What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God’s Bathtub

Chapter 163: Extra seventeen

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Ephemeris 278 September 18 Sunny

Ah Tu's sleeping appearance was really bad. When the quilt was covering him and only his small head was exposed, he couldn't see anything wrong.

However, when he lifted the quilt, he would find that his body twisted into an enchanting curve, and his tail and claws were about to become entangled and knotted.

I woke Ah Tu and asked him to get up to make up for his homework.

Ah Tu hummed into my arms, closed his eyes and said coquettishly, "Baba, shall we get up later?"

He had to stay up all night to watch a cartoon last night, so I told him, you can watch it, but if you don't get up tomorrow, I will spank your ass.

It's really been a long time since I spanked Ah Bal's little ass. This stinky boy didn't spank for three days. He went to the house to uncover the tiles. I couldn't get used to him being lazy.

"Get spanked by me, or get up to make up your homework, you choose one."

A bald thought for a while, then turned around in my arms, facing me with his butt, and said awe-inspiringly, "Baba, hit me."

I have nothing to say.

Ruge couldn't help laughing when he saw it, and he said to Ah Tu, "A bald, do you know a story? There used to be a family where the couple had a precious son, and they pampered that son very much. Help him dress, wash his face, and feed him with food."

"That precious son was spoiled as a giant baby. He didn't work hard, and the grains were not divided. When he grew up, he still lay in a huge crib."

Ah Tu opened his eyes, looked at Ru Ge sleepily, yawned a little and asked, "Then what?"

"Then one day, the old couple was going to go away. They prepared a lot of biscuits and hung them around their precious son's neck. They told his son to eat biscuits with their heads down if they were hungry."

Ah Tu was almost awake, and when he heard this, he laughed and said, "I'm so lazy."

"As a result, the couple came back and found that their precious son was starved to death - he didn't even bother to lower his head." Ruge said and looked down at Ah Tu, and I also looked down at Ah Tu.

A bald also lowered his head, and could only see his white, soft little belly.

"... I'm not lazy. I will dress myself, wash my face, brush my teeth, and eat my own meals." Ah Tu protested.

"Just talk and don't do the fake handle style, Ah Tu, you said it so nicely, you can't even get up now." Ruge shook her head distrustfully.

This aggressive method made Ah Tu shudder to sit up, transform into a human figure with full energy, put on his own small clothes, and then ran to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face.

After washing, from the bathroom, half of his face appeared at us, and he asked expectantly, "Am I diligent?"

I told Abald to write homework diligently.

Yuan Jing's tiger ears, which were so erect, all drooped down in an instant, and Ah Tu walked out with his head down and said pitifully, "Baba, I wrote homework for so long yesterday, and my hands are so painful, can I have less today? Write something?"

I said to Ah Tu, no, your little tractor is gone.

After Ruge heard my conversation with Ah Tu, he started to tell a little story: "Once upon a time, there was a man who saw that the tiger was about to bite his butt, and he had to turn around and count the hairs on the tiger's mouth. —What a little drag."

Ah Tu quickly protested: "No, there is no tiger biting my ass! I am a tiger myself!"

I lifted Ah Bald up, "Tigers can spank your ass."

Like a deflated ball, Ah Tu pursed his lips and said, "That's great."

"Look at Bo Bo, Bo Bo has written all his homework. He can watch cartoons today, play games with Ruge, and make desserts. Look at us again, you haven't written your homework, and I have to supervise your homework. ." I flicked Abald's forehead.

"It's all your fault." I said to Abald.

A bald was picked up by me on the back of the neck, and his paws were paddling in the air, "It's all my fault," he said.

Then I got on Abald's little tractor again.

Ah Tu was tired of painting, so he handed me the little meat hand and said to me, "Baba, rub your hands."

I rubbed him perfunctorily for a while, but Ah Tu's hands were as soft as the little lotus roots. I rubbed my right hand, and when I was about to close it, Ah Tu hurriedly handed over his left hand, "I want this one too!"

He really knows how to enjoy it. Ah Tu enjoyed my massage, happily raised his tail, and said happily, "Baba, when you are old, I will rub your hands too."

I said don't wait until I'm old, you can massage me now.

A bald stuck for a moment and whispered: "Well, then, should I make up my homework first, or should I massage first?"

I am counting on Ah Tu to be filial to me, rather than expecting a massage chair. "Fix your homework, shut up."

A bald put his hand beside his mouth, made a zipper motion, and made up his homework quietly like a chicken.

However, he was quiet for no more than three minutes. After the three minutes passed, he began to babble: "Baba, why do I want to study art? I won't be a painter in the future. What's the use of studying art?"

I don't know how to answer him because I haven't studied art either.

After noticing my silence, Ah Tu began to talk incessantly: "I don't think music is useless, and I don't need to be a singer in the future!"

"Then what do you think is useful to learn?" I asked Ah Tu.

A bald eyeballs rolled around and looked at me brightly, "Learn math, learn interstellar language!"

"Why?" I continued.

"Because these will be used in life~" Ah Tu turned out to be a pragmatist.

I don't know what is the use of studying art and music, but if he can sing and draw, he has learned these. He looks very good when he sits next to me and draws design drawings, and he looks good when he sings to me.

