What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God’s Bathtub

Chapter 26: you are mine

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The crow calmed down from the mad state, he stared blankly ahead, his pupils had no focus.

crow

[…I remembered, I am Wu Yunlan.]

A row of tears streamed down, wetting the crow's black feathers.

crow

[Thank you for waking me up. In return, I can do one thing for you within my ability.]

[You awakened Wu Yunlan's memory and received the reward "Crow's Repayment"]

[Name]: Crow's Retribution

[Quality]: Rare

[Evaluation]: Killing a person, opening a door... There are many things that crows can do

"Instructions for use: type your wish in the dialog box"

"Restriction: If you don't have enough human hearts, you can only make one wish that is within the crow's ability."

A dialog box appears.

He Ruge first looked for the crow, only hoping to get the crow's permission to open the door, but now this great opportunity is in front of him, it would be too wasteful to only ask such a simple request.

Find out about the god assist of side quests!

Worried that the game's intelligence is not high and cannot understand overly complicated content, He Ruge tries to express it in a simplified language. After typing the wish in the dialog box, click the mouse to confirm.

you

[I want to take No. 19, No. 20, and Golden Python to see the starry sky.]

The crow seemed to have heard something incredible, he shook his head and looked at He Ruge in surprise.

crow

[… as you wish.]

He Ruge let out a long sigh of relief after getting the crow's promise. He looked at the time and found that he had been addicted to the game for more than an hour, which was almost beyond his stipulated daily game time.

Good times are always short...

He Ruge quit the game, locked himself in the little black house of the codeword software, locked 2,000 words, and after he came out of the little black house, He Ruge opened the author forum to find fish, and a magical post floated on the forum homepage.

#Tentacle monster online crazy#

landlord

№0

Woohoo, I'm really so excited right now, I can't help but want to post a post to celebrate, and then everyone will treat me as farting.

You can call me Tentacle Monster, literally, my speed is 10,000 per hour. This speed of 10,000 per hour is not my typing limit is 10,000, but my brain speed is 10,000 words. I have been writing for ten years without stopping, from the beginning of the bullshit to the now barely able to read.

Before I came into contact with online articles, I actually always felt inferior, because my appearance was not as good as my friends around me. Most of my friends were in the entertainment industry. I was average in appearance and poor in acting skills. After he came out, he was scolded with blood by the audience.

I can't eat this bowl of rice in the entertainment industry, and God doesn't reward it. I thought this might be my life, and I retired from the circle bleakly, and it was abandoned for a long, long time.

One day I accidentally came into contact with an online article. At that time, I just thought it was interesting, and I opened a hole on a whim. However, what I didn’t expect was that this was a turning point in my life and destiny.

I got the love of my first reader in my life.

Pure liking, irrelevant to color, irrelevant to interests, this is what we monsters have been striving for, the most pure and pure power of belief.

I was stupid at the time, and I'm not afraid of your jokes. Although I am a tentacle monster, I only had four tentacles that were active at the beginning, and the other four were always regarded as decorations due to lack of energy. However, after gaining that little bit of faith, my fifth tentacle actually reacted a bit.

I hugged my four fat tentacles and cried so hard that I didn’t have any talent, I didn’t have any acting skills, I didn’t have any writing skills. It can make me break 10,000 per hour easily.

I've been on the street for eight years, and I've changed countless vests. This year, it suddenly became popular! Every day, even if you don't code words, there is a steady stream of faith. It turns out that heaven rewards hard work. Not to mention I'm really excited, I'm going to celebrate 100,000 a day!

№1

I thought it was a sexy landlord online code word

№2

There is everything in a dream, it's good to be a tentacle monster

№3

Insert a floor, 649/6000, is the landlord spelling

№4

Hahaha is this post so stupid

№5

Landlord, what TV series did you act in, come and listen

Different from everyone in Hahaha, after He Ruge carefully browsed the post, the hand pushing the frame almost didn't hold the frame steady.

I thought this post was real

He Ruge thought of the red lines that appeared mysteriously on his body. These red lines had impacted his worldview to pieces. He Ruge accepted the settings of "monsters" and "gaining faith through writing".

