What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God’s Bathtub

Chapter 76: Double cultivation method

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[Game Account]: "Xi Guican" or "He Ruge"

[Login or not]: "Yes" or "No"

[Drip-Identified a small koi]

[Authentication is successful, I wish you a happy game!]

The whole-hearted pink game interface has a progress bar:

[Perfect degree of merit]: 30%

"Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, and saving Xi Guican alone, the merit is boundless."

[Dear player, your training task is to influence Xi Guican with love, and the rewards of the task are many. In order to help players complete the task, this game has realized the barrier-free conversion of language for you, and provided the interstellar identity and double cultivation method. Every time you complete a level, there will be rich rewards]

[Double repair progress]: Not getting started

[Tier 1]: Passing the breath with lips

[Second tier]: rubbing the ears and temples

[Third tier]: Be honest with each other

[Fourth Level]: Blending with water and milk

[Fifth tier]: Unity of spirit and flesh

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He Ruge: "???"

What is this broken game talking about?

He subconsciously wanted to turn off the game interface, for fear that Xi Guican would see his game with a sudden change in style.

The light brain has a split-screen mode, Xi Guican was carefully browsing the content of the light screen in front of him, and when he noticed He Ruge's gaze, he raised his head like a child asking for praise: "I'm helping you choose daily necessities, You may have to choose the clothes yourself, I'm afraid you don't like what I choose."

He Ruge breathed a sigh of relief and forced a guilty smile, "Excuse me." At this moment, he began to think that Xi Guican's request of "only visible to himself" was a wise decision.

"No trouble, you can go to the virtual mall to try on clothes." Since having holographic technology, you can directly try on clothes online, but this can't avoid the situation that the real object does not match the virtual product, because the merchant will quietly beautify the virtual product. .

The virtual mall can project clothes onto the body and add makeup on the models' faces.

Xi Guican used to have no interest in shopping. He thought that clothes were just things to cover the body, and it would be the same for everything. After all, he turned into a beast, and he was a big white tiger with the wind blowing his balls.

However, when it comes to choosing clothes for He Ruge, Xi Guican has ignited endless enthusiasm. "Do you like this one?" Xi Guican asked, pointing to the off-white casual clothes.

The clothes projected on He Ruge are very simple and elegant styles. It is said that people rely on clothes. However, after He Ruge put on this dress, which was not very colorful, it suddenly became more attractive.

This is the charm from dress up games.

Xi Guican looked at He Ruge inexplicably. As a collocation novice who has never paid attention to fashion, he chose a pair of jeans without a teacher. Although He Ruge is a walking hanger, she looks good in anything. But Xi Guican is still deeply intoxicated by her beautiful collocation—

Look how nice the clothes I chose.

Look, the people I like look good in anything.

He Ruge didn't choose clothes, "It's okay." Then he saw Xi Guican waving and buying all the casual clothes in the store.

He Ruge: "!!!"

He seemed to have seen an astonishing number.

He Ruge hurriedly grabbed Xi Guican's prodigal hand, and said quickly and earnestly, "Does this support refunds? I only need two or three pieces."

What is money? Can you eat?

Xi Guican turned a deaf ear: "Look at this pair of shoes, what do you think? Do you like it?" Maybe he will buy accessories for He Ruge. The person he likes must be armed to the teeth.

He Ruge said without looking at it, "No, I don't like it." Then Xi Guican bought all the shoes except that pair.

He Ruge seemed to hear the sound of blood dripping from his heart. He grabbed both Xi Guican's hands to ensure that the other party would not take the opportunity to do anything to burn money. He Ruge's strength was very small, and Xi Guican could easily break free, but he didn't. There was obviously no mood swings on that handsome face, but the innocent blue eyes seemed to say "Ah, I was caught".

"There is no need to buy so many shoes, I can't wear them all in my life." He Ruge said from the bottom of his heart.

"It's only a few hundred pairs if you're done wearing them," Xi Guican replied sincerely.

He Ruge: "… "

"But I really shouldn't have bought so many." Before He Ruge's relieved smile appeared, he heard Xi Guican's next words: "It may not be popular in a while."

He Ruge was relieved that the repeated changes in the expression of condemnation were too obvious, Xi Guican couldn't help but raised the corners of his lips, Ling Lie's blue eyes became extremely soft. He gently squeezed He Ruge's soft hand, like some kind of intimacy with a large dog: "He Ruge, I want to spend money for you, and spend money to buy happiness."

"In this world, apart from you, no one can sell happiness to me."

He Ruge: "... ugh."

It turns out that my happiness is so valuable, be careful that I sell it until you go bankrupt.

He Ruge is not used to accepting too much kindness from others. Besides clothes, is it going to accumulate dust after buying so much?

"If you can get a refund, return the clothes. Keep at most ten pieces. If there are more, I will write down the money and make money to pay you back in the future." At He Ruge's strong request, Xi Guican ran off to refund the money. , When refunding the money, he quietly defended: "I'm not short of money."

