124. Lu Rongrong, a master of palace fighting, beats Ji Wenfeng in science
Lu Rong easily dealt with Fang Chang, and then went to deal with the rotten girl.
He poked the back of the rotten girl in the front row with his pen cap: "You, run for the Minister of Arts and Culture."
"Huh?" Xiao Zhuqing turned around, "I don't want it. Do you think I can join the leadership of the student union party?"
Lu Rong: "Like."
Xiao Zhuqing: "Get out. I don't even have time to knock cp, I don't have time."
Lu Rong said lightly: "I have already selected you."
In the first round of class referral, everyone has the right to be elected. Just like Fang Chang brought people to vote for Lu Rong, Lu Rong led people to vote for Xiao Zhuqing.
Hearing this, Xiao Zhuqing threw the Kindle on the table, turned around, poked his head out, grabbed his neck and shook it vigorously: "You-looking for-death-"
Lu Rong, the school bully in the southern part of the city, was choked by a crazy woman and dangled around without compulsion.
Sure enough, God sent this crazy woman to restrain himself.
However, she has already been sent, so why send Ji Wenfeng
When Lu Rong had a near-death experience in Xiao Zhuqing's hands, he thought of the ultimate question of life.
Xiao Zhuqing had vented enough, threw Lu Rong, who looked like a rag bag, on the table, took out a pocky from the desk, put it between his fingers and put it in his mouth: "Oh, I won't waste precious things I live my life on this kind of nonsense. It won't work even if I get voted in. I won't run at all - I won't even shoot a campaign video! I'm not interested in bureaucracy, I just want to spend my life in the wild Live my peaceful life, take cp, lalang, and watch little Huang Wen.” He said noblely and glamorously maintained a smoking posture, and bit off Pocky’s head with a click.
Fang Chang walked by and stretched out a finger: "Current girl, did you put on nail polish? It's so shiny and disgusting."
"That's armor oil! Armor oil!" Xiao Zhuqing bit into pieces of the pocky, stood up and hit someone.
When Xiao Zhuqing came back after beating Fang Chang with his sleeves rolled up, Lu Rong lay down on the table and heaved a sigh of relief.
He raised his head coldly: "There is a reason why I asked you to run for the Minister of Literature and Art. Ji Wenfeng will be in the student union."
Xiao Zhuqing took a deep breath: "And you will be his little secretary! Well..." She touched a new pocky and came out, her eyes shining brightly, "That means I can get close when I enter the student union Knock your cp! Knock for real every day!"
Lu Rong said angrily, "No... I'm not his secretary."
Xiao Zhuqing chuckled: "People can't fight for their lives."
What Lu Rong said opened her mind. In order to make sure that this was a good deal, she pushed Lu Rong back, opened his desk, and took out his student union list.
Lu Rong was shocked: "...what are you doing?!"
Xiao Zhuqing browsed quickly, and muttered: "Ji Wenfeng, Fang Chang, Ling Ren, Shen Yu, Deng Te..." The more he read, the looser his brows became, and finally a scheming smile bloomed, squinting Looking at Lu Rong, "Well, not bad." The student union team appointed by Lu Rong are all handsome guys.
Lu Rong read the danger in Xiao Zhuqing's wolf-turned eyes, and his hair stood on end.
Xiao Zhuqing crossed Erlang's legs and shook the list in his hand: "I am very satisfied with the attacks you have chosen for yourself."
"Attack your head." Lu Rong grabbed the list.
Xiao Zhuqing turned her head contentedly and changed her mind.
She plans to run for the Minister of Literature and Art of Rao Shizi.
After all, even if the student union is not full of handsome guys, it can still make up a lot of CP...
Now that the list of candidates has been determined, Lu Rong is busy planning the campaign plans for all the candidates.
Lu Rong: "The most important thing before the election is the TV speech. This is the only officially designated campaign unit that can be played freely. We must help our candidates set up people, attract the most votes, and help them win in the end .”
