64. Say the most coquettish words, be the most straight straight man
Ji Wenfeng listened to the bgm gradually approaching and then receding, and realized that something was wrong.
He didn't want to play, interrupted the game, negotiated with Class 8 to fight again in the afternoon, picked up his mobile phone and reported the matter to Xiao Zhuqing.
Xiao Zhuqing was completely suffocated by his manipulation of straight men—damn, your little shou was trying to win the basketball game there to show off, but you actually reported him instead of taking the opportunity, are you poisonous? !
Xiao Zhuqing: "If he wants to play tricks, let him do it. Isn't that cute? Why do you have to be competitive in this kind of thing? Isn't tolerance as important as a basketball game?"
Ji Wenfeng: "It's like wanting to lead our team to the National League for a second."
Xiao Zhuqing: "..."
Xiao Zhuqing didn't reply for a long time, Ji Wenfeng was quite uneasy: "Is the situation that serious?"
Xiao Zhuqing sighed.
Ji Wenfeng: "Am I completely out of luck?"
Xiao Zhuqing stabilized his military spirit: "What are you panicking about, you are just straight up, I am your mother, what are you afraid of?"
Ji Wenfeng: "..." When did he have another mother
Xiao Zhuqing: "That's fine. Let him know that you love basketball more than him. It's better to let him think that you are a straight man of steel. You are just playing with him and don't mean anything to him at all. That's even better. Yes. From now on you will be like this..."
On the way back to the classroom, Lu Rong was caught up by Fang Chang: "Lu Rong—"
Lu Rong: "..."
Fang Chang: "Why do you have such a big opinion on Ji Wenfeng—"
Lu Rong: "Do you have to shout at me across the road?"
Fang Chang: "I'm afraid you'll hit someone—"
The students around Lu Rong spread out into an empty circle with a diameter of one meter, and stayed away from Lu Rong.
Lu Rong: "... come here."
Fang Chang: "Can you guarantee that you won't hit me—"
Lu Rong: "I usually don't hit people."
Fang Chang: "Then why did you beat Ji Wenfeng—"
Everyone on the road was shocked and cast condemning eyes.
Girl A: "He actually dared to beat my male god! It's too much!"
Girl B: "Don't worry, Ji Wenfeng's support team will not allow this to happen, he will be unable to get along in school soon."
Boy A: "This buddy is still awake, this school belongs to Ji Wenfeng."
Boy B: "That's right, I used to be the same envious, jealous and hated. Then one time, when my classmates practiced Aruba on me, Ji Wenfeng deducted points from our class when they saw it, and the whole school circulated the criticism. Guess what? The whole school No one in school fucks Aruba anymore, he's a hero."
Boy C: "Is Aruba banned by Ji Wenfeng? We should really give him a shrine!"
…
Lu Rong hurriedly dragged Fang Chang away from this place of right and wrong. He knew that Ji Wenfeng was very popular in school, but he didn't expect it to be so popular that it could become a cult.
Fang Chang patiently enlightened Lu Rong: "Yes, Ji Wenfeng is very hateful. He is so tall and handsome, possesses terrifying strength, speed and skills, and caused us to lose the game one after another—but this is a sports competition. I would like to bet and admit defeat. Lu Rong, you are a bit too much for flopping and beating people."
Lu Rong: "I didn't beat him because of the game."
Fang Chang: "Why is that?"
Lu Rong recently read 100m small pornography and suffered from Ji Wenfeng ptsd. Regarding his own problem, he was ashamed to talk about it at first, but it suddenly occurred to him that Fang Chang also had this trouble all year round, maybe he could talk to him about the problem and discuss the solution together.
Lu Rong: "I think Ji Wenfeng is a bit gay, I can't stand him."
Fang Chang didn't think it would be because of this: "Well... so you are homophobic?" He retreated to the opposite side of the road again, "Homophobia must be a closet, do you want to go to a psychological teacher to confirm your sexual orientation?"
Lu Rong: "... I'm not homophobic, and I'm not a closet. It's Ji Wenfeng who is doing things to me."