I told Abald that learning makes us better people. "If Ah Tu doesn't learn this and doesn't learn, then why do I still like Ah Tu instead of liking Bo Bo?"

After hearing my words, Ah Tu immediately had a sense of crisis. He changed from a small tractor to a... a little faster.

"You are not allowed to give me the love you gave to my brother!" The little tractor shouted to me, the only passenger, as it moved forward.

"Well, it depends on your performance." I touched Ah Tu's little head and said to him.

Ephemeris 278 September 19 Light Rain

Ah Tu's homework has finally been made up, and our family decided to celebrate. Besides cooking a delicious meal, we are also going to watch a movie together.

At first we wanted to watch an animated movie, but while searching, A bald suddenly saw a horror movie.

The dark picture, the blood-red characters, and the white ghosts are floating. This distinctive style of painting immediately attracted Ah Du's attention.

"Baba, I want to watch this!" A bald pointed to the horror movie.

I told Ah Bald that this is a horror movie, not suitable for children, and even less suitable for cowards.

Ah Tu shouted: "I'm no longer a coward, I don't need you to accompany me when I go to the toilet at night~" I don't know what to show off about the fact that I don't need someone to accompany me to the toilet.

But Ah Tu wanted to see, if he didn't satisfy him, he would have to keep arguing in my ear, like a little monk reciting the scriptures, reciting the same thing over and over several times.

Just like that diary, he now asks two or three times a day: What the hell is that black? What's in there? Can you give me Kangkang

So I chose to ask everyone's opinions. If Ruge and Bobo don't want to watch it, then I'll accompany Ah Tu to watch it alone at night.

If the song says it's fine, Bo Bo nodded curiously.

So we turned on the optical brain together. In order to protect the physical and mental health of the children, when watching horror movies, the cubs could not choose immersive viewing, but could only watch flat projections.

Immersive viewing makes the viewer feel like they are there. I chose this way of watching the movie, and I didn't feel much fear. The horror and despair in the film were less than one-tenth of what I had experienced before.

Reality is the most ridiculous horror movie.

The tone of this film is dim, Ah Tu squeezed into my arms and murmured: "It's a bit dark..." His small paws were placed in my palms, and he was groping nervously.

I held his restless little paw, Ah Tu seemed to draw strength from my palm, his tail crossed his butt, and he sat in my arms watching a movie.

For a moment, I felt that Abald's fluffy little back was somewhat reliable. How to describe it

Small, round, but firm.

But these are my delusions.

"Ouch!!!" When a ghost appeared, I was not frightened by the movie, but was frightened by Ah Tu's shrill scream.

I took off my brain-optical glasses and found that Ah Tu in my arms burst into hair at some point, shivering and slumped in my arms, looking rather frightened.

Is it that scary

I reached out and wanted to touch Ah Bald's head, but when my fingertips just touched Ah Bal's hair, Ah Bal jumped out like a spring and jumped to the coffee table not far away, and then returned in shock. He turned his head and looked at us cowardly.

This is the first time I know that A Tu can jump so far. Ruge said to me, A bald looks like a good long jumper.

Ah Tu, who shouted to watch a horror movie, turned out to be the most frightening. In order to take care of the hairy little bald, we finally watched the animated movie again.

When I went to bed at night, my long-lost little paws woke me up. I opened my eyes and saw Ah Tu's wet blue eyes and the shivering little tiger whiskers, "Baba, go to the toilet with me." The little milky voice was trembling.

Sure enough, as Ru Ge said, fg can't stand, and it will fall when it stands.

I'm not surprised Ah Tu's cowardice, but what should he do if Ah Tu is so timid? How can he be a man in the future to protect Bo Bo

I looked at the round back of Ah Bald's head. He still doesn't know what I expect from him, so he can be a coward with peace of mind and ask for comfort in my arms.

Maybe people have to rely on, they will unconsciously seek help. When I was so old, I was helpless and could only rely on myself, so I had to strengthen my heart.

But Ah Tu... Even if he keeps being a coward, it doesn't matter. He can be a happy coward because of me.

Ephemeris 278 September 20 Sunny

Today we returned to Seventeen Stars. The small wooden hut in the purple woods has been uninhabited for nearly a month, and a nest of squirrels has grown.

The squirrels ate all the candy that Ah Tu had hidden under the bed, and Ah Tu angrily removed the food reserves of the uninvited guests—a pile of pine nuts.

Finally we buried those pine nuts in a pine forest not far away.

In the puddle I dug for him, Bo Bo harvested a lot of lively fat fish. So our lunch at noon turned into boiled fish. Although Ruge and Bobo are mermaids, this has nothing to do with them eating fish.

Our whole family loves fish.

A bald favorite way to eat is to sear the fish and squeeze lemon juice on it. Bobo likes to drink fish soup, milky fish soup. Ruge likes to eat braised fish. As for me, I like to eat as long as it is made by Ruge.

At first I didn't know how the fish got there because they were obviously sea fish. It wasn't until noon that I saw a bird with a big mouth flapping its wings and flying to the puddle and spit out the live fish in its mouth into the puddle, that I realized that those fish are also the reserve food for uninvited guests...

However, these uninvited guests are destined to lose their blood. After a month of hard work, they returned to before liberation.

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