What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God’s Bathtub

Chapter 83: The bald tiger fell off its horse

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Mao Zixie smiled when he saw Xi Guican: "Major General Xi, you look good..." Before he could finish his words, when he glanced at He Ruge behind Xi Guican, he opened his mouth, but completely Forget what to say next.

The appearance that is very similar to Mao Zhengyi makes He Ruge feel a little familiar with meeting old friends, "Hello, I'm Gui Can's friend, my name is He Ruge."

Xi Guican was not very happy that He Ruge was stared at like this, he walked in front of He Ruge, and his tall body covered He Ruge tightly, like a giant dragon guarding his treasure, deterring all prying eyes.

Under the sharp blue eyes, Mao Zixie shuddered. He realized that the man in front of him was displeased by the gaffe he had just made, and quickly said: "In order not to delay your time, Major General Xi, let's conduct a routine inspection. ."

The place for routine inspections is a small family hospital on the first floor. The medical equipment in it is all moved from the research institute, and it is related to the spiritual sea of consciousness. Xi Guican only needs to lie in it for ten minutes to get more detailed physical data.

"Don't ask He Ruge any questions." Lying in front of the instrument, Xi Guican warned Mao Zixie with a cold face.

Mao Zixie, who was seen through his careful thoughts, could only nod his head and say yes. Under such a mountain of oppression, he suspected that if he said something bad, the end would be extremely miserable. In this way, He Ruge should be more than a friend in Xi Guican's heart.

Even as a friend, his weight in Xi Guican's heart was extraordinary. Because Mao Zixie had never heard of any friends Xi Guican had for so many years. There are countless people in the whole federation who want to line up with Xi Guican to be friends, but Xi Guican has always been a loner from the Lonely Star.

This man was so invincible that he didn't need any friends and company, and even during the most serious period of his illness, no one could enter his heart. He is like a beast. After being injured, he is willing to lick the wound in the corner alone, and he will not dissect his fragile side to others.

No, maybe this Mr. He approached Xi Guican when he was most vulnerable.

Mao Zixie didn't dare to look at the face of the man beside him, the shocking glance just now had left an incomparably profound impact on his mind. If it is such a person, he may understand Major General Xi. There should be no one in the world who can resist such beauty, not to mention the voice like the sound of nature. Fortunately, he is no longer a young man, otherwise he would have to keep it in mind until he never married.

"Doctor Mao, I want to ask you something." He Ruge said to Mao Zi, who seemed to be in a daze. He always felt that this Doctor Mao was frightened by Xi Guican's terrifying eyes.

"You ask." The other party raised his head suddenly, and when he saw him, he quickly lowered his head and stammered and added, "I must know everything."

"What's wrong with Gui Can? Is he serious?" He Ruge asked the question he was most concerned about.

Mao Zixie was a little surprised: "Ah? I thought you knew about Major General Xi's condition... Major General Xi suffers from a rare cyclone mental cavitation syndrome, which is actually harmful to the sea of spiritual consciousness. It is precisely because of this disease that Xi The major general can no longer fly the mecha, and was forced to withdraw from Star Wars to recuperate until now."

He Ruge was completely stunned. He knew that Xi Guican might report the good news but not the bad news, but he did not expect that Xi Guican would hide it from him. Gui Can's mouth was actually just a minor illness that was not worth mentioning. What disease has been cured, there is no problem at all.

The other party said it lightly, and he really thought it was just a minor illness.

"Has his illness been cured?" He Ruge's voice was a little dry.

"Recovered? When did you recover?" Mao Zixie was shocked: "The last time I came to check on Major General Xi, although it was not terminally ill, it had nothing to do with recovery. Major General Xi's illness has become more and more serious in the past two years. This kind of disease has a lot to do with the patient’s mood, so don’t be overjoyed and sad, and Major General Xi’s mental state has always been very bad. In fact, I have advised Major General Xi to see a psychiatrist before, but Major General Xi rejected me.”

"Mr. He, if you are willing, I hope you can persuade Major General Xi to see a psychiatrist, and don't shy away from treating diseases."

Are all promises of recovery a lie? He Ruge remembered Xi Guican's sworn expression last night. He didn't believe that Xi Guican would lie to him about this kind of thing. Based on what he knew about Xi Guican, if Xi Guican was really ill, it must be Change the subject and never mention the illness.

Thinking of it this way, there is only one possibility, and that is that Xi Guican has indeed recovered, but Mao Zixie doesn't know. The disease that has been worsening in two years, suddenly recovered overnight can only be because of that mysterious game.

He Ruge breathed a sigh of relief after he figured it out, "Okay, I will persuade him. By the way, Doctor Mao, what kind of medicated bath did Gui Can take?" Believing that the medicated bath was simply "strengthening the body", his intuition told him that the medicated bath must not be simple.

"Oh, you're talking about a hair growth bath, right? It's a simple medicated bath that promotes hair growth." Mao Zixie told the whole story: "Because of the swirl mental cavitation syndrome, as long as Major General Xi's emotions are agitated, he will die. I will lose hair and vomit blood, so I gave Major General Xi a prescription for nourishing blood and hair growth. However, Major General Xi seems to think that the effect of hair growth bath is not good, and he asked me to introduce a hair transplant doctor last night. "

He Ruge: "???"

