What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God’s Bathtub

Chapter 159: Extra Thirteen

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Ephemeris 278 September 4th sunny

This morning and evening are cool and sunny at noon. The weather was like this once before. A bald asked Ruge why it suddenly became hot at noon. Ruge said that it was the autumn tiger.

So when the scorching sun was shining at noon today, Ah Tu stuck his little head out of the window and shouted, "Autumn Tiger, you're here—"

Every time he was lying on the window, he would pout his butt unconsciously. When I saw Ah Bald pout, I wanted to walk over and pat his little butt.

If the song said I was a cheap hand.

This time, I also went over to pat Ah Bald's butt, and patted Ah Bald's head again. Ah Tu turned his head and said to me resentfully, "Baba, how can you be like that, touching my butt and then touching my head."

I said to Ah Tu, "Then I wiped the poop for you before and fed you milk."

A bald revealed an unbelievable panic.

Tsk, this stinky boy, I have seen everything he looks like, he is bald, wets the bed, hides in the corner and weeps, he must stick to me because he is afraid of the dark, and he is caught by me for stealing ice cream...

There are also occasional, sticky and mushy things that suddenly run over and say that they love me.

Ephemeris 278 September 5 Sunny

Today we went to swim in the lake, the lake is not deep, I turned into a beast in the lake, and the water could not cover my head.

The autumn light is just right, the breeze is not dry, and the blue color of the lake merges with the blue sky. Bo Bo and Ruge swim freely in the water, and the pictures of mermaids playing in the water are as beautiful as a painting.

A bald squatted on my head like an enemy.

I told him to go down and he whispered that the water was too deep. I said that the water is not deep, I am here, the water can not cover the top of my head.

Then Ah Tu moved to my ear and told me the story of the pony crossing the river...

I didn't want to listen to Ah Tu babbling, bowing his head and shaking his head, and quickly threw Ah Tu into the water. Unexpectedly, Ah Tu tossed a few times like a dog planer, swam up to me, hugged my tail and let out a long sigh of relief.

I dragged the little tail of Ah Tu and took him to swim slowly in the lake, but he didn't exert any strength, and he was quite happy to be dragged by me.

When I said he was a slob, Ah Tu just laughed.

Later, Ru Ge and Bo Bo got tired from swimming. They lay on my back, and Ah Tu also climbed on top of me, and we basked in the sun together.

Because I have been in the lake all the time, my paws are full of silt. After I got ashore, Ah Tu was still in my paws and found a small flower at the bottom of the lake.

A bald picked up the little flower and looked up at me happily. Those blue eyes with the same color as mine reflected the sky and the lake, "Baba, your feet will bloom! Did you steal the flowers? seed?!"

He raised one of his little feet and said happily, "Then will my feet grow small watermelons?"

This little idiot has not forgotten that he ate watermelon seeds by mistake.

Ephemeris 278 September 6 Sunny

When I was brushing my teeth this morning, I found Abald quietly watering his feet.

In order to make his "little watermelon" grow up smoothly, Ah Tu's daily activities include foot soaking. I think I don't have to worry about his feet getting stinky.

Ah Tu already had the idea of "the whole family should be neat and tidy". He took our whole family to soak our feet together. He also liked to go to my footbath and use his soft white feet without calluses. Ya go to step on my instep.

With one toe, I can stomp on this little rascal's foot. Ah Tu was very happy when I stepped on him, and he smiled so much that he showed two little tiger teeth.

A bald looks like me, but not very much. His facial features are like mine, and when we are together, everyone with discernment knows that we are father and son. But his innocence and liveliness, pure joy, these beautiful things, I have never had.

When I was injected with a special drug in the laboratory, I suddenly grew into a boy. So I don't know what I was like when I was as old as Abald. But certainly not as flattering as Abald.

Ruge said that Ah Tu and Bo Bo grew up very fast. Children on earth are as big as Ah Tu, and they can't speak clearly, so they can only crawl around on the ground. And A bald can run away now.

Ah Tu is still small, not tall enough to my knees, and has obvious baby fat on his face. His face is rounder than Bo Bo, and his hair is the same silver as mine, with curly ends.

He likes to laugh a lot, all kinds of laughs. When I complimented him, Ah Tu would cover half of his face with his chubby little hands, showing a shy and hilarious smile.

When he sees other people's bad luck, he will laugh generously, obviously building his own happiness on the pain of others, but the way he laughs is completely disgusting, and even makes others can't help but follow him Laugh together.

Sometimes when he sees funny pictures in cartoons, he will laugh hahaha, laughing backwards and forwards, overwhelmed with joy.

When our family was lying on the big bed, and someone said something interesting, Ah Tu would use his chubby hand to support his chin and laugh, the tiger's tail was raised high, and the tip of his tail was also raised.

At this time, Ruge will touch Ah Tu's tail and say that this is Ah Tu's happy antenna.

Ah Tu's happiness is always very simple, he will roll around by my side, and when he bumps into me, he will laugh happily.

Whenever that time, I thought, I was bumped by a little joy.

Ephemeris 278 September 7 overcast

Ah Tu has been staring at the trees outside the house and the mountains in the distance. The class said that when autumn arrives, the leaves will turn yellow. Ah Tu has been waiting for a yellow leaf.

