What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God’s Bathtub

Chapter 154: Extra 8

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Today is Ah Tu's first day in kindergarten. Our whole family set off to send Ah Tu, in fact, we don't need to send it, because our family is very close to the kindergarten.

My lover said that we built the school district housing, and A Tuo was contracted from kindergarten to elementary school in a one-stop way.

By the way, you may not know what a dragon is. A dragon is an animal in my beloved's hometown. It has the horns of a deer, the head of an ox, the eyes of a rabbit, the ears of an elephant, the body of a snake, the scales of a fish, the paws of a tiger, the claws of an eagle...

My lover said that the dragon has the power to reach the sky and the abyss.

After hearing the description of dragons for the first time, A-Bao thought for the first time. When my wife and I went to invite A-Bao to have a meal in the evening, we saw A-Bao and Bing-Bo co-played a different dragon.

Ah Tu tried his best to pull on the water bed, his eyes widened, his lower body had long been soaked in water, and it was Bo Bo holding Ah Tu's butt that prevented Ah Tu from falling into the water. When we pushed open the door and came in, Ah Tu, who was so devastated that he was afraid that he would fall into the water, instantly snorted and screamed at us.

Baba, I've turned into a dragon! A bald shouted.

Maybe Bo Bo felt embarrassed, and he couldn't let go of his stupid brother, so he secretly turned his head away. It just so happened that Abald's tail swung excitedly, and slapped half of Bobo's face. Bo Bo closed one eye, and the open eye was full of helplessness.

The three of us stared at each other tacitly for a moment. My lover was the first to join in and praised that Ah Bald was awesome. I was afraid that I would laugh, so I covered my lips and coughed, and followed with a smirk.

Ah Tu was overjoyed when he heard these compliments, he really thought he was a giant dragon and roared at our evil dragon. He stretched his little neck, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much fun, and he worked hard to hold his butt Bo Bo.

I walked over and lifted the skin on the back of Ah Tu's neck to help Bo Bo share the weight of this fat Ah Tu. When Ah Tu was caught by me, he didn't make a fuss. He looked up at me and asked, "Baba, why can't I fly?"

I said to him, because you are still young and your wings have not yet grown.

A bald sighed regretfully and muttered, but I want to fly.

I looked down at Ah Tu, who was a little lost, and looked at Ah Tu's drooping ears. I didn't know what I was thinking at the time. Maybe I thought Ah Tu looked too pitiful.

So I put Ah Tu on my head, fixed Ah Tu with one hand, and quickly flew him to the kitchen from the stairs on the second floor.

Ah Bald's little claws hooked my hair tightly, almost pulling my hair off. I think Ah Bald's little effort can still cause damage to me. If he really pulls out my hair, then He pulls out a few, and I want to pull one back without falling to the ground.

A bald screamed while pulling my hair, and the little milky voice soared into a high-pitched high-pitched voice. After landing, Ah Tu was so excited like a little idiot, he grabbed my hair and asked me to do it again.

I dragged this little idiot off his head, carried him, and we, father and son, looked up at my lover.

My lover didn't even have time to hug Bo Bo, so he hurried out to stop us and let me fly a little slower. But he clearly said that it was all in the blink of an eye. As soon as he spoke, we were already on the ground.

This is because our house has only two floors. Light brown gabled roof with long rabbit ears on both roofs.

The upper half of the house is brick red and the lower half is grey-blue. My lover says it's a grey-blue, but I think the first coat is a mix of moss green and overcast clouds.

The orange gate is square and is a gate composed of four small rectangular gates. Each small door has a latticed glass window, and the color of the glass window is the dark blue that my lover chooses.

There is a wooden staircase outside the house, we can go directly from the stairs outside the house to the second floor.

A very small house, standing alone in the woods, not even as tall as the surrounding trees.

The house I used to live in was always big and empty, and there was an echo when I spoke, but my own voice echoed.

And now the house is so small that it can easily be stuffed to the brim. I think in a few years, when Ah Tu grows up, this house may not be able to hold our family. But it doesn't matter, we can expand on the original basis of the house, and let Ah Tu and Bo Bo decide what color to go to the first floor of the chapter.

I guess bald must be yellow. bright yellow.

Many things are bright yellow, yellow tulips, blooming sunflowers, sunny sun...

Now Ah Tu, Bo Bo, and we are still living in the same room. But the cubs always grow up. My lover said to me, when the cubs are going to sleep in separate rooms, we can use the pattern of the little sun as Ah Tu's house number, the orange cartoon little sun, and use the little sun The moon is Bo Bo's house number.

My lover told me to make sure the cubs' new room is beautifully prepared so that the cubs will happily move in with their little toys.

Speaking of small toys, I remembered once again that A Tuo's favorite salted fish pillow fell into a puddle.

By the way, I don't seem to have told you what's around the house. At first, my lover and I chose an open space in the purple woods and built our house. There are no small lakes or streams in the purple forest. When Bobo wants to swim, we can only take Bobo to the sea far away from home.

So I simply dug two holes around the house, a water hole and a flower hole. The water in the puddle is drawn from a mountain spring.

