What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God’s Bathtub

Chapter 97: Continue live

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He Ruge didn't understand the meaning of "I found it", but when he saw that Hua Hua cherished the appearance of the rose bookmark, he knew that this flower-picking thief should change his ways in the future.

When I returned to the classroom with Huahua, He Ruge restarted the live broadcast, and the barrage was crying over why Ruge stopped the broadcast as soon as they disagreed with each other. The curtain cried louder.

"Is this hunger marketing?!"

"Today's live broadcast is only one hour long, no, I don't believe it!"

"The live broadcast is temporarily over, so when will the evening start?"

"Major General Xi's fans come to check in~ Did the Major General show his face in today's live broadcast? I think Major General"

"Ah, have you seen the official list of battles? Tomorrow, Xi Guican will be the first on the list of sixteen star Western Hemisphere marine generals!"

"It's true! Isn't Xi Guican recovering? Is he cured?!!!"

"Ask the anchor for news!"

"With one enemy and a hundred, we are invincible. When you return, it will be the time of the Federation's triumph."

He Ruge saw Xi Guican's name appear on the barrage before turning off the live broadcast. This name suddenly opened the door to his inner thoughts, but he didn't see Xi Guican for a long time, but it seemed that it had been a long time. . It may not be an exaggerated technique, but a realistic one.

Let's make a video call with Xi Guican tonight when you are free. The main task now is to bathe the cubs.

Most of the cubs' expressions were denial when they heard they were going to take a bath. Shui Xirui was very happy. She would be very happy as a jellyfish in an environment with water. She led the cubs to the bathhouse briskly.

The air in the bathhouse is humid, and the mini blue whales are installed on the wall. Once the switch of the blue whale is pressed, the water will spray from the back of the blue whale.

He Ruge and Shui Xirui are each responsible for the cleaning of ten cubs. Shui Xirui is very democratic. She rolled up her sleeves and said with a smile: "Every teacher who wants to help you bathe, line up in front of the teacher."

Huahua first moved to He Ruge in small steps, Alu followed behind Huahua, and then the bad Gugu duo ran to He Ruge's team, other cubs, look at me and me Look at you, and they all follow their inner wishes to line up the team of He Ruge.

Shui Xirui said quickly, "Mr. Xiaoshui will be very lonely alone. Are there any children willing to come and accompany me?"

Hearing this, Xiong Xinhao hurried to Shui Xirui, and the baby sloth also paced slowly, he walked too slowly, Xiong Xinhao simply carried the baby sloth and ran to Shui Xirui, he could add or subtract within 20 Fa, and soon discovered that there were not 10 cubs in Shui Xirui's team.

How to do this? Teacher Xiaoshui will be sad.

Xiong Xinhao used his not-so-smart little head to come up with a solution. After he put down the baby sloth, he sneaked to He Ruge's team and brought back a few cubs, two of whom kept shouting "Big baby". Fool" bad coo.

Originally, the big man Xiong Xinhao was running around a lot, and with the "big fool" resounding in the bathroom, everyone's eyes were focused on Xiong Xinhao.

Xiong Xinhao felt shy later, he hid on Shui Xirui's body, revealing half of his chubby body. Shui Xirui touched Xiong Xinhao's head and smiled, "Thank you Xinhao." She took out a special baby shower gel and a soft brush, and helped Xiong Xinhao take a bath first.

The delicate bubbles are punched in the palm of the hand, and then rubbed on Xiong Xinhao's hair. Xiong Xinhao purred with some enjoyment. Taking a bath is a physical task, but with the help of a bathing machine, even a big man like Xiong Xinhao only needs to spend ten minutes.

He Ruge was even faster here. He only took three minutes to wash a bunch of little hedgehogs, and one minute was enough to wash a donut-like baby snake. The little snake in her palm is the blind boy named "Qiu Menggu". He Ruge wiped the water droplets on her scales with a small towel, and remembered Shui Xirui's character comment on this cub:

"Menggu is a very quiet child. Although she can't see, she always listens very seriously, but every time she takes art class, she shrinks herself into a ball."

"She is very sensitive, delicate and sentimental, probably because her eyes can't see, and she feels the world is different from our normal people. its own world."

"But sometimes Menggu also shows curiosity about the outside world. She asked me what the sea looks like."

"I couldn't answer her because I didn't know how to describe the sea to a blind child."

After washing Qiumenggu, the next cub looked like a soft rabbit. When looking at those ruby-like eyes, He Ruge's eyes suddenly became very soft.

He remembered the bathing day that Ruan Ruan had experienced in the game before. At that time Ruan Ruan was shot by the water like a high-pressure water gun, and he was so nervous that he lay on the spot and became dead.

It is distressing.

He Ruge squeezed the fragrant shower gel on his hands and gave the bunny a bath, rubbing his pink paws and ears. He Ruge put a small ball of foam on the bunny's head and called softly, "Soft, Is that you?" In fact, He Ruge had a faint guess in his heart, whether the softness in the elf ball was the imprisoned soul, and the little rabbit in front of him was the body that lost his soul.

