117. "I also used to fight tigers on Jingyanggang. If it wasn't for marrying him, why would I pretend to be honest and sell sesame seed cakes?!"
When he woke up the next day, Ji Wenfeng was a hero again, he would not stop for a moment, pestering Lu Rong to find out the whereabouts of his adulterer Liang Wendao.
Lu Rong had already made up his mind, he would not let go when he was beaten to death, brushed his teeth in front of the mirror, and said lightly: "What adulterers, there are no adulterers."
Ji Wenfeng brushed his teeth in front of the mirror side by side with him, with a ferocious face: "There is no adulterer, did I shock myself yesterday?!"
Lu Rong looked at him in astonishment: "Yesterday you touched the socket with your fingers, and the electric shock went numb. I rescued you and sent you to the hospital, but you still wronged me... Dalang, you are hallucinating from the electric shock!" "
Ji Wenfeng was furious: "If my finger touches the socket, I will be burnt to ashes. Where did the illusion come from? In the future, physics and English will be supplemented together."
Lu Rong quickly pushed his back with both hands, and pushed him out of the door: "It's getting late, Dalang is going out to sell sesame seed cakes." After speaking, he closed the door with a bang.
Ji Wenfeng breathed out the fragrance, cursed, went back to his room and changed his school uniform, went downstairs to help the auntie cook the egg-filled pancakes and brought them to the dining room to serve dishes one by one.
Seeing that Ji Wenfeng was preparing breakfast for everyone for the first time, Jitong smiled and said, "Hey, what's the matter today?"
Ji Wenfeng said bitterly: "Guest officer, egg-filled biscuits cost two yuan each."
Ji Tong: "...?"
Ji Tong searched around before finding two coins for him, Ji Wenfeng accepted them bitterly, and put them into his school uniform trousers pocket.
Jitong couldn't help pressing his shoulder: "Are you short of money recently?"
Ji Wenfeng's muscles stiffened, his eyelids twitched, and his right hand curled up like a chicken paw.
Jitong was taken aback: "Xiaofeng! What's wrong with you!"
Ji Wenfeng was afraid that last night he and Lu Rong looked like they were having an affair, but in the end they were caught by a third party who not only had an affair but also gave him a phone call, so he forced himself to calmly say to his father: "I am Dalang, basic operation." After speaking, he walked back to the kitchen with bowed legs.
Fang Qing who just came downstairs saw this weird scene: "... What's wrong with Xiaofeng?"
Ji Tong: "He said he was Da Lang."
Fang Qing: "Huh? What big man?"
Ji Tong: "It's selling cakes and being disabled, Wu Dalang."
Fang Qing: "It's good that a child has a talent for acting, but what's wrong with acting? Do you want to play Wu Dalang? Don't ordinary boys want to play Monkey King?"
Jitong poked the pancake worriedly: "I really hope that Xiaofeng will inherit the company as the president, but his physical disability and mental illness... really make me worry. Maybe he can only be an actor."
After hearing this, Lu Rong quickly sent a WeChat message to Ji Wenfeng: "What are you doing in front of your parents?"
Ji Wenfeng, a black-faced little beggar, sits in a corner and begs for food.jpg: "Selling cakes."
Lu Rong: "Come back and eat!"
Ji Wenfeng: "No, my pancakes are not sold out yet."
Lu Rong: "Then why don't you eat?!"
Ji Wenfeng: "It's okay, I'll eat two bites of pancakes when I'm hungry."
Lu Rong: "..."
Ji Wenfeng loves acting so much, how can he break it!
After they finished their meal, they got into Lao Song's car. When Lao Song saw Ji Wenfeng in the rearview mirror, he let out a snort.
Thinking of what happened last night, Ji Wenfeng was furious. However, he was busy looking for clues about his adulterer Liang Wendao, and forcibly controlled his emotions to interrogate Lao Song carefully: "You were the one who sent me to the hospital last night."
Lao Song lowered his eyebrows and looked pleasing to the eye: "... yes, puff."
Ji Wenfeng: "That's why you recited me from the calm room?"
Lao Song: "Yes, the second young master called me to carry you up, puff."
Ji Wenfeng glanced at Lu Rong, Lu Rong had ghosts in his eyes, but he was calm and composed, with the bearing and demeanor of a generation of alluring seductresses who "could lie to you".
