103. The woman appears and the man dies!
Shen Yu then joined Disney with Ji Wenfeng.
Disney's Date A Live was nothing like what he had imagined.
The Ji Wenfeng in his fantasy would be humming on the dragon hugging the sky, and shivering and throwing himself into his arms for comfort after coming down.
However, in reality, Ji Wenfeng smiled like a 135-pound child while hugging a dragon in the sky.
Everyone on the boat was screaming: "Ahhhhhh!"
Ji Wenfeng: "Hehehehehahaha...hehehehahahaha..."
Shen Yu: What kind of ghostly laughter is this! You are the fucking villain!
Ji Wenfeng even opened a can of beer with one hand in mid-air, Yingfeng ton ton ton ton.
Shen Yu: What kind of anti-gravity drinking is this! A wealthy old man can even ignore the laws of physics! Sure enough, money can make Newton turn a millstone!
After coming down, Ji Wenfeng smiled like a warm spring, harmless to humans and animals: "It's so healing to hug a dragon soaring into the sky. Let's go sit again."
Shen Yu: "Unfortunately, there are so many people queuing..."
Ji Wenfeng let out a sigh: "I'm a VIP card, and so are you. Come on, let's go directly through the fast lane."
then.
Everyone on the boat: "Ahhhhhhh!"
呵 Wenfeng: "Hehehehe hahaha ... haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... which ton ton ton ton ton!"
Shen Yu folded his arms around his chest: "..."
After coming down, Ji Wenfeng laughed like a spring, harmless to humans and animals: "It's really healing to hug a dragon to the sky. Let's go sit again."
Shen Yu: ... I suspect that I have fallen into a space-time loop.
Shen Yu: "We've sat down twice."
Ji Wenfeng raised his eyebrows: "What are you talking about? A real man, of course he has to sit ten times and hug the dragon."
Shen Yu: "..." What is the definition of a real man!
"Are you... dying?" Ji Wenfeng looked at him sympathetically.
This sentence has always been only for Shen Yu to say to others, not for others to say to him. Shen Yu narrowed his eyes, and said ambiguously: "Who said that?"
Unexpectedly, Ji Wenfeng turned his face: "You can sit, but you don't, are you looking down on me?"
Shen Yu: "..." appeared! ! ! Could this be the evil wine table culture of the legendary wealthy old men!
Ji Wenfeng pushed him over in momentum, his face was relaxed, he smiled, grabbed his shoulder and patted him twice: "Come on, Xiao Shen, we won't sit down today and we won't return." After finishing speaking, he opened a can of beer give him.
then.
Everyone on the boat: "Ahhhhhhh!"
Ji Wenfeng: "Hehehehehahaha...hehehehahahaha..."
Shen Yu: "Ton, ton, ton, ton, ton, ton."
Bitter wine hurts the throat.
He lost. He leapfrogged to attract people, the wealthy old man was so terrifying!
After sitting up five times and hugging the dragon down, Shen Yu vomited and sat down on the park bench in a decadent manner.
He can drink, and he can also sit on the sky and hold the dragon, but sitting on the sky and holding the dragon while drinking is a game he has never played before.
A rich old man, he really plays a lot.
Ji Wen Fengyu patted him on the shoulder earnestly: "Xiao Shen, I still need to exercise."
Shen Yu: "..."
Ji Wenfeng: "But you are still young, just practice a few more times."
Shen Yu: "..." Why should I practice this kind of thing!
Ji Wenfeng saw his dazed and sluggish appearance, and opened the map: "What are you going to do next? We have to find something less dizzy and exciting for you, but full of Disney flavor. "
Shen Yu pricked up his ears.
Less dizzying, less thrilling, and more Disney-inspired...
He began to fantasize about Ji Wenfeng wearing Michelle ears and taking selfies with him at various scenic spots...
"Yes." Ji Wenfeng gathered the map, "Let's go to the historic site to challenge and climb the rope."
The scene of the two pouting and scissorhands in Shen Yu's mind was torn apart - it was over 30 degrees in the middle of the day!
Ji Wenfeng laughed so that the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming, harmless to humans and animals, grabbed his shoulders, and dragged him all the way to the big volcano, with tons of tons of tons in his mouth.
Shen Yu: I knew that the wealthy old man would not let me go so easily!
When they arrived at the climbing mountain, Ji Wenfeng helped Shen Yu put on the safety rope, and gave him a firm look: "Don't be afraid."
Shen Yu: "... I'm not afraid."
Ji Wenfeng: "Have you played with ropes before?"
Shen Yu: "Uh... once or twice." He spends his time in nightclubs every day, and what he does most is exercising in bed.
Ji Wenfeng said seriously: "Follow me closely."
Shen Yu: What's the matter with this feeling of being taken care of by the elder brother suddenly? !
Ji Wenfeng drank the last sip of wine, threw the can into the trash can, straightened his seat belt, and stared forward, his eyes sank.
Shen Yu was infected by him and held his breath nervously.
I only heard the commander give an order: "Next!"
Ji Wenfeng grabbed the ring with both hands and swung forward quickly with the momentum of thunder and stealing the bell!
Shen Yu: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) ! How can I keep up with you!
Ji Wenfeng played back and forth on the mountain four times before Shen Yu climbed a circle out of breath.