The bunny didn't respond. He was washed very comfortably, his small head was a little bit, and finally his face was pressed against He Ruge's palm, and he closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Just like when I drank milk tea softly and fell asleep listening to "Little Star".

He Ruge adjusted the water flow to the minimum, slowly washed away the foam on the bunny, and put the bunny in a drying place. He watched the wet hair on the bunny become fluffy little by little, as if watching the process of making marshmallows. He Ruge suddenly knew what song to sing in the live broadcast at 8 o'clock tonight.

"Little Rabbit" and "Little Star", if the feelings encountered in life can be made into movies, then these two songs are the opening and ending songs of him and Ruan Ruan.

If it is really soft, then he will definitely respond to these two songs, even if the melody is just a little familiar.

After washing all the cubs, He Ruge held Ruan Ran who was half asleep, and came to the big sleeping room with Shui Xi Rui and the cubs.

Each cub has its own crib. He Ruge put the little rabbit in the crib, and the little rabbit who had woken up sat on the bed and yawned. He Ruge found an unadorned white wall and sat down against it. He silenced the cubs, all of whom sat quietly on the bed.

He Ruge has a very unique temperament, it is the temperament that can make every cub obedient, he said quiet, every cub will try to be quiet, even the most arrogant duo will pull their mouths Closing the zipper, Shui Xirui was only envious.

He turned on the live broadcast, waved his hand and said hello to everyone: "Good evening, it's time to sing before bed again."

Xiong Xinhao stupidly raised his bear paw and waved to He Ruge. He Ruge couldn't help laughing when he saw the little black bear like a lucky cat.

The barrages waiting to be fed jumped up and down with excitement:

"Good evening man!"

"Ah, the man smiled at me!!!"

"Ruge is now in front of my bed, and I'm watching him live with my eyes spoiled"

"Let me wake up the front"

"I always go to bed at twelve o'clock, so I have to sing four hours of bedtime songs."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuchiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"It's a good laugh, I took a screenshot"

He Ruge felt that it was necessary to popularize the importance of getting up early and going to bed early. He said seriously: "If you stay up all night, you will become bald."

The barrage fell into a dead silence for a moment, and Xi Guican, who was silently watching the screen in the Western Hemisphere, also fell into a strange silence.

"Man, are you spying on my life?"

"I'm still young, my hair volume is amazing, my family has no history of baldness, and staying up late is stress-free"

"I just want to watch a sweet live broadcast, why remind me of the real existence of bald hair"

"Look at your hairline silently"

"Ruge doesn't like people with bald hair? Thinking of Major General Xi's fluffy animal shape, he suddenly realizes that he is not only poor, but also ugly and bald. Sure enough, only Major General Xi can be with male gods. Beauty matches hero QAQ since ancient times."

"Ah, I can see Xi Guican in the official Star Wars live broadcast room tomorrow! Excited!"

He Ruge thought about his big bald boy, and said in a gentle tone, "I like a person because I like his soul, and it has nothing to do with being bald or not."

The big bald tiger, who had just blocked keywords such as "Xi Guican" and "bald", calmly logged into the game and watched the latest progress in the deterioration of his father's love:

[Father's love is like a mountain]: In addition to you, He Ruge also wants to be the father of all the cute little ones, and the degree of degeneration of father's love is 2%

Xi Guican: "…"

You big liar, you obviously care a lot about whether I am bald or not, if I am not bald as a lover, if I am bald as a son, why do you like me

He Ruge didn't know that Xi Guican was watching the live broadcast resentfully, because the spiritual energy in his body was only enough to sing a children's song, and He Ruge's first song did not mobilize the spiritual energy: "Little rabbit, open the door, open it quickly. , I'm coming in~"

The barrage hurriedly said: "At the scene, I am the rabbit and I opened the door for Ruge!"

Children's songs do not need any singing skills, simple and lively melody, catchy lyrics, if coupled with a gentle and clean voice and a clear and white face, it constitutes a picture that can freeze time, and those ethereal songs are integrated into the song. In this painting, it becomes the light and shadow that can only be captured with the mind.

Some people praised He Ruge's face as a charming face, forgetting the vulgarity after seeing it, and always posting pictures of He Ruge singing nursery rhymes in the live broadcast.

His appearance is flawless perfection, and what is even more rare is the refreshing exotic atmosphere between his face and eyebrows. But it's not just these factors that shape his face. From the very beginning, when he appeared in front of the world, He Ruge stood quietly in an effortlessly beautiful gesture, at a distance so beautiful but unattainable. There, on every interstellar war-torn night, he sang nursery rhymes to children and told fairy tales to children.

It's strange to say, it seems that every beauty who has been amazed by time has one or two typical scenes. A sparkle," so the night hung up the stars one by one.

This scene touched the hearts of countless viewers, so that decades later, when they remembered He Ruge, the radiance of Xingzi, who had been amazed in their hearts, never dimmed.