What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God’s Bathtub

Chapter 80: Hair transplant program

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"Re-participation? Have you participated before?" He Ruge suddenly said nervously: "Did you just get injured in Star Wars?"

Xi Guican avoided the seriousness and said lightly: "The injury is already healed, the previous injury was an accident, and this kind of accident will not happen again in the future."

But He Ruge's worries have not dissipated at all. In fact, he has always wanted to ask, if what happened in the game is what Xi Guican experienced personally, then where did he go after he bombed the Xinghai Orphanage

For seventeen years, what has he experienced by himself? Do you stay alone after being injured, without anyone to accompany you? It would be nice if the game could be longer. If you like someone, you can't wait to make a movie of the other person's life, and see the ending from the beginning.

"Don't watch this type of live broadcast yet, I'll find something else for you." Violence and bloodshed are not prohibited on the Xingwang live broadcast platform, but these broadcast content must be officially approved and do not violate federal laws, such as the same For the live broadcast of the arena, only the regular arena can qualify for live broadcast. Once the underground arena is discovered, the IP will be quickly locked.

No one dared to provoke the authority of Xingwang, and those who dared to provoke were all taken away.

In addition to the mainstream Star Wars live broadcasts, there are also many competitive live broadcasts. The popular singing and dancing live broadcasts on earth are the least popular.

The most popular in the interstellar era is violent aesthetics, and the popularity of the most popular entertainment stars is completely inferior to that of the generals in Star Wars. For example, Xi Guican's account on Xingxing.com, who has been recovering from illness for two years, has more than 30 billion followers.

He Ruge registered a Star Network account and opened a live broadcast room. The name of the live broadcast room was "Coaxing You To Sleep". The live broadcast room selected all the cold labels "reading" and "singing". The selected mode is "faceless". The whole live broadcast room is full of cool atmosphere, and it has nothing to do with hot topics.

He Ruge consumed all his spiritual energy and read "The Ugly Duckling" that Xi Guican called for. After recording the audio, he hung it in the live broadcast room, remarking the original author Andersen, and the reader was like a song.

He finished reading this classic fairy tale based on his memory and his own language organization. When he read it, Xi Guican had star eyes all the way, and he was so cute that He Ruge wanted to touch his head.

Reading this story is also on a whim. He Ruge did not make a cover or background. He and Xi Guican listened to the recorded work together. "The sound is not distorted and it sounds good, but the sound in the audio is a little worse than my own. Although it's good, your voice in reality is better." Xi Guican commented.

After hearing He Ruge's voice reading aloud, he thought of the word gentle like water. He had never listened to his own voice so seriously before, and it was more poetic. When he closed his eyes and listened, he seemed to hear the sound of the tide faintly.

It was not the sound of the tides from the recording, but the sound of the sea in his heart.

Maybe everyone has delicate emotions hidden in their hearts, and the tenderness of sentimental people floods into the sea, just like He Ruge.

And some people's tenderness is an oasis in the desert. Many times they think that the sea of their souls has already dried up, so when they accidentally discover that oasis, their hearts will be more moved, just like Xi Guican.

Cold themes are really cold. Every latest work can appear in the square for one minute. In this minute, there will be at least dozens of hits for hot themes, and "The Ugly Duckling" released by He Ruge has only one click.

One click contributed by myself.

He Ruge doesn't matter, he came from a newcomer when he wrote the article.

The inner activities of Xi Guican, who was watching the whole process, went from "I want to hide such a beautiful voice and no one will listen to it" to now "How dare you not listen to such a beautiful voice".

Seeing Xi Guican's bulging appearance, He Ruge's mind automatically substituted the fierce expression of the little white tiger, and he smiled helplessly, "What's so mad about this, I don't rely on this to eat, let me find Find your novel website."

Xingwang's novel industry is cold to the Arctic Circle. He Ruge clicks into the largest literary website. The most popular theme on this website is still the military theme. Most of the authors are warriors who have participated in the Star Wars and record their personal experiences. The style of writing is very serious, the content is very heavy, and the iron-blooded army soul blowing towards the face makes He Ruge feel that he is out of tune with everyone.

What's even more amazing is that He Ruge actually saw a reader comment in the comment area, and really wanted to read Major General Xi's autobiography.

Is this Major General Xi...

He Ruge slowly raised his head and looked at Xi Guican who was beside him. Xi Guican frowned and said, "I hate writing, and it is impossible for me to write something like an autobiography in my life."

He Ruge: "...!"

The point is that you're actually a major general, baby, you didn't tell Dad.

In addition to military themes, other novel labels include history, miscellaneous notes, travel notes, love, etc.

He Ruge opens up about love and sees the most real love stories in the world. Divorce novels such as how to fight for child custody and division of marital property are the hottest topics.

The next thing that is more popular is the provocative person who writes an article to share his experience of flirting with Han. Among them, the most commented is a guide to flirting with a high-end green tea. Incomparably, there are those who insult the author's green tea, and some who admire the author's high-ranking green tea. The most fierce tearing forces everyone in the building to tear it apart and finally decide the location of the battle, and then all go to the hospital.

Some people say that after climbing the building, it is indeed green tea, and writing this article can also make readers die for him.

Of course, there are also poignant love stories. He Ruge points to see them. The third person is the third person. The writing is not bad, but the storyline is old-fashioned.

Oh, although in He Ruge's eyes, it is very old-fashioned, but for Interstellar readers, this is already a novel storyline, but it is too cruel to the heart and body, and after reading it, I want to raise a knife and fight.

