140. The first official matchmaker in the south of the city is born!
With panda eyes on his face, Shen Yu walked out of the Student Council President's office angrily.
Outside, Xiao Zhuqing led a large group of rotten girls against the wall, waiting for him with pocky in their mouths.
Just as Shen Yu was about to leave, a delicate white hand slapped against the wall, blocking his way.
Xiao Zhuqing raised his mobile phone, it was Shen Yu's live broadcast room: "Eastern Sea Warrior, is that you?"
Shen Yu was bullied in public and denied San Lian: "I'm not me without you, don't talk nonsense."
Xiao Zhuqing reasoned seriously: "Donghai Zhankuang secretly hid in the student union office to broadcast President Ji and Secretary Lu live; the live broadcast was just interrupted; you were beaten up just after you came out of the office. Apart from being violently beaten by the two when things were revealed What other reason—the panda eyes on your left and right eyes are not even the same depth. The East China Sea Warrior is you!"
Shen Yu remembered the fear of being ruled by the student council president and the little secretary just now, and quickly covered his face: "Let me go!"
The woman in front of her smiled slightly, and put her tender little hand on his shoulder frankly.
"We □□ tried our best to promote Fengrong CP, but there was no result. You made the students fall in love with your own efforts, and made Fengrong CP known to the world. It is indispensable. After our discussion all morning , I declare that I want to cede the position of Fengrong CP leader to you who really carry it forward! From now on, you will be our good sister and the number one CP fan in the academy!"
Shen Yu: "... Huh?"
"Now come and tell us what kind of candy you knocked at close range." Xiao Zhuqing clapped his hands, and Shen Yu was kidnapped by a group of rotten girls.
Today's Shen Yu has just left the tiger's lair and entered the dragon pool again!
After Shen Yu's live broadcast, Gao Leng Bingshan's student council president x Tian Tian's cute little secretary received fire all over Chengnan Middle School, crushing the constant temperature CP in one fell swoop, and took the top spot of Chengnan's first national CP.
After all, all the previous Lalangs had cut their own legs and imagined out of thin air, only Fengrong CP, he really has food to eat!
"I have been hungry for so long, and I finally have food. We must cherish this hard-won harvest." Xiao Zhuqing gave a serious instruction to the rotten girls.
"Of course, this needs to be said by the minister", "We have done the thing of deducting sugar from shit, and we are still afraid of sugar being deducted from sugar", "We must ensure the quality and quantity to make it cool, please rest assured!"... The literature and art present The officers of the Ministry expressed their views one after another.
Shen Yu sat at the top, staring dumbfounded at this scene where it seemed that the Heaven and Earth would jointly discuss the anti-Qing Dynasty and restore the Ming Dynasty—what the hell is the Department of Literature and Art
Xiao Zhuqing was serious and serious: "It's not just sugar, don't forget our mission. President Ji issued a target to our literature and art department yesterday, to increase the circulation of the school magazine to more than 1,000 copies. If you want the students to pay attention to the school If you are interested in what happened, gossip interviews are the fastest shortcut. Now that CP is falling from the sky, if you don’t make it on the front page, you will be punished by God!”
Members: "Yes~!"
Xiao Zhuqing swept everyone away sternly, and began to assign tasks: "I decided that the others will be responsible for collecting materials, and Shen Yu and Shen Da will be responsible for digging out sugar."
Shen Yu: "Huh?"
Xiao Zhuqing looked at him fervently: "Shen Da, you are the best person I've ever met who knows how to crack candy. I don't think people can be wrong. You have a talent that no one else can match in the matter of cracking cp." She Speaking of this, he lowered his head in shame, "As the first person in the school to discover Fengrong CP, I thought I was zqsg to them, but what did I do? I just spread words every day to provoke them to treat each other emotions, create opportunities for two irrelevant hearts to collide slowly, and there is nothing else!"
Shen Yu: "..." No, it's already super powerful from your description, okay
"I, I have been kneading CP for so long, and I didn't get much candy, so I take it for granted. I satisfy myself every day by writing little yellow texts..." Xiao Zhuqing raised his eyes sincerely, and confessed to Shen Yu, "Until When I met Shen Da, I realized how hard-working and salty I was back then! For his beloved cp, Shen Da could get up early in the morning and lie in ambush outside Rongshan Manor, and he could invest more than 100,000 yuan to buy a camera only In order to take high-definition photos between CPs, you don’t have to go to the morning self-study and hide behind the curtains to risk your life just to do a live broadcast to show the beautiful interaction of CPs. This kind of determination, perseverance and action, I admire! I really do You don't deserve to be a CP fan!"
