What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God’s Bathtub

Chapter 81: Absolutely beautiful voice

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Leng Shuju is an Internet police officer on the Star Live platform. His daily job is to deal with live broadcast rooms with abnormal data and arrest streamers who violate federal laws.

The live broadcast industry is not as peaceful as it seems. The largest live broadcast platform on the entire network is Federal Investment, which accounts for 98% of users, and the remaining 1% of users are divided up by more than a dozen privately invested live broadcast platforms.

There are also the last 1% of users, who may have entered another mysterious live streaming site by accident, or by knowing a certain channel. Most of the people will never know the entrance, name and content of that live streaming website.

This is a kind of luck.

Many times Leng Shuju feels that ignorance is a kind of luck. If it wasn't for when he dealt with a wanted criminal that year, he found a mysterious password from the other party, and if it wasn't because of his curiosity that it took him ten days to crack the password, he would not have entered that website, let alone seen it. Things that are dehumanizing.

They will not leave the promising Star Destroyer Team and become a nobody in the live broadcast network police. Obviously his duty is to maintain network security and contribute his meager power to Skynet, but he has to let the man-eating shark lurking in the deep waters.

A sudden change in the steady stream of data pulled Leng Shuju's thoughts from the past back to reality. He frowned and looked at a live broadcast room on the live broadcast platform with a sudden increase in popularity, suspecting that this extraordinary increase in traffic might be used for some illegal means.

A new user posted a work in less than 20 minutes, and the number of clicks has reached 2 billion, which is almost impossible for a newcomer to have, and the number of clicks is still rising, and the comments are doubling every minute and every second—

"Major General Xi's sightseeing group came to check in"

"I'm looking at a rival in love on Lemon Mountain, but I want to see that little goblin who stole the male god's heart"

"Ah, crazy, crazy, what kind of beautiful sound is this!!!"

"A voice kissed by an angel!"

"Fuck, I'm crying because of this sound"

"Is this children's literature? Or an adaptation of a true story? I really want to see what that swan orc looks like!"

"What kind of auditory feast is this? My mind is full of this fairy voice now, and I feel like I will have a sweet dream tonight."

"Wuwuwu sure enough, the man that the male god likes is also the male god, I don't deserve it, I quit"

The comments were brushed too quickly, but Leng Shuju caught the keyword "Major General Xi". Seeing Xi Guican's name, Leng Shuju suddenly recalled seventeen years ago, when he was still full of blood in the Star Destroyer team. The newcomer, at the dawn of dawn, saw the blood-soaked "monster" sitting on the ruins.

It was indeed a monster, a huge blood-red monster. When he saw the long-arriving Asterisk, the monster raised his head, and the broken silver-white worm wings slowly opened, which happened to cover the rising sun.

Leng Shuju's eyes slammed into the pair of tiger pupils that he will never forget, the blood-red vertical pupils in the ice blue, like the fire breaking through the ice, the murderous ruthlessness wrapped in the surging flames, pierced him sharply. mind.

As for Major General Xi, who was later known as the Blade of the Federation, when Leng Shuju first saw him, he thought he had encountered a demon crawling out of hell.

Later, once again, he returned to the military after doing a mission, and found that the person in charge of the intelligence department was furious. It turned out that the person in charge of monitoring Xi Guican had their eyes gouged out.

Anyone who commits such an act will be sent to a military court. However, Xi Guican is different. He is a special existence, a "monster" who can destroy the Scavenger and the Xinghai Orphanage by himself.

If such a monster can be used well, it will be the sharpest knife for harvesting Zerg life in Star Wars.

So the Federation and this monster have a private agreement, giving this monster a lot of privileges. By the way, at that time Xi Guican was not called Xi Guican, he had no name, only a code name. I heard that when he signed the agreement with the Federation at that time, his signature was a joke like "20".

Later, Leng Shuju heard that the Federation had sent Xi Guican to the Federal Military Academy. Because this monster was too difficult to control, no one dared to send him directly to the front line. Otherwise, it will be like a bomb, not only will it hurt the Zerg, but also the Federation itself.

