81. Who is the sissy and who is the pure man
When Jitong heard that Lu Rongqiuyou had an accident, Ji Wenfeng rode up the mountain to rescue him, broke out in a cold sweat from fright, and immediately packed up his things and wanted to go home.
Jitong wandered around in the presidential suite, anxiously throwing everything into the suitcase, while Fang Qing was eating potato chips: "They are all fine, why did you collapse."
Jitong: "What if? What if something happened to them? Rongrong was lost in the deep mountains, he might encounter wolves, tigers and leopards; and Xiaofeng rode up the mountain without any safety measures, he might even A man and a horse accidentally fell to their death, or they might be thrown off the horse and trampled to death by the horse's hooves."
Fang Qing: "..."
Fang Qing swiped out the photos in the family group: "Didn't Xiaofeng report that he was safe?"
The first photo in the group was Ji Wenfeng holding Lu Rong on the horse and taking a selfie. He pointed his finger at Lu Rong's nostril to make a joke. 12 hours later, Lu Rong issued a bloody knife underneath.
Jitong: "I'm talking about what happens!"
Fang Qing: "They have all returned, Lu Rong will not be killed by wolves, tigers and leopards, and Xiaofeng will not accidentally fall off a cliff or a horse."
Ji Tong: "You don't know what else these adolescent boys will do! They must be watched."
Fang Qing: "That's good."
She's a bit sad that her honeymoon is over so soon, the Michelin chef here is not good at cooking, but it's really funny when he tells jokes, although he speaks English, she doesn't know what he's talking about, but really so funny.
Fang Qing got up, intending to go back to tidy her clothes, but accidentally kicked the chair leg, screaming "boil".
Jitong, who was on the verge of collapse, completely collapsed. He felt that their home was extremely unsafe, and there were safety hazards everywhere.
After Jitong and Fang Qing finished packing their things, they made a video call to the two boys on the private plane.
Ji Tong and Fang Qing: "Hi!!!!!!"
Ji Wenfeng and Lu Rong: "Hi—"
Ji Tong: "I was terrified when Assistant Bai called and told us last night, how are you all?"
Ji Wenfeng reported to his father: "It's nothing, but Rongrong wears a pair of narrow-toed shoes, and her toes hurt a little."
Lu Rong also said calmly: "It's okay."
Ji Wenfeng rushed ahead of him and revealed to his parents: "He's still crying."
Fang Qing was suddenly excited: "Really?! Is Rong Rong crying? He hasn't cried since he was three years old."
Lu Rong: "I didn't cry, I just squinted my eyes because of the wind, thank you."
"Really?" Ji Wenfeng turned to look at him. "That's who said jiojio hurts."
Lu Rong said coldly: "I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense, whoever said jiojio, it's so childish."
Ji Wenfeng gave a long hum, and opened the photo album: "Then we have to watch the replay of the case."
A trace of embarrassment flashed across Lu Rong's paralyzed face: "Ji Wenfeng, you actually took pictures..."
Ji Wenfeng let out a pleasant laugh.
Fang Qing: "Show me, show me! Rongrong's tears, I miss you so much~"
Ji Wenfeng grabbed the phone to find the video, Lu Rong stretched out his hand to grab it, the two started fighting, the video of Fang Qing and Ji Tong dangling.
Fang Qing heard the sounds of the boys fighting and making trouble, and patted Ji Tong's thigh: "I'll tell you they're fine."
Jitong smiled slightly: "That's right, they are so young and energetic, even if they are in danger, God will not have the heart to hurt them. They will definitely save the day."
The two looked at the shivering images of the children on the opposite side with the smiles of the old father and the old mother.
Ji Tong quickly discovered the blind spot: "Wait a minute, where are they?"
Fang Qing: "emmmmm..."
Jitong: "Are you two in the car!!! Xiaofeng, are you driving?!!! You don't even have a mainland driver's license!!! Why did you unbuckle your seat belt when Rong Rong sat in the passenger seat!!! !—Old Jiang, hurry up, I will be home today!!!”
Captain Lao Jiang: "..."
Jitong fell into a deep depression: "It's really irresponsible for us to leave them alone at home."
Fang Qing stroked his back: "It's not your fault, it's because they are unreliable, and they have to be responsible for their own lives."
She caressed and caressed, her thoughts diverged, and she returned to the year when she was sixteen: "But people like to do some crazy things when they are young, and youth is especially beautiful because of these crazy things. I was drunk when I was sixteen years old. Drank beer and danced the disco with a few other sisters in the village on the tractor going into the city.” Fang Qing recalled that her smile gradually disappeared, “…then I was detained by the public security for fifteen days.”
Ji Tong asked the captain: "...Old Jiang, can you arrive before noon?"
The captain's calm voice came from the earphones: "China is half a world away from here."
Fang Qing loved Ji Tong's nervousness very much, and held his hand tightly: "Don't worry so much, they have grown up, they can solve their own affairs, and even get a blessing in disguise, and experience their own adventures in life-although I was I was detained by security for 16 days, but I made a lifelong good friend in the police station."
Ji Tong: "Which friend." Now he is going to be blackmailed.
