149. “I suspect they are gay”
Jitong returned to the room, and worriedly said to Fang Qing: "I think there is something wrong with Xiaofeng."
Fang Qing: "Does he disagree with us having a child?"
Jitong: "No...he agrees very much, and said that anyway, he will never have children in his life."
Fang Qing's eyes became strange.
Ji Tong worried: "You say, what kind of child is only 16 years old, and he is sure that he will never have a child in this life?"
Fang Qing gasped: "So he..."
Jitong: "That's right!"
Fang Qing: "...has the super power to predict the future?"
Ji Tong: "..."
Ji Tong said seriously: "I suspect that Xiao Feng is gay. You still remember the time when Rong Rong dressed as a woman, I told you, I suspected that the two of them were in a relationship, but because you just learned about Rong Rong's women's dress, you don't want to talk about it anymore The question—are you strong enough to face the truth now?"
"I'm not sure." Fang Qing put her arms around her belly, "After all, I'm pregnant..." Maybe not as strong as before.
Jitong listened intently, and there was bursts of laughter from the downstairs room. He couldn't help but feel sad: "Xiaofeng and Rongrong must be having fun now... No, we have to face this severe test. Come with me."
He beckoned to Fang Qing to follow, and the two tiptoed out of the room, lurking outside Lu Rong's room.
Through a door panel, I heard two boys talking and laughing inside.
Ji Wenfeng: "Are you comfortable?"
Lu Rong: "Hmm~"
Ji Wenfeng: "Do you want more?"
Lu Rong: "I want..."
Ji Wenfeng: "Please."
Lu Rong: "Please go deeper... Deeper..."
Ji Wenfeng: "Call me brother."
Lu Rongruannuomuo: "Brother Xiaofeng—"
Ji Wenfeng chuckled: "Satisfy you."
Ji Tong and Fang Qing's faces turned green.
Jitong lowered his voice and said, "I'll just say it!"
Fang Qing: "They are just two children!"
Lu Rong suddenly exclaimed: "Wait a minute, it's too, too hard..."
Ji Wenfeng sneered: "Is this unbearable? Tsk tsk, you say no, but your body is very honest."
Ji Tong couldn't stand listening anymore, he slammed open the door: "Stop!"
Fang Qing tripped suddenly after following him, and the two fell to the floor with a bang.
Lu Rong let out a scream: "Ah!!!!!!"
Ji Tong and Fang Qing looked up, and saw Lu Rong lying on Ji Wenfeng's lap, and Ji Wenfeng was picking out Lu Rong's ears with a cotton swab.
Ji Tong and Fang Qing: "..."
Lu Rong covered his ears and rolled in Ji Wenfeng's arms: "My ears! My ears!"
Ji Wenfeng's face was livid: "What are you doing here all of a sudden!" His hands trembled, which hurt Lu Rong. "What are you doing in a daze, call an ambulance!"
Early the next morning.
The four gathered around a table to eat breakfast, and Lu Rong had white gauze wrapped around his ears.
In the silence, Lu Rong raised his eyes quietly, and said quietly: "Mom. Uncle Ji."
Ji Tong and Fang Qing seemed to be elementary school students who had been named, and they shook suddenly: "... eh."
Lu Rong: "Can I stop in the future and open the door suddenly and come in. The doctor said, if I do it again, I will be deaf."
Ji Tong and Fang Qing: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
Ji Wenfeng said displeasedly: "What did you suddenly come in last night?"
Ji Tong and Fang Qing quickly waved their hands: "Nothing, nothing, nothing!"
You are just pure children picking each other's ears, don't know the dirty thoughts of us adults!
Ji Wenfeng gave them a disgusted look, then leaned on the table and asked Lu Rong, "Have you finished eating?"
Lu Rong finished drinking the milk obediently and put down the cup.
Ji Wenfeng picked up the schoolbags of the two of them, put them on their shoulders, and said casually: "Go to school."
The two boys left one after the other.
Ji Tong and Fang Qing watched them leave, looked at each other with a smile, and sighed, "It's really the pure friendship of young people..."
The two teenagers turned around the corridor, and Ji Wenfeng suddenly grabbed Lu Rong's sleeve, pulled him over, and kissed him lightly.
Lu Rong gently pushed him.
Ji Wenfeng: "Hey, give my husband another kiss."
Lu Rong: "Have you eaten eggs? Vomit."
Ji Wenfeng: "Be careful I'll give you a deep French kiss."
Lu Rong: "Get lost."
After the quarrel, the little finger hooked the little finger again, and went to school sticky.