Pedestrians on the road cast murderous glances at him again.
When Fang Chang heard the news, he became excited, and rolled back automatically without Lu Rong's greeting, and walked him into the small garden: "My God, is Ji Wenfeng gay? I've never seen a real gay in my life. How did he touch you?"
Lu Rong: "Didn't you see it just now? He touched my head."
Fang Chang: "...?"
Fang Chang put his hand on top of his head, rubbed it casually, and confirmed with him: "Is that so?"
Lu Rong: "Almost."
Fang Chang said seriously: "Lu Rong, could it be because you have too few friends? Among good buddies, this gesture usually means 'Zei, call Dad'."
Lu Rong: "..."
Lu Rong: "Is he much gentler than you? It's the kind of gentle and pampering touch that won't mess up my hairstyle."
Fang Chang stared at him thoughtfully: "Oh~ what else?"
Lu Rong: "He always whispers in my ear, calling me Lu, Tong, Xue."
Lu Rong imitated Ji Wenfeng's deep voice, and repeated this scene in Fang Chang's ear, accompanied by breath sounds and bursts of hot air blowing behind his ears.
Fang Chang looked at Lu Rong as if he was looking at a pervert: "That's not how Ji Wenfeng talks."
Lu Rong: "He is."
Fang Chang: "Oh, then besides calling your name, what else did he say?"
"Do you still remember that you asked me to block behind him?" Lu Rong imitated Ji Wenfeng's appearance, and said to Fang Chang in a low voice, "It's up to you? I can't see my position clearly, so let me use my body to do it." teach you… "
Fang Chang laughed: "No, Ji Wenfeng wouldn't talk so disgustingly, I heard this sentence too, he said so—" He was holding a basketball, standing firmly in the garden, domineering and cool , full of air, "It's up to you? I can't see my position clearly, so let me teach you with my body!!!"
Lu Rong: "..."
What's the matter with Yide's arrogance in Changbanpo
Lu Rong said irritably: "Fang Chang, why don't you believe me? You are being tortured every day, aren't you? They always make fun of you with this, and they always flirt with Ji Wenfeng Like me, we should be in the same group."
Fang Chang didn't take it seriously at all: "Although they say that every day, I know they are just joking with me, and they don't really want to fuck me. There must be something to talk about between buddies."
Lu Rong: "What about Lingren?"
Fang Chang: "Lingren is my political enemy, so it's understandable to make a fuss about my nickname."
Lu Rong shook his head: Fang Chang, how big is your heart? Do you know that Lingren asks for essays in Xiaozhuqing lofter every day
Lu Rong told him sadly: "No, Ling Ren really misses you. And Ji Wenfeng treats me just like Ling Ren treats you."
Fang Chang: "Ling Ren has never done anything to me other than talking trash!"
Lu Rong: "..."
Lu Rongren couldn't bear it anymore: "... Ji Wenfeng touched my ass."
Fang Chang: "!"
Fang Chang: "Really?"
Lu Rong: "It's true, just now. That's why I hit him."
Fang Chang finally became serious this time. He was stunned for a while, staring at Lu Rong's buttocks and asked, "What does it feel like to be touched by Ji Wenfeng?"
Lu Rong: "... Fang Chang, we are all normal boys, okay, if you are so gay, I will really quit the basketball team."
Fang Chang hugged the basketball and yelled: "I'm just a little curious! — Wow, being touched by Ji Wenfeng's butt, just thinking about it is super exciting!"
The small circular garden divides into two paths around the central statue. At that time, Fang Chang and Lu Rong had reached the exit of the path on the right. The two of them suddenly noticed that Ling Ren and Ji Wenfeng were coming from the path on the left with sullen smiles.
The garden is full of green plants taller than a person, and Lu Rong has not noticed the existence of other people just now. The righteous master who was gossiping suddenly appeared in front of him, and he couldn't help wondering how much these two people had heard.
When Ling Ren saw Fang Chang, he greeted him as usual: "Hey, Fang Chang will be here in the future."
