104. The vagabond, cheating online
Lu Rong hooked his hands, and Ji Wenfeng stepped forward quickly, looking at him deeply. If you look at it one more time, your IQ will be reduced by 1 point. Soon he lost his mind, fell into a frenzy, and became a licking dog.
Lu Rong frowned: "Why do you smell like cigarettes?"
Ji Wenfeng cleared his mind: "This is a men's perfume..."
"Impossible," Lu Rong's nose is sharper than a dog's, "none of your perfumes have such strong sandalwood."
Ji Wenfeng broke out in a cold sweat: "That may be because my brother smoked and dyed me..."
Lu Rong glanced at Shen Yu, awesome, I put on makeup for an extra hour, and you even called Ji Wenfeng brothers.
Lu Rong held Ji Wenfeng's hand, and softly acted like a baby to Ji Wenfeng: "How could he be your little brother, I am your little brother..."
Ji Wenfeng grabbed his waist and pulled him forcefully to his body: "Don't talk nonsense."
Lu Rong: "I'm really fucking your brother Ji Wenfeng, open your dog eyes and see."
Ji Wenfeng let out a muffled laugh, held his face in his hands, and rubbed it lightly: "You are not convincing at all when you dress like this. Let's go, I'll take you to get to know him."
"Wait a minute," Lu Rong said carefully to Ji Wenfeng, "Remember, I'm not Lu Rong today, I... I'm Lily." In this way, Ji Wenfeng won't cheat when he introduces him to Shen Yu up.
Ji Wenfeng's IQ dropped by 100: Ah! Women's clothing has its own name! Call Lily!
He seems to be having an affair with someone outside with Lu Rong behind his back, 666, Rongrong knows how to play.
Ji Wenfeng wrapped one hand around Lu Rong's shoulders, put one hand in his pocket, walked towards Shen Yu swaggeringly, and introduced him to Lu Rong: "This is Shen Yu, my little brother." Then he introduced Lu Rong to Shen Yu, " This is your sister-in-law."
Lu Rong: ...Why the fuck should I be worried that Ji Wenfeng will reveal my real name.
Shen Yu took Lu Rong's hand in a gentlemanly manner, bent down and kissed the back of his hand: "Hello, sister-in-law."
Sure enough, Lu Rong smelled the same cigarette smell, and glanced at him sharply: "Okay, I put on makeup for an extra hour, and Ji Wenfeng smelled of your smoke, I really underestimated you!" Thinking of this level, he withdrew his hand with a hum, and fanned the feather fan noblely and coolly against Li's face.
Shen Yu's eyes sank: The wealthy old man's little wife is indeed a princess! Although he couldn't see the whole picture, those eyes alone were charming and alluring, unsurpassed in the world.
"I don't like this one whose surname is Shen." Lu Rong held Ji Wenfeng's arm and began to pour him the ecstasy soup. "The two of us are fine, why do we have to bring him to play together?"
Ji Wenfeng: "He followed us and happened to take pictures of us."
Lu Rong became angry: "Yesterday you didn't allow others to look at my women's clothing, but today I want him to take pictures of me. What kind of enchanting soup did he pour you into?"
Ji Wenfeng: "That's my brother, who else is there?"
Lu Rong threw out his ultimate skill - pulling Ji Wenfeng's hand to make trouble ruthlessly, shamelessly and unreasonably: "Ji Wenfeng, I don't care! You hurry up and let him go back where he came from, I don't like this person."
While acting softly, Lu Rong was thinking coldly in his heart: as long as Ji Wenfeng speaks out to drive Shen Yu away, then Shen Yu will have no valid reason to complain. I gave you the ticket, and the person brought it to you. You hate being kicked out too much, and no refund will be given!
As soon as he acted like a baby, Ji Wenfeng's IQ went -1, -1, -1, and fell straight down. He pinched his delicate chin, leaned forward and kissed him.
"Good boy," Ji Wenfeng caressed the corners of his lips, "You can do whatever you want at home, and show me some face outside. People call you sister-in-law anyway, so don't look unhappy."
Lu Rong: "..."
