What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God’s Bathtub

Chapter 134: Military roses

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"Be careful of getting stabbed." Mr. Xi said lightly.

The big hedgehog chirped softly when he heard the words, as if to justify himself. He Ruge heard the hedgehog's cry for the first time and felt a little novel, "I know you won't hurt me." He comforted the big hedgehog.

After coaxing the big hedgehog, He Ruge raised his head and looked at Mr. Xi. From this angle, he could see Mr. Xi's beautifully shaped jaw and nostrils like a little love. He Ruge forgot where I saw the description of the nose. I heard that the nostrils are vertical and long from this angle. Compared with the round or flat nostrils, this kind of nose is more beautiful.

Mr. Xi's nostrils are vertical, and there are no exposed nose hairs... Hey, why should I pay attention to this issue

As soon as He Ruge's emotions were agitated, he subconsciously squeezed the rose in his palm, the thorn on the rose pierced into He Ruge's hand, a little pain, but not serious, a small drop of blood that could be ignored came out.

It turns out that being careful not only refers to the big hedgehog, but also refers to the rose. Well, I really don't listen to the old man's words, and I suffer in front of my eyes. I don't know if Mr. Xi is a crow's mouth

He Ruge was not going to let Mr. Xi know, he had a hunch that Mr. Xi would be unhappy when he saw that he was stabbed. So He Ruge pretended that nothing had happened, and held the rose in another hand. Anyway, Mr. Xi is so much taller than him, even if Mr. Xi has eyes on the back of his head, the other party can't see a small hole in the palm of his slightly clenched fist.

He Ruge walked at Mr. Xi's feet. As he was walking, the long legs in front of him suddenly stopped. Before He Ruge could stop the car, he could only slam into Mr. Xi's legs. When he thought he was about to "collide with a pillar", the man in front of him quickly squatted down and hugged him with open arms.

The movement is fast, the expression is natural, and the coordination is ingenious, just like He Ruge is throwing his arms and hugs, oh no, it should be Ruyan throwing into the forest.

Mr. Xi's arms are always hard, because men wear military uniforms, and the pleats on the uniforms are hard. His nose slammed into Mr. Xi's chest, and the metallic smell of a tiger-head badge on his chest lingered on the tip of his nose. He Ruge covered his nose and was picked up by Mr. Xi.

"Show me your hand." Mr. Xi's voice had an unquestionable tone that belonged to the superior giving orders.

In fact, He Ruge has always been curious about what Mr. Xi's occupation is. He gave the tentacled male protagonist in the article the occupations of painter and writer on Earth. Mr. Xi's aura is incompatible with these two occupations.

Is Mr. Xi a soldier? Why do you always wear a military uniform like a cos suit? This military uniform feels very expensive, especially the star epaulettes. Although He Ruge has never seen this material, his intuition tells him that this thing is super expensive.

When his thoughts drifted away, He Ruge subconsciously obeyed Mr. Xi's words and spread out both hands to Mr. Xi. The hole pierced by the rose thorn was already bleeding. Click to ignore the past.

However Mr. Xi... may be Mr. Microscope.

The blue eyes stared at him for a long time, until the time seemed to stop, and then Mr. Xi opened his tightly pursed lips, "Give me the rose."

He Ruge quickly handed the rose to Mr. Xi.

He sat on Mr. Xi's arm and watched Mr. Xi pull out the rose thorns. He looked at the man's profile, tall nose, pale and handsome face with red roses, like a medieval aristocrat.

"Take it." Mr. Xi handed him the rose with the thorns removed, and glanced coldly at the hedgehog on the ground, as if he was considering whether to remove all the thorns on the hedgehog's body, scaring the big hedgehog. I had to run into the room.

When He Ruge caught the rose, he suddenly felt a little bit happy, inexplicably happy. He inserted the rose into Mr. Xi's chest pocket, "Mr. Xi, come and keep it for me."

Mr. Xi was stunned for a moment, and his slender fingers pressed on the rose on his chest. The pocket happened to be on the left chest, which looked like Mr. Xi was covering his heart, and a rose opened between his fingers.

A red rose blooming from a jet-black military uniform and jet-black gloves.

"Okay." Thin lips parted slightly, and Mr. Xi agreed.

At this time, a female teacher wearing a pink gauze skirt came out of the classroom. The female teacher was very handsome, wearing pink contact lenses and dyed pink hair. She was a very girlish female teacher.

When the female teacher saw him, her eyes widened and she stammered: "Xiao, Xiao He Lao...!" She covered her mouth, as if to calm her inner excitement, "Ruge child, I'm here. Teacher Shui Xirui, you can call me Teacher Xiaoshui, the way you look right now is so cute!!!"

It is a pity for such a soprano to be a kindergarten teacher. He Ruge thought silently.

"Can I hug you?" Shui Xirui's expression was longing and expecting.

He Ruge is a little embarrassed. Although he is a child now, he is not a child of three or four years old. It may be a little difficult for this female teacher to hold him. After all, not everyone is as powerful as Mr. Xi. In addition, he is only physically smaller, and his mental age may be older than this teacher Xiaoshui.

He was really embarrassed to ask this pretty teacher Xiao Shui to hug him. Just when He Ruge was thinking about how to politely refuse, Mr. Xi had ruthlessly refused, "No."

"Also, when I'm not here, you can't do anything with him." His voice was cold and hard to refute.

The teacher Xiaoshui closed her mouth instantly, she said a little aggrieved and a little cowardly: "Okay."

