82. House Leakage Meets Evening Rain
Ji Tong and Fang Qing first agreed: "We will order them to prepare gifts for us at the same time."
Fang Qing: "That's right."
Ji Tong: "But they may ask us what we want."
Fang Qing: "For the sake of fairness in the game, we must not interfere with their choices."
Jitong probed: "Can't you mention the masculine gift you want?"
Fang Qing: "No."
Ji Tong: "Then... can that imply other things, such as grand, grand, luxurious... If you don't say anything, they will definitely be suspicious."
Fang Qing thought for a while: "I think these neutral words should be fine."
After the two had breathed out, they dialed Ji Wenfeng's video call again.
Ji Wenfeng and Lu Rong stopped fighting for the mobile phone in the cab, and were ordered to step aside to listen to the education of their parents.
Ji Tong: "We're going home tonight, and we brought a present for you two."
Fang Qing poked her head out from behind: "A very precious gift~"
Jitong: "Yeah, you guys will definitely like it."
Fang Qing: "To thank you for your company for the past sixteen years~"
Ji Tong: "We feel that being a family member is a kind of fate, and this kind of fate needs to be treated with a grateful heart, do you think so?"
Fang Qing: "Love is the same as work. You can only get rewards if you give. I think I understand what I mean."
Lu Rong and Ji Wenfeng sat in the cab at the same time and looked at each other.
Lu Rong: "They want gifts."
Ji Wenfeng: "That's right."
This exaggerated performance is not a hint at all, it is completely asking for it.
Lu Rong: "Have you seen their grinning eyes after seeing their smiling expressions?"
Ji Wenfeng: "I see."
Every pore, every wrinkle says: If you're not ready for a present, you're ready to pack your bags and go out and beg.
Just when the two wanted to discuss whether they should buy something together, their respective mobile phones rang. Ji Wenfeng saw that the caller ID was Jitong, and Lu Rong saw that the caller ID was Fang Qing.
The two picked it up at the same time: "Hello, Dad/Mom."
Fang Qing: "Rong Rong, you must not lose in this gift."
Lu Rong: "..."
Fang Qing: "I made a bet with your Uncle Ji."
Lu Rong: "What are you betting on?"
Fang Qing: "No comment."
If Lu Rong and Ji Wenfeng were told that his parents were betting on which of the two of them was the more sissy, then they might really lose these two children forever.
Fang Qing: "Although I can't tell you anything, you must win."
Lu Rong: "...the competition rules don't reveal how I know the evaluation criteria."
Fang Qing: "Let me tell you the evaluation criteria... to blind their titanium dog eyes!"
Lu Rong: "Wait a minute, I'll open a memo to record—you continue."
Fang Qing: "Be special!"
Lu Rong: "Yes."
Fang Qing: "It must be grand! Prosperous! Grand! Magnificent!"
Lu Rong: "Understood."
Fang Qing: "Anyway, you can't be petty, and you can't use flowers, balloons, and pink. You can't use all the elements we used in our wedding."
Whatever Ji Tong likes is a bitch, Fang Qing thinks what she said is clear enough. Taking Ji Tong as an example, he almost told Lu Rong, "Don't be such a bitch".
Lu Rong: "get, a sense of luxury."
Fang Qing: "Yes, yes, yes!"
Lu Rong: "Okay, I'll do it."
Ji's father and son are also having an in-depth dialogue on this.
Jitong: "Xiaofeng, you can't lose this game. You have won countless times, but as long as you lose once, everyone will only remember the tragedy of your loss."
Fang Qing and Rong Rong will definitely use this incident as evidence of Xiaofeng's sissy and laugh at him for the rest of his life.
Ji Wenfeng: "Why do you even compare this kind of thing?"
Ji Tong: "For a reason that I cannot tell you."
Jitong attaches great importance to protecting the child's physical and mental health. At such a critical moment for Ji Wenfeng's puberty development, Jitong must not let him have gender deviation and gender confusion. If Ji Wenfeng knows, others will see him as a bitch. What a shock it was for a little boy!
Absolutely not to disclose half points, this test must be completed quietly.
Ji Wenfeng: "If you don't tell me, how can I win?"
Jitong: "I said the request, you implement it, try to do as I said."
Ji Wenfeng: "OK."
Jitong: "The simple and special honeymoon theme leaves a deep positive impression on people. Pay attention, it is positive."
Simplicity is black and white, and the positive impression is that it is neither fancy nor sissy. Ji Tong feels that he has made it very clear.
Ji Wenfeng: "... Let me try."
Ji Wenfeng and Lu Rong closed the line, sat in the car, and found that the other party had also received a specific task reminder, and they both looked at a loss.
Ji Tong and Fang Qing reeled in, and their eyes sparkled with lightning: This time, I am sure to win!
Ji Wenfeng and Lu Rong drove home and began to prepare their respective gifts.
Lu Rong made some calculations. The honeymoon gifts for Fang Qing and Jitong are characterized by being grand, prosperous, solemn, and magnificent. They can't use the elements used in Jitong's wedding, excluding balloons, flowers, pink...
