What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God’s Bathtub

Chapter 158: Extra Twelve

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When He Ruge woke up in the morning, He Ruge opened his eyes and found that the bed was empty. Xi Guican and A Tuo didn't know where they went, and Bo Bo fell asleep on the water bed. Although Bo Bo can change his legs now, Bo Bo is more used to staying in the water, so he usually sleeps on a small water bed at night.

He Ruge was trapped in the soft bed, not wanting to get up for a while, he took out his brain, ready to see the source of happiness. He Ruge now wakes up first thing every day, is to open the light brain to follow Xi Gui Can's post.

It's a wonderful feeling, it's like seeing bits and pieces of their lives from another perspective. If Xi Guican didn't record these things, he might never be able to touch the unknown softness in Xi Guican's heart.

That softness didn't belong to him. But He Ruge thought it was very good.

Every time he saw Xi Guican's post, his mood would automatically improve. However, what He Ruge saw this time was a line of small red characters:

[Post has been deleted!]

He Ruge: "???"

Then he saw the hot search:

#Marshal Xi's cub is sick#

#A bald paw photo#

#XI Guican's dazzling cub post#

#Xi Guican He Ruge's two cubs#

#White tiger cub A bald and mermaid cub Bobo#

#little mermaid bobo#

#XI Guican delete post#

#XI Guican Gujia#

#Marshal cub exciting with the same small panties#

#fairy cub#

Falling horses may be late, but not absent.

Once upon a time there was a big mouth marshal, he lost his horse, before the post was watched by hundreds of millions of netizens, he decisively deleted the post, and then lied down and played dead.

The hot searches are all about the marshal's family and their cubs.

In the eyes of the outside world, Xi Guican's uniform is always cold and hard, every pleat shows a decisive momentum, and the buttons are always buttoned to the top. However, the photo on the hot search overturned the public perception:

The military jacket was draped over his body, the snow-white shirt was crumpled, and the first four buttons were unbuttoned, revealing his sexy collarbone and strong chest, as if a man was in a hurry to go out, and he didn't even have time to put on his clothes.

This time, the military cap and mask were not worn at all, and the fluffy silver hair was a little frizzy.

The man in the photo lowered his head, holding the unknown round ball inside his jacket in one hand, while the other hand used his index finger and thumb to gently pinch the small pink paw.

No one could see what the ball inside the jacket looked like, but everyone could see the exceptionally soft blue eyes of His Excellency the Marshal.

The angle at which the man lowered his head made his eyelashes extraordinarily long, like fine snow. His Excellency the Marshal, who has always been "not approaching strangers", after softening his expression, that gentle lethality can harvest the hearts of the interstellar masses.

Because this kind of tenderness is rare, it seems like a flash in the pan, and it is especially valuable.

The comment goes like this:

"Ah, ah, Dad! Do you still lack a son?! The kind that can't fit in a coat!"

"This collarbone! Ah, who wants to form a group with me to pick up the marshal's clothes?!"

"My little claw claw is too cute, Ah Wei is dead"

"God, his little claws are so small! He can hold them with two fingers! The pads are still pink, the pink of a good girl! I really want to suck, am I a pervert!"

"The eye of the marshal kills me"

"The marshal is fine, but it's a pity that he got married at an early age and gave birth to a son early."

"I want to - lie on the marshal's strong and broad chest! I also want to - shove the marshal's cub into my arms!!!"

"Since you both want the Marshal and A-Bao, then the songs and Bobo from the Marshal's family belong to me."

"What are you thinking upstairs, Ru Ge is already in my bed!"

"Woohoo, have you read the post of Marshal?! The post was deleted, and there was a good person with a screenshot.

"I saw it! The marshal's explosion, gentle explosion, spoils the rare good father and good husband in the interstellar!"

"I want a dad with the same style"

The hospital of Miss Nurse has been picked up. I heard that people from other galaxy have traveled thousands of miles to check in at the hospital today, and that hospital has inexplicably become an Internet celebrity hospital.

