128. Let's fight jk Lily!
The next day was the election day for Chengnan High School.
The rules of Election Day are surprisingly simple.
Everyone will be sent a colorful special ballot folder marked with all the positions in the student union. The ballots of the student council president, discipline committee member, organization minister, etc. can be torn off from it, and this sacred vote can be put into each candidate's own small wooden box. When the time comes, just pour out the ballots in the box and count the votes.
Unlike previous years, this year's election day was extraordinarily lively.
Due to the joining of unknown forces, the investment in publicity and distribution of this year's candidates has increased linearly. Various banners, banners, advertisements, display boards and leaflets have appeared in every corner of the school, and some people even set up a stage to sing. Even Lao Wang at the small fish cake stall at the school gate pulled up the advertising space, and the name "Lu Rong" lit up where the small fish cake lights were usually pasted. The love story on the tissue was also replaced with the slogan "Please vote for Lu Rong".
Classmate a: "Who is Lu Rong?"
Classmate b: "I don't know, which candidate it is."
Lao Wang: "It's the one running for the student council president's little secretary."
Classmate a, classmate b: "Oh."
Still can't remember which one it was, he was such an ordinary man.
Walking into the school, Ji Wenfeng's campaign materials were flying everywhere in the air, and the hydrogen balloon in the sky hung a banner saying "Young Master Ji is both talented and talented, you will never lose a vote for him", although it is shameless, but The brainwashing effect is superb.
Xiao Zhuqing led the rotten girls to cast their votes early in the morning, but she was not satisfied with the existing vote base. At this time, she was carrying a heavy box and stopped people everywhere: "You! Vote for me! If you don't vote for me, I will drive your car ! Let you suffer!"
Boy tut: "Very good for you..."
Dent held his ballot box on his head, and dragged a hand-pulled board around the campus. Li Nanbian was sitting on the pullboard, holding a bluetooth speaker in his arms, playing the tragic song "The Moon Reflected in Two Springs".
After yesterday's video promotion and subsequent online promotion, everyone knows about Deng Te's experience. At this time, the familiar bgm sounded, and the students passing by tore off the small ballots of the Minister of Sports and silently stuffed them into Deng Te. The ballot box over his head.
Deng Te said coolly: "Thank you." Li Nanbian in the back seat of the car took the red envelopes from the boys and the feed from the girls, just like a pair of beggar brothers who are performing arts.
Wearing a school uniform and the ribbon of the "Anti-Feng Squad", Ling Ren led a group of dicks to stand on the rostrum to promote his policies: "I will do my best to prevent Ji Wenfeng from opening the harem!"
The girls who passed by all cast disgusted looks, Ren didn't take it for granted, anyway, he is gay, as long as Fang Chang likes him, it will be fine. Seeing that all the male compatriots joined his queue without hesitation, he won't lose if he fights for the number of votes!
"The villain is such a terrifying man." Ling Ren thought convincingly, "What a genius campaign plan!"
…
Shen Yu didn't care about his voting results at all, and came to school after a long sleep, only to find that the election organizing committee had emptied his ballot box three times, with the words Disciplinary Committee Shen Yu written on it.
Shen Yu: "Hey, I'm clearly running for the student council president?"
Teller: "No, you're not. You're running for disciplinary committee."
Shen Yu: "Why should I be a disciplinary committee member? Don't you think it's absurd? I obviously elected the student council president."
Teller: "Actually...the two are basically about the same level of absurdity."
Shen Yu: "It's a lot worse!"
Because the student council president has Ji Wenfeng, a wealthy dog man, it is impossible for him to be chosen!
Discipline committee then...
wrong.
It is also impossible for the disciplinary committee member Lao Tzu to be selected.
Thinking of this, Shen Yu felt relieved: "How many votes are there now?"
Teller: "1989 votes, ranked first."
Shen Yu: "How come there are so many!!!"
Teller: "..."
How come there are so many? Do you not have a b number in your heart? !
Wasn't it you who waved your fist and said "I'll beat anyone who doesn't vote for me" in the campaign video yesterday? !
What kind of white lotus are you pretending to be now! ! !
…
Liang Wendao stood in the middle of the playground in a white coat. He set up a laboratory with two tables and sold his foot odor potion: "Student, do you have smelly feet? This is my latest foot odor potion, which is anti-fungal, anti-inflammatory and deodorant. , now it’s free—this one is for you, take it—and keep your vote.”
His ballot box was quickly filled with ballots for foot odour.
"As expected of a god of learning..."
"Swapping votes based on this season's most popular and marketable foot odor lotion, what a genius idea!"