He came down from the mountain and sat on the bench decadently.
Ji Wenfeng put away the smile of a 135-pound child on his face, frowned and sat beside him.
Shen Yu said sadly: "I can't swing as fast as you."
Ji Wenfeng opened a bottle of wine for him: "You are still young, just practice more."
Shen Yu ton ton ton ton ton.
Ji Wenfeng: "Don't look at me doing it so easily, I punch every day. My teacher is very strict with me, and his request to us is to shoot out a grown man with one punch." He stretched out his right hand , showing off his biceps.
Shen Yu swallowed: What kind of teacher is this mother! ! ! ! Fortunately, he hasn't had time to do anything to Brother Ji! ! !
"It's really a bit thin." Ji Wenfeng squeezed his shoulders, "Xiao Shen, with all due respect, a man has to look like a man. You can't satisfy your siblings even in bed."
Shen Yu: "... Mainly rely on technology."
Ji Wenfeng laughed lowly, lowered his head to touch the cigarette, his sweaty forehead hair was scattered in front of his eyes, and he stroked it up. He raised his legs, lit a cigarette elegantly, and squinted his eyes to look at the pirate ship in the distance: "I don't like those flamboyant things. Men, you should be reckless, you should be bold. Just rush and finish the job. "He can't do anything else.
Shen Yu looked at Ji Wenfeng who was pointing Jiangshan and lashing out at Fang Qiu, a flash of longing flashed in his eyes:...the wealthy old man really exploded.
A man should be reckless and tough! How confident he is to say this!
He can even imagine what a tyrant Ji Wenfeng is in bed, who is indomitable, in control of the overall situation, and one-sided!
Damn, if it wasn't for remembering that I was a perverted attack, I would have an urge to commit myself to him.
Shen Yu looked at Ji Wenfeng with eyes full of admiration: "Brother Ji, I want to learn boxing!"
"Okay." Ji Wenfeng pushed Deng Te to him, "You have this self-motivated, very good—what shall we play next?"
With a thought in his mind, Shen Yu confessed: "Brother Ji, I may not be able to satisfy your desire to visit Disney."
Compared to a wealthy old man, he is just a younger brother. Brother Ji must be very annoying to see him, right
"What are you talking about?" Ji Wenfeng licked his red lips, squinted at him, and put his hands on his shoulders, "I am very happy to have you with me."
Shen Yu couldn't believe it: "It's... is it?"
Ji Wenfeng pinched the smoke between his lower lips with his slender fingers, and said deeply: "Your sister-in-law, you don't dare to play with anything, I will come with him, and I can only watch him change into a princess dress, and then go back to the hotel to make a fuss. He can't get out of bed like this..."
Shen Yu: The wealthy old man is reckless, just tough! Disney vs Little Wife, it’s so much higher than my Date A Big Battle, I don’t know where it’s gone, I’m sorry, I’m sorry! ! ! !
At this moment, Ji Wenfeng's cell phone rang. He glanced at it, stood up and extinguished the cigarette he had just smoked and threw it into the trash can.
Shen Yu could feel the muscles of the wealthy old man in front of him tense up: "What's wrong?"
Ji Wenfeng took out a bottle of men's perfume, sprayed half of it on his body, and said coldly, "Your sister-in-law is here."
He was once a king.
Now, his wife is here.
Ji Wenfeng absently stood with Shen Yu and waited for Lu Rong.
Ji Wenfeng: Why don't you come over yet
Lu Rong: Immediately
Ji Wenfeng shook his phone helplessly: "It will take a long time to go out."
Shen Yu: "Normal. You need to dress up."
Ji Wenfeng: "It's so annoying to be so cute."
Shen Yu: "I dressed it up for you."
Ji Wenfeng couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth, and quickly pressed it back, urging on WeChat: Where have you been
Lu Rong: Soon.
Ji Wenfeng: It's almost half an hour
Ji Wenfeng: If you do this again, I will come to pick you up
Lu Rong ignored him, and Ji Wenfeng put his phone in his pocket and coughed lightly: "It's not like that when you dress up."
As a prodigal son, Shen Yu has seen too many East Asian head swapping techniques: "It's different, it's really different, it's like two different people."
Ji Wenfeng put on a greasy look: "I'm an old couple, I haven't seen what he looks like, don't I know what he looks like?"
Shen Yu was curious: "Sister-in-law must be a great beauty."
Ji Wenfeng said modestly: "It's so-so."
The mobile phone in his hand rang suddenly.
A message pops up on the display: I'm right behind you.
Ji Wenfeng turned his head, and Shen Yu turned around with him.
The crystal slipper came into view.
Lu Rongying, who was dressed as Cinderella, stood still, shook out her feather fan, and covered most of her face, only showing a pair of eyes. Turning his eyes, he glanced at Ji Wenfeng noblely and glamorously, the tear mole at the corner of his eyes flickered slightly.
Shen Yu: Damn it! Is this average? ! The little wife of a wealthy old man! Clearly charming!
Shen Yu looked at Brother Ji in awe, only to find that Brother Ji's face was messed up, as if he could see the IQ -1, -1, -1, -1 debuffs on his head.
Shen Yu: ...
Could this be the legend... a woman appears and a man dies!