After Lu Rong and Ji Wenfeng returned home that day, Ji Tong handed them two T-shirts: "Get ready, take a family portrait later."
Lu Rong shook off the t-shirt, and found that "sweet family" was printed on it, and it was wrapped with a heart. He was speechless about the reunion design.
Fang Qing put her arms around the shoulders of the two children: "The third child is about to be born. Let's take pictures before she comes. This way we can brag to her that we came first, and she won't be easy to be proud."
Ji Wenfeng: "..." My sister is a little pitiful.
But his heart to let her study art will not be shaken!
Lu Rong: "Do we have to dress like this?" Feeling a bit silly and fufu.
Ji Tong proudly opened his suit, which he also wore underneath.
Fang Qing: "Your Uncle Ji designed it himself, don't forget the ink marks. Go and change it, the photographer will come in half an hour and I'll call you."
Lu Rong went back to the room speechlessly and changed into a t-shirt. Suddenly, it occurred to him that he didn't know when the photo shoot would end, and he would starve Lu Lili. He hurriedly put down his schoolbag, took a carton of milk, sneaked out of the house, and walked towards No. 46.
He opened the door with the key and walked into the garden, only to find that Lu Lili, who was supposed to be tied to the door, disappeared together with his dog leash.
Lu Rong: "...?"
No, he obviously passed by here before going to school in the morning, and carried Lu Lili out of the cardboard box. Could it be that he jumped in by himself
Lu Rong walked to the top of the cardboard box and looked down, but there was no sign of the little milk dog.
Lu Rong: "!"
Lu Rong walked around the house in a panic, but there was nothing but undecorated white embryos!
Lily, could it be that it was stolen!
Thinking of the possibility, he went to the edge of the fence to check for signs of intrusion. The villas all have independent courtyards, and the fences in the courtyards are not high. The houses have not been decorated, and people with a little skill can easily climb in.
He walked around, and sure enough, he found two footprints on the fence!
Someone came in over the wall and stole Lu Lili away!
Damn human traffickers!
Lu Rong immediately planned to go to the security court of the community to check the monitoring, who stole a puppy here today!
Just as Lu Rong was walking towards the gate in a hurry, Ji Wenfeng's voice suddenly came from the opposite side of the flower wall.
Ji Wenfeng: "Bring back the bone, go, go."
Lu Lili: "Whoa..."
Ji Wenfeng: "You idiot."
The security guard just patrolled past: "Master Ji!"
Ji Wenfeng: "Okay."
Security guard: "Walk the dog."
Ji Wenfeng: "Yes."
Security guard: "Yesterday I also saw Xiao Lu walking this dirt dog."
Ji Wenfeng chuckled, and calmly pretended to be aggressive: "This is not a native dog, but a rare Holbein dog, with more than 100,000 dogs."
The security guard was taken aback: "Really! No wonder, I just said how could Master Ji's family raise a native dog... But this famous product really looks like a native dog, haha."
Unconvinced, Ji Wenfeng ruaed Lu Lili twice: "When we grow up, we become handsome!"
Lu Rong: "..."
Vain man!
What a Holbein! You make up a few words! Yesterday, in order to train my sister to be an artist, I went to search for painting materials, and found a brand of paint like Holbein!
Ji Wenfeng whistled and continued to walk the dog, but Lu Rong called him to stop: "Ji Wenfeng."
Ji Wenfeng was taken aback for a moment, turned his head and glanced at him, then quickened his pace, and led Lu Lili past the opposite side pretending not to know him.
Lu Rong: "Stop."
Ji Wenfeng walked faster and faster, even the rhythm of the whistle was consistent with the pace.
Lu Rong was furious: "Ji Wenfeng! You dragged Lu Lili to death!"
Not only Lu Rong couldn't catch up with him, even Lu Lili couldn't catch up with him, the little short legs gave up chasing, lying on the ground and letting the dog leash lead him in any direction.
When Ji Wenfeng heard the words, he picked up the puppy and ran fast in his arms.
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Lu Rong was quick-witted and sat down on the ground: "Ah!"
Ji Wenfeng was finally willing to turn around now, and came to pull his wife with the pup in his mouth: "What's wrong?!"
Lu Rong almost wanted to hit someone: "What's the matter with you, are you sick for jumping into someone's house and stealing a dog!"
Ji Wenfeng blushed: "You... You took care of the house and dog for that family. I think you worked hard. You helped walk the dog. How can this be called stealing?" .
Lu Rong: "Then I'll call you, why are you running?!"
Ji Wenfeng pretended nothing happened, looking around for the scenery.
He didn't tell Lu Rong that he knew it.
