He Ruge lay on the bed and began to recall the plot he wrote. He wrote cookies. He had no superlative relatives or a bloody ex. The heroine's biggest obsession was a huge inheritance.
The wealthy heroine dislikes Mr. Tentacle Monster, this is the same as He Ruge, but Mr. Tentacle Monster is shrouded in the brilliance of money. It will take the newly taken out grandpa Mao.
The heroine has a special piggy bank. Every time the tentacle monster man wants to tease his earthling pet, he will consciously take out Grandpa Mao and put it in the piggy bank of the heroine, and then get Opportunity to "pick up your hair".
The way the two of them get along is "you and I have no chance, it's all up to me to pay". In the process of getting along day after day, the relationship between the alien owner and the earth's pet has become an old father and a prodigal daughter. It later turned into a romantic relationship.
He Ruge believes that the relationship between himself and that Mr. Xi is transitioning to a father-son relationship. Maybe after a while, that Mr. Xi will die and return to aliens. If Mr. Xi doesn't go back to the aliens, they can always maintain the relationship between father and son, and He Ruge is willing to take good care of the elderly Mr. Xi when he grows up.
Anyway, their relationship will not turn into love. After all, this is not a danmei essay. He Ruge is very glad that he is writing a romance novel, and the octopus is a bisexual. There will never be a sudden change of Mr. Xi into Xi. Miss this terrible situation.
If he guessed correctly, his body should be six or seven years old. According to the next development, he should be arranged to go to primary school. At the beginning, the heroine was directly the most handsome school bully in the primary school.
The primary school curriculum is very simple. He Ruge thinks about whether he wants to be the first in the whole class in the exam, or the first in the whole school to go home. Immersed in the fantasy of the first grade, He Ruge fell asleep without knowing it. He had a dream in which he became a mermaid. There was a big white tiger on the shore looking at him eagerly, and he would say every day:
"You grow up quickly and like me soon, okay?"
At the same time, red lines suddenly appeared on He Ruge's legs, as strange as blood.
The changes in He Ruge's demon pattern were recorded in the attribute panel:
[Friendly]: He Ruge thinks you are a lovely and gentle adoptive father, with a favorability rating of 50
[Awakening]: He Ruge's demon pattern has appeared, please be patient to protect your little mermaid
His gaze was stagnant for a full minute on the "cute and gentle good adoptive father", and the emotions in his blue eyes were so complicated that Xi Guican himself could not interpret it.
Xi Guican held his forehead and let out an inexplicable sigh. He still remembered that before He Ruge's accident, the degeneration of father's love had reached an astonishing 98%. He didn't expect to return to before liberation, no, it was worse than before, because now father's love is only a pitiful 50 points.
Also, are the words "cute" and "gentle" really describing him? It’s okay to be cute, He Ruge has praised it like this before, but how did the word gentle... come out
There's a bug.
Xi Guican thinks that he has nothing to do with "tenderness". The gentlest person he has ever seen in his life is He Ruge. Tonight Xi Guican is imitating He Ruge's tone when reading fairy tales. He thought that He Ruge was really a very gentle person. People like him could imitate He Ruge and get the word "gentle".
Xi Guican quit the game, got up from the game cabin, and walked to another game cabin.
The black-haired youth lay quietly in the game cabin, his face rosy, as if he would wake up in the next second.
Xi Guican lowered his eyes and looked at it for a long time. He stretched out his hand, and his broad palm covered the young man's face in a vain manner. It could cover Xiao He Ruge's big hand, and he could still cover He Ruge's face at this time.
The stern face became tender, and Xi Guican said softly, "Your face is so small."
The sleeping youth cannot reply to his lover.
Xi Guican dropped a kiss on He Ruge's forehead, an affectionate and tender kiss, "I don't even dare to kiss you in the game, I'm afraid that if you kiss you, you will deduct all your favorability from me." Feeling aggrieved, at this moment he doesn't look like the majestic Marshal Xi, nor the gentle and mature Mr. Xi, "He Ruge, hurry up and let the children like He Ruge like me, even if it is father's love."
The task given to him by the game is 100% favorability, and this favorability does not clearly define which aspect of favorability is.