Shen Yu smiled awkwardly: "Hehe, hehehe... It's not worth mentioning." If you go on, I'll take it seriously!
Supporting his knees, Xiao Zhuqing said to the members: "I followed Shen Da's live broadcast all the way today, and I feel that I have been baptized wholeheartedly. In Shen Da's video, every frame is enough to make me scream. It’s sugar. How did you achieve such an effect? Lighting, composition, plot reversal settings, and prop preparation are all so thoughtful. It’s because of Shen Da’s hard work behind the scenes that it became popular in one fell swoop and the number of hits exploded. More than 200,000, spread to the dean of Chengbei Middle School, all know the degree of Fengrong CP. I asked myself: If you do live broadcast, can you do this? You also ask yourself. People who are more talented than you, Work harder than you, you guys should really reflect on how you are in the state of CP."
All members bowed their heads in remorse.
Shen Yu has never been flattered by anyone before, and he came out to smooth things over with a light body: "Hey, Minister Xiao, don't say that, you deserve what you deserve. Everyone is a hard-working rotten girl, I believe them After working hard, you will definitely achieve higher achievements than me.”
Xiao Zhuqing patted the table and scolded people: "Did you hear that? People are very humble. How about you, if you draw a fanart or write a fanart, you will be lost, and you will feel that you are very good - go back and reflect on your work. Don't let Shen Da disappointment."
All the members are obedient.
Xiao Zhuqing finished the ideological work, and went back to the task arrangement: "This time you go out to collect materials, and when you bring them back, Shen Da is in charge of editing videos and compiling texts, and see how they make ordinary daily life into a big candy—Shen Da, you Take them with you."
When Shen Yu heard that the video was going to be edited and the text edited, all the rest of his head woke up, and he laughed dryly: "Wait a minute, I'm from the Disciplinary Department next door..."
Xiao Zhuqing anticipated Shen Yu's refusal, and held his hand with tears in his eyes: "Shen Da, our Department of Literature and Art has just been established, and there is no talent for rotten women. My talent is not as good as yours, and I haven't successfully managed a CP, you She is the only person with actual combat experience, we hope to learn more about CP from you, and also learn the life principles of being a rotten girl from you, if possible, I even want to give you the position of minister of literature and art, ball ball!"
As he spoke, he stood up and ordered to a room full of rotten women: "Everyone stand up!"
Members stand up!
Xiao Zhuqing: "Bow to Da Shen!"
All the members followed Xiao Zhuqing and bowed 90 degrees!
Xiao Zhuqing: "Please Shen Da take us to become qualified CP fans!"
All the members made a deafening clear voice: "Please Shen Da take us to become qualified CP fans!"
Shen Yu was originally just a delinquent boy who smoked, drank, and messed with men and women.
The last time such a group of young girls bowed to him in unison was only when they were ordering princesses in a nightclub.
And the princess of the nightclub is not as zqsg as a member of the literature and art department at all!
Surrounded by the power of faith of so many young girls, Shen Yu rediscovered the pleasure of being invincible among all the stars in the south of the city.
He stood up slowly: "Since you say so, I will... not refuse. From now on, I will bring you to the Fengrong cp!~"
All the rotten girls: "Ula!"
The door of the student council president's office next door opened, Shen Yu's eyes sharpened, and he waved his hand: "Here we come!
"The first rule of CP: always pay attention to CP's movements, it is more sensitive than listening to the truth!"
"Bring your cameras! Go!"
When Ji Wenfeng and Lu Rong came out of the student council president's office, they never expected that the sky outside had changed.
The two walked down the corridor side by side as before.
Shen Yu wore earphones, stared at the various live videos from the front line, and explained to all the art department members: "Look at their hands! The two walked side by side, and the backs of their hands touched and rubbed. Chairman Ji's hand Zhang Zhang nervously, the little secretary shyly raised his hand to hold the folder, avoiding further touch... This action showed that the little secretary's attitude at this time was actually a refusal. President Ji glanced at him, and his pace slowed down For half a beat, he must be annoyed by his dodge. This is a very predictable interaction detail."
Xiao Zhuqing was speechless for a while, so he could only speak to everyone: "Listen! Listen to others' analysis!"
…
The two walked to the bifurcation of the teaching building, and Lu Rong looked back at the corridor strangely: "I always feel a strange sense of being spied on."