What hair growth bath? What hair transplant? Why can't he hear anything

Mao Zixie didn't dare to look directly at He Ruge, he kept talking with his head down, not noticing He Ruge's shocked expression at all, "If you have the opportunity, you should also persuade Major General Xi not to have hair transplant surgery, no matter how good the transplanted hair is, it's not your own. , the best hair transplant surgery, the transplanted hair will all fall out within two months, these fake hairs will not only fall out on their own, but also take away part of the real hair."

He said with a long sigh: "I know of some patients who were not particularly bald at first, but for various reasons, they had hair transplants. After the operation, there was a lot of hair, and as a result, the false hair fell out in two months. After that, they will be stimulated by the huge gap, and they will quickly go to the hair transplant operation.

He Ruge was stunned when he heard it, and all the doubts were replayed in his mind. No wonder Xi Guican insisted on wearing sheep pajamas to sleep last night. No wonder the big white tiger suddenly dived in horror when he just fell out of the bathtub...

It turned out to be his big white tiger, bald.

I'm bald.

bald.

bald.

Mao Zixie didn't realize at all what kind of shocking basket he had stabbed. He thought that since He Ruge was so important in Major General Xi's heart, he must treat He Ruge well. Whatever the other party asked, he would answer whatever, anyway, these are also Not a big deal.

He wants to try to leave a good impression on He Ruge, which will not only ease the doctor-patient relationship between him and Major General Xi, but also prepare for inviting He Ruge to participate in the study of the sea of spiritual consciousness in the future. He really kills two birds with one stone.

He Ruge's spirit was a little dazed. He didn't even feel at a loss as he did when he crossed over yesterday. How good is it? If you say that you are bald, you will be bald, and there is no sign at all.

Obviously, the little white tiger and the big white tiger in the game are full of hair, can he scold this fake game to deceive people's feelings

No, I can't be so superficial.

He Ruge couldn't help thinking about a serious question, that is, what is love, and when his lover is old and fading, is he still willing to love him as before.

But getting old and being bald are not the same thing at all.

If he is old, he is still a handsome old man with outstanding temperament. But if Ying Ying was bald at an early age... No, Xi Guican's hair is still quite lush. Could it be that—

Is Xi Guican wearing a wig? !

If it wasn't for Xi Guican's hair combing just this morning and touching the other person's lush hair with his own hands, He Ruge would really suspect that the other side was wearing a wig now.

Although it is said that baldness and baldness are magic weapons to test a man's appearance, active baldness and passive baldness are not the same thing at all, just like breaking up, dumping others and being dumped are two different things.

Moreover, he has seen the big, fluffy head of the big white tiger with his own eyes, and he is not bald at all.

"... Where is Gui Can's bald part?" He Ruge asked with difficulty.

"In the form of a beast, it means other parts of the body other than the head." Mao Zixie said attentively, "I have a photo, would you like to see it?"

He Ruge was silent for a while before saying, "I want to."

The photo in Mao Zixie's hands was still sent to him by Xi Guican. It was a dark and windy night for a month. The bald-haired white tiger shed a bathtub of hair. The white hair floated on the water, and the pink pads cleared the waves. It's hard to be unwilling to face the reality, and Xi Guican has to face the fact that he is bald.

He reluctantly took a photo of his baldness and sent it to Mao Zixie, asking him if he could cure the baldness.

He Ruge looks like this photo of the most tragic period of baldness. He took a deep breath, and all the fluffy white tigers in his memory were replaced by this big white bald tiger. Just taking a look, He Ruge will find it hard to forget the other's bald face.

It may be that the cute filter is too heavy, and the big head is not bald, but the body is relatively bald, He Ruge's mood at the moment is mainly pity.

This is the legend that parents don't think their children are ugly.

Even if his cute cub is bald, what can he do, the bald cub is also very cute.

"Send me this photo." He Ruge has seen all kinds of Xi Guican, but he has never seen Xi Guican who is bald. He must keep such a commemorative photo. down.

"Okay, can I add your Xingwang friend?"

When Xi Guican came out of the room, he was once again bathed in He Ruge's fatherly gaze. Xi Guican faintly felt that something was wrong, but he didn't know what was wrong.

He Ruge, the old father who was protecting the bald cub's precarious face: "Gui Can, why don't you tell me about your serious illness."

Xi Guican hurriedly said, "I'm fine now, right." He gestured to Mao Zixie with his eyes.

Holding the checklist, Mao Zixie was ecstatic and said, "It's a miracle!" Although he really wanted to take Xi Guican to do the experiment, Mao Zixie knew that he would definitely be rejected. After saying congratulations to Xi Guican, he left in a hurry, preparing to inform the Federation of the news.

It all looks like a joy. At least for the current bald tiger, ignorance is indeed a blessing.

The author has something to say: Small Theater:

Mao·Dazui·Zixie: Major General Xi is bald. He is not only taking a hair growth bath, but also preparing for hair transplant.

How to Song: ? ?

Unaware Xi Guican: I'm going to get hairy right away