144. Young Master Ji Wenfeng Wants Me to Confess (3)
On that day, the meeting of the student council ministers ended early, because the student council president started engraving seals on the spot.
The overall situation has been decided, Lu Rong left the venue briskly with a winner's smile.
The others also dispersed, leaving the president of the student council to clumsily carve seals.
But when Shen Yu was the last to go out, Ji Wenfeng's deep call came from behind: "Hello."
Shen Yu turned around vigilantly: "I didn't do anything today, you can't hit me again!"
"I'll hit you if I hit you, do you still have to choose a reason?" Ji Wenfeng expressed the doubts of a beast. Seeing that Shen Yu was about to run, he sternly stopped, "Stop, I have something to ask you. Come in and close the door."
Shen Yu: "You first promise that you won't do anything to me!"
Ji Wenfeng: "... just to ask you something."
Only then did Shen Yu carefully close the door, and stood far away in a corner of the room, the place farthest from Ji Wenfeng in the entire room: "What do you want to ask?"
Ji Wenfeng put down the carving knife and stone seal in his hand, and said deeply: "Tell me, how to do it."
Shen Yu: "Huh?"
"You haven't been a virgin for a long time." Ji Wenfeng shot him with lightning eyes, "Is there any valuable life experience that I can pass on?"
Shen Yu: "..."
Ji Wenfeng frankly described his current predicament: "I will soon get rid of my virginity, but I have no practical experience except theoretical knowledge. My previous experience also shows that I am a little clumsy in this matter..." Will The clumsiness of swallowing lube. "So I would like to ask you to tell me about your rich actual combat experience, the more details the better, I want to write a complete actual combat operation manual, so as not to be in a hurry when the time comes."
As he spoke, he took out a pen and paper seriously.
Shen Yu: "..." An extremely serious virgin!
"Do you really want to say this in person?" Shen Yu scratched his face uncomfortably in the face of Ji Wenfeng's shameless questioning eyes full of curiosity, "It's a bit shameful..."
"It's too late." Ji Wenfeng held a special jade carving knife in his hand, and put it in front of his eyes, the blade lit up, revealing his sharp eyes, "When I finish carving his name, he will let me do it, there is not much time gone."
Shen Yu: "It's a lie."
Ji Wenfeng's pupils shrank slightly.
Shen Yu couldn't help showing sympathy: "That kind of words, no matter how they sound, they sound like they were just lying to you to confess."
Ji Wenfeng put down the carving knife: "...do you also think he is lying to me?"
"Well. Secretary Lu's face is full of scheming and unscrupulous means. It is conceivable that he will use this method. After achieving his goal, he will definitely deny it. Saying 'dedicated to you' has another meaning..."
Ji Wenfeng glanced at him calmly: "Why do you know so clearly?"
Shen Yu supported his knees and sat upright: "This is also one of my precious life experiences."
Ji Wenfeng: "..."
Ji Wenfeng held his chin gracefully: "It seems that the sweeter a man is, the more deceitful he is."
Shen Yu: "That's right."
"But what if? Even if there is only a 0.1% possibility, he will fulfill his promise and let me do it, and I don't want to miss it." Ji Wenfeng, a wealthy old man, slammed his fists on the table, his eyes firmly exposed Heartfelt voice, "I really, really want to do it!"
Shen Yu was moved by his frankness, stood up abruptly, pointed at him, and lectured loudly: "A thousand men want to do it! But wanting to do it and confessing it are two different things! Like someone and then confess , the combination of two people, everyone said that this is a very wonderful thing, but this is a big mistake! There is also a clear power relationship between lovers, exploit and be exploited, give and be given, winner and loser, If you want to live a noble life, you must not be a loser!"
Ji Wenfeng was dumbfounded: "Minister Shen, why did you memorize the opening line of "Miss Hui Ye Wants Me to Confess" so proficiently?!"
Shen Yu resolutely said: "Licking the dog till the end leaves nothing, only a scumbag man can enjoy the thrill of three thousand and one nights in the harem seven times!"
Ji Wenfeng was deeply touched, and fixedly looked at the engraving knife and Zhang Zi in front of him: "Then, tell me, should this Zhang Zi be engraved or not?"