"No, he doesn't need to do this at all. He was originally the person who was most likely to compete for the Minister of Study. I didn't see that there was no one else running for this position except him. It was also because there was no chance of winning. Not so much Xueshen used foot odor potion to buy votes, it is better to say that he gave all voters this season's most popular and most marketable foot odor potion, he is so gentle!"
"Study God Competition High Tut"
Liang Wendao's eyes flashed brightly: Well, now that the clinical trial data is available, he can soon apply for a patent for his foot odor potion and enter the market, making a fortune!
Amidst the bustle, Yan Gou shared the vote count after two hours in the group.
"It's not good..." Liang Wendao said softly.
"What's wrong? Even Dent got more than 1,000 votes. Our candidates should be able to sit back and relax and just wait for their posts." Li Nanbian said incredulously.
"It's the boss who has a problem." Yan Gou showed everyone the data on the screen.
Sure enough, what they were most worried about happened: the boss ran for the secretary of the student council president, and he got a bad start!
"Rong Rong, why haven't you come yet?! The situation is very bad!" Li Nanbian couldn't wait to call Lu Rong.
At this moment, a pair of college leather shoes stepped into the gate of Chengnan High School.
The slender legs stopped resolutely at the gate.
"Don't worry, I'm here." The deep male voice on the phone sounded calm and composed.
At the same time, the glamorous girl in jk uniform raised her smooth black hair and stared fixedly at the banner of "Seongnan High School Student Union Voting Day", exuding the victorious momentum all over her body!
The noisy campus suddenly fell silent.
Everyone seemed to feel this compelling momentum, they all stopped their work, raised their heads like lemurs in the desert, and looked in the direction of the campus gate.
The crisp sound of walking came unhurriedly.
The boys in the front row all opened their eyes wide and blushed, and this condition quickly spread to the others.
"so beautiful… "
"Where did this beautiful girl come from, it looks like she came out of a Japanese anime!"
"Quite on time..."
"Which school does she belong to? The uniform on her body has never been seen in city S..."
The cold girl walked past the idiots on both sides without saying a word, holding the pen and paper in her fair hands ladylikely.
I saw her wearing a JK uniform, a thin white shirt, and a pleated skirt with a plaid pattern.
It perfectly fits all the fantasies of high school boys.
In addition to being tall, with a height of 1.8 meters, he is taller than most boys.
However, with such a pair of slender legs, being tall is no longer a shortcoming worth picking on, but has become an insurmountable cute point.
Three words floated in the minds of all the teenagers present: "Let's play for the year!"
From the eyes of these students, Lu Rong clearly saw their dirty little thoughts, and sneered from the bottom of his heart. Although it was a bit annoyed to be treated as a YY object, it was also in his favor. Next, he will make full use of his beauty to win the next election!
I saw Lu Rong in women's clothing walking in front of all the students in the school calmly, quietly and skillfully, then found a shady place, and shook off the white tarpaulin in his hand!
It says—
"My name is Lu Lili, and my brother is Lu Rong from Class 8, Senior One.
My brother and sister depend on each other for life, and our family is very poor.
My brother wants to run for the position of secretary of the student council president this time, hoping to better learn work skills from Master Ji Wenfeng's side.
But my brother said very sadly last night that he might not be able to choose, because he jumped Hongqiao in the middle of the night because of too much pressure, and he is still in the emergency room for rescue.
I hope to continue my brother's unfinished business and help him win this election!
Please vote for my brother!
I will never forget it in my life..."
After spreading, he sat down on the white tarpaulin, hugged his knees humbly, and wept silently.
Written with crooked black oil-based pens, full of miserable elementary school students' compositions, it seems that there are no miserable stories that have been seriously fabricated... His small booth was suddenly full of male high school students.
Male high school student a: "It's so pitiful..."
Male high school student b: "Because it was written with an oil-based pen, it can't be photoshopped at all, so what she said must be true!"
Everyone echoed: "That's right."
Male high school student A: "Who is Lu Rong?"
Male high school student b: "Speaking of which, it should be someone running for Ji Wenfeng's secretary... I don't remember it at all."
A righteous man jumped out from the crowd and punched him in the face: "What kind of bastard did you say! Why did you speak ill of my brother in front of Lily? My brother is still lying in the ICU!"
Everyone agrees: "That's right! It's too sympathetic!"
"I will never allow you to say that about our uncle!" Li Nanbian, who had already tied the logo of "Lu Lili Global Support Club" on his head, rushed out. Followed by Yan Gou, Liang Wendao and Deng Te in the same attire.
Yan Gou squatted down and pressed Lu Rong's shoulder: "Lily, we are your brother's good partners. We will protect your safety in school!"
Lu Rong: "..."
You never know how to speak!
No, what should be said is... Will I really become another person in women's clothing? !