He put his penguin trumpet in the post and left a message: "Lord, I have recently developed mysterious red lines on my thighs and ankles. These red lines can increase my luck value. For example, game props can always be drawn. A rare item, it glows and heats up whenever it runs, I'm confused about these red stripes, can you add your penguin to communicate in detail?"

He Ruge waited anxiously after replying to the post. The landlord did not show up. He/she may have really been on the wild day. However, many people who eat melons have responded to He Ruge's posts, such as:

"Surprised, did you post a post about the strange disease being a golden finger?! It's been so long, have you still not taken medicine?"

"The green post is so green that it has a beginning and an end. Serve."

"Hahahaha, this floor master, do you want to claim the koi spirit?"

"Kiss, the suggestion here is to take the medicine early, it won't be good to stay on the Penguin."

He Ruge: "… "

I'm not sick, really.

He Ruge, who was ridiculed by the group, left the forum as quiet as a chicken. After lunch, he logged into the game and fed nutrient solution to the experimental subjects in the game.

The little white tiger is in good condition, while the little rabbit and the golden python are in very bad condition.

The golden python refuses to eat.

golden python

[Eating is a burden to me. If I don’t eat, I may be able to live longer.]

The golden python spoke weakly, and his energy was like a gossamer. He Ruge suddenly remembered that when he was doing the side quest of "The Mysterious Infirmary", there was a blood-red fifteen-minute countdown hanging on the screen.

When the side quest "Looking at the Starry Sky Together" came out, He Ruge was a little fortunate that there was no clear time limit for the task. Even if he knew that the golden python had no time, he had to hurry up to do the task, but this sense of urgency was not as strong as the countdown to the second.

Now he finds himself wrong, horribly wrong.

Unknown is the most terrifying, side quests without a clear deadline, like the sword of Damocles hanging on the head, maybe the sword will fall down in the next second, cutting off the last hope.

He Ruge used the "Universal Medical Spray" and sprayed it again on the wound of the golden python. He wanted to make this big snake feel better before it died.

golden python

[Thank you, but don't waste precious medicine on dying people, it's not worth it.]

Unlike the golden python, which refused to eat, the little rabbit was overeating. After drinking one bottle of nutrient solution, he drank the second bottle. After eating two bottles, he was still hungry.

19

[Hungry, hungry... I'm so hungry, I still want it.]

He Ruge was a little embarrassed for a while. In the game, the bunny's abdomen was obviously bulging. If he drank another bottle, He Ruge was worried that his belly would explode.

number 20

[Don't give him a drink, if he drinks too much nutrient solution, he will die.]

The little white tiger stopped He Ruge.

Although the little rabbit was a little crying bag, he was very sensible. Little Baihu and He Ruge didn't let him drink the nutrient solution. Instead of crying, he hugged his long rabbit ears and licked his own fur.

After licking the fur, the little rabbit looked melancholy at his bulging belly and muttered that he was hungry.

Looking at the distressed bunny, He Ruge suddenly understood what meant that the child was sick and the parents were heartbroken. He temporarily coaxed the bunny with a fruit candy.

Why do I feel hungry, is it the sequelae of the transplanted worm wings? But why did the little white tiger not appear in this situation

He Ruge was puzzled, he clicked on the status of the little white tiger.

[Like]: No. 20 likes you very much, favorability 82

[Unawakened]: No one has found out that No. 20 is a little monster, except you

little monster.

This game has made it clear that the little white tiger is a little monster from the very beginning, but now it's the second experiment, and He Ruge only found the little white tiger to be cute.

There is also this favorability level, which is only the second experiment. The favorability level has reached 82. It’s too strange. The main task requires an excellent favorability level of 90. There are still 8 favorability points, and you can brush to the excellent value. This is totally unreasonable.

Is it really so easy to get a favorability rating above 90

He Ruge vaguely felt that this game was holding back a big move.