Shen Yu pondered for a while, then opened his eyes: "Carved! But make a fuss about the engraved words."
He poured out his strategy blah blah blah to Ji Wenfeng.
Ji Wenfeng suddenly realized: "Minister Shen, you are really a master at manipulating people's hearts."
Shen Yu straightened his collar noblely: "This is the strategic decision-making ability that a man who has experienced many battles should have."
Ji Wenfeng grabbed a pen and paper: "Tell your story!"
…
Outside the window, the teachers and students of Chengnan High School came and went past the student union office, and saw the student council president and the disciplinary committee sitting and talking.
One speaks, one remembers.
Today, President Ji and Minister Shen are also working tirelessly for the construction and development of Chengnan!
Xiao Zhuqing and Lu Rong walked in the corridor back to the classroom one after the other.
"Callby your name, is there really such a thing?" Lu Rong suddenly asked Xiao Zhuqing behind him.
"Ah, I did hear the art teacher say that in the office..." Xiao Zhuqing replied wittily. This is an unfalsifiable illusion.
"Yeah." Lu Rong didn't ask whether it was true or not, but just looked away, with the folder under his arm, he passed each class in an even and steady manner.
Xiao Zhuqing's heart fell back into his stomach nervously, and fell behind him, like a local official accompanying the imperial envoy to observe the people's conditions.
The two walked a certain way with their own ghosts.
Along the way, Lu Rong carefully looked at the students who passed by in the corridor and listened attentively to their conversations.
When they reached the gate of Class 8, Lu Rong stood still, turned around and asked Xiao Zhuqing: "How many people know about such an interesting thing?"
Xiao Zhuqing suddenly became nervous: "Uh...it should be quite a lot."
"Why didn't I feel it?" Lu Rong looked at her coldly, "Our classmates, who doesn't have someone they like? If there is a trend of engraving seals to express love, everyone in the school must be busy engraving stamps , the topic of discussion is nothing more than who carved who, isn't it?"
Xiao Zhuqing was startled: I was seen through!
This is a lie to make them confess!
Xiao Zhuqing's palms were covered with cold sweat.
Unexpectedly, Lu Rong not only did not turn his face, but patted her on the shoulder kindly: "Come on."
Xiao Zhuqing: "... Huh?"
"Actually, the students don't pay much attention to the sub-subject assignments. The president has been having a headache for a long time. Our Chengnan High School has long been known for its enrollment rate, but quality education has been widely criticized. Physical education, art, and music classes are often preempted. , the teacher of the sub-subject was helpless, and the students ignored the homework of the sub-subject. The phenomenon of non-submission, late submission, and missed hand-in is widespread, and it is time to make a change." Lu Rong said nonsense seriously, "There is a love behind the art class homework. The curse will arouse everyone's desire for creation and discussion. As the minister of literature and art, shouldn't you try your best to spread the news, save the country with curves, and rekindle the enthusiasm of the students for art?"
Xiao Zhuqing: "!"
How can you break up so much? !
Where are you the little secretary of the student council president? Even if you are the secretary of the municipal party committee, you are inferior to me.
Although I don't know what Lu Rong's idea is, but as long as Lu Rong is willing to continue the confession war, there will be no harm to her, Xiao Zhuqing actively said: "Yes, I will do a good job of publicity!"
"Well, let's go."
Lu Rong watched Xiao Zhuqing leave in a hurry, spreading gossip and love by word of mouth, his eyes narrowed, and he sent a message to Li Nanbian expressionlessly.
Lu Rong: Start the campus seal engraving business.
Li Nanbian: Huh? ! What the hell
Lu Rong: This week's art homework and engraving are difficult for ordinary people. We can provide engraving services on behalf of them. It costs 20 yuan a chapter, and the raw materials are all issued by the art class, and we only earn manual fees.
Li Nanbian: Art homework... everyone is fooling around, right? Who will seriously do this homework! No one will buy it.
Lu Rong: There will be soon.
Li Nanbian: But we don't have technical personnel in this field who can engrave seals on behalf of us
Lu Rong repeated: It will be there soon.
Across the screen, there is a calm and relaxed demeanor of a big boss.
