is SpongeBob SquarePants, but He Ruge is very interested in watching it. There are not many cartoon memories in his childhood. It should be said that he is a person who has no childhood.
The big star on the screen said, "SpongeBob SquarePants, guess how many candies I have in my hand, if you guess right, I'll give you both!"
SpongeBob thought for a while and said, "I guess five."
Then, Pai Daxing gave two candies to SpongeBob SquarePants and said, "I still owe you three, and I'll give it to you next time."
He Ruge was inexplicably sweet. At this time, Mr. Xi's deep voice sounded in his ears: "Little He Ruge, guess how many strawberries are in the bowl?"
He Ruge was stunned for a moment, he turned his head stupidly, the calmness of a little adult on his face disappeared, and he became more like the innocence of children of this age.
In the dim light, the man's three-dimensional facial features seem to have softened a lot, and a faint smile appeared in his blue eyes, "If you guess right, I will give you all the five strawberries in the bowl."
... Mr. Xi, it seems really cute.
He Ruge looked at the bowl with strawberries in it, and found that Mr. Xi still covered the mouth of the bowl with his palm, so tightly that not a single strawberry was exposed. Like Mr. Xi's big feet, his palms are also big.
If it rains, can you use Mr. Xi's palm as an umbrella
There is a saying that "big head and big head don't worry about rain, others have umbrellas, I have big heads", then this sentence is translated to Mr. Xi, "big hands and big hands don't worry about rain, people have umbrellas and I have big hands".
He Ruge decided to cooperate with the childish Mr. Xi, "I guess there are five."
Sure enough, there were five strawberries in the bowl, all of which went into He Ruge's stomach. The strawberries that Mr. Xi bought are really sweet. The strawberries that He Ruge usually buys at cheap prices are always sweet and sour, but Mr. Xi's strawberries are not sour at all, juicy and sweet.
After eating the sweet strawberries, there are no other snacks. Mr. Xi went out again during the period, and when he came back, he brought He Ruge a small gift box that looked like a snack.
He Ruge first guessed that the small box contained chocolate, but when the box was opened, he saw a row of glowing... white stones
A soft shimmer in a dimly lit room, a white stone that smells good and delicious for some reason.
He Ruge, who had never seen the world, was stunned. He watched Mr. Xi take a white stone and put it in his mouth. He took a leisurely breath at the stone. Was sucked into the stomach by Mr. Xi.
He Ruge didn't know what it was, and he didn't dare to ask. The world of the rich may be so magical. There are cakes made like figurines, and naturally there are foods that look like stones. He Ruge smelled the aroma of "stones" in the air, and he couldn't help it. Taking a deep breath, I felt refreshed and relieved.
"Come on, take a breath." Mr. Xi invited.
He Ruge picked up a white stone, the stone radiated a faint light in his palm, the wonderful fragrance was more attractive at such a close distance, He Ruge imitated Mr. Xi, put the stone in his mouth and sighed. .
… Well, nothing is too long.
Mr. Xi clenched his fists to cover his lips and let out a low smile, "I almost forgot, you can't absorb it now."
He Ruge: "???"
I'm sorry, not only I can't now, but I also can't suck stones in the past.
Mr. Xi stretched out his finger and poked the stone a few times, and then signaled He Ruge to suck the stone. This time, He Ruge was very successful. There was a fresh air of immortality in the stone pouring into his mouth and pouring into his limbs. Coupled with the massage of the massage chair, He Ruge could hardly get up comfortably. Body, fluttering like a fairy may be this feeling.
It turns out that the happiness of rich people is really unimaginable. He Ruge could not help shedding tears of poverty in his heart.
He Ruge didn't know what that stone was. Since there were even aliens in the world after crossing, it was normal for such strange stones to appear.
After sucking the stone, He Ruge went back to the room to prepare for sleep. Mr. Xi followed He Ruge into the room with the fairy tale book in hand, insisting on reading fairy tales to He Ruge.
After getting along for a long time, He Ruge felt that Mr. Xi was a good person. At least as a terrestrial breeder, he did his best to take care of his terrestrial people, not only food, clothing, housing, and transportation, but also spiritual things. Very thorough.
The way the man is sitting on the bed reading fairy tales... It's very similar to the fantasy He Ruge once had, the fantasy of his father.
If he was not an orphan, if he had a father, his father would also sit at the head of the bed like Mr. Xi, reciting the fairy tale in a low and mellow voice. After reading the story, he would carefully arrange the quilt and close it. Light and say goodnight to him.
"Good night." Mr. Xi said to He Ruge standing in the dark.
He Ruge also whispered good night. Because in the dark, he thought that Mr. Xi could not see his expression, so He Ruge smiled when he said this.
A sweet, easily satisfying little laugh.
Xi Guican, who has night vision, saw everything, the childish smile, and the "favorability level +10" floating above He Ruge's head.
This made Xi Guican unable to help but smirk for a moment, and the two little tiger teeth were exposed.