It's been a long time since I had a conversation with Little White Tiger, and I clicked the [Conversation] in the intimate interaction.

number 20

[Roaring "I'm fine"]

[Aw "Don't worry too much, sometimes death is a relief"]

[No. 20 wants to comfort you, but he is not very good at comforting people]

[Number 20 is annoyed by his clumsy comfort]

The little white tiger's blue eyes dimmed, his tail wrapped around his four claws, and he stared at his claws silently.

At this moment, He Ruge really wanted to touch the little head of the little white tiger.

The little white tiger suddenly raised his head, his blue eyes were shining, his expression was firm, and he walked resolutely towards He Ruge, a small paw rested on He Ruge's palm, the little white tiger turned sideways, the fluffy tiger tail gently It fell into He Ruge's palm.

number 20

[Aw, will you be happier when I touch your tail? 』]

[Play Tail](Unlocked)

He Ruge's eyes softened for a moment, he looked at the uncomfortable little white tiger, and said softly, "Yes."

Click [Play Tail] with the mouse.

The slender hand touched the tail carefully. Different from He Ruge's stubborn hands and feet, the little tail was much more generous and enthusiastic. The tip of the snow-white tail was wagging. song heart.

number 20

[No. 20's tail wraps around your fingers]

[Roaring "You are mine"]

He Ruge's heart trembled slightly.

Well, you are mine too, you are my little cutie.

After interacting with Little White Tiger, He Ruge is full of love for the game again. The game abused him thousands of times, and he treated the game like his first love.

He Ruge remembered that he had not checked the rare items he had drawn before, so he took out the "Fate Card" from his backpack.

[Name]: Fate Card

"Restriction: Although it can only be used once, fate can be changed"

This card is a prophecy. It is very precious at first sight, and there is no restriction on the use of candidates. He can use the fate card to predict the future of one of the little rabbits, little white tigers, golden pythons and even crows.

I just don't know how detailed the results predicted by the fate card are. Will it be detailed to the reason why the character died

The plot line of the game is complicated and confusing. If he can know the fate line of a game character, he may be able to avoid some misfortunes, so be sure to decide who to predict and the timing of the prediction.

Does he want to use it now? Who to use

The little white tiger is the target of the game. Regarding the fate of the little white tiger, it was briefly mentioned at the beginning of the game. From a small monster to a big monster, it destroyed everything in Xinghai Orphanage.

Little White Tiger will encounter difficulties, but difficulties will definitely not defeat him.

There is a high probability that the ending of the golden python will be death from illness. This kind of ending has been guessed, and there is no need to waste props. As for the bunny, even if the bunny dies, he can use the pokeball to catch the bunny.

And the crow... After the crow's repayment is over, there is no bond between him and the crow, and the crow's fate line has nothing to do with him.

At present, everyone seems to have no need to use "Fate Cards". He Ruge was afraid that he would miss someone, so he counted the characters that appeared in the game with his fingers.

Weasel, little white tiger, little rabbit, scorpion, drug-seeking rat, crow, golden python...

crow

[Shark, come out, I have something to tell you.]

Opening the door of room 214, the crow shouted to He Ruge.

He Ruge, who recalled the character, was stunned, yes, he missed a character, and this character is himself in the game—

shark.

Destiny cards have no restrictions on who they can use. Since anyone can use them, so can "sharks".

There is no character's fate line that is more important than the "shark". This game has arranged an ending for each game character, so what is the fate line of the shark

He Ruge couldn't calm down his excitement. He entered "shark" in the name column just like he was trying to find out "who is the murderer" in the text.

Click OK with the mouse.

The dark purple fate card began to rotate, and the mysterious and bright starlight shrouded the card.

[Identity]: shark

[Luck]: Koi Fate, Auspicious Talent, Profound Fortune

Those with this kind of luck will turn bad luck into good luck, disaster will be auspicious, good fortune will last long, healthy and virtuous, with a harmonious disposition, appropriate in movement and stillness, seeking name and name, seeking profit and benefit, and prosperous IKEA.

[Joke]: What you lose is nothingness, what you have is the future

He Ruge: "???"

Why is it a lot of things, this is not what he imagined.

