What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God’s Bathtub

Chapter 156: Extra 10

Views:

[]Input address: om

Ah Tu has grown wings today, and his little wings are just like the little buds. If he doesn't peel off the hair on his back, he won't be able to find any wings that are as big as a fart.

The whole family surrounded Ah Tu, and He Ruge looked at the little wing with few hairs worriedly. He did not expect that Ah Tu was bald when he was born, and the little wing was also a little bald when he was born.

"Gui Can, are your wings like this too?" If Xi Gui Can's wings are like this, then it's a family genetic problem.

Xi Guican quickly shook his head in denial, joking, his wings and head are the only parts that are not bald, how could he be put on a bald cap for no reason.

This made He Ruge even more worried. Only Ah Tu felt good about himself and called his wings "Little Tu."

In order to make the little bald grow hair faster, every night after taking a bath, He Ruge will use a small brush to brush sesame oil on the little wings of A bald. I heard that sesame oil is good for hair growth. Xi Guican does not know if this statement is true. , he only knew that he wanted to eat chicken wings.

"Can I fly with little wings?" Ah Tu looked at Xi Guican brightly, "Flying like Baba."

Xi Guican nodded and added, "You can't fly without hairless wings."

Only now did Ah Tu realize the seriousness of the problem, and he felt the pain of baldness at a young age. But after hearing the news that they could go to Earth, Ah Tu instantly put the matter of baldness behind him.

№913

Today we went to my lover's hometown. A bald is very happy. On the one hand, he is happy to go to the hometown that my lover often talks about, and on the other hand, he is happy that he doesn't have to do homework.

We don't have much time left, just one day, and there's a lot to do in that day.

We first went to an ancient temple. There were monks who were longing for Ah Tuo in the temple, but there were no young monks. Ah Tu has not changed into a human form now, so naturally he can't pretend to be a little monk.

The face of the statue in the temple was a little peeling off. Ah Tu was not interested in the smoky interior. What he liked was the big tree in the yard full of red ribbons.

There are words on each red ribbon, which are the wishes made by men and women. Pinning one's wishes on such an ethereal thing is to seek solace, or is it weakness

Ah Tu was arguing that he wanted to tie a red ribbon. Finally, everyone in our family wrote a wish and tied it to the branch. Ah Tu's wish was written for him by me, that he can eat three ice creams every day.

Bobo's wish was written by my lover for him, to sing the song he likes, and sing it to the person he likes.

My lover's wish is that my loved one will have no worries in this life.

There is also a square pool in the temple, in which there is a king who is about the size of Ah Tu. The big and small kings lay motionless on the pictographic stone carvings, and one king stretched his neck and raised his head to look at us.

Ah Tu screamed excitedly, looking like he could not wait to go down and play with the big bastard.

"Baba, can we keep this?" Ah Tu was not talking about the bastard, but the red and black fish in the pool.

I say no. Ah Tu didn't make a fuss, he let out a sigh of disappointment, and was quickly attracted by the shiny things at the bottom of the pool.

The coins tossed by tourists at the bottom of the pool looked like spots of light, and Ah Du said they were small stars. We could see our own reflections on the water, I saw Abald's little claws swishing around, I saw Bobo blowing bubbles, I saw my lover laughing, and finally, I saw myself.

Turns out I was laughing too.

The way up the mountain was a little tiring, and Bo Bo must not be able to walk, so I carried Bo Bo up the mountain. When I went down the mountain, Ah Tu was too tired, so I hugged Ah Tu too. I saw that my lover seemed to be tired too, so I simply carried my lover on my back.

The scorching sun was blazing, and there was a section of the mountain road that was not covered by trees. The sun was shining on me, and the wind was blowing like a heat wave.

The fluffy bald rubbed around in my arms, dawdling and getting hot, and I was sweating finely when I hugged his hand. I told Ah Tu not to move, and if he moved, he would have to go by himself. A bald finally stopped looking around, his two small paws hooked on my clothes, sticking out his tongue to the passing tourists.

The two tourists stared at us in unison, looking at Ah Tu, looking at Po Po, looking at my lover, and then looking at me.