Ji Wenfeng continued to interrogate Lao Song: "Then did you see a boy in my room at that time? He is about 1.8 meters tall, about the same height as Rongrong, as thin as a stick, wearing a suit, and carrying a small box , and put pomade on his head."
Lao Song thought for a while: "No, puff."
Lu Rong evoked a smile. When he called Lao Song, he had already hidden Liang Wendao behind the curtain.
Ji Wenfeng gritted his teeth secretly, grabbed the back seat of Lao Song's car and continued to ask: "Really?"
Lao Song: "When I went in, only you and the second young master were in the room, puff."
Ji Wenfeng slowly sat back in the back seat of the car, with his long legs raised solemnly, his slender eyebrows and eyes coldly glanced at Lu Rong, who was secretly proud, and found the subtle curvature of the corners of his mouth.
Ji Wenfeng was furious, and grabbed his chin: "Witch, you colluded with the adulterer and the driver to lie to me!"
Lu Rong said indifferently: "I told you, it was you who poked your hand into the socket and got an electric shock."
Ji Wenfeng groaned, stroked the corners of his lips, and his eyes gradually deepened: "Hey, tell me, I've been cheated by you all day long, so I'm your rightful husband?"
Lu Rong brushed his hand away: "Is the cake sold out?"
Ji Wenfeng: "...no."
Lu Rong: "Hehe, useless man."
Lao Song glanced at the two teenagers in the rearview mirror who were starting to fight again, and couldn't help asking: "Eldest Young Master, there is something I've always wanted to ask—why were you in Second Young Master's room last night, puff."
Ji Wenfeng: "..."
Ji Wenfeng showed the demeanor of the young master: "Are you laughing at everything you say today when I don't hear you? Drive your car well!"
When he arrived at school, Ji Wenfeng didn't even have time to pack his schoolbag, so he looked for Liang Wendao, the adulterer, everywhere.
Liang Wendao wanted to run for the student union's study director, and he was canvassing for votes in another class, surrounded by a large group of people talking and laughing.
Today Liang Wendao wore new sneakers to school, which caused a sensation in the whole school and his popularity soared.
Classmate a: "Kami sama, the pair on your feet, could it be a big lightning bolt?!"
Liang Wendao pretended to turn his feet inadvertently, and lowered his head to take a look: "Well, it seems so."
Classmate b: "It's awesome! I've seen the price, and I can't afford it even if it's sold!"
Classmate a: "Not only can't afford it, but even if you have money, you can't buy it! The god of learning is worthy of being the god of learning!"
Liang Wendao chuckled and said calmly, "Oh? Is that so? I don't know much about it either." In fact, I've read it hundreds of times on the Internet. From the fantasy of junior high school to high school, I can't wait to stand upside down and walk with my hands after wearing it. "I got it from someone else."
Classmate a: "Give it to me?!!! Someone gave me a big lightning bolt?!!!"
Liang Wendao hummed unhurriedly: "He said, I'm going to participate in the National Mathematical Olympiad, and he hopes that I will wear this pair of lightning bolts on stage to receive the award and add luster to Chengnan."
Classmate A was envious and jealous: "The god of learning is worthy of being the god of learning! Even the gifts given by others are so high-end!"
Classmate B is even more perceptive: "Give such a big gift in one go, and even say that she is encouraging the god of learning to win the prize. I seriously doubt that she wants to chase you!"
As soon as he said that, the others realized it immediately and started booing—
"Who spends a lot of money to pursue the god of learning?"
"Are you pretty?"
"Hey, let's not talk about whether you are beautiful or not. I think it's okay with this attitude of spending a lot of money and the attitude of chasing people tirelessly! Today's young ladies are all arrogant and need to be chased. Miss, Xue Shen, you deserve it!"
Liang Wendao: "Uh..." Why did the painting style change suddenly!
But the painting style has changed so suddenly that it can't be turned back, and the gossip is rushing in all directions like a tide.
"Xueshen has a wife, she is a young lady, she is beautiful and rich, and she has no complaints or regrets in investing in Xueshen's scientific research business!"
"When will the god of learning bring the goddess to us?"
"When will you get married, and when will you have a baby? Do you plan to have a baby three years before Squad Leader Ji?"
"Hey, the god of learning is worthy of being a god of learning. Good grades are good in everything, and even life-long events get full marks. You really deserve to be a star of Wenqu in the sky! Vote for him!"
Liang Wendao: "..."
He originally wanted to justify a few words, but seeing more and more people convincingly fill him in as "Minister of Study", he swallowed his words back.