What kind of elements are generally used in a grand, prosperous, grand, and grand wedding
He opened Baidu, used Baidu insidiously, and finally found the target for him: the light.
There was indeed no dazzling light show when Ji Tong and Fang Qing got married.
Lu Rong immediately contacted old B, found a special event company, and confirmed the matter with them. In the end, the event company said that they could use 2,000 yuan to install exquisite light strips on the exterior wall of their villa, turning the European-style villa into a fairy tale castle.
Lu Rong thought it was ok, but when Jitong saw the castle in the fairy tale, he couldn't hold back at all, so he immediately put down a deposit and asked the event company to send two spidermen to install the light strips.
After Ji Wenfeng arrived home, he checked the honeymoon theme on Baidu, investigated various immersive projects according to Ji Tong's preferences, and finally finalized the gift of the pumpkin carriage.
Because he just bought a white horse, before sending it to the next-door horse farm for foster care, he first gave his parents a refreshment.
He immediately asked Assistant Bai to find out where there was a carriage for sale in the city.
Assistant Bai broke his leg while dragging a whole team of secretaries, and found him a carriage for display in a shopping mall. The wheels were not fixed and could run, but the part that tied the horse might have to be welded by himself.
Ji Wenfeng: "I can do this."
So, one of the two teenagers stood in front of the door and directed Spider-Man to drop the light belt under the scorching sun, and the other wore a mask and welded the horse shaft with a welding torch.
Lu Rong could not help but walk over when he heard the sound of welding [油—] from the backyard. Ji Wenfeng immediately stood up vigilantly, blocking his sight with his body: "Sorry, construction is underway, no entry allowed."
Lu Rong: "Could it be that you think I'll steal your idea?"
Ji Wenfeng looked at the Spider-Man above his head: "After all, some people lack some ideas."
"Can such a vulgar routine as a pumpkin carriage be called creativity?" Lu Rong glanced at the parts all over the floor, "Will Rongrong be willing to pull it?"
Ji Wenfeng: "I want you to take care of it. You should worry about the leakage of your light belt."
Lu Rong: "We'll see."
Ji Wenfeng: "We'll see."
Lu Rong was instructing the Spiderman to install the light belt at the door, when the phone in his pocket rang suddenly, it was Gu Yijun: "Student Lu Rong, how are you after you went back yesterday? How do you feel?"
Lu Rong: "I'm fine."
Ji Wenfeng didn't build him into the wall, nor put him in the freezer in the basement, and even gave him a supermarket. What else can a man ask for? It was the unexpected honeymoon gift task from his parents that made him too late to do his homework, but these were small problems, not big problems.
Gu Yijun: "The teacher wants to take advantage of this weekend to visit you."
Lu Rong: "No, no, no, no, I'm really fine..."
Gu Yijun: "No, you have something to do, you failed English twice in a row."
Lu Rong: "..."
If you ask him how he feels now: not good, very bad.
His homeroom teacher came to visit his home on the second day of the autumn outing.
Gu Yijun: "Where is your home?"
Lu Rong glanced at the spider man who was working on the roof. He couldn't go back to the small broken house in the city today, so he had to call Mr. Gu over: "Rongshan Manor."
Gu Yijun: "Let me look at the Baidu map, emmmmm, it's so far away, I'll take a taxi there."
Ji Wenfeng was welding his horse shaft in the backyard, when the phone in his pocket rang suddenly, it was Qin Shen, the head teacher: "Ji Wenfeng, how have you been since you went back yesterday? Did you encounter any danger on the way home on the horse?"
Ji Wenfeng: "Everything is going well, it couldn't be better."
Lu Rong cried and fell asleep in his arms, and he hugged Lu Rong with tears in his eyes to the bed. The most important point is that he took pictures of all this and kept it as evidence. Lu Rong can't blame him if he wants to. He can use these videos to threaten Lu Rong in the future. This autumn tour couldn't be better.
Qin Shen: "Then I'll come and see you today."
Ji Wenfeng: "No need for Teacher Qin, I have nothing to do."
"No, you have." Qin Shen's voice on the other side of the phone was cold, "You skipped classes for more than 3 days in half a month, I want to talk to your parents."
Ji Wenfeng: "..."
He originally wanted to refuse to say that his parents were not at home and only came back at night, but he thought carefully that his parents were not at home. Otherwise, would it be possible for Ji Tong and Fang Qing to know that he took Lu Rong on the highway and drove to the wilderness for a drink? Star
There is another serious reason why Ji Wenfeng doesn't want the adults in his family to see Mr. Qin: Mr. Qin is a very serious person. If he knows that Fang Qing and Ji Tong asked him to skip class to attend the rehearsal for their wedding, he will be very serious. Maybe Lian Jitong and Fang Qing taught the lesson together.
He didn't want to see Jitong get blushed and bewildered by the teacher anymore. Whenever he saw his father being scolded in front of the teacher, it made him feel ashamed to implicate his friends.
Ji Wenfeng changed his mouth: "Okay."
Qin Shen: "Where is your home?"
Ji Wenfeng: "Rongshan Manor."
Qin Shen: "I'll drive here right now."