What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God’s Bathtub

Chapter 20: Steal a kiss

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After a bottle of beer, He Ruge was already very drunk. He put down the bottle in a daze, and reached out to touch his reddened face.

very hot.

He Ruge muttered to himself, "I...I've been roasted..."

The nonsense was interrupted by a sudden wine burp, He Ruge touched his stomach in confusion, and hesitantly looked at the unopened bento.

too weird. Haven't eaten yet, but burp? Are you being happy

He Ruge smirked, and after laughing, he opened the still hot bento. No matter how full his stomach is, the bento must be eaten. He specially bought the most expensive bento. If it is wasted, his conscience will hurt.

He ate the bento one by one, and when He Ruge stood up, he was so top-heavy that he could barely stand still.

It's really strange, why is the room shaking, is there an earthquake? He Ruge walked blankly against the wall, staggered to the computer, and saw a bunch of unread messages from friends on Penguin.

Emotionless coding machine: "Congratulations on entering V!"

Emotionless code word machine: "Are you ready for the update that will burst your liver after entering V?! Don't forget that you said that after entering V, it will cost 10,000 days!"

The silent room, the midday sun, the wine-soaked heart somehow became sentimental.

Ruge: "Jiji, thank you for always supervising me, helping me read the manuscript, and helping me find the shortcomings of the article."

Bits and pieces of the past came to mind, and He Ruge typed: "Without you, I wouldn't be who I am today, good friends, we will walk together forever."

Emotionless code word machine: "...Fuck, what kind of machine, who is machine, are you stimulated or drunk?"

Song: "Jiji, I..."

Emotionless coding machine: "Don't call me Jiji!"

Ruge: "Jiji, I'm not drunk, I just drank a little beer."

Emotionless code word machine: "Ah - drunk people say they are not drunk, you are obedient, now go to bed and sleep."

Ruge: "But Jiji, I want to play a game."

Emotionless code word machine: "Ancestor, you are so drunk, what game are you playing?"

Ruge: "No one feeds the little white tiger, he will be hungry."

Emotionless codeword machine: "…Okay, you win, I allow you to play for half an hour, and after half an hour you must go to bed or I'll make wine-stuffed pigeons for your readers!"

He Ruge, who was approved, was very happy. He was so drunk that he had not forgotten to adjust the game time. He supported his drowsy head with one hand, and clicked the mouse with the other hand to feed the cubs.

There are only five cubs left now, and they were fed to the little white tiger at once.

The compartment on the 20th opened, and when his drunken eyes saw the little white tiger, they immediately opened wide. He Ruge leaned closer and looked at the little white tiger carefully, his nose was sticking to the screen, he laughed softly: "Baby, you are so cute."

The little white tiger sitting in the cotton nest trembled in shock and looked at He Ruge in shock.

He Ruge didn't click on the option of intimate interaction. He rubbed his sore temples, thinking that the frame on the bridge of his nose was too heavy, so he took off the glasses.

really weird.

Why are there two little white tigers on the screen

He Ruge rubbed his eyes and looked at her again. There were still two little white tigers. Both of those little white tigers had a "sunrise dog" expression on their faces. They were stunned and frightened. Jio generally moves around.

So cute.

He Ruge was laughed at. The two little white tigers are twice as cute, ah, he likes them.

"Two tigers, two tigers~run fast~run fast~"

The little white tiger sitting in the cotton nest shook his head like a rattle, as if he was looking at where the extra tigers were.

The fingertips tap the little white tiger's ears, "One has no ears~"

The bud-like tiger ear drooped down, and the blue eyes looked innocently and bewilderedly at the person in front of him.

"One without a tail~"

The slender fingers pointed to the tail like a dragonfly, and by the way, they also poked the chubby little butt. The little white tiger froze instantly, staring at He Ruge shyly and annoyed.

He Ruge smiled in a low voice, "It's weird~It's weird~"

He was so drunk that he forced himself to finish singing this lyric, and then fell asleep in front of the computer desk.

Last time in the bathroom, Xi Guican found that the number of surviving experimental subjects was very small. This time he listened to He Ruge to breastfeed other experimental subjects. Besides him, there were only four experimental subjects left.

The game should be speeding up. Xi Guican analyzed it calmly.