Xi Guican can't tell He Ruge the truth directly in the game, because the truth is too bizarre, He Ruge will not believe it, he will only lose trust in the game, the worst result is that He Ruge hides in his own world and no longer trusts the game of anything.
Now the world view of the game is a combination of "Your Exclusive Lover" and He Ruge's serialization. He Ruge has a natural affinity and trust in his serialized articles. Only in this way can he believe in the game world. Otherwise, once He Ruge suspects that everything is fake and refuses the opening of the sea of spiritual consciousness, then Xi Guican will lose his relationship with He Ruge. The only opportunity to communicate.
Because He Ruge's condition is very serious, his spiritual consciousness is like a crumbling tattered house. The door can only be opened by the owner of the house. If outsiders try to open the door violently, the whole house will collapse. Xi Guican is the only one who knocks on the door. people.
When He Ruge's favorability rating for him is 100, he will believe everything Xi Guican said.
All Xi Guican can do now is to get along with He Ruge according to the general plot of the novel outline. For example, tomorrow he will give He Ruge a piggy bank, which is the most frequent prop in the novel. Giving this piggy bank to He Ruge will make him feel more familiar.
But Xi Guican doesn't have to be the same as the plot. For example, the heroine in the book goes to a private elementary school, and Xi Guican will arrange for He Ruge to go to "Gui Can Yuge" class.
"Gui Can Yuge" is the orphanage that he and He Ruge are going to build in Seventeen Stars. The "Gui Can Yuge" in the real world has not yet been built. It is very easy to build a house in the virtual world. The blueprints designed are imported into the game, and the cubs of the 1st Class of the Land Primary School will log in to the game tomorrow.
For the cubs, this is a novel virtual game class. Experience the class in "Gui Can Yuge" in advance. What is even more attractive is that Teacher Xiao He will appear in the virtual game class!
Although it was Mr. He who lost his memory, the cubs were still looking forward to it. Even Zhizhi, who was taken away by Fuxi, actively wanted to sign up to participate.
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He Ruge woke up, and before his eyes opened, his hand naturally touched the pillow. After the little fleshy hand scratched and touched the air, He Ruge opened his eyes, and when he saw the luxurious children's room. Only then did he realize that he had passed through.
Become a kid without a cell phone.
The early morning sea breeze blew through the wind chimes and curtains, He Ruge turned his head to look at the blue sky and the sea outside the window, the anxiety of not being able to touch the phone was cured by the clear blue. He Ruge suddenly felt that he had lost the goal of struggle after thinking that he didn't have to worry about typing words now, and that he would inherit the money for a lifetime when Mr. Xi left.
Actually, it's pretty good as a rice bug. Really fragrant.
He Ruge got back into the bed, yawned softly, and was about to fall asleep, but when he saw the red lines on his ankles, all the sleepy bugs were scared away.
He Ruge was so anxious that he suspected that he was terminally ill and would soon die. He ran out in his pajamas, stepped on the stairs and stepped on his slippers. He was halfway through, and suddenly bright military boots appeared in front of him.
Then his body suddenly hung in the air, and it was Mr. Xi who picked him up, "What's wrong?" Mr. Xi asked with concern, how could Ruge be able to see his face in those blue eyes at such a close distance.
Just like when he saw the sea in the morning and was relieved of his anxiety by the sea, at this moment, when he saw Mr. Xi's blue eyes, his anxious mood was replaced by another feeling.
It is difficult for He Ruge to describe this feeling, a feeling he has never experienced before - it seems that a child is sick and parents will take him to see a doctor.
As an orphan, no one would take He Ruge to the hospital to see a doctor since childhood, not a single one.
"Strange things have grown on my feet." He Ruge pursed his lips and pointed at his ankles. Mr. Xi hugged him with one hand and held him firmly, the other hand lifted up He Ruge's trousers, and the man was carefully checking He Ruge's state.
Mr. Xi's arms are really strong. They are as strong as iron, and they are very solid. Even if He Ruge's two hands don't grab anything, he doesn't have to worry about falling off. Just a bit of a slap in the ass.
This should be called a sense of security.