He Ruge turned off the Fate card interface, walked out of room 214, and the operator followed behind the crow.

The crow brought He Ruge to the staff dormitory with a solemn expression.

crow

[I told you before that the door at the end of this corridor cannot be opened. I'm going to open that door for you tonight, the world behind the door is amazing, you just keep going up and you'll reach a place where you can see the stars. I can only give you half an hour, and within half an hour you must come back.]

[If you can't come back, then stay there forever.]

Xi Guican looked at the golden python before the dripping water entered, and then turned to look at the bunny with a bulging belly. He closed his eyes and smelled the dead breath in the air.

After tonight, the golden python and the little rabbit should be dead.

The death of the golden python was expected. There were three kinds of worm wings in his body. The worm wings were the core of the power of the zerg. Before the transplant was successful, they showed no mercy to the new host, and would frantically absorb the nutrients in the host's body. . Only after the transplant is successful, will they be concerned about the health of the new host and restrain themselves.

The power of the three different worm wings gathers together, they will compete fiercely, eat frantically, and no one will allow themselves to get the least nutrients.

So the death of the golden python was doomed very early.

The dead experimental body is worthless, but the experimental body that is successfully transplanted, even if it is a crow transplanted with inferior insect wings, is comparable to the intermediate soldiers of the Federation.

A mid-level fighter who knows how to use armor and is excellent in single combat.

It takes more than ten years for the Federation to cultivate an excellent intermediate warrior, during which a lot of money and teachers are invested.

However, the experimental bodies produced in batches of transplantation experiments are different, with low investment and high return. The biggest cost of this experiment is the transportation cost of raw materials, because Star Wars provides almost everything—

Zerg corpses on the battlefield, orphans homeless because of Star Wars.

Zerg is a Zerg with high force and low intelligence. Their worm wings can break through the hard combat armor, and the worm wings are the core of their strength. Even if 99 experimental subjects in "Wings of Death" die once, as long as one survives, the experiment will return to its original value.

Because insect wings can be used multiple times.

Because orphans are endless.

In times of war, human life is always the least valuable thing.

The little white tiger was a little tired. He lay in the cotton nest of the iron cage and quietly watched He Ruge.

The young man squatted in front of the little rabbit, frowning in embarrassment, wondering if he should feed the third bottle of nutrient solution to the other party.

"You can't give him a drink. If he drinks too much nutrient solution, he will die." Xi Guican stopped.

Higher worm wings need too many nutrients, their appetite is a bottomless pit, and they will instigate the host to eat and eat frantically. The hunger that is carved into the bone marrow will always exist and torture until the worm wings are completely integrated into the body.

Xi Guican was also hungry at this time. He clearly drank a bottle of nutrient solution, but his stomach was still empty, as if he had been hungry for three days and three nights. string.

But yeah...

When he saw the person in front of him and looked at those gentle and compassionate black eyes, the pervasive hunger suddenly disappeared.

Don't worry, don't worry.

Little White Tiger wanted to smooth He Ruge's frown.

"I'm fine." I'm fine, so you don't have to worry about me.

Ah, but what you're more worried about now seems to be the little rabbit on the 19th.

The little white tiger said dryly: "Don't worry too much, sometimes death is a relief."

The people in front of me are still not happy.

Xiao Baihu is irritable and blames himself. He knows how to hurt others, but he doesn't know how to comfort an injured person. What life has taught him has always been to hurt, to overcome violence with violence, not to be gentle.

He is like an ant on a hot pan, eager to circle around the person in front of him. What do you like about songs

Little White Tiger thought hard.

- seems to like me.

— Love my paws.

— Love my tail.

The little white tiger took the initiative to put his tail into the hands of the person in front of him, and asked uncertainly, "I will touch your tail for you, will you be happier?"

The young man in front of him laughed, and the smile spread from the corners of his eyes.

The little white tiger stared blankly at the young man's smiling eyes, he couldn't help but hooked the man with his tail, as if he was hooking this happiness together.

"you are mine."

His empty soul was satisfied.

A feeling of food that was finally full washed his body and mind.