The Frost Plan will last for three months. If he doesn't speed up, he will be forced to experience the previous experience for three months. Even if there is a song, he will still feel extremely aggrieved.

Presumably the bugs encountered before are also loopholes in game acceleration.

The slightly sluggish footsteps stopped, and the iron door was slowly pushed open, revealing a... flushed face

The thin redness on his face has not faded, it is not the redness that comes from the heat after exercising, nor is he blushing because of shyness.

Indescribable color.

The white skin is dyed with pink like peach blossoms in March, the neck is light pink, and the light pink smudges all the way up, like a superposition, from the lips, to the tip of the nose, and then to the cheeks, as if flying red Xia, gorgeous to dazzling.

Xi Guican has always known that He Ruge is good-looking, clean enough not to be molested, good-looking so transparent, it seems that if he touches it more, it will smear the pure white.

But at this moment, the person in front of him has a completely different feeling.

Juicy red.

In addition to white... red unexpectedly suits him.

The body that was dyed red was soft and soft, and it was not easy to walk. When he walked in front of Xi Guican, all the movements were like playing in slow motion, but when He Ruge stood still, he suddenly leaned over. The action is astonishingly fast.

Carrying a scent of wine, He Ruge bent down and got close to Xi Guican without warning. When the flushed face instantly enlarged, Xi Guican was a little helpless, like a frightened little beast. The hair on the back will explode with the trembling nerves.

too close.

He was so close that he slammed into those slightly drunken black eyes without any defense, and the shimmering wet eyes seemed to be some kind of wine, sweet and addicting.

The hot air from the tip of the nose spit out on Xi Guican's face. It was the taste of wine, but it was different from ordinary wine. It was mixed with a subtle fragrance. In this floating fragrance, Xi Guican saw the red glowing red. His lips opened and closed, and the frivolous words with Weiming's excitement came over: "Baby, you are so cute."

Because of being drunk, the words are a little vague, but the word "baby" is clearly stated.

baby.

Xi Guican seemed to hear a loud bang in his head, which was the sweetness of the bang.

Those bright red lips opened and closed again, and the beautiful and beautiful bytes floated out briskly, like wine pouring down from a crystal cup. When the song poured into the eardrum, there was a kind of peaceful and inclusive energy that appeared with the song, as gentle as The wind, as tolerant as the sea, poured into Xi Guican's sea of spiritual consciousness little by little.

The sea of spiritual consciousness that was riddled with holes shook for a while, all the pain was swept away, and the damaged area was gently repaired. Xi Guican had never felt so peaceful and comfortable.

He seemed to have really become very small, turned into a little white tiger who couldn't stand still, and lay in a cradle that was rocking gently. Someone pushed the cradle and hummed an unknown tune.

A finger touched his ear, and the pinna of Xi Guican's touched auricle quickly burned red. He was a little angry, but he couldn't get angry, because the singing in his ear was too beautiful, and the sea of spiritual consciousness bathed in such a beautiful sound. The feeling of singing is too comfortable.

He almost forgets all the troubles in the world...

But the finger poked his ass again.

Xi Guican finally glared at the man who was too far ahead, the young man laughed, his wet eyelashes drooped slightly, like a butterfly struggling in a sleepy net, He Ruge blinked slowly, the speed of blinking became slower and slower, until the last , the closed eyelashes did not tremble again, he fell into a deep sleep as if he had no strength.

The singing also stopped abruptly.

If it weren't for the long-lost comfort and peace of the sea of spiritual consciousness, all this would be like a dream.

The deep and shallow aroma of wine is still floating in the air, and in the dim compartment, there are fine dust floating up and down in the silted shimmer.

The young man was lying on his side on the ground. He slept very deeply. Xi Guican saw that the thin red on the opponent's skin had not faded completely. Sweet.

Long, curly eyelashes, and a bright red lip color than usual.

The little white tiger approached as if being seduced, and lightly touched the young man's cheek with his paw, the warm... The little paw shrank back like an electric shock.

But after a while, the little white tiger carefully lowered his head again, he held his breath, and mysteriously—

kissed the lips.

is sweet.

It is sweeter than fruit candy, and intoxicating, with an undissipated wine flavor, which is intoxicating.