Ji Wenfeng vowed yesterday that he would not want Lu Lili, but he really wanted to lick the dog in his heart, and he couldn't say it because he thought he was upright. Moreover, if people knew about things like stealing dogs for walks, Ji Wenfeng could silence them.
"Since you like it, then raise it." Lu Rong suggested again.
Ji Wenfeng said firmly: "I don't want to raise it! You can only have my dog as agreed!"
Lu Rong: "..."
Now I can say that in broad daylight.
Lu Rong: "Well, this dog belongs to you. It's not me who raises this dog, but you. There is no competition between you and the dog."
Ji Wenfeng lowered his eyes, and looked at him cautiously: "Then I raise a dog, will Rong Rong be jealous?"
Lu Rong: "I'm not you." Don't compare with dogs.
Ji Wenfeng solemnly promised: "I will treat you as well as before." He lightly pecked his side cheek.
Lu Rong: "..." I really don't want to compare with dogs.
After Ji Wenfeng kissed Lu Rong, he happily lifted Lu Lili up and sucked it hard, as if taking drugs.
Lu Rong: "..." Damn it, it's impossible for a man to be equal to the mistress and the principal!
Then the phone rang.
Lu Rong said to Ji Wenfeng, "The photographer is here."
Ji Wenfeng led Lu Rong and put Lu Lili on his head, and walked into the house swaggeringly.
Lu Rong reminded in a low voice: "Ask for everyone's consent first. We must show Lily's cuteness in front of their eyes and make them soft-hearted. This time is also very beneficial to us, because we have to rush to shoot, this In order not to delay the shooting progress, they will compromise to a large extent. If they say 'shoot first, then talk', you just insist on 'promise first, then shoot', and the matter will be settled."
Ji Wenfeng said to himself: "There is no need to be so troublesome."
Jitong, who was preparing to shoot in the garden, found that the children came back, and there was a puppy lying on the little limelight, and he was shocked: "This is..."
Ji Wenfeng said coldly: "My dog."
Ji Tong pushed his glasses: "I don't seem to have heard you say this..."
Ji Wenfeng said coldly: "I want to raise a dog."
Ji Tong: "But now that your sister is about to be born, your Aunt Fang is a little worried..." Your sister can't bite this dog.
Ji Wenfeng's eyes sharpened: "I don't care. I want to raise a dog!"
Jitong: "Okay, okay."
Ji Wenfeng stuffed Lu Lili into Ji Tong's hand: "His name is Lu Lili. Call me!"
Ji Tong trembled: "... Li, Lily is good."
Lily: "Woo~"
Lu Rong was dumbfounded!
He achieved his goal by negotiating and scheming.
Ji Wenfeng achieved his goal by using threats and intimidation!
Terrible man!
When Fang Qing came down after putting on her makeup, there were Jitong, Xiaofeng, Rongrong, a horse and a dog in the yard.
Fang Qing stared at the horse dumbfounded: "This is..."
Jitong sat on a chair with Lu Lili in his arms: "...Xiaofeng's pet. On the day we came back from our honeymoon, it pulled the car."
Since then, they have been fostered at a nearby horse farm. When they heard that they were going to take pictures, Ji Wenfeng immediately called and sent them to bring Ji Rongrong back.
Fang Qing: "... oh."
She fumbled and sat down beside Jitong, feeling very nervous.
The whole composition is that Fang Qing and Ji Tong are sitting on chairs, Ji Tong is holding Lu Lili who is sleeping soundly in his arms, while Lu Rong and Ji Wenfeng are standing behind, Ji Wenfeng is still holding Ji Rongrong in his hand.
Fang Qing stared straight ahead with a serious face: "... that horse seems to be eating my hair."
Ji Tong made her strong: "Little problem, this dog is still peeing on me."
Photographer: "Eggplant!"
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Later, this family portrait was enlarged and hung above the stove.
Sunset, mansion, deadpan parents, deadpan sons, a horse eating hair, a dog urinating in the air.
Everyone who has seen this photo said that the photo is full of modernism, much like "American Gothic".
Some people also conclude that the Ji family's artistic aesthetics are quite high.
In private, even Fang Qing, who is fearless, often complains: "It looks creepy."
Jitong put his arms around her shoulders: "Let's take another photo after the fourth child is born."
Fang Qing was puzzled: "Isn't it the third child?"
Ji Tong talked to him about science: "Lily is the third child."
Fang Qing: "That Ji Rongrong..."
Ji Tong: "Ji Rongrong is just a horse."
"How could this be..." Fang Qing was endlessly puzzled by the family ranking, "...it's too difficult."
Jitong stared at the photo: "... that's right."
It's hard for them to be parents.