"It's shameful to waste." He Ruge said quietly.

The criticized Xi Guican was a little embarrassed, but soon his blue eyes lit up again, "Do you remember the green dinosaur pajamas you wore to me in the game?"

He Ruge suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart.

Those blue eyes looked at him expectantly, "I also want to see you in this kind of pajamas now."

He Ruge: "… "

Xi Guican searched for animal pajamas and found all kinds of bizarre and shameful pajamas, such as sexy bunny pajamas with only a few pieces of fabric, tattered wild leopard cat pajamas, and even two chirping snakeskin pajamas... The cute pajamas of the little dinosaur type are actually the most conservative in style.

"Which one do you like?" Xi Guican said eagerly, "Why don't we buy them all."

He Ruge, a thrifty housekeeper, shook his head firmly. He pointed to the thick black bear pajamas and said, "That's it, this one has a lot of hair and is cost-effective."

Xi Guican could only buy the black bear pajamas with regret. When He Ruge was not paying attention, he secretly added other pajamas to the shopping cart.

After buying some daily necessities, Xi Guican prepares to buy light brains for He Ruge. There are many types of light brains in the world. Xi Guican is used to using ring light brains, so when he subconsciously recommends He Ruge, he is also a ring light brain.

In the interstellar age, the ring has nothing to do with marriage. The ring is a symbol of power, wealth and class.

There are two factions in interstellar politics, one is dove and the other is hawk. The dove focuses on finance and the hawk focuses on military. There are twenty seats in Parliament, ten doves and ten hawks. When members of parliament are present in parliament, they all wear rings.

The dove's ring is a silver ring. The more feathers, the higher the status of the dove. Hawks are black rings.

Back then, the doves and hawks handed an olive branch to Xi Guican, but Xi Guican refused. He didn't want to join any faction, because joining a faction would give him the illusion of a "caged bird". Maybe that's not an illusion, rights and imprisonment are the same.

"What do you think of this ring-like light brain?" Xi Guican picked out a light brain similar to the one he was wearing, and asked He Ruge enthusiastically.

Looks like silver, simple and elegant, just like... a wedding ring.

He Ruge hesitated for a moment, then said softly, "It's okay."

Xi Guican bought it without saying a word, "The logistics is very fast, these things should arrive after two stars. With the light brain, you can log in to the star network, and the star network needs to be registered with a real identity, but don't worry, I'll take you to the Interstellar Identity Authentication Center to help you do an identity authentication."

He Ruge said hesitantly: "The game seems to have provided me with an interstellar identity. By the way, it also provides me with the ability to switch languages." Only then did He Ruge realize that the words on the screen were all he had never seen before. The text, but just now he was able to understand without any obstacle.

Including talking to Xi Guican, he felt that he spoke Chinese, but his language seemed to be converted into Interstellar by a mysterious force.

Hearing that, Xi Guican used his own authority to inquire about He Ruge's identity, and he did find "He Ruge", which was so powerful that he could easily change the information on Xingxing.com, which did not surprise Xi Guican too much.

Because I have been in contact with this game for a period of time, it seems that there is nothing that the game can't do, and it is omnipotent to the existence of the God of Creation.

"I think we should exchange information. What does your game interface look like?" He Ruge said lightly: "My game interface is to let me save a lot of people."

Xi Guican also said without changing his face: "It's a coincidence, my game also asks me to save people and protect the world."

In this game information exchange, this game sounded a lot taller in an instant, from a love development game to a hero development game with the responsibility of saving the world.

He Ruge couldn't help but start to spurn his own game mode. He felt that his first thoughts must have been dishonest, and he was attracted by the male god in military uniform. Before crossing the road, he watched the "learning video" again, which made the humanized game system mistakenly think that he likes this kind of tune and tailor it for him. Made a new game.

"Have we bought almost everything?" Xi Guican asked.

The underwear knotted around the waist felt too strong, He Ruge sneered: "I suddenly remembered that I still have some things I haven't bought yet."

"What is it?"

"… panties."

"… Oh."

Before playing Taobao's He Ruge, he looked at Xi Guican's operation page and had a general idea of ​​how to use it. This time he went to search for underwear.

First on the search list is frequent purchases.

Frequently bought: Tail wrap briefs

Comments: Comfortable underwear specially designed for people with long tails, releasing the tail is to release nature, we do not need to suppress ourselves. Tail-wrap underwear, customized waistline, you can wrap your one-meter-long, two-meter-long, three-meter-long, and four-meter-long tails around your waist!

He Ruge: "… "

No wonder the panties on him are so big... so big that his masculinity makes him feel inferior.

For cats, showing their tails when they transform into human form is often regarded as a symbol of strong sexual desire. Because the tail is very sensitive, especially the base of the tail, conservative and shy cats will not show their tails when they transform into humanoids.

Xi Guican: "…"

No, I just love freedom all my life.

When He Ruge was shopping for underwear, he raised his head and glanced at Xi Guican who was sitting beside him, and found that his ears were quietly red.