What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God’s Bathtub

Chapter 78: Bald wit

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The muscles on Xi Guican's handsome face were tense, and the thin lips were pursed into a straight line. As the blue eyes gradually deepened, a silent and solemn atmosphere spread.

This situation is a dilemma. Rejection will definitely make He Ruge sad, and if he agrees, it may make He Ruge even more sad.

The brain is running fast.

If you want to refuse, you can make up a lot of reasons, but there is no airtight wall in the world, paper can't hold fire after all, if He Ruge breaks it down in the end, he will not only lose face, but also the trust between He Ruge and He Ruge. will be destroyed.

This will be the biggest crisis in my balding career, Xi Guican thought. He faced He Ruge's gaze, just like when he went to Star Wars alone, he was under a huge pressure that could drive anyone crazy—

Go and create miracles!

The blue eyes suddenly burst into a dazzling brilliance, Xi Guican clenched his fists and looked at He Ruge with a burning gaze, he figured it out, he came up with a perfect solution.

pajamas!

Human figures have pajamas, but animal figures actually have pajamas! He can immediately buy a series of fluffy pajamas that He Ruge will definitely like, buy a dozen sets, and wrap his bald parts tightly.

God, I'm just a genius. Xi Guican intoxicated himself with self-praise.

The long silence made He Ruge restless. Just when he wondered if he had said the wrong thing, the man in front of him suddenly agreed: "Of course."

After Xi Guican finished speaking, he quickly turned on the light brain to order a series of giant pajamas, and the pajamas would arrive within two stars, so his current task was to "drag" and sleep with He Ruge after two stars.

What could be more procrastinating in the middle of the night than talking all night long about the ideals of life, the past, and the future

Divide big problems into small ones to solve, and the pressure is instantly relieved a lot. The smile on Xi Guican's face resumed. He rested his head on He Ruge's shoulder, played with He Ruge's hand like a work of art, and said, "I'm still in good spirits and don't want to sleep. We'll wait for the delivery to arrive. After unpacking the courier, go to sleep, okay?"

To be honest, Xi Guican's head was really heavy, He Ruge patted the other's big head, "How long will it take for the courier to arrive?"

"The slowest time is two stars." As if afraid that He Ruge would not agree, Xi Guican quickly added: "I want to sleep with you in pajamas, I just bought pajamas suitable for animal shape, the wool of those pajamas Also a lot, very soft."

"...It's also very cute." Xi Guican, who had lost face, went out and said.

It's okay to pretend to be cute in order to hide the fact that you are bald.

A big white tiger in a cute plush pajamas

He Ruge was moved, and he was full of infinite patience: "Okay, then let's go to sleep when the delivery arrives." What a touching speed for the delivery that can arrive in two hours. He Ruge, who hardly stayed up late, was tempted by the plush, and decided to give up his life to accompany the gentleman this time, staying up until two o'clock before going to bed.

Xi Guican, who had solved the serious troubles of his confidants, breathed a sigh of relief and began to think about topics.

The game told him to establish a good image in the hearts of lovers. This game specially tailored a "male god image" for Xi Guican, and the label is young and promising, handsome and rich, and the blade of the Federation. Young and handsome have been known by He Ruge, and Xi Guican thinks it's time to show his wealth.

"He Ruge, do you know? Actually, I have a lot of money. I can buy you anything you want. You don't have to save me money." Xi Guican raised her head, her bright blue eyes looking eagerly at He Ru Songs are like a peacock doing its best to show off.

He Ruge: "… oh."

I'm sorry, but I suddenly felt a little hatred for the rich in my heart.

He Ruge's bland reaction was completely different from what Xi Guican expected in his heart. Xi Guican grabbed He Ruge's hand in confusion, "The planet we are on now belongs to me, aren't you happy?"

He Ruge was amused, he pinched Xi Guican's face and asked, "Why should I be happy?"

"Mine is yours, and my money is yours." Xi Guican wanted to say a lot, but he couldn't express it clearly for a while.

"Do you mean that you can take care of me and support me for a lifetime, so that I can live without food and clothing, and enjoy all the glory and wealth?" He Ruge stared at the person in front of him with a smile in his eyes.

Xi Guican nodded vigorously.

"If I were a rice bug, then I would be crazy happy. I would hug your golden thigh for the rest of my life, and I would never let go." The fingertips stroked Xi Guican's high brow bone, softly. The touch is like an unstoppable wind.

"But if I were a rice bug, I wouldn't be able to wait for you to take care of me. In our world, someone has offered me these conditions. Gui Can, I know you like me and want to be nice to me, but There are thousands of ways to be good to a person, not necessarily to give a lot of money, but to be good to me." The thumb fell on Xi Guican's cheekbones, the slightly closed black eyes were gentle, and the voice was gentle of.

He said softly: "I have a career that I like and want to fight for my whole life. In addition to my career, I also like you. I want to have an equal relationship with you without any disputes over interests."