Everyone praised that the author must be a crystal fragile and beautiful person to write such a delicate work.

If online novels are all in this style, He Ruge thinks that he may understand why online texts will freeze into the Arctic Circle in the interstellar.

He, He Ruge, will soon become a man who leads the trend of interstellar web articles!

Just when He Ruge was full of pride and thought he wanted to write a masterpiece, the courier finally arrived.

He Ruge took off the huge animal-shaped pajamas with excitement, and chose the sheep shape to carry to Xi Guican. Xi Guican also excitedly took out the black bear pajamas for He Ruge. When both parties saw the pajamas they were going to wear, their smiles couldn't be hung up.

Xi Guican took his pajamas and went to the bathroom to change clothes secretly. When he closed the door of the bathroom, he double-checked, and after confirming that he had completely closed the door, Xi Guican turned into a beast. A big white tiger that was not so bald appeared in the bathroom. He checked his bald parts with a solemn expression, even the hair on the edge of the balls.

Bald hair is really ugly.

Xi Guican thought in despair, after seeing the bald self and the sheep pajamas with astonishing wool in his hand, he felt a bit of appreciation. After all, so much hair is a very remarkable thing.

With the help of the robot, Xi Guican put on heavy sheep pajamas. His first feeling was heat, and his second feeling was stuffy. It's summer, and sleeping in such thick pajamas would be deadly hot.

However, between dying of baldness and dying from heat, Xi Guican decisively chose to die from heat. He put on the wool coat and walked out of the bathroom with steady steps. He saw He Ruge, who was sitting cross-legged on the bed and playing with Xinguang Brain.

He Ruge didn't wear a bear hat. His face was extremely small against the chubby pajamas. Because his waist was too thin, he couldn't support his white bear belly. It made people feel that this little bear was about to starve and wanted to feed him some honey. feed him. Maybe it was too hot. He Ruge grabbed the fabric on his chest and shook it, trying to shake the heat out of his clothes.

Xi Guican rushed up at a brisk pace, took a deep breath at the aroma emanating from He Ruge's body, and sat down as if nothing had happened.

He Ruge looked up and saw a tiger-headed sheep. This big sheep has two tails, one is a short sheep's tail and the other is a long tiger's tail. He still has eight claws, and four sheep's hooves hang on the tiger's claws. He Ruge is amused by Xi Guican's appearance. He has just tossed his brain and figured out the function of taking pictures. Now he immediately took a picture of this tiger-headed sheep. down.

"Baby, you are so cute." He Ruge said and set this picture as the desktop background.

"But it's too hot to wear this fluffy pajamas in the current weather, let's change it." In addition to the bear pajamas, He Ruge also bought a cool pajamas.

Xi Guican shook her head calmly: "You can change it, I'm not afraid of heat."

"Really?" He Ruge felt a thick layer of wool, although he wasn't wearing it on his body, He Ruge felt like he was about to sweat at a glance.

"Really." Xi Guican lied without blinking.

The naive He Ruge believed it, maybe even fluffy animals are not afraid of heat. He Ruge made Xi Guican turn around, changed into a thin pair of pajamas, and laid down with Xi Guican on the luxurious big bed ready to sleep.

It's past two in the morning. For He Ruge, who hardly stays up late, he can fall asleep with a pillow in this time. He grabbed the sheep pajamas on Xi Guican with one hand, and quickly closed his eyes. Fell asleep.

Xi Guican, who was so hot that he couldn't sleep at all, moved his body carefully, feeling that the fur in his hand was about to slip away, He Ruge frowned in his sleep, and the other hand unconsciously grabbed Xi Guican's wool.

Xi Guican: "…"

Grab any further and you might end up with a roasted whole lamb, oh no, a roasted whole tiger.

He transformed into a human figure, crawled out of the giant sheep pajamas, and gently got out of bed to go to the bathroom. On this desolate night, Xi Guican threw the hair growth medicine bag into the bathtub reluctantly.

Before taking the hair growth bath, Xi Guican got through the communication of Mao Zixie, and once again brutally destroyed the dream of this drug-seeking rat.

"Major General Xi, what's the matter with you?" Seeing Xi Guican with a gloomy expression, Mao Zixie didn't even dare to let out the air.

"Is there a one-day cure for baldness?" Xi Guican asked straight to the point.

"... There shouldn't be any of this." Mao Zixie wiped his sweat, "The hair growth medicine package I gave you is already the fastest effective medicine I know, as long as you stick to soaking it for more than a month, the effect is absolutely remarkable. "

Xi Guican asked with a cold face, "Do you know how to plant hair?" He thought about it, it would take more than ten days for the hair to grow completely, and the risk of baldness in ten days is too great. The problem, as long as there is hair, everything is easy to say.

Mao Zixie: "Eh? I don't know this, but I know a friend who knows this. Can I give you his contact number?"

"Okay." Xi Guican hung up the communication, turned into a prototype and soaked in the hair growth bath. He chatted a few words with the friend whom the drug-seeker introduced, and after rushing to set the date for the hair transplant surgery, Xi Guican breathed a sigh of relief.

He opened the live broadcast platform and clicked into He Ruge's live broadcast room. After seeing that it was still one click, the big white bald tiger snorted a little unhappily.

The late-night club makes people impulsive. Xi Guican, who was in a bad mood from taking a hair-growth bath, became unhappy the more she thought about it. She couldn't understand why everyone ignored He Ruge, the sparkling diamond.

So he angrily used his account of 30 billion followers to like and forward He Ruge's work, and blew a thousand-word rainbow fart.

Then the fans exploded.