Fang Qing: "...and your worries sometimes become their mental burden. Teenagers at their age have a rebellious mentality. The more you don't let them do something, the more they will do something."
Ji Tong: "But I just want to tell them to pay attention to safety and stay away from danger!"
Fang Qing made a strange face, and repeated his words in a thin voice: "But I just want to tell them to pay attention to safety and stay away from danger, blah blah blah blah~ You will soon become the most annoying adult in our family."
Ji Tong has always been troubled by the lack of close parent-child relationship with Ji Wenfeng, Fang Qing's words hit his pain point, he said stubbornly: "Impossible, Xiaofeng likes me the most, and I dare say Rongrong also likes me."
Fang Qing: "Hehe. Rongrong is my son. I played games with him since he was a child, and I even brought Xiaofeng to do his hair together."
Jitong couldn't understand: "Why do you play games with Rongrong and do hair with Xiaofeng? Do you think Xiaofeng is more girly?"
Fang Qing: "I don't think Rongrong is worth doing hair-but you'd better explain what is Geng? Don't you think Rongrong is more sissy?" She hugged her chest with her arms angrily.
Ji Tong also copied her movements: "Now you also have to explain the word 'chang' to me."
The two were sitting on a private jet with their arms folded over their chests and fighting with their eyes.
Fang Qing told the truth first: "Xiaofeng is okay when he doesn't smile. His eye sockets are so deep and his nose is so high, he looks very aggressive; but when he smiles, it's all over. This kid has red lips and white teeth. With crooked smiling eyes and a lively smile, he looks like a pretty boy, I think he looks a bit more like Rongniang."
Jitong let out a chuckle: "Xiaofeng is not only a handsome boy, but also has a strong personality, independent and domineering personality. He is a strong and pure man. He is reserved and quiet, quiet and elegant. He has fair skin , black hair... Oh, doesn't this description sound familiar to you? He is simply a Snow White! A Snow White who secretly wears the school uniform of a male high school student is naturally cuter than Xiaofeng."
Fang Qing: "Little Feng Niang."
Ji Tong: "Rong Rongniang."
Fang Qing: "Little Feng Niang, Xiao Feng Niang, Xiao Feng Niang, Xiao Feng Niang, Xiao Feng Niang, Xiao Feng Niang, Xiao Feng Niang..."
Ji Tong: "Rong Rong Niang Rong Rong Niang Rong Rong Niang Rong Rong Niang Rong Rong Niang Rong Rong Niang Rong Rong Niang..."
While Fang Qing and Ji Tong were talking to each other, the pilot Lao Jiang issued a warning: "Please quit the channel when you are talking about cross talk, the plane is flying here, thank you."
Fang Qing and Ji Tong: "..."
Fang Qing and Ji Tong took off their earphones, and they both engaged in an in-depth battle on the topic of Lu Rong or Ji Wenfeng, who is more sissy.
Fang Qing: "Xiaofeng changes his clothes every day, even if he has to wear a school uniform outside, he also changes into a T-shirt inside."
Ji Tong: "Rong Rong has to wash his hands three times when he enters the door."
Fang Qing: "A few days ago, Xiaofeng asked me which brand of hairspray was easy to use, and he used hairspray."
Ji Tong: "Of course it's Schwarzkopf, it's cheap and easy to use!"
Fang Qing: "...so you also use hairspray?" No wonder the hair that falls on the bed these days is stiff. Fang Qing almost thought that she had cheated on a brown bear while unconscious.
Jitong realized what she was thinking from Fang Qing's eyes: "No! We use hairspray just because we are exquisite and tasteful men, not that we are sissies! If you can find someone in my age group, you still need to use it." Men who fix their hairstyles with hairspray are lucky, and they usually use wigs." He said and wiped his hairstyle proudly.
Fang Qing: "Anyway, my family Rong Rong doesn't spend so much time on his appearance. He pays more attention to his inner self-cultivation, improving his personal ability, and preparing for himself to become a man in charge one day."
Jitong: "Then give us Xiaofeng the vice president."
Fang Qing: "... the level of a position does not represent a person's level of pussy."
Jitong: "But the way of thinking is fine. Xiaofeng is a purely masculine way of thinking. He is logical and resolute. He will be an all-powerful strongman in the mall in the future. He is a pure man."
Fang Qing: "Rong Rong is the pure man."
Jitong: "Xiaofengchun, Xiaofengchun, Xiaofengchun, Xiaofengchun, Xiaofengchun, Xiaofengchun..."
Fang Qing: "Rong Rongchun, Rong Rongchun, Rong Rongchun, Rong Rongchun, Rong Rongchun..."
The two quarreled again.
The captain, Lao Jiang, couldn't take it anymore, and said to them in the public video: "I don't know these two children at all, and I don't know who is a pure man and who is a bitch, why don't you do this—you will be home in half a day , Let them spend half a day picking out gifts for you, and see how they choose, and it will be clear at a glance who is more sissy and who is more pure."
Ji Tong and Fang Qing's eyes lit up, and they said in unison: "Good idea!"
They looked at each other warily, believing that their pure man son would defeat the other's sissy son.