My lover told a story about their hometown. I can't remember the specific content. At that time, I told that story to coax Ah Tu and Bo Bo to sleep. I only remember one detail, that is, a little monk used a piece of bamboo to guide the water from the mountain, and the clear landscape ran down the bamboo all the way...

There is no bamboo in the purple forest, so I dismantled a part of the weapons that had accumulated dust, and used the waste to make water pipes. I don't know why, but I still think the water flowing through the bamboo in the story is clearer.

We don't have bamboo here, only my lover's hometown has it. We will go to his hometown in a while. A bald said that he wanted to go there to see the dragon and the little monk. My lover said that the dragon could not be seen, and the little monk might still be able to see it.

Little monks often appear in the bedtime stories that my lover reads to the cubs, such as one monk fetching water to eat, two monks carrying water, three monks have no water to eat, what is the smart one, the smart one is off There is another song that Bo Bo likes to sing.

ghee ghee ghee ghee ghee we love you

Every time Bo Bo sang this song, Ah Tu shrank his head beside him, giggling like a shrunken turtle.

As long as Bo Bo sings and chirps, Ah Tu starts to laugh and can't stop laughing, as if this is a switch for laughter, I say chirp, and Ah Tu also laughs. Once when Ah Tu was drinking milk, I suddenly said giggles, giggles, and Ah Tu laughed until he spit up milk.

My lover pinched one of Ah Tu's hind paws and also started to sing giggles, thumb and forefinger followed the rhythm of giggling to squeeze Ah Tu's pink meat pads.

Ah Tu couldn't stop laughing. He covered his ears with his small paws, as if to avoid our clucking sound, and twisted and twisted like a long caterpillar. I poked Ah Tu's belly with great interest, put my fingers on Ah Tu's soft belly, and I could feel the slight vibration of his belly.

I don't understand why A-Bao laughs, maybe children's laughter is something we can't understand. Would I laugh if someone sang to me when I was little

No one has ever sung to me, so I don't know what exactly this answer is.

Ah Tu said that he was going to my lover's hometown to see the monk. My lover said that the little monk is very cute, wearing a small cassock, bald head, small cloth shoes, and two small hands clenched into fists to practice Shaolin Temple Kung Fu.

Ah Tuo listened to his heart and yearned, and when he said that, he also wanted to become a little monk.

This answer is very in line with Ah Tu's aesthetic, he never thinks bald head is ugly. Because his nickname was A bald, he asked us what bald meant.

We told him that baldness is hairless.

My lover often says to Ah Tuo, Ah Tu is so cute, Ah Tu is awesome, Ah Tu is so smart... No matter what Ah Tu does, my lover can praise him.

Maybe in Ah Tu's heart, Momo is so cute, Momo's awesome, Momo's really smart. In addition, in the song of Glitch, Glitch is smart and clever, Glitch we love you. These things allow Ah Tu to face baldness calmly.

But Ah Tu is still a beast now, unless he becomes a human, we will dress him up as a little monk. Otherwise, I can't imagine Ah Tu's animal shape, except for the bald head, the appearance of other parts of the hair.

That must be astonishingly ugly.

Where did I... say? Every time I serialize a post, I always unknowingly talk about the messy trivia. I never knew I had so much to say, things that popped out of nowhere, little things I thought I'd forget.

But since writing this post, I know that I have not forgotten these things. They are hidden somewhere in my memory. When my emotions overlapped with them for a moment, they came out in a hula la, so clear, so vivid, as if it happened yesterday, as if those happy Warm emotions flowed through my heart in the last second.

When I'm old, gray-haired, and sluggish, will these memories be so alive? At that time I could spend the whole day thinking about the memories I treasured in the past.

What will Ah Tu and Bo Bo look like when they grow up? Will they still be the same as when they were kids? Will they have cubs of their own

As I typed this string of words, I suddenly felt a small piece of empty space in my heart. But I looked back at my lover, and the spot on my left chest was stuffed again.

My love, my cubs, when I think of them for no reason, I look forward to the long future.

Okay, let's get back to the topic, what was I trying to talk about earlier? Ah Tu's salted fish pillow fell out of the window and into the puddle I dug for Bo Bo.

Ah Tu pouted his ass, leaning over the window like a looker. I poked his little ass and said to him, you dropped it yourself, go down and get it later.

A bald said that fish must be soaked in the water, so let his salted fish soak in the water for a while.

I snorted and poked Ah Bald's little ass again.

Ah Tu looked at me with some resentment and said, "Bad Baba, if you move my butt again, I will fart for you to smell."

I raised my eyebrows and asked Ah Tu to fart for me to see. Ah Tu was stunned in an instant, he opened his mouth and whispered "Poof" to me.

I almost laughed. I suddenly understood how Ah Tu would laugh when he heard the giggles. If the next time Ah Tu suddenly gave me an "ah-poo", I would also want to laugh.

Why laugh? I don't know, I just wanted to laugh.

Let's talk about the matter of Ah Tu going to kindergarten. Bo Bo is currently unable to go to kindergarten because of his limited mobility, so he asked Ah Tu to go to school first.