Li Nanbian didn't ask any more questions, and quickly posted an advertisement for seal engraving in the circle of friends of all villains.
The boss has always pointed out where to hit, and he said well, just do it and you're done!
Lu Rong finished the layout and went to class with peace of mind.
When get out of class was over at noon, I received a WeChat message from Ji Wenfeng. It was a photo.
Ji Wenfeng's bony fingers pinched a blue seal, and the hand that appeared on the scene was covered with fine wounds.
Ji Wenfeng: I want to carve a chapter, so I won't eat.
Ji Wenfeng: Guess what I engraved
Lu Rong stared at the photo for a few seconds, put his phone in his trouser pocket, and went out to the infirmary.
After buying iodine, cotton swabs and band-aids, I happened to see Shen Yu coming out of the cafeteria with two boxes of lunch in his arms. Lu Rong stopped him and handed him the plastic bag: "Here."
Shen Yu: "...?"
Lu Rong: "Anyway, you have to bring him food, and by the way, bring the medicine too." He spared himself a trip.
Shen Yu: "How do you know I'm going to bring him food?!"
Lu Rong: "..."
After the end of today, you two had a small meeting in the office for half a day. No one knew who the other didn't know. It's just that I know a little more than others, and I know that you are discussing how to deal with me.
After dismissing Ji Wenfeng, who was selling badly, Lu Rong went into the cafeteria and ordered a bowl of noodles. He sat down in the center of the cafeteria by himself, and listened with his ears pricked up while eating the noodles.
Noisy noises are coming from all directions—
"Whose name are you going to engrave?"
"If you hate it, don't ask!"
"Anyway, it's time to take it out and take a look!"
…
"Fuck, I can't engrave her name..."
"Someone in the circle of friends can engrave it for you."
"Where are you coming from!"
…
"President Ji must be engraving Lu Rong's name."
"How angry! Why doesn't such an excellent man belong to me!"
"Keep your voice down, Lu Rong is sitting there..."
…
After Lu Rong finished eating the noodles, he put down his chopsticks slowly, turned on his mobile phone, and asked Li Nanbian: How much is the order
Li Nanbian: Boss has a great plan! More than 130 orders, it seems that we have to add more. Fuck, the rotten girl finally did something good.
Lu Rong: Increase publicity.
Lu Rong put away his mobile phone, walked out of the school, walked two blocks, and found a small shop on the corner of the street, Gala, which distributes keys. The small shop is sandwiched between the two buildings, and there is a handwritten "key matching" plank with white background and red characters on the floor. The shopkeeper sat behind the dark machine and dozed off.
Lu Rong looked up at the wiring of his machine: "How much is the engraved seal?"
The owner said weakly: "It depends on the material stone."
Lu Rong: "The cheapest raw material."
The shopkeeper looked at him carefully: "30."
With one hand in his trouser pocket, Lu Rong said with a blank expression, "I will provide raw materials here, starting with 300 orders, 5 yuan a piece or not."
The shopkeeper looked at him dumbfounded.
Lu Rong said lightly: "You just pay for the electricity bill. The electricity bill is still stolen from the shop next door."
Shopkeeper: "Okay, okay."
Lu Rong touched the machine: "Will you finish engraving this weekend?"
Shopkeeper: "Ji Ke, very fast."
Lu Rong: "Yes."
Instruct Li Nanbian to quickly collect the stone materials issued by the art class, and send it to the store to do this matter. A person with a grade of five or six hundred can make a net profit of 15 yuan for one order. It is not a problem to earn a few thousand a weekend.
Lu Rong arranged everything and left quietly.
After walking a few steps, he stopped suddenly, turned his head and said to the shopkeeper, "Wrap your wires with tape. If you rush to work and short-circuit, no one will benefit."
The shopkeeper was stunned: "Hey."
I patted my trousers and stood up, somehow, I suddenly became motivated.
At the same time the student council president's office.
Shen Yu took out alcohol, cotton and bandages: "Guess who gave it to you?"
Ji Wenfeng: "... him?"
Shen Yu: "Yes."
The corners of Ji Wenfeng's mouth rose wildly: "Sure enough, I feel sorry for me. I guess I'm all on my mind now."
Shen Yu: "Follow the plan."