Boys in their teens really want to pretend to be aggressive, not to mention that pretending to be aggressive has brought him tangible benefits.
... Assuming that he has a girlfriend from a wealthy lady, this has effectively increased his popularity, and it seems to perfectly prove that "he studies well", making him invincible when he is running for the minister of studies!
Anyway, no one knew that the boss sent him the big lightning. He'll just pretend he has a wealthy girlfriend.
Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, Lu Rong's call came, and the people around shouted: "Did the goddess come here?!"
Liang Wendao: "Haha, hahahaha..." What's the matter with this forbidden and paradoxical stealing emotion? ! Picking it up secretly, he said "Hello" unnaturally.
Lu Rong: "Ji Wenfeng went to look for you. You were not at the scene last night."
Although Ji Wenfeng was blinded by Ji Wenfeng in the car, he knew that Ji Wenfeng would not let it go, and he would definitely trouble Liang Wendao when he arrived at school, so he called in advance to inform Liang Wendao to hide.
Liang Wendao: "Huh?" Why did it really seem like an affair...
Lu Rong: "1. Let's not do his VIP list. Refunding and breaking the contract is a big scandal, so we should treat it as nothing. What can you do! 3. He can kill an adult with one punch."
Liang Wendao was startled, seeing Ji Wenfeng striding aggressively towards the end of the corridor, with a delicate and beautiful face, but with huge fists: "He...he really came to the door."
Lu Rong: "Don't panic, hold him back! I made him think that he was hallucinating, and he is not sure that you called him last night, and there is no evidence in hand. You just need to tell him that you stayed at the At home, it’s fine if you haven’t gone out at all.”
Liang Wendao: "What if I can't fool him."
Lu Rong pondered for a moment: "Then say something to him."
Liang Wendao: "What are you talking about?"
Lu Rong sternly asked: "Da Lang, are you sold out of cakes?!"
Liang Wendao black question mark: "Huh?!"
Lu Rong: "Yes, as long as you say this, you can restrain the runaway Ji Wenfeng!" After speaking, he hung up the phone.
Liang Wendao looked at Ji Wenfeng who had already walked in front of him, and swallowed.
Boss, what a man he can't figure out!
Hope Boss' Maleficent Curse works...
Everyone was surrounding Liang Wendao to congratulate and congratulate him. Ji Wenfeng, holding his school uniform in one hand, strode forward with long legs, separated from the crowd, and stood still in front of Liang Wendao.
There was a moment of silence.
The usual lazy school girl now has a handsome face, his whole body is chilling, and his eyes are full of murderous intent.
Liang Wendao is also a man of the hour in the south of the city, and at this moment when thousands of people are watching him, he never wants to be overwhelmed by the school grass.
He just got the golden voice from the boss, and he became more courageous. Even though Ji Wenfeng was frightening, he even gave him a shock, but he knew that if the boss said he was fine, then he was fine. Boss must be able to protect all of them! This is what Liang Wendao has believed in since the first day he joined the villain group!
That's why Liang Wendao also summoned up his 120,000-point spirit, retreated instead of advancing, straightened his chest, without losing the spirit of a god of learning.
The school grass and the school god confront each other in the corridor early in the morning, their eyes catch each other and fight each other.
A villain, Li Nanbian, who was passing by, cut to "megola box" and played the bgm of the boxing ring.
"Where were you last night?" Ji Wenfeng took off his headphones and hung them around his neck, holding the fire and lighting a cigarette lazily.
Liang Wendao calmly said, "At home."
"At home?" Ji Wenfeng's thin lips moved, and he sneered with a cigarette in his mouth, "Then why did I see you at my house?"
It seemed that what Liang Wendao met was not a school bully, but a school bully, but after thinking about it, I, Liang Wendao, am the perpetrator of the school bully gang! He plucked up his courage and pretended to be coercive: "Hehe, what am I going to do at your house?"
"I was just about to ask." Ji Wenfeng tilted his head slightly, his eyes suddenly became like blades, "My wife is pretty, but do I allow you to see it?"
Liang Wendao: "...?" Did I see your wife? I saw it was my boss!
Liang Wendao looked aggrieved, and the melon-eating crowd joined in one after another.
Classmate a: "Squad leader Ji, I'm afraid this is a misunderstanding, Xueshen has a girlfriend."