Li Nanbian put the photos of Lingren, Fang Chang, Liang Wendao, Deng Te, Shen Yu, and Xiao Zhuqing on the magnetic blackboard.
Lu Rong divided these people into two groups: "Shen Yu, Xiao Zhuqing, these two people don't need to bother with publicity, especially Xiao Zhuqing."
As long as Xiao Zhuqing wants to run for office, she can directly turn her group of highly loyal rotten girls into votes.
As for Shen Yu...
Lu Rong has already thought up his campaign words: don't vote for me, hit you~
It is the other four that are more troublesome.
Lu Rong: "Although Chief Fang is well-known, he has no deterrent power. Everyone can play with him, but there is no way to trust his leadership. Is there any good way to make him famous quickly—his campaign fund is 2000 yuan."
Yan Gou quickly came up with a plan: "A 12-meter-long banner, hang from the fourth floor to the first floor, and write Lingren's campaign slogan, with a budget of 80 yuan. Print the poster and deliver it to the school gate, with a budget of 400 yuan. In the past week, Fang Chang's award-winning experience has been broadcast, which has opened up his popularity. Put up a small advertisement on the table in the cafeteria, copy the QR code and scan it in to get his personal profile."
Lu Rong: "Add Ling Ren x Fang Chang's CP bundled marketing, and harvest rotten girl votes for him."
Yan Gou: The boss's way of thinking is really flamboyant. In this way, Lingren's ticket is also available.
Lu Rong: "The competition for the head of the organization is fierce. Ling Ren and Ji Wenfeng are in the same class. The road ahead is dangerous. It is useless to speculate on cp with Fang Chang. More cunning campaign strategies are needed. Ji Wenfeng has as high as 98% women Supporters, but there are not a few people who are dissatisfied with him in the male group. In this case, arrange for Lingren to stand on the opposite side of Ji Wenfeng, and play a "Ji Wenfeng rebel". Anyone who Ji Wenfeng supports Oppose, he supports whoever Ji Wenfeng opposes, and can even openly criticize Ji Wenfeng's rule, and sing against Ji Wenfeng. In this way, his position determines that he will get the sympathy of many male dicks. What do you think of this idea? How about it?"
Yan Gou took the lead in applauding.
Lu Rong is really scheming when it comes to packaging candidates.
The next one, Lu Rong's eyes fell on Liang Wendao: "You are a god of learning, and you are already well-known. Everyone has heard all the honors about you, and your ears are numb."
Liang Wendao puffed out his chest.
"If you want to win this election, you have to make everyone feel that your excellence is something they can share. What you have to give them is a blank check!" Lu Rong's eyes were shining brightly, "You just need to say one sentence during the TV speech Words: After being elected, make your learning methods public, and ensure that everyone can increase their total score by 30 points at the end of this semester!"
Liang Wendao frowned, feeling that things were not simple: "I don't have any learning methods." He just has a high IQ. "I also have no way to guarantee that everyone's total final score can be increased by 30 points." If this can be done, why is he still studying here? He should be a special high school student educator for the Education Bureau to give a national tour lecture.
Lu Rong pressed his shoulders: "It doesn't matter. When Hoover came to power, he told the people of the United States to guarantee that they would eat pork for every meal at the end of the year. Do you see any pigs? Khrushchev also said that the people of the Soviet Union would eat pork." Chicken, do you think there is any chicken? Even if the president of the United States and the Soviet Union are like this, what does it matter if you, a little minister of learning, boast indiscriminately and break your promise? As long as we can be elected."
The fragile moral barrier in Liang Wendao's heart collapsed suddenly, and a cunning light flashed in his eyes like Lu Rong's: "Okay, I'll lie!"
After Lu Rong brainwashed Liang Wendao, Deng Te was next.
Lu Rong looked at Deng Te carefully, and Deng Te's remaining right eye drooped shyly.
Lu Rong: "Well..."
Dent: "..."
Lu Rong put his hand on his chin: "..."