It is said that when Xi Guican provoked the majesty of the Intelligence Department, the person in charge had always hated it, and the fact that Xi Guican's insect wings were broken later had something to do with the person in charge. But who really knows the truth of these things

Leng Shuju still remembered that night when he traveled through Xinghai to destroy the organization behind the Xinghai Orphanage, but saw a terrifying monster. The monster was holding tattered wings and occasionally turned his head and licked the wounds on his own wings. Leng Shuju thought, insect wings should be very important to that monster.

In that monster's heart, the absence of worm wings may be the same as the absence of minions.

A terrifying monster, even though it has no wings, it is still a very terrifying monster. This is Leng Shuju's deepest impression of Xi Guican. Even if the other party later became Major General Xi, when he recalled this man, he could still feel the fear of the coming of evil spirits.

So when Leng Shuju clicked into Xi Guican's Xingwang account and saw the thousand-word rainbow fart, his expression was dull.

Is the world crazy, or am I crazy

This person, Xi Guican, would actually flatter a person with such sincerity... Has his account been hacked

There are also thousands of fans who are also shocked. As fans of Xi Guican, their food is all old and old food. I really feel what it means to be out of ammunition.

While Xi Guican was recovering from illness, he didn't post any news on his Xingwang account. If it wasn't for the fact that the time spent watching the live broadcast had been increasing for two years, everyone would suspect that Xi Guican was recovering to the point where he fell to the ground.

So when it was after two o'clock in the morning, when everyone saw the star network prompting "your follower to post news", the first reaction was that they were afraid that they were too dazzled. When the eager fans rushed to the homepage in ecstasy, they had already made the draft and went to congratulate Xi Guican on his recovery—

Nonsense, with Xi Guican's character, apart from such a major event as recovery, how could he post news! Hey, no, if the disease is not saved and is about to die, I will send a message to let you know.

After thinking of this terrible ending, the fans' mood is like riding a roller coaster, and they don't dare to click on the news while covering their little hearts. So when everyone did a good job of psychological construction, clicked on the news with a gambler's desperate madness, and saw the thousand-word rainbow fart, everyone was blown up.

Reasonable fans can still ask how Xi Guican is doing. Most of the fans are crazy, jealous to the point of madness. Chop the enemy.

Then came an even more violent scene.

Xi Guican went off to scold people. He scolded not just one person, but all the fans who said they wanted to chop up their rivals.

Xi Guican: "If you dare to hurt him, I will kill you first."

After being scolded, the fans were stunned, followed by ecstasy. He chased after Xi Guican's account and left a frantic message: "The male god is here to kill me, my address is xxxxxx, I took off my clothes and washed them, waiting for you to come to the door. Ahh!"

Other fans who responded were: "Ah, this stinky guy has been flopped ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh "I'm going to hack people too, do you want to come over and hack me" "Wowhhhh man you still Have the strength to fight your body, is your body getting better soon I love you male god, you have to take care of yourself"...

Xi Guican: "…"

Damn a bunch of mentally retarded.

This group of mentally retarded first went mad at the living Xi Guican, who could speak, swear, and want to fight, and then ran to watch their rivals in a mighty manner. After watching, they collectively climaxed.

Originally, I wanted to draw a knife to my rival in love, but the voice of the rival in love was so sweet that I was fascinated by it.

It was a bit difficult to recover the 100-meter broadsword, and everyone who had no love for life expressed that they would just wipe their necks and kill themselves. They came back crying and apologized to Xi Guican, sobbing and praising He Ruge's good voice, and the more spiritual fans had already rushed to praise Xi Guican's thousand-character rainbow fart for being very good.

Xi Guican: "... Hmph."

Fans are a very magical existence. Each of them has a microscope, and they can find the shining points on the idols. They can blow the ordinary thousand-character rainbow fart into the sky and the ground. I even consider myself a writing prodigy.

Even if everyone raved about how handsome Xi Guican's performance in Star Wars was in the past, Xi Guican has never been so happy as today, he was happy to like one of the high-level rainbow farts, so other fans He started to play He Ruge like crazy, and he blew He Ruge on the hot search.

#beautiful sound#

#XI Guican Ruge "The Ugly Duckling"#

#voice kissed by an angel#

Seeing the hotly searched passers-by spit out the shameless title, they all performed the real fragrance scene after they entered. On this ordinary night, many people did not sleep, including the big figures in the doves and hawks. They opened their eyes in the dark night and set their sights on this rapidly rising star—

How to sing.