I turned my eyes away from them, and the two cubs turned their heads together in my arms, one on my left shoulder and the other with his chin on my right shoulder.

A bald little villain, seeing that someone was about to fall, he even laughed. Bo Bo breathed in worriedly, only to let out a small sigh of relief when he found out that they were all right.

I touched Bo Bo's little head, and Bo Bo and my lover felt a cool touch. In summer, I like to hold my lover's hand very much. My lover's arm is soft and cold. Sometimes it's too hot. My lover will pat my hand away and tell me not to touch him.

I couldn't understand my lover's mood before, and it wasn't until Abald came to rub me on a hot day that I realized how disgusting my actions were back then.

When we came to a section of the mountain road, we saw a small vendor with cheap toys on the cart, bright yellow, dark purple, orange red... Those colors attracted Ah Tu's attention.

The old man guarded an iron basin with black water burning in it and brown eggs in the water. My lover said it was tea eggs.

As soon as I got there, my lover poked my waist lightly, saying that he is not a child, so I don't need to carry it. A bald interjected when he heard the words, Baba, I will carry you when I grow up.

Maybe it was something the kindergarten taught. A bald occasionally said a few words, Baba, when I grow up, I will come to support you.

I said to Ah Tu, the money my father makes will not be spent in my life, and I don't need you to support me.

A bald snorted and said blankly, what am I going to do

I said, you are obedient, just don't make me angry.

Ah Tu quickly said that he was the most obedient. While praising himself for being obedient, he also acted like a spoiled child to me, asking for a plastic little yellow duck and tea eggs.

Bo Bo didn't ask for anything, just took out the small handkerchief in his pocket and wiped the sweat for me and my lover. A bald mouth full of egg yolks hesitated for a while after seeing it, and then wiped my sweat with his paws that smelled of tea eggs.

I looked at Ah Tu with a big fart in my arms, thinking about what Ah Tu would be like when he grew up. During this time, I read a lot of parenting books in my spare time. The books said that children will go through adolescence, and the most obedient children will become rebellious during adolescence.

I don't quite believe it. I think Bo Bo will definitely not make me angry, but it is Ah Tu, who may make my liver hurt. Adolescence needs the guidance of adults, and it is best not to suppress it with violence.

But with my lover there, no matter how angry I am, my lover will definitely stop me. We can sing the red face and the white face.

Singing the red face and singing the white face is a common saying in my lover's hometown. My understanding is that one holds a big stick, the other holds a radish, and the big stick and the radish fall together to train people to be obedient. My lover said that it was a saying derived from a face-changing opera in their hometown. Opera actors would change their faces when they sang an opera. The mask was still white for a second, but when he lifted his hand, he changed his face.

When Ah Tu heard it, he immediately babbled, and Baba also changed his face. One second he was still laughing, and the next second he was mad at me.

It was so wronged, as if he was fighting for himself.

I looked at Ah Tu. When he reaches puberty, what will he really do against me? What do adolescent children think

I don't know because I haven't experienced this.

There was no transition from childhood to adolescence and then to adulthood.

The word youth sounds like a cyan spring, everything is revived, the flowers have not yet opened, and the cubs are running on the rolling grass.

My heart is hard, and there is such a thick layer of thorns around it that very little can pass through the shell and get into my heart. Ah Tu and Bo Bo are like two seeds that take root, sprout, and grow into my heart.

Seeds need light and water. My lover is like light, and I used to think that I couldn't give them water, but even if the sea of emotion dries up, I can always squeeze out a drop or two to water the person in my heart.

If the seeds I watered grow in my heart and thorns grow, I might get pricked.

But when I look at the stupid Ah Tu and the well-behaved and sensible Bo Bo, I feel like I'm thinking too much. A bald prepared to eat half of the tea eggs and shared it with us. We rejected him, and he happily enjoyed the food alone.

A bald is very simple, his happiness is very simple, his sadness is also very simple. He is always very happy. He can be happy for a long time because he can play his forehead, and he can be happy for a whole day by eating an ice cream. When I stay by his side, I seem to be infected with his happiness factor.

Thinking about it this way, it is still beneficial to raise a bald man. Raising a potted plant can freshen the air, and raising a bald man can reap happiness.