Fang Chang: "Hehe, Lingren is disgusting!" After greeting Lingren, he winked at Lu Rong, as if to say: Did you see that, this is just a joke between political enemies.
The two teams met at the exit of the garden, facing each other.
Ling Ren blocked Fang Chang's way: "I'm ashamed of you for flopping when you can't beat it."
Fang Chang: "You are not much better. The whole audience is just picking up the ball after your squad leader's ass. Loser does not deserve to have a name."
Lingren: "Who are you calling a loser? Are you in debt?"
Fang Chang: "I don't know if I'm in debt, but I know you're a real loser~"
Ling Ren took two steps forward: "Saturday night, one-on-one solo, if you lose, you will spend the night at my house, and if I lose, you will sleep over at my house, do you dare?"
Fang Chang: "Huh?"
He felt that there seemed to be something wrong with this sentence.
Ling Ren sneered: "I knew you didn't dare. You don't admit defeat, and when you meet Zhenzhang, you slip away faster than anyone else."
Fang Chang: "Fuck you! Come here!"
After speaking, he whispered to Lu Rong: "Look, there is only blood and blood between political enemies, and there is no such homosexuality as you mentioned."
Lu Rong: "..."
Lingren met Fang Chang as he wished, and smiled slightly. Ji Wenfeng glanced at Lu Rong, and walked up to Fang Chang with a sports backpack on his back, "Except for someone, you all played well today."
Fang Chang was suddenly praised, so happy that he couldn't figure it out, he completely forgot all the festivals with the dead chicken: "It's okay—"
Ji Wenfeng: "We will play together again when we have a chance."
Fang Chang: "Good!"
Ji Wenfeng turned and left, and patted Fang Chang's butt casually.
When Ji Wenfeng and Ling Ren walked away, Fang Chang said to Lu Rong seriously: "This is what you call touching your butt? Has no friend ever patted your butt like this before?"
Lu Rong: "... not really."
No one in the whole gang of villains dared to touch his ass.
Li Nanbian is Lu Rong's childhood friend, and he would have such disrespectful behavior when he was very young, but after he took Li Nanbian to buy and sell glass beads in the fourth grade of elementary school, Li Nanbian never dared to do this again. Pat him on the shoulder, still drunk.
Not to mention others. For a long time, Yan Goujin dared not look him in the eyes, bowed first when he saw him, and dared to stand but not sit in meetings. And Dent, Dent used honorifics for him. Dent called him "you". Once he accidentally saw him changing clothes with his upper body naked in the gymnasium, and immediately took out a knife to commit seppuku.
So... really no one ever slapped his ass like that.
Fang Changyu enlightened him earnestly: "This is just an ordinary social etiquette among boys."
Lu Rong: "I know, but Ji Wenfeng did this kind of thing to me, it's not as simple as social etiquette."
Fang Chang frowned, feeling something was wrong.
He rubbed his chin, gave a long hum, and turned to Lu Rong: "Actually, it's not that these actions disgust you, it's just because that person is Ji Wenfeng, so you feel something is wrong—with all due respect, it's not Ji Wen Feng likes you because you think Ji Wenfeng likes you."
When Fang Chang said this, he hammered the palm of his hand and his eyes were bright: "That makes sense! You blush when you see him, and you can't help but touch him on the field, but once he treats you boy If you don’t use the normal social etiquette in the room, you feel that he wants to fuck you!—Ah, Lu Rong, I didn’t expect you to be serious on the surface, but the romantic fantasies behind your back are quite interesting!”
Lu Rong: "..."
Fang Chang slapped him on the shoulder: "What's there to be shy, it's nothing. To be honest, I also fantasized about falling in love with Ji Wenfeng. After all, he is so handsome and rich, and it's not illegal to think about it."
Lu Rong looked at him for a long while, but there were too many flaws to vomit, so he sighed silently: "... how could I think of discussing this kind of issue with you. You are going to live with Lingren solo on Saturday night, regardless of whether you win or lose. People." After saying that, he shook off Fang Chang and walked quickly to the classroom.
Fang Chang shouted behind him: "That's just a heads-off between political enemies!!!"