Damn it, even though Ji Wenfeng was attacked by Jiang Zhi, the persona still stood firm. What's going on with this kind of persona of a wealthy old man who wants to save face!
In order to coax Lu Rong, Ji Wenfeng took him on the carousel, visited The Wizard of Oz, and went to the side to buy him Mickey popsicles.
Lu Rong stood in the center of the maze, thinking about how to drive Shen Yu away.
Standing five steps away from him, Shen Yu sent a WeChat message to the "Wicked Man": I want a refund.
Lu Rong's cell phone rang soon, and Li Nanbian forwarded him the screenshot: Shen Yu was not satisfied with the package of "Visiting Disney with the Goddess".
Lu Rong thought for a moment: Shen Yu may not even be able to settle this matter with him, and he can no longer drag the entire villain team into it. He told Li Nanbian to ask Shen Yu to add him on WeChat, and he would take care of it himself, so that if something happened, he, the seller, was responsible, and it had nothing to do with the intermediary of all the villains.
After a while, Shen Yu sent a friend request, and Lu Rong accepted it: Hello, dear, I am the seller.
Shen Yu: I want a refund.
Lu Rong: What's the matter, dear
Shen Yu: I bought a dating package, but Ji Wenfeng has a wife.
Lu Rong: We only promise to bring Ji Wenfeng to you, dear. As for whether he has a wife, we are not sure, as far as we know, he does not have one~
While typing with his hands like flying, he sneered coldly without emotion: "Who is Ji Wenfeng's wife, hmph."
Shen Yu: But I bought a dating package for two, and now there are three of them, and my mother watched Ji Wenfeng hugging his wife Qingqing me and me all the way, and even brought water for them to take pictures.
He even went on the merry-go-round, just to make a video of the rich old man riding with his little wife, fuck.
Ji Wenfeng throughout the whole process: "Hehehehehehahahahaha..."
The whole process of the little wife: "Hee hee hee hee hee..."
Shen Yu: Taking pictures indifferently.
He's just a soulless camera machine.
This is not what he wants to swim with the male god in Disney! He wants a refund!
Lu Rong was not reconciled, he was already on the verge of riding a tiger. He has already invested too much in this project: gourd doll packages from both sides of the strait and three places, once again wearing women's clothing that made him feel shadowy... He even bought another one to clean up the mess when he entered the park this morning. Disney VIP card (his card has been given to Shen Yu)! If the original amount is returned at this time, these will all become silent costs and lose everything.
Then what is he doing with such a fierce operation!
Lu Rong is determined to fight with his back.
He thought for a while, and quickly said: Oh, his wife is our buy one get one free
Shen Yu:
Lu Rong: Ji Wenfeng and his wife are also included in your package, dear
Shen Yu: Fuck, it can still be like this
Lu Rong: This is an extended service package called "The Temptation of Going Home"
Shen Yu: Huh
Lu Rong: If the excitement level of "traveling with the male god in Disney" is 5, then the excitement level of "traveling with the male god and his little wife in Disney and having an affair" will soar to 999. This is the latest research. out the result. You will join a three-person Shura field, playing the role of Ellie, I hope you enjoy it dear~
Shen Yu bowed down.
The customer service actually convinced him! Could this be the legendary million customer service
Seeing Shen Yu put away the phone, Lu Rong seemed to see him type gg, hide the phone, and shake his feather fan proudly.
Now it seems that Ji Wenfeng really only regards Shen Yu as his younger brother, and Shen Yu is also impatient with this. In this way, Ji Wenfeng's chrysanthemums have been perfectly preserved.
But, how can Shen Yu not refund
Give him some hope, for example, if he can have an affair with Ji Wenfeng under his own nose, Shen Yu will be like a donkey with a carrot hanging in front of his eyes, and continue to fight for this goal until today is exhausted.
Of course, it is absolutely impossible for him to succeed, Shen Yu can't fool his shrewd eyes. With him, Lu Rong, Shen Yu was destined to lose his wife and lose his army.
Lu Rong smiled slightly, with a cold look in his eyes: I want both money and people!
Standing five steps away, Shen Yu glanced at the noble, glamorous and slim Lu Rong, with a flash of amusement in his eyes: wonderful.