Miss Nurse only photographed Ah Tu's little paws, but because of Xi Guican's post, all the stars knew that he had two cubs, one named Ah Tu and the other Bo Bo. Although the post has been deleted, there are still many enthusiastic interstellar people who follow all the posts and take screenshots witly to help others popularize science.

After He Ruge figured out what happened, he looked back at the small red lettering, feeling inexplicably the shame and anger of Xi Guican after he had dropped his horse.

Just when He Ruge couldn't help laughing, the door was suddenly pushed open.

Xi Guican, who was carrying Ah Tu in his arms, returned from the dust.

Because the post mentioned buttons, He Ruge took a look at Xi Guican's clothes and found that the other party's buttons were all buttoned up neatly this time.

Well, it is to be deducted so strictly.

Xi Guican walked up to He Ruge lightly and whispered to He Ruge: "Let's go back to our private planet first." In order to avoid unnecessary interruptions, Xi Guican felt that it was necessary to avoid the limelight before the heat passed.

He Ruge also leaned into Xi Guican's ear, and whispered, "You—drop—horse—ha—ha—ha—” The trending search was so noisy, he couldn’t even pretend to be stupid.

Xi Guican: "…"

So He Ruge liked to mention a big white tiger that turned into a prototype and was almost autistic.

Ephemeris 278 August 23 Sunny

I lost my horse, I shouldn't have serialized on the forum, and honestly writing a diary won't happen. The word drop horse is what the song told me, and all in all it wasn't a pleasant experience.

I slept in the hospital with Ah Tu, but someone ran to the hospital before dawn, squatted in front of the ward and asked me for an autograph, and even took a red mud for young children, and asked if I could let Ah Tu leave a small paw print .

I was rejected.

… Interstellar is really boring.

If only I could go back in time, if I had known today, I would definitely not have opened that post in the first place, nor would it have been serialized into a big long building because of other people's praise.

It's all Ah Tu's fault. If Ah Tu hadn't made a fuss about eating hot pot, and he got sick after eating hot pot, I wouldn't have taken him to the hospital, let alone lost his horse in the hospital. As soon as I write this, I just… I can't wait for a crack to appear on the ground, and I jump into it and never come out again.

But time can't be turned back, and there won't be a big crack on the ground for no reason, so I can only deduct Abald's ice cream and let him suffer with me.

Ephemeris 278 August 24 Sunny

I have lived in the small house of Seventeen Stars for a long time, and it is a little uncomfortable to come back now. A bald dislikes that the decoration here is too monotonous, so we bought eco-friendly wall paint and stickers.

Ah Tu said he wanted to paint the whole house yellow, but I rejected his proposal. Before Ah Tu's mouth was so raised that he could hang an oil bottle, I gave Ah Tu a small bucket of yellow wall paint.

A bald dipped his claws on the wall paint and stamped around to leave paw prints. The more he played, the more crazy he became. He even secretly left the paw prints on my pants. He thought I didn't know, but in fact I knew everything. I just saw that he was very happy and let him wipe it.

Of course, I painted him a red nose for the sake of courtesy.

Bobo wanted a room like the underwater world, we painted that room blue, deep and light blue, and finally went to the beach to find a lot of shells and conch shells.

"The little snail horn is blowing, I learn to spread my wings and fly like seagulls..." Bo Bo sang happily while sitting on my shoulders, kicking around with his short legs.

Ah Tu shouted in my arms, "After my wings grow hairy, I can also spread my wings and fly—" He was still so happy when he was bald.

Ephemeris 278 August 25 Sunny

Abald's wings have grown hairy, with a layer of little fluff... a little cute.

His own baby was broken, and he asked us to take pictures of him.

Ephemeris 278 August 26 Overcast

I…

what…

Why is this! ! !

Ah Tu looked through the album in Ru Geguang's brain, and actually turned to the photos of me when I was bald. Why does Ruge keep my bald photos? !

Maozi Association!

A bald rascal also said that my bald appearance was ugly... I punished him not to eat ice cream for one day.

