What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God’s Bathtub

Chapter 90: Found baldly

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Interstellar people do not have a birthday cake on their birthday. They choose to have a sumptuous meal to celebrate their birthday. With the help of a robot, Xi Guican cooked two dishes, one is a meat dish, and the other is a vegetable and fruit platter. He is not good at cooking complicated dishes, so he chose simple steamed pork.

He Ruge looked at the giant wild boar's head that was dying in front of him, with wide-open pig eyes, and the cracked mouth revealed white teeth, especially the two extremely strong and curved crescent-shaped fangs, he couldn't help it. …

Swallowed.

My God, is there anything more delicious in the world than a pig's head

The head of this giant wild boar is twice the size of all the pig heads He Ruge has ever seen. The hair has been plucked clean. After it is steamed, the smell of meat can easily arouse the greedy worms in the belly of the smell. .

"Gui Can, do you have any seasonings here?" Cut the steamed pork head into thin slices and eat it with the prepared sauce.

This time, Xi Guican went to Xingxing to buy a bunch of seasonings. He Ruge dipped a little of the seasonings in each small jar, and tasted the substitutes for soy sauce, vinegar, pepper, sugar and other seasonings in Xingxing. .

A drop of dark brown sauce splashed on the phalanx, He Ruge stuck out his tongue and licked it, obviously this was a normal action, but Xi Guican unconsciously reddened the pinna. He thought of something worse, like the soft tongue licking a different color of liquid.

He Ruge took a small bowl and mixed the seasonings according to his own taste. When he was done, he raised his eyes and saw Xi Guican with red ears. He Ruge didn't think of anything else, "Gui Can, is there a knife here? I want to cut thin slices of meat from the pig's head."

Xi Guican, who is not good at cooking but has excellent knife skills, quickly took out the knife, and dropped the knife in his hand. .

Interstellar has no chopsticks, only a knife and fork. He Ruge used a fork to fork a piece of pork head.

"It's delicious. It's the best pork head meat I've ever eaten. Gui Can, you're really amazing!" He Ruge not only nodded vigorously, but also gave Xi Guican a thumbs up. Although the operation of plucking the pork and then steaming it has no technical content, it is estimated that this pig's head meat is so delicious that it has an inseparable relationship with the superior ingredients, but don't children need to be praised

Not being able to suppress the enthusiasm of his own children, Xi Guican's heart to cook for him is already very touching.

After hearing He Ruge's evaluation, Xi Guican was relieved at first, and then suddenly felt a sense of pride. As a beginner, he can make such delicious dishes. He really has a high talent in cooking.

At this time, Xi Guican was like crazy touted by fans after he wrote a thousand-word rainbow fart, and he developed confidence in his own mystery.

He used a fork to roll a bunch of sliced meat, and it tasted great after eating it. The dining table is large and rectangular. He Ruge and Xi Guican sit together and feed each other from time to time.

"Happy birthday." Xi Guican's mouth was greasy, but he didn't realize the greasy mouth, and wanted to kiss He Ruge. He Ruge pursed his equally greasy lips, and before Xi Guican eagerly kissed him, he swiped on Xi Guican's cheekbones, like giving Xi Guican a layer of highlight.

The blue eyes shone brightly, and Xi Guican was immersed in the joy of being kissed, like a big cat with smooth fur squinting his eyes.

He Ruge felt that he had done something bad to bully the children. He felt guilty for some reason. He picked up a tissue to wipe off the oil stains on Xi Guican's face, and said softly, "I'm very happy. This is the happiest birthday I've ever had." Because with you.

When the pork head meat gets a little greasy, eat some fruits and vegetables. The warm yellow light shines on He Ruge's face, making this face sink into the gentle light, and the beauty of the meal is easily reminiscent of the word beautiful. Xi Guican used to use nutrient solution instead of traditional meals. He always felt that eating was a waste of time. Maybe it was because he never had a strong desire to speak, so he drank nutrient solution for many years.

But now he realizes that the traditional meal is a very beautiful thing, not the food is good, but the atmosphere is very good, very warm, like bathing in the sun.

Xi Guican's heart was filled with the knowledge that his beloved was eating what he did with his own hands with contentment on his face.

He Ruge ate one-fifth of the meat of this huge wild boar's head, and the rest was solved by Xi Guican.

Just leave things like washing dishes to the robot. He Ruge starts the live broadcast again, while Xi Guican goes to the bathroom to take a hair growth bath. He and the doctor have scheduled the hair transplant surgery at midnight. Gui Can will do the hair transplant operation quietly, and when it is dawn, when He Ruge is about to wake up, he will just be able to come back in the image of a big white tiger with amazing hair.

Although the hair transplant will be back soon, the hair growth bath still needs to be soaked. The doctor had already told him about the tragic situation of hair loss after two months of hair transplant, so Xi Guican wanted to take advantage of the present time to soak in the hair growth bath for a while, even if the effect was minimal, he insisted on it.