He Ruge suddenly found that Mr. Xi was fine. He turned his head to look at Mr. Xi, "Mr. Xi, I want to walk into the classroom by myself." The children who were carried into the classroom would definitely set up a squeamish image for their classmates, He Ruge. But I want to be the most mature and independent child in the class.

Mr. Xi, who was caught off guard and deprived of the right to "hold He Ruge", reluctantly put down He Ruge, which is exactly the same as Shui Xirui's loss.

He Ruge did not see the loss of the two adults. After all, their heights were not on the same level, and their necks were always sore when they raised their heads. He sorted out his clothes, adjusted the shoulder straps of his schoolbag, and walked into the classroom under the leadership of Shui Xirui.

The moment the classroom door opened, He Ruge's little foot was hesitantly retracted, he turned to look at Mr. Xi, and asked in a low voice, "Did we go to the wrong classroom?" Otherwise, how would you explain the zoo-like classroom? . He Ruge took a rough glance and saw a little black bear showing him a bright smile, and a sloth slowly raising the corners of his lips.

When the little lover with Thomas's schoolbag turned his eyes to Xi Guican for help, Xi Guican's heart seemed to have a curse removed by the wet black eyes, and he would be cute at a glance.

Xi Guican's fingertips moved slightly, he wanted to pinch his lover's little face, but he was afraid that his favorability would be deducted. He took off his gloves and went to touch his hair as the next best thing. The man touched He Ruge's head as if he was touching something rare. The fine and soft hair was very comfortable to touch, and Xi Guican suddenly understood why He Ruge always liked to touch his animal shape.

Because of the height difference, Xi Guican had to bend down to touch his head, a strand of slightly curly hair fell down on his forehead, covering Ling Lie's eyebrows, "No mistake."

Mr. Xi bent down and held the hand of He Ruge, and led him into the classroom.

He Ruge was surrounded by all kinds of small animals as soon as he entered the classroom. He even had an illusion that he was actually a rare species in the zoo, and was surrounded by groups of kindergarten children.

In the classroom, chickens flew and dogs jumped. Two free-range chickens spread their feet and rushed towards He Ruge. They were frightened by Mr. Xi who suddenly appeared. quail.

The only two children in this class, one is suspected of being albino, and the other looks like a blind little girl.

At first, He Ruge wondered if this was a special school, where small animals could accompany children with physical disabilities to grow up... But using a black bear as a companion pet was really exciting.

However, when he took a closer look and found that every small animal has its own table and chair, there is a high-tech-looking light screen on the table, and those small animals can also do questions on the light screen, He Ruge It feels like my worldview has been reshaped.

... This is an alien kindergarten, right

Mr. Xi, have you made no secret that you are from an alien planet

He Ruge looked at Mr. Xi, who was reading with him in the last row. Mr. Xi was holding a cane in both hands, and the shadow under the brim of his hat covered the upper half of his face. In the air, there was a piece of feathers that had fallen from a rooster, and floated in front of Mr. Xi. Mr. Xi reached out to catch the feather, and blew into the palm of his hand, blowing the fluff out like a dandelion. .

A beam of sunlight just shone on Mr. Xi's face, peeling off a layer of shadow from the sapphire eyes, making them clear and clear.

He Ruge is always handsome by Mr. Xi, this is a very special kind of handsome, even the stars do not have this kind of aura. He Ruge forgot what he wanted to ask for a while, he turned back and rested his chin on both hands in a daze.

When will Mr. Xi die and return to the alien world

Mr. Xiao Shui gave a lecture on the stage, and assigned homework after class. The homework needed to be completed on the light screen on the desktop. The child named Ruan Ran was very friendly and taught Ruge how to use the light screen.

He Ruge received the safflower award from Teacher Xiaoshui for his excellent grades.

He Ruge with the little red flower between his eyebrows is like a New Year's picture doll. He quickly gets into a ball with all the plush stuff between classes, although the cubs can't understand He Ruge's babble, But Ruan Ruan and Qiu Menggu will act as translators.

This is a very happy day. The plushs are enthusiastic and easy to play. He Ruge has played almost all the plushs in this kindergarten-except cats.

After school, he reluctantly said goodbye to everyone, and when he got into the car with Mr. Xi, He Ruge raised the confusion that he should show: "Mr. Xi, why do those animals listen to class and do questions? Why are Ruan Ruan red eyes and white eyes? Hair? Menggu's hair color is also different from mine... Also, Mr. Xi, are you a foreigner?"

Mr. Xi looked at him, "What do you think the answer is, then what is the truth." This is the world for you.

The blue eyes are deep, as if they can penetrate people's hearts, like a sharp blade piercing the depths of the soul. This made He Ruge a little cowardly, and he didn't know why, since the strange red lines grew on his legs, he was especially afraid of Mr. Xi.

If Mr. Xi knew that I had discovered his identity, would he kill him? Fear.

He Ruge obediently shut his mouth and looked down at the ugly Thomas train, "We're going home to watch Thomas and His Friends, right?" I don't know anything, after all, I'm just a kindergartener .

"Yes." Mr. Xi's voice contained a faint smile.

He Ruge sighed, opened the zipper of his schoolbag, and fell into contemplation while looking at the stationery that hadn't moved. Since there are light screens from alien planets on the desks, what is the use of Mr. Xi taking him to the stationery store to buy them today

Is it because of the force majeure of the plot

The little hand poked the lucky cat piggy bank in the schoolbag, and He Ruge sighed sadly, "Mr. Xi, can I keep a cat?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Mr. Xi's expression suddenly became very strange.

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Mr. Xi turned into a big cat unhappy and asked, "Is it big enough?"