I used to have no sense of the passage of time. When I lived here alone, only when all the leaves fell off, the bare branches were covered with fine snow, and the world became desolate and desolate, I realized with hindsight, Four seasons are almost over.

I was locked in the Xinghai Orphanage for too long, in a damp and dark room, in a cold and sturdy iron cage, staying in that place for so long, even the passing of life could not attract my attention, let alone turn yellow where I can't see it of leaves.

Now, when I look back on what happened back then, I suddenly feel like I've been in a different world.

The pain, gloom, sickness and torment of the past seemed to be covered with a veil, and it was impossible to see it.

I accompany Ah Tu to look at the tree outside the house. Looking at it, I suddenly remembered that in summer, Ah Tu squatted on my head, and we were under the tree together. Several caterpillars fell from the dense leaves, and Bo Bo was a little afraid of these little bugs, so he ran away in small steps.

But Ah Tu grabbed a chubby green worm and asked me, Baba, can I eat it.

I said I don't know, it should be hard to eat.

Ah Tuo sighed regretfully and asked me again, will this worm turn into a butterfly

I said I don't know.

Ah Tu played with bugs on my head and asked me, Baba, why don't you know this.

I asked him why I should know.

A bald smirked and didn't speak. Maybe in his heart, I should know everything.

In the end, we found a half-yellow leaf. A bald remembered the location of the leaf and said that he would come to see it tomorrow. He also gave it a friendly name, Xiaohuang.

Ephemeris 278 September 8 Sunny

Ruge said that today is Bailu, the fifteenth of the twenty-four solar terms of the earth.

Bo Bo asked Ru Ge why it was called Bai Lu. Ruge said that at this time, there will be many dewdrops on the ground and leaves in the morning, because the water vapor at night condenses on it.

When I heard Ru Ge say this, I suddenly remembered that when I was recovering, Mao Zixie asked me to go out more often. I lived alone, day and night were reversed. When I woke up that morning, the sky and surroundings were foggy and dimly bright. I drank a bottle of nutrient solution and went straight out.

I remember it was very quiet at that time, so quiet that it seemed like I was the only one in the world. I walked to the small lake and saw that there are many, many water droplets on the lotus leaf on the lake. The dense water droplets are like white jade. When the autumn wind blows, the lotus leaf shakes gently, and the water droplets roll continuously during the shaking, shining brightly. Some are pretty.

I don't know why, but this picture is stuck in my mind, I remember it, and I haven't forgotten it until now. Maybe it’s because of that picture, one of the few pictures during my recuperation that can make me feel at peace.

"Jianjia is green and white dew is frost. The so-called Iraqi people are on the water side." Ruge recited a poem.

Although I don't know what Jianjia is and what Cangcang is, it doesn't prevent me from thinking this poem is beautiful.

It seemed that there was a thick fog, and Ru Ge turned into a mermaid and appeared between the water and the sky.

After listening to Bo Bo, he asked, if he put his tail outside the house when he was sleeping, when he woke up in the morning, would there be many small dewdrops on the fish scales.

It turns out that stupidity is also contagious. Look at Bobo, what a smart and clever cub, and after staying with Ah Tu for a long time, he has also become stupid.

I couldn't help but patted Bo Bo's head and said to Bo Bo, you put your little tail outside, if a bad guy passes by, your little tail will be bitten off in one bite. My words dispelled Bo Bo's bold ideas, and also made Ah Tu, who was eager to try, sigh.

Ephemeris 278 September 9 Sunny

Today our whole family got up early to collect flower dew. Ruge said that he wanted to use flower dew to make flower tea. In order to get up early, Ah Tu and Bo Bo watched half an hour less cartoons last night.

Ephemeris 278 September 10 Overcast

Ruge said that today is Teacher's Day on Earth. Although Interstellar's Teacher's Day is in October, we can prepare gifts for Teacher Adubobo now.

A bald asked me if I could step on the teacher's milk, and I said no. Bobo asked me if I could sing for the teacher, and I said yes.

Ah Tu was not happy when he heard it, and asked me if I disliked the birthday present he gave me before. I said yes, and he got so angry that he turned his back to me and didn't speak.

I know he wants me to tease him, I just want to tease him.

A bald idiot, it's easy to coax him. I squatted beside him and said to him with a smile, "I lied to you, I really like the gift that A bald gave me."

Yuan's stern face instantly burst into a smile. A bald may want to be restrained, but he couldn't hold back his laughter. He can't hide his emotions. When he has a small temper, he has a small temper. If he wants to cry, he wants to cry. Similarly, when he is happy, he is ecstatic.

A bald smiled, turned his head, pretended to be unhappy and snorted hard, and said, "Bad Baba."

I just poked his little butt, but Ah Tu covered his butt to prevent me from poking. He said that he wanted to give away the diamond he dug with Zhizhi last time.

But there are a lot of teachers, and only one diamond, so Ah Tu invited Zhizhi to come and play with us often.

The author has something to say: I suddenly feel that the little reader is the same as the little A-bald.

When the glass slag was posted, a group of young readers squatted in the corner autistically: "Humph! Bad writer!"

When it was time for the candy to be made, they happily surrounded them and stretched out their little hands to pick up the candy.

Maybe some cherubs also have bald wings (bushi)

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