Change the current situation to the mode of getting along with pets and owners, then He Ruge should be a kitten with cat moss, and gain a sense of security in the arms of the shit shovel officer. Cat moss is contagious to humans, so will the strange red lines on his legs be contagious to Mr. Xi? Will Mr. Xi abandon him because of his illness and go to the orphanage to adopt another child
The mind is full of messy things, maybe the writer's thoughts always dissipate very quickly, just when He Ruge made up that he was sent back to the orphanage, the man's low voice interrupted his random thoughts, " Don't worry, this is a normal situation that will occur after eating spirit stones, and I also have it on my body."
"Lingshi?" He Ruge looked a little confused.
"A kind of thing unique to my hometown. Eating it can strengthen my body." Mr. Xi said without changing his face.
He Ruge thinks that this is probably a special product of an alien planet. Although he did not mention it in his article, he only mentioned the parent star of the male protagonist of Tentacle Monster. It is actually a normal thing to have its own special product on the planet. He Ruge successfully persuaded himself once again, and happily went to wash, change clothes and have breakfast.
After breakfast, Mr. Xi told him to go to kindergarten today.
Although there are some gaps between the kindergarten class and the first grade of primary school, He Ruge can still accept this small-scale change in the plot.
The small schoolbag was prepared early. The shape of the schoolbag is a small train with a human face. He Ruge said that he felt that the small train schoolbag was ugly and unique. He Ruge was sitting in the car going to the kindergarten. He kept looking down at the bag.
"Do you like this school bag?" said Mr. Xi. "The character of this school bag is the protagonist of a cartoon. If you like it, let's watch "Thomas and His Friends" tonight."
He Ruge nodded and said yes, he opened the zipper a little bored, and saw the empty schoolbag.
Although the schoolbag was bought, the stationery was not prepared. This plot was written by He Ruge, and the truthful development of the plot made He Ruge feel a lot more at ease.
When passing by a stationery store, Mr. Xi took him to buy pencils, erasers, and notebooks. The stationery store sells piggy banks. Among them is a piggy bank, which is pink. Mr. Xi asked him if he wanted it.
The male protagonist of the tentacle monster in the text also asked the female protagonist of the money fan.
He Ruge shook his head, pointed to the lucky cat piggy bank next to the piggy bank, and said, "I want this." He prefers cats.
After Mr. Xi paid the money, He Ruge kept holding the lucky cat piggy bank. He touched the piggy bank, hoping it was a real kitten.
Ah - today's He Ruge also very much wants to adopt a kitten.
He Ruge didn't realize that every time he touched the lucky cat piggy bank, Mr. Xi's face became stinky, as if the palace was watching the shameless mistress.
Soon I arrived at the kindergarten. The main color of the house is powder blue, and there are golden star pendants under the eaves. He Ruge looked up at the stars while walking, and almost tripped over an unknown creature on the ground. Fortunately, Mr. Xi was like pulling a radish. Pick him up as well.
He Ruge, who was caught, looked bewildered. He lowered his head and looked at the culprit on the ground—
A large hedgehog with a rose on its head.
That hedgehog, He Ruge, was the biggest and most sticky hedgehog he had ever seen. He chased He Ruge all the way, forcing He Ruge to hide in Mr. Xi's arms and dare not come down.
He was 100% bleeding when touched by this hedgehog.
I don't know if it was He Ruge's delusion, but he always felt that Mr. Xi was very happy when he held him. But later, when he saw the expression of the big hedgehog so lonely that he was about to cry, He Ruge softened his heart and patted Mr. Xi's shoulder with his small hand, motioning for Mr. Xi to let him down.
Under the expectant gaze of the big hedgehog, He Ruge walked in front of the big hedgehog with his short legs and carefully tapped the big hedgehog's nose with his fingertips. The rose above her head rubbed He Ruge's palm.
He Ruge was amused. In the other's body movements, he tentatively took the rose and found that the big hedgehog laughed even more happily.
"Thank you for your rose." This is really a big hedgehog who is very human, and He Ruge sighed in his heart.
He Ruge, who took the rose, looked up at Mr. Xi. Although Mr. Xi was still expressionless, He Ruge felt that there was a trace of unhappiness in the other party's blue eyes this time.
How is it so good, if you say that you change your face, you will change your face
Can't figure it out.
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small theater:
Xi Guican: That little brat gave my wife a rose again
Xi Guican: Angry!