Xi Guican happily opened the live broadcast that he had arranged before, ready to watch He Ruge's live broadcast while taking a hair growth bath, but before watching the live broadcast, he had to deal with the affairs of the military.

A tiger shark in the headquarters asked him to go to the Star Wars frontline for emergency treatment in the past few days.

The Star Wars takes place at Sixteen Stars. Sixteen Stars is a very magical planet. Its eastern hemisphere is all sea, and its western hemisphere is almost all land. The place where the Star Wars first broke out was in the Western Hemisphere. However, at this time, the front line has gradually advanced from the Western Hemisphere to the dividing line of the Eastern Hemisphere. The Eastern Hemisphere can only conduct air and sea battles. Although the Zerg has a higher air combat advantage than the Federation, their strength after entering the sea will be greatly weakened. So no one can predict what will happen next.

In order to feed the Killing Wings, Xi Guican didn't have much resistance to participating in the war, he just didn't know how to arrange He Ruge.

For the safety of He Ruge, he should not take He Ruge to Sixteen Stars, but... Once he thought of separating from He Ruge, he was full of resistance. The ten days when the game ended was the most difficult ten days for Xi Guican. He couldn't accept the days without He Ruge's company, not even a single second.

There seemed to be two souls quarreling in my brain, one was a little white tiger with red eyes, that little white tiger sneered: "You're going to die or live if you leave him for ten days, how long will the Star Wars last, don't you have any points in your heart? Then I'll see if you want to live rather than die."

The blue-eyed little white tiger calmly retorted: "But Star Wars is very dangerous. If he gets hurt in an accident, I'm the real life rather than death."

The little white tiger with red eyes: "You coward! Waste! You can't even protect the person you like, what kind of man are you!"

The blue-eyed little white tiger: "You reckless man! Impulsive! Making fun of his safety for your own selfish desires, what qualifications do you have to protect him!"

The two little white tigers screamed in anger, rushed up to you to bite me, I captured you, and fought into a ball.

The bald-haired big white tiger was furious, and its big claws slapped the water surface hard. When the loud sound of water sounded, even if he knew that the sound insulation of the room was good, Xi Guican was still afraid of disturbing He Ruge outside. Paws, blue eyes fiercely opened the game, wanting to see how He Ruge's father's love deteriorated in the game to be happy, when his eyes swept the line of values, the big white tiger was stunned—

[Father's love is like a mountain]: He Ruge loves you very much. It's the love of an old father for a bald boy. Even if your hair is bald, He Ruge still loves your father (9% of father's love deteriorates)

The two fighting little white tigers froze at the same time. Their eyes were as dull as lightning strikes. After a long silence, the sound of collapsing tigers resounded through the bathroom.

Roar! ! !

When did my baldness come to light? ! How does He Ruge know? ! Also, why is the progress of the degeneration of father's love going backwards? ! ! !

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He Ruge sat in front of the desk and continued the live broadcast. The questions that appeared most frequently in the barrage were screened out and presented to He Ruge. He Ruge browsed and picked a few questions to answer.

For example, "Is the food made by Xi Guican delicious?" He Ruge said seriously, "The food made by Gui Can is delicious, I can't even eat it." He put his hand on his slightly bulging belly.

The barrage started again and screamed:

"Oh my God, I have lemons, and I want to eat the meal made by Major General Xi!"

"I want to have dinner with Ru Ge, woo woo I can eat four bowls with such a beautiful face"

"I adore this figure. It's so thin that I don't have any QAQ when I sit down after a meal."

"Ah, ah, this pose seems to be pregnant with a baby. The children of the two male gods must be amazing! I really want to see the reduced version of the male god, ah, I want to raise a baby!"

He Ruge: "… "

You think so far, you even think about the child? Hey, no, how could he and Xi Guican have the same gender to have children? ! Is it possible to have children of the same sex in the interstellar space? Then this technology is too powerful.

After thinking about the little white tiger like a small snowball, He Ruge was filled with the brilliance of his old father again. The bald boy's hair hasn't been raised yet, and raising a Xi Guican has already consumed all his energy, so he won't give any extra love to other fluffy ones.

He Ruge looked at other questions again, "How did you and Xi Guican get together? Who are you chasing? How long have you been together?" These are curious about the love between him and Xi Guican.

Another question is, "Why do you have such a beautiful voice, man? Where are you from, what race are you? I want to fall in love with the people in your place and try to have a good-looking man like you. Cubs!" These were questions about his personal information.

He Ruge put his finger on his lips and made a silent motion. He said warmly: "The content of today's live broadcast is storytelling and singing, not a question-and-answer session."

In front of the barrage of grievance Baba, He Ruge said softly: "I will sing a song for everyone next." Use aura to inspire the sound of nature to sing a song.