Dent: "..."
Lu Rong walked a few steps away and looked at it carefully: "..."
Dent: "..."
Lu Rong stretched out his hand to lift his long bangs, and Deng Te trembled slightly because the seal on his left eye was released.
Lu Rong nodded in satisfaction: "Chuang Wang, you are quite handsome."
A blush crept across Dent's face.
Lu Rong: "Since you are so handsome, let's use your appearance to attract fans—Yan Gou."
Yan Gou: Yes.
Lu Rong: "Compile a short biography of Deng Te, who is both true and false, and portray him in a beautiful, strong and tragic line of family misfortune, persistence in chasing dreams, passionate punching, and self-improvement—Dente, when the time comes, you and Yan Gou will grind together. Check out the script."
Dent nodded coolly.
"No problem." Lu Rong patted him on the shoulder, "Don't worry."
After arranging everyone's campaign ideas, Lu Rong handed over the specific execution to the evil group. Yan Gou has planned several campus public opinion, whether it is online public relations or offline publicity, he is very experienced, Lu Rong is not worried at all.
After the meeting, he went home relaxed.
As soon as he left school, he met Ji Wenfeng.
As usual, Ji Wenfeng was surrounded by a large group of people, and as usual, he spotted Lu Rong from the crowd at a glance.
But he didn't push away the crowd as usual, sneaked behind the tree that Lu Ronghui passed by, and secretly covered his eyes while he wasn't paying attention. He didn't disappear suddenly, and when Lu Rong turned around, he found that he was already staring at him intently behind him. Not to mention winking at him in the crowd, or licking the corners of his lips without anyone noticing.
Ji Wenfeng snorted, turned his face away, his expression became stinky and irritable.
Lu Rong: "..." Here we go again.
Sitting in Lao Song's car, Ji Wenfeng snorted again, crossed his legs with displeasure, took out the switch from his schoolbag and started playing, and put on his headphones pretendingly, expressing that he didn't want to talk.
Lu Rong had no choice but to take out his mobile phone and start listening to English.
Looking at Lu Rong's reflection from the window, Ji Wenfeng gritted his teeth.
When he got home, Ji Wenfeng went upstairs with his trouser pockets in his hands. After Lu Rong finished his homework and reviewed the promotion plan and budget sent by Yan Gou, he looked up at the clock on the wall.
Today is Wednesday.
Their cross-strait three-place gourd baby service package uses the date.
It was agreed at the beginning that there will be a post every Wednesday. But now it's nine o'clock, and Ji Wenfeng in the next room is still not moving at all. Normally, he would live here after class.
Lu Rong inexplicably felt irritable, hesitated for a while, got up and opened the door, strided to the corridor, and pushed open the door of Ji Wenfeng's room.
Ji Wenfeng bought Thai foot stickers to stick on the soles of his feet.
Ever since he lost the right to drive further because of foot odor, Ji Wenfeng bought a bunch of products to treat Hong Kong's feet and tried the medicine himself.
What deodorant socks, deodorant insoles, and dehumidifying foot stickers.
According to the theory of traditional Chinese medicine, foot odor is caused by heavy moisture. If you stick foot pads every night to remove moisture, it will help improve the condition.
Judging from the user reviews on Taobao, there was a lot of water the next day, Ji Wenfeng was skeptical, after all, he is an American science man who has received a systematic science education.
But the problem of foot odor has become urgent, and it has reached the point where a dead horse is a living horse doctor.
So tonight, in the spirit of scientific inquiry, Ji Wenfeng planned to experiment for himself.
"The ones attached to the soles of the feet are the experimental group."
"The one pasted on the thigh is the control group A."
"The one that was torn apart and exposed to the air was the control group b."
"If you wake up early in the morning and there is water in the three groups, it means that the foot patch is a lie. The ingredients in it will leak water even if they are exposed to the air."
"If you wake up early tomorrow morning, the experimental group and control group a have water, and the control group b is dry, it means that the foot patch is a lie. Any part of the body will get water."