When he approached the foot of the mountain, Ah Tu didn't want me to hold him anymore, he jumped down by himself, and rushed to the front. I looked at the little furball that was running so fast, I was a little worried that he wouldn't be able to stop the car and just rolled off.

Fortunately he didn't fall. But A bald skin, it's okay to be dropped.

My love is going to settle some things, and we are separated from him at the foot of the mountain.

Ah Tu and Bo Bo are very easy to take care of, especially Ah Tu, I sometimes suspect that he has been sold, and I have to help others count the money. Some passers-by tease Ah Tu with food, Ah Tu sniffs his nose, and wherever the passerby moves the food, Ah Tu's head turns to which direction.

I obviously didn't deduct his snacks except for ice cream, why is Ah Tu acting so unpromising

He just lived so well that he was born in a honeypot and lacked nothing. He knows that everyone around him likes him, and he knows that if he acts like a spoiled child, he can get a lot of things.

He didn't meet bad guys, he didn't have a childhood full of malice.

That's fine. He will always grow up happily and be a bald man who will always be happy and happy. I will always guard him until he grows up and takes care of himself.

He will have things that I have never had. That's fine.

№914

Speaking of going back to my hometown, my favorite anchor also went back to my hometown, so I stopped updating. The host is awesome, and I didn't stop updating! give you a little red flower~

№915

When Ah Tu and Bo Bo enter puberty in the future, the style of the post should be "My son's rebellion hurts my heart", hahahahahahahaha

№916

I'm curious about what the landlord has experienced before, I feel that the landlord is a landlord with a lot of stories.

№917

What is tea egg, is it delicious? suck

№918

In fact, some children are very good, maybe the landlord's cub is the kind of baby who has been good all the time

The author has something to say: I pushed an author's article to everyone before, and then that person got caught... I got angry with that dead friend (I got angry after being put out of pigeons over and over again), and I apologize to all the readers who I took into the hole 〒▽〒

The author's pit products pushed this time are absolutely guaranteed! She and I started out as Ji You, who is spelling, and we have been together for more than 40 days. This is our revolutionary friendship! She is super good, super diligent, if she is cheating, I will show you the live broadcast every day and a month. The little angels walk by and collect Ah Yi's new articles. Now, the sweet cakes are super sweet~

The little angel who likes romance can go and have a look~ (please give me a collection, if she doesn't increase a collection, I really don't have the face to go to her to play QAQ)

"Be careful of your liver" by charcoal roasted oolong

With a mother who hates women marrying, Tang Jinyuan got the phone numbers of boys of the same age in the same city from her mother as soon as she went to college.

My mother told her on the phone: "This is your favorite boy in kindergarten when you were a child. At that time, you always talked about him in my ear..."

Tang Jinyuan hung up the phone.

***

Shang Jin received a call from his mother, saying that he met Tang Jinyuan's mother during the day and gave her his phone number.

Shang Jin waited a day for a call.

Then he waited for nothing.

Later, in the academic competition of the friendship between the two schools, looking at the cool, dignified and handsome man opposite, Tang Jinyuan's teammates excitedly tugged at the sleeves of the people around them: "Yuanyuan, he has been watching you, do you know each other?"

Tang Jinyuan, who only wanted to destroy the opponent who won the game: "I don't know."

During the celebration banquet, Tang Jinyuan was called out in the middle.

The man in the corridor held a pencil-drawn marriage certificate in his hand, with a dim smile: "We're married, don't you know each other?"

small theater:

Tang Jinyuan: You used a marriage certificate written in Pinyin to deceive me.

Shang Jin: Oh.

On the same day, Tang Jinyuan saw her own mother hand over her account with a smile.

Shang Jin: If you want the truth, give it to you.

Tang Jinyuan: …

Shang Jin was stubborn and self-centered since he was a child, and he started calling himself a "married person" after the age of five.

When she was five years old, she used the marriage book and paper drawn in pencil as a prison, and mistaken him for many years. At the age of 23, he used a legally valid marriage certificate to imprison her for a lifetime, absolutely possessed and morbidly petted.