Although he has completely lost interest in Ji Wenfeng, a wealthy old dog, this expansion pack is really exciting.
What the customer service said was right, he should seize this opportunity and have a crazy affair with the rich old man's little wife.
After all... It's not as delicious as dumplings, and as fun as sister-in-law, isn't it
Shen Yu kept on doing nothing, walked towards Lu Rong with strides, grabbed his hand and left the maze.
Lu Rong: Meow meow
Behind Ji Wenfeng came back with two Mickey popsicles: Huh? What about my brother and my wife
He stood in the center of the green garden, his eyes were all green, his eyes couldn't help becoming serious...
Shen Yu took Lu Rong's hand and led him all the way to the pirate ship. He found a corner where no one was around, and pushed Lu Rong onto the cabin: "Finally it's only the two of us left, little beauty."
Lu Rong: "You!"
I asked you to play Ellie, but I didn't say I was Hong Shixian! Ji Wenfeng is Hong Shixian, what are you doing? !
Shen Yu: "...why is your voice so hoarse?"
Lu Rong came back to his senses, quickly covered his face with a fan, and lowered his eyes.
Shen Yu thought he was shy and timid, so he easily grabbed his feather fan and pushed it away. Lu Rong's eyes darkened, and the tails of his eyes flicked, and he glanced at him from the corner of his eye with horror and fear: It's over, I'm going to be exposed, how can I be a school bully in the south of the city in the future? ! It seems that it can only be killed...
Shen Yu felt fucked in his heart when he gave him such a thousand and one glances.
No wonder that old dog bullied her until she was hoarse last night, the wealthy little wife lived up to her reputation!
Shen Yu approached him ambiguously: "What's your name?"
Lu Rong: "..."
Brother, didn't we just meet last night! Will my women's clothing really become another person!
But this is good, avoiding the shame of being dismantled in public as a man disguised as a woman, and stabilizing his status as the overlord in the south of the city...
Thinking about how after taking off her women's clothes safely, she was the school bully who called the wind and rain again. Lu Rong was so cruel that she wanted to cry, "Don't...don't touch me, I'm already married..."
"I know." Shen Yupi raised his eyebrows with a smile, exuding the sexiness of a prodigal son cheating online, "Since you want to pursue excitement, then follow through to the end."
This man is damned into the show!
Lu Rong's eyes sank: Don't panic, I am a man who has played a hundred scenes with Ji Wenfeng. A mere prodigal son will not be my opponent.
He pushed Shen Yu away, walked to the side of the boat, held the reins and faced the sea: "Do you know what will happen if you steal me away?" He turned his face and took a deep look at Shen Yu, "Back then, That's how Troy fell."
Shen Yu took out a cigarette from his trouser pocket, lit it up, and felt emotional: Damn, a wealthy little wife worth nine thousand dollars is more educated than those women who only know how to dance in nightclubs.
He strode forward with a cigarette in his mouth, and looked at the distant horizon with him with his hands in his trouser pockets: "In the whole story, I only care about one thing."
Lu Rong: "What?"
Shen Yu turned his head and looked at him deeply: "Is Helen happy?"
Lu Rongren looked away as calmly as a chrysanthemum: "He treats me very well."
"But you have a lot of things on your mind." Shen Yu pressed his shoulders and turned him around, smoothing his frowning brows little by little, "Although you are smiling on your face, your eyes are always so sad."
Lu Rong thought to himself: I am really worried. I don't even know how it will end if this goes on!
"Stop talking." Lu Rong pushed him away, and sat sideways on a box of TNT, "I... I used to be just a dancer, and it was Master Ji who saved me. I swore that I would only be with him in this life one person."
Shen Yu: Fuck me! This 8999 set meal is Buddha, with such a detailed character background, the sense of substitution is like a god!
Shen Yu lifted his chin and looked carefully at his delicate and charming face: "I seem to have seen you somewhere... Lily, is that you Lily?"
Lu Rong was shocked: How the hell did you know my name is Lily? Isn't this a fucking coincidence? !
"Lily, it's me! Don't you remember me?" Shen Yu held his hand tightly against his chest, "I'm Brother Yu who you rescued back home on that snowy night three years ago!"