"If you wake up early tomorrow morning, only the experimental group has water, and the control group a and b are both dry, then it means that the foot patch really sucked a little liquid from the bottom of his feet."
"At that time, I will continue to record and see if the foot odor is better..."
Ji Wenfeng lay down on the table seriously, and wrote down the detailed experimental steps in his paper on foot odor.
Just as he was treating his foot odor problem very seriously in the spirit of science, Lu Rong broke in.
Ji Wenfeng hurriedly put on his slippers and lowered his trouser legs so that Lu Rong could not see the foot stickers.
This is his last dignity.
With a noble and cold face, he snorted and gave Lu Rong a hard look: "What are you doing here?"
Do you see my joke? !
Before Lu Rong could speak, he choked back, his almond-shaped eyes widened: "... Are you going to continue like this forever?"
Ji Wenfeng didn't want to do that either. But Rong Rongrang said that he stinks, it really hurt his self-esteem as an attacker.
He is at the most sensitive age, and he has always been the favorite of heaven. It is too late for everyone to admire and like him, but the young man he admires thinks his feet are smelly. Ji Wenfeng feels ashamed when he thinks about it.
He sniffed his stinky socks from Wang Xiufen's laundry room yesterday, and he thought it was okay, not smelly, but Lu Rong didn't like it.
Ji Wenfeng had a nightmare last night, dreaming repeatedly about the scene where Lu Rong said that his feet stink.
Men with stinky jio, and men with baldness, are both deadly.
No matter how much money there is, no matter how handsome he is, as long as jio stinks, he should die! Not worthy of a relationship!
Ji Wenfeng took a deep look at Lu Rong, and said quietly: "Until you let go, I will not reconcile with you."
He had already sworn secretly that he would never get back together with Rong Rong before he praised his Jio Xiangxiang.
He doesn't want this kind of charity love!
Looking at his indifferent side face, Lu Rong chuckled: "I never expected you to be this kind of person."
In his opinion, Ji Wenfeng was undoubtedly angry because he didn't do it for him yesterday.
Mingming used to keep saying that the cold war should not exceed 24 hours, but when he turned his face, it turned into not doing anything with him and not reconciling.
Men are big pigs.
Hearing Lu Rong's sarcasm and sarcasm, Ji Wenfeng was heartbroken, but he still accepted his fate with a sullen face: "You... didn't you know it yesterday." He is such a person with smelly feet.
Lu Rong couldn't stand it anymore, rushed out the door, damn Ji Wenfeng! big liar!
Ji Wenfeng looked at Lu Rong's back, his eyes filled with heart-wrenching pain. It wasn't until Lu Rong turned his back that he dared to reveal his true feelings.
Because when Lu Rong disliked him relentlessly, he had already deeply understood: Lu Rong didn't love him.
There are so many jio stinky men in this world, their pussies put up with it, but never speak out.
Men, save face.
But Rong Rong, who was loved by him thousands of times, said those three words easily!
Ji Wen got angry with him, hated himself even more, couldn't help but moved his legs and feet to the bed, and hammered them hard a few times: Why are you so stinky!
There was a slamming door next door, and Ji Wenfeng was ecstatic for a moment, put on a transparent biochemical mask, picked up his smelly socks with tweezers, and put them in a sealed bag.
Yesterday's stinky socks were unwashed, and they were all sealed in a sealed bag and marked with the date.
In order for the experiment to be successful and the curative effect to be tested, Ji Wenfeng was trying to quantify the smell.
Ji Wenfeng set a goal for himself: if he can reduce the odor to below 30%, he will go back to find Rongrong. Otherwise, it will only make him more disgusted every time, and finally the relationship will be unsustainable.
During these jio-stinky years, love was suspended.
Jio stinky men don't deserve love. Jio stinky love can't go far.
He is warm and windy, and wants to break the curse of jio stinky and regain his sweet first love!