Ji Wenfeng has been good-looking since he was a child, and he has long been used to being peeped at: "Be with me, you have to get used to it slowly."
Lu Rong sharply said: "I suspect the live broadcast is still going on."
Ji Wenfeng: "Shen Yu has been beaten up like this, he doesn't dare anymore. You are bitten by a snake once, and you are afraid of grass ropes for ten years."
Lu Rong: "Well..."
Lu Rong: "Then I'll go back first."
Ji Wenfeng: "Wait a minute. Let's go to the bathroom together."
Lu Rong: "You pee a lot."
Ji Wenfeng frowned: "You let me drink a glass of honey and a glass of milk in the morning, how could I not urinate much."
The two walked to the toilet.
Shen Yu looked at the video coming from ahead, two people stopped at the fork in the teaching building to talk, one looked pale, the other was obviously dissatisfied, then President Ji said something, the little secretary had no choice but to follow him toward the Go to the toilet.
Shen Yu heheed: "This is obviously the crossroads where the student council president and the secretary came to part. The secretary said, 'President, let's say goodbye here'. The student council president thought the road was too short, and said coldly: 'No, let's go Go a little further and go to the bathroom. 'Boys go to the bathroom together, which means 'I admit you are my friend', but there is actually a lot of sexual tension between them. Because they go to the bathroom and You have to pull the zipper and then... It can be said that the student council president is testing the little secretary's mind at this time. If the little secretary treats him as an ordinary boy, then everyone will go to the bathroom together and compare their size; The little secretary regards him as a love object, so he won't go in, he will be shy: Hey, how can I go to see someone without confirming the relationship... You are a hooligan. So this wave of student council presidents is not bad, he wants to You can't see the little secretary's [beep—], or you can be sure that the little secretary likes him, this student president is really dark."
Xiao Zhuqing shook his head and muttered: "A genius."
Shen Yu: Hehe, my experience in picking up girls is also valid in Knock CP.
…
Lu Rong and Ji Wenfeng walked to the toilet door.
Lu Rong: "Go in."
Ji Wenfeng: "Aren't you going?"
Lu Rong: "I don't feel it."
Ji Wenfeng: "Then you wait for me outside."
Lu Rong became angry from embarrassment: "I am not in the same class as you, as soon as you come out, you go left and I go right!"
Ji Wenfeng: "Then I'll take you to the gate of your class later."
Lu Rong: "..." Really clingy.
Ji Wenfeng: "Wait for me, don't leave."
into the toilet.
Lu Rong waited outside.
…
Shen Yu pointed at the screen and swore: "The little secretary likes the president. He refuses to go in. He is shy."
Xiao Zhuqing applauded.
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Lu Rong sent a WeChat message to Ji Wenfeng: "Are you alright?"
Ji Wenfeng: "No."
Ji Wenfeng: "I'm taking a shit."
Lu Rong: "My day."
Ji Wenfeng: "Wait for me, it will be soon."
Lu Rong: "Ji Wenfeng, you are poisonous."
…
Shen Yu chuckled, crossed his chest and said, "I knew the student union wouldn't be able to grow."
Xiao Zhuqing: "Why?"
Shen Yu: "He was in the same room with the little secretary just now, and there was a terrible incident. No matter how cold and cold he is, there is still a trace of uncontrollable evil thoughts in his heart, so he will have a physiological reaction! He deliberately put the little secretary The secretary took him outside the bathroom, told him to wait, and went in by himself, and then the innocent little secretary urged outside: "President, what are you doing in there?" The president replied: "It's nothing." Got a little gasp..."
Xiao Zhuqing looked at him adoringly, and recorded his words with flying fingers.
Sure enough, as expected of Mr. Shen Yu, cp just goes to the bathroom every time, it's a lot of money!
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Ji Wenfeng came out after using the toilet, and said with a cold face, "It's so cool."
Lu Rong: "..."
Ji Wenfeng: "Because of that bastard Shen Yu just now, all of our character settings collapsed, and we will start counting again from now on."
After speaking, he became that cold student council president again.
Lu Rong: "..."
…
Shen Yu zoomed in on Ji Wenfeng's screenshot, and said solemnly: "After he was released, his expression became even more abstinent."
Xiao Zhuqing: "That's right, that's right!"
Shen Yu analyzed the student council president and the secretary for a whole day.
For the content of the whole day, Xiao Zhuqing went back and led the members to write more than 100,000 words.
By the time Lu Rong found out, it was too late, and their fan literature had been published in the school magazine for more than 3,000 copies, Gan.