Ah Tu is familiar with the cubs there. For him, going to school this time is actually a silly change of place. When I went out this morning, my wife helped Ah Tu with a small schoolbag, and I held Bo Bo. Our whole family took Ah Tu to school together.

Ah Tu didn't have the concept of going to school yet. He hopped on the grass and ran up and down, like a small fur ball rolling around.

Bo Bo looked at Ah Tu with some envy.

The school is very close to home. It is an orphanage with a kindergarten and an elementary school. When we got to the gate, my lover put the schoolbag on Ah Tu's back, and our family watched Ah Tu leave.

A bald carried his small schoolbag, and the small schoolbag was tossed with him. He turned back to look at us in the middle of running, stuck out his tongue, and gave us a silly smile.

My sweetheart shared with me a passage he said was said by a writer mother:

I slowly and slowly learned that the so-called father-daughter-mother-child relationship only means that your fate with him is to watch his back gradually drift away in this life and this life. You are at this end of the path, watching him gradually disappear at the turn of the path, and he silently tells you with his back: Don't chase.

I don't know why, but when I saw this sentence, I was a little sad.

The shallow sadness only lasted until I picked up Ah Tuo from school in the afternoon. Ah Tu rushed out with a small schoolbag on his back like a small cannonball. I squatted down and opened my arms to him. gave me a face.

He said, Baba, Baba, I miss you so much.

I hummed.

A bald rubbed around in my arms, kept coquettish and screaming, and even popped out a small head and said to Bo Bo, brother, I miss you so much.

He spoke out about his love for every family member. His love is so direct and candid, I can't say to Ah Tu, I miss you too.

At dinner, Ah Tu took out a small mung bean cake from his small schoolbag. He said that this mung bean cake was delicious. He ate a piece and kept a piece to bring back to share with our family.

By the way, A bald can eat something other than milk now.

It was a piece of mung bean cake that had been crushed wrapped in a paper towel. After opening the paper towel, the crumbs rolled out a little on the dining table.

Ah Tu was a little stunned, he sat there at a loss, "It looks so unpalatable, I, I will eat it myself."

My lover took a spoon and scooped up a third of the mung bean cake. Under A Tuo's nervous gaze, he said in a long and contented tone that this was the best mung bean cake he had ever eaten.

I shared the rest of the mung bean cake with Bo Bo, and said that this mung bean cake was really delicious.

Ah Tu said happily that he will bring it to us tomorrow.

During dinner, Ah Tu kept chatting with us about what happened when he went to school today. I think Ah Tu is as noisy as a little oriole. No, it should be said that it is a small horn, which has been beeping.

But it was very lively. I used to think that I liked quiet, but now I find that it's good to be lively.

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So warm! My mother said that I went to kindergarten when I was a child, put a piece of braised pork in my pocket, and brought it back for her to eat. She was so moved that she didn’t even scold me for soiling my skirt, and finally threw the piece of braised pork behind my back. huh, huh

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so cute! ! ! healed~~~

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It's really warm, this post gave me a lot of candy. Speaking of which, what kind of beasts are Ah Tu and Bo Bo, and how did they dress up as dragons

A dragon has the horns of a deer, the head of an ox, the eyes of a rabbit, the ears of an elephant, the body of a snake, the scales of a fish, the paws of a tiger, the claws of an eagle...

A bald water is not good, and there is hair on his body, which can be obtained through the elimination method. A bald may be a deer, an ox, a rabbit, or a tiger.

The landlord said that A-Tao is always screaming, that's a little tiger!

Ah Tu is a little bald tiger! Landlord and Landlord, did you know that Marshal Xi was once a bald tiger? ! There were technical posts at the beginning! Although the fans of the marshal said that the post was fake, and even took out the video of the marshal canonization ceremony to slap their face, but I think that the marshal may have been bald for a period of time. One number, please let it go!)

Bo Bo has a water bed, so is Bo Bo a fish

But the people of Mermaid Star have a fish upper body and a human lower body. Let’s not consider the issue of beauty and ugliness. The landlord mentioned in the post that Bo Bo is inconvenient to walk and is always in the water, so the lower body is definitely not a leg.

So Bo Bo should be a snake, a water snake, and the snake clan are all good-looking, Bo Bo is a beautiful and beautiful snake baby!

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Beauty snake baby? I can!

The landlord's lover must be a diehard fan of He Ruge! That giggling song was sung during the live broadcast~

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I like this post so much, don't want it if it's cute. Ah bald went to school, so will Bo Bo be alone? Let Bo bo go to school with Ah bald.

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But I don't feel like Bo Bo is like a water snake... It's just not intuitive. In fact, I have always imagined Bo Bo as Ru Ge's childhood.

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It would be great if Ruge and Marshal had babies, I want to hear the big and small mermaids sing together

The author has something to say: I slowly and slowly learned that the so-called father-daughter mother-son relationship only means that your fate with him is that you are constantly watching his back in this life. You are at this end of the path, watching him gradually disappear at the turn of the path, and he silently tells you with his back: Don't chase. -Long Yingtai's "Seeing Off"

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