He Ruge's gentleness is unique. Listening to his voice, he will think of some beautiful sentences, such as "Watching the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, and the sky is full of clouds." These are all things that Xi Guican does not have.

"I can't deal with things that are too complicated. If there are too many components in one thing, I can easily mess everything up. So I want to have a relationship with you, not about money, just about love. "

"It seems that we haven't officially confirmed our relationship before. So now I'll ask you, Gui Can, would you like to have a relationship with me from now on?"

Xi Guican was stunned.

It turns out that their relationship only started now? Is it really just a father-son relationship between the hugs and hugs at the beginning

But no matter how many mixed thoughts surfaced, when he saw He Ruge's gentle and affectionate black eyes, the deepest joy in his heart was pulled straight out, as if the tentacles of small insects were scratching his heart. Xi Guican thought, if He Ruge was a rice bug, then he would be willing to pile up a mountain of rice and let He Ruge stay here and not leave.

If he is a diligent little bee, then he will grow a sea of flowers. In the honey created by He Ruge, there will be a sweetness that he provides.

"I do." With bright blue eyes and red auricles, Xi Guican said, "I remember you as a writer, right?" He once served as a guardian knight for He Ruge.

"Not a writer, just a writer. How did you know?" He Ruge asked in surprise.

Xi Guican looked at He Ruge quietly, he knew that he could tell He Ruge at this time, that the troll thing was solved by him. He Ruge may be very moved.

But in the end he didn't say anything.

That incident is a bad memory, and He Ruge will definitely feel unhappy when he thinks of it. Even if this kind of unhappiness was only a little bit, he didn't want it to appear in He Ruge.

"The game told me. Are the bedtime stories you told me in the game all your work?" Xi Guican still remembers the stories in "The Ugly Duckling".

"It wasn't written by me, how could I have written such a good story. It was written by a great writer on Earth, his name is Andersen."

"But you read it well." Xi Guican said seriously: "Don't you want to start your own business? You can also write stories on Xingwang. In fact, I think you can read them."

"The voice of a mermaid is the best sound in the world. When you inject energy into your vocal cords, every word you say will have a demagogic power." The reason why Xi Guican knows so much is that it is a game In the character board provided in , the detailed explanation of the [Qing] of the voice told him.

He Ruge touched his Adam's apple subconsciously, "How to instill energy?" He Ruge smeared these things. Not to mention using the energy in his body, he didn't even know how to absorb the energy in the energy spar.

"This is related to the cultivation technique." Xi Guican frowned and said, "I don't know the cultivation technique of the mermaid family."

In fact, not only did Xi Guican not know about it, but also the monsters on Earth. The mermaid family is already a legendary existence, and after the earth's aura is exhausted, those exercises that can only operate by absorbing the aura are all invalidated, and very few of the exercises of monsters in ancient times have survived until now.

In Xi Guican's memory, there are only exercises suitable for Qiongqi's cultivation. The exercises he cultivates are too overbearing and not suitable for He Ruge. "It would be great if you could find a suitable exercise for you."

He Ruge was silent after hearing the word "Cultivation Technique", because he suddenly remembered the double cultivation technique provided by the game. This broken game is really caring, it's a no-brainer.

He Ruge originally decided not to practice the double cultivation technique when he was killed, and thought he didn't use it. But at this moment, his thoughts began to waver. Because He Ruge's current situation is that there is an empty treasure mountain, but there is no way to get started.

In this case, the advantage of turning into a youkai would not show up at all.

Actually... the double cultivation practice seems to be nothing. As long as he doesn't cultivate to the last level, no, no, no, he just needs to cultivate to the first level, enter the door, learn how to absorb energy, and use energy.

The first level is [passing the breath with lips], this sounds like nothing, it is not that he and Xi Guican have not kissed before, they have kissed twice, is it possible that the third time will lose a piece of meat

He Ruge's bottom line moved back little by little, and he felt his conscience was actually heartbroken. After all, He Ruge has become a monster, and he also wants to have some magical abilities as a monster. Who didn't have the dream of flying into the sky as a child

But it sounds like what he said to Xi Guican before was very bitch... He just said to Xi Guican justly and righteously that he wanted to have a relationship that only talked about love, and now he has attached double cultivation.

Seeing He Ruge's tangled expression, Xi Guican hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?"

He Ruge was a little hard to say: "...Actually, this game has prepared a double cultivation technique for me."

Xi Guican: "...!!!"

Double cultivation practice? ! Is it the kind of double-cultivation practice that can make two people strip naked and defeat the phoenix every day, singing and singing happily like a fairy? !

what! I can! I really can! ! !

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Xi Guican: Is there anything better to kill time in the middle of the night than talking about life and ideals

Author Jun: Sports on the Mat

This small dictionary:

Bald as it comes: Describes the existing risks of online dating, such as the sudden arrival of Xi Guican's bald hair