Ephemeris 278 August 27 Sunny

A bald loves to eat watermelons recently, especially yellow-fleshed watermelons. He can eat watermelons that are bigger than him by himself.

Bo Bo eats it with a spoon. A bald buries his face directly into the watermelon, wheezing, gobbling down his mouth. The hair on his mouth is soaked with watermelon juice. , swallowed directly.

Ah Tu asked me what to do. He was worried that the watermelon would grow in his stomach and grow out of his mouth.

I deliberately told him that it was only possible to cut the belly with a knife and take out the watermelon seeds. A bald almost cried from fright.

After Ruge heard our words, she called Abald Guwazi and me Guapi.

I suspect that Ruge is laughing at me and Ah Tu, but I have no proof.

Ephemeris 278 August 28 Sunny

A bald little idiot, his head was stuck between two pillars of a staircase, and he couldn't pull it out. I don't know how he got it in. I worked hard for a long time, and finally I was going to tear down the stairs, and then I rescued Ah Tu.

I spanked him three times and deducted his ice cream for a week, to see if he would dare to fuck around next time. Did he think his head was made of dough

Ephemeris 278 August 29 Overcast

A bald thought that if he didn't go to school, he didn't need to do his homework, so he didn't write a word for so many days. I supervise his make-up homework today.

How could there be such a lazy brat? Bo Bo has planned the homework very well, combining work and rest, with a moderate degree of relaxation, so Ah Tu has to pile the homework to the end.

Buckle him ice cream.

Ephemeris 278 August 30 Sunny

A bald said he wanted to give me a massage, and stepped on my body for an afternoon. I felt like he was flirting with my head in the name of massage, defying my authority.

Later in the evening, when Bo Bo sang a birthday song to me, I realized that they were celebrating my birthday.

The cake has four layers, the fourth layer is mine, the largest, the third layer is like a song, the second layer is Bo Bo, and the first layer, which is the smallest layer, is Abald.

The lights were all turned off, and the candles, A-Boo, and Bo Bo's eyes were glowing. Ruge says I want to make a wish on the candle, and then blow out the candle, so the wish is likely to come true.

The first time someone celebrated my birthday.

My wish is that we can blow out candles and eat cake together at this time of year.

Am I being too greedy

A bald said that he was exhausted by bouncing on me all afternoon, and he had to eat a lot of cakes to make up for it. I gave him my layer of cake to eat, so A-bald wouldn't make a fuss.

It's ridiculous to make such a fuss for eating more cakes. But he massaged me all afternoon.

Then I won't deduct his ice cream today.

Ephemeris 278 September 1 overcast

Ah Tu can turn into a human form, but the tiger ears and tiger tail can't be put away. In order to put on the little yellow duck underwear he was thinking of, we specially poked a hole in the little underwear.

Ah Tu learned to walk very fast, and after walking for a while, he wanted to go outside.

I saw that he was walking very well, so I ignored him. I didn't expect him to decide to raise the difficulty and walk with his eyes closed without saying a word, and he fell into a mud puddle...

Is he a little fool

In the end, I gave him a bath.

Ephemeris 278 September 2nd Light Rain

Squeak came to play with Ah Tu and Bo Bo, and the three of them went on a treasure hunt together, and finally they really let them dig a diamond.

Ephemeris 278 September 3 heavy rain

It's raining, and A Tuo has to go out to play. I didn't want to move, so I took Ah Tu to the virtual arena to play games.

Cheating is fun.

A cheetah from the Xue family came to challenge me and was beaten to the ground by me.

The last knife was made by Ah Tu manipulating my mecha. It was the first time Ah Tu played, and his human form had just been transformed, so it was like a child holding an adult's big knife, swaying in the arena .

Make my gaming mech swing like a drunk.

For example, I had to cut the head of the mecha, but the head of the bald man could not be used. He stabbed the air several times, and after a long time, he successfully stabbed the cheetah who provoked me to death.

I feel like the cheetah is dying.

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