Classmate b: "Yes, yes, his girlfriend is a wealthy lady. She is beautiful and considerate. She is a natural match with Xue Shen. She will not steal your wife."
Classmate c: "His wife just gave him a pair of lightning bolts worth more than 20,000 yuan, encouraging him to compete for the national Olympiad championship!"
When Ji Wenfeng heard the words, his body froze, and he lowered his head and swept towards Liang Wendao's brand new sneakers - these were obviously the pair of lightning bolts that Lu Rong bought with him when he was in Hong Kong!
He was waiting for Rong Rong to give it to him every day, and the flowers he had been waiting for were all thanked, but Rong Rong actually gave it to Liang Wendao!
He is not playing Wu Dalang! He is the real Wu Dalang!
When Ji Wenfeng raised his head again, his eyes were as red as blood: "How could you have..."
Liang Wendao was eager to clear things up: "Uh... big lightning? My girlfriend gave it to me."
Ji Wenfeng threw away the school uniform in his hand, stuffed the cigarette at his fingertips into his mouth, took a deep puff, and then suddenly picked up Liang Wendao's collar: "Who the hell is your girlfriend?!"
Liang Wendao seemed to have returned to his miserable childhood when he was bullied by the gang of school bullies. In an emergency, he remembered the face of the boss, and also remembered the earnest instructions of the boss!
When Ji Wenfeng raised his fist, he yelled out the malevolent curse: "Da Lang, are your cakes sold out?!"
Ji Wenfeng paused as he grabbed his collar, his fist hung in the air and stopped moving, his face was full of struggles, Liang Wendao was delighted in his heart: Wow, what the boss said is indeed a golden sentence! These words really destroyed Ji Wenfeng's psychological defense!
Who knew that Ji Wenfeng's eyes were lost for a moment, and then he looked at him coldly: "Go back and tell that temptress that I used to fight tigers on Jingyanggang. If it wasn't for marrying him, why would I pretend to be honest and sell sesame seed cakes? !"
As he said that, he was going to kill Ximen Wendao who stole his wife and shoes!
At this moment, Lu Rong was hiding in a corner not far away, wearing a hat and mask, looking like a paparazzi following him.
When the bgm of "megola box" sounded, he knew that something was wrong, and he didn't even have time to put his schoolbag away. He followed Li Nanbian's bgm like the wind and rushed to the scene of the crime.
He hid behind the wall first, poked his head out to check the situation. Because he knew very well that, as the core of the three Shura field, if he stepped forward at this time, it would only make the scene even more chaotic.
Ji Wenfeng grabbed Liang Wenfeng and said, "Did you go to my house to steal my wife?" !
Liang Wendao flatly denied: No!
Ji Wenfeng believed that he was a ghost, and raised his fist to beat him.
Liang Wendao sternly asked, "Dalang, are your cakes sold out?"
…
So far, the script has followed his script perfectly. If his prediction is correct, Ji Wenfeng should have struggled a bit here, and finally left Liang Wendao behind and started selling cakes in public. After all, he is such a person who loves acting, he will not easily do things that go against other people's designs!
But it never occurred to me that Ji Wenfeng would quit today, and even uttered some earthy love stories mixed with selling cakes and beating tigers!
Lu Rong turned pale with shock, and covered his nosebleed: ...it's so cute.
no.
A cold light flashed in Lu Rong's eyes. As the mastermind behind Chengnan Middle School, he wanted to protect his team members from Ji Wenfeng's bullying!
He no longer cared about hiding himself, and poked his head out.
At this time, a pair of black and blue lightning flashed into his eyes, stinging his keen optic nerve!
Ahhhhhhhhhh how could this happen!
No wonder even acting can't stop Ji Wenfeng, it's okay if you just wear out the token of love!
It was agreed to wear a big lightning to go to the National Mathematical Olympiad and win the championship to add luster to Chengnan Zheng Guang! Why did you wear it the next day to pretend to be aggressive, and said it was a gift from your girlfriend, whoever will go to hell if you don’t go to hell!
Lu Rong had a premonition that this matter could not be resolved, so he had to go out on his own and stop the crazy Ji Wenfeng.
In this way, the fact that he is an ordinary South High School student in front of others, but in fact he is a school bully who monopolizes the entire South City, and he is also Ji Wenfeng's little slave will spread like wildfire, causing his entire high school career to be here. collapse. In the future, whether it is a school bully or a small slave, neither life will be easy!
But it's a small matter to explode the vest, he absolutely must not let his team members be beaten up because of him!
Lu Rong retracted his head, took a few deep breaths, determined to get out of the corner and meet his fate!
"What are you... doing here?" Jin Menglu was carrying her schoolbag and looked at him in bewilderment.
Lu Rong's eyes lit up, aren't these the only VIP customers they have
Lu Rongwen asked him in a low voice: "Jin Menglu?"
Jin Menglu looked at him as if looking at a pervert: "You know me?"
Lu Rong: "Have you purchased the VIP service worth 5999?"
Jin Menglu took a step back: "Could it be that you are that... villain?!"
Lu Rong: "Hehe. I need your help now. As long as you agree, I will give you a year of 599ip supreme service for free."
Jin Monroe was taken aback: "It's too late for me to return the goods!"
The private teacher asked her to do the questions every day like a pervert, explained the knowledge points 24 hours a day, checked at any time, and followed up at the same time. She felt that she might as well go to school honestly.
Lu Rong was resourceful: "Then I will shorten the service time by half, and the package service will be interrupted after the midterm exam."
Jin Menglu threw away her schoolbag and said, "What do you want me to do, just tell me."
Lu Rong supported her by the shoulders: "Pretend to be Xue Shen's girlfriend, and insist that you gave him the big lightning bolt."
Jin Monroe: "... huh?"
Lu Rong led her to turn around and fired. Jin Menglu rushed into the middle of Ji Wenfeng and Liang Wendao like a small cannonball, barely hitting Liang Wendao's chest!
Liang Wendao was about to be beaten by Ji Wenfeng by the collar, and he frantically explained: "This is really a gift from my girlfriend!"
With a cigarette in his mouth, Ji Wenfeng sneered: "Where did your girlfriend come from, what's your name, who's age, where is your family?!"
Liang Wendao: "I... I..."
He can solve all complicated math problems, but he can't make up a touching love story under the strong pressure of Ji Wenfeng!
At this moment, a girl rushed into his chest like a cannonball!
Ji Wenfeng was taken aback for a moment, and quickly stopped: "Who are you?!"
Jin Menglu and Lu Rong met eyes, and resolutely mustered up the courage to puff up her chest: "I... I am Liang Wendao's girlfriend!"
Ji Wenfeng: "!" Liang Wendao actually has a girlfriend!
Liang Wendao: "!" I, Liang Wendao, actually have a girlfriend!
Onlookers whispered around.
"Isn't this Jin Monroe from Class 6? I didn't expect it! She looks so ordinary, but she has caught up with the god of learning! You really can't be judged by appearances, and green tea can't be measured!"
"Hey, don't say that. Although he is not as good as Mr. Ji's wife, Jin Menglu is also a big lady. Otherwise, no matter how generous he is, he will be a pair of big lightning!"
"I originally thought that the woman Xue Shen fell in love with should be smarter. I heard that her academic performance is very poor..."
"You don't understand this. It is impossible for a god of learning to fall in love with another god of learning, otherwise the exam will always be better than his wife, and the wife will run away in anger. Have you read "Love at First Kiss"? Even gods of learning like fools! "
"It makes sense, it makes sense..."
Ji Wenfeng let go of his hand in astonishment, and patted Liang Wendao's shirt: "I'm sorry, I apologize to you. I was too arrogant, thinking you were lying to me."
Liang Wendao escaped from birth, his whole body was empty, and he said with a dry smile: "Why did I lie to you..."
Ji Wenfeng: "My wife also bought me a pair of big lightning bolts. You wore them before I wore them. I thought you stole my wife."
"Stop looking down on people! I have a very good relationship with my wife." Liang Wendao hugged his girlfriend who fell from the sky in front of his strong desire to survive.
Under the temptation of halving the course, Jin Menglu raised her chin arrogantly and protested at Ji Wenfeng: "I love my husband very much, this is a big lightning bolt that I begged for a lot of money! Don't think that you are the only one who can afford it."
Ji Wenfeng: "Uh..." Looking past the two of them, he pointed to their backs.
Liang Wendao and Jin Menglu turned their heads and saw the dean Zhu Renliang standing behind them with a murderous expression on his face.
Liang Wendao and Jin Menglu hurriedly let go of each other, and stretched out Erkang's hand to Zhu Renliang: "Things are not what you think!"
One in each hand, Zhu Renliang dragged the two away by the collar: "Puppy love, right? Let's go to the teaching office."