The author has something to say: The author has never been to Hong Kong Disneyland, it is all made up xd
96. The Miserable Life of Lu Cinderella Rong
Central Castle is the heart of Disney. Children enter the castle in fairy tales here and experience the most classic princess stories, and there are Disney princesses having a tea party underneath.
When Ji Wenfeng and Lu Rong arrived, the children were taking photos with Snow White who was in business.
Ji Wenfeng walked to the staff, pointed to Lu Rong and said a few words. The staff nodded and directed him to pay inside.
Lu Rong: "...?"
After a while, Ji Wenfeng came out with a ticket and beckoned Lu Rong to go in. Lu Rong followed him suspiciously and entered the castle passage: "I don't want to take a photo with the princess."
"Of course. I want to take a photo with the princess." Ji Wenfeng looked at him with an ambiguous smile.
Lu Rong frowned, feeling that the matter was not simple.
Ji Wenfeng pushed the door open, and inside was a lovely dressing room, which was filled with all kinds of princess dresses, wigs and cosmetics, and pink light bulbs were set in front of each makeup mirror.
The fairy godmother bowed warmly to him: "Welcome!"
Lu Rong shut the door: "No—"
Lu Rong turned around and wanted to run, but Ji Wenfeng held the door with his palm and blocked his way with his body: "If you don't want to be a princess, go sit on the Chuang Speed Light Wheel."
Lu Rong was ashamed and angry: "You..."
"It seems that you have already made a decision." Ji Wenfeng grabbed his hand and was about to pull him away, "Let's go, to be honest, I still prefer to sit on the super-speed light wheel ten times."
Lu Rong: "Wait!"
He shook off Ji Wenfeng's hand, gave him a hard look, and entered the dressing room.
Ji Wenfeng: Plan to pass.
Fuck Tron Speed Nimbus, Tron Speed Nimbus doesn't have the capacity to be fun in women's clothing!
This is the final result of Ji Wenfeng scratching his head and thinking all night.
After Lu Rong left, Ji Wenfeng waited outside the door.
A fairy godmother came out, and Ji Wenfeng asked anxiously, "Are you all right?"
Fairy Godmother: "We are still working hard, please be patient."
Ji Wenfeng sat back down again.
After another ten minutes, there was a cry of pain from inside.
Ji Wenfeng stood up and knocked on the door frantically: "Rongrong, what's wrong?"
The fairy godmother came out and held him down: "He's fine, it's just that the Snow White suit is a bit small, and when he pulled the zipper, he accidentally pulled the flesh. We have to change his look."
Ji Wenfeng said, "Okay, anyway, I don't like Snow White either."
After waiting for nearly forty minutes, the door of the dressing room finally opened. Ji Wenfeng, who was pacing back and forth in front of the door, rushed to the door. Lu Rong stood in the middle of the room with his skirt in shame and indignation. His murderous eyes seemed to say: When I go out, I will kill you all. All killed!
Lu Rong was originally fair-skinned and delicate-looking. At this time, she was wearing a water-blue princess dress and lace gloves, holding a Victorian folding fan in her hand. A crown of bright rhinestones, standing nervously in the middle of the room, because she is taller and more slim, she is a princess who is going to the prom!
There was a perverted light in Ji Wenfeng's eyes!
"Because he is too tall, he can only play Cinderella." The fairy godmother regretted. They thought the little boy had the temperament to be Snow White.
"Yes." Ji Wenfeng stretched out his hand towards Lu Rong, "Come on, my Cinderella~"
Lu Rong couldn't walk steadily on his high heels, holding the hem of the big skirt with one hand and grabbing Ji Wenfeng with the other, walked to his side and whispered, "You wait."
Ji Wenfeng: "Well~ I have been waiting for more than forty minutes."
Lu Rong: "I will kill you one day!"
Ji Wenfeng: "I'm looking forward to it, Rongrong!"
Lu Rong: "..."
Why did Ji Wenfeng become so perverted as soon as he put on women's clothes!
Ji Wenfeng led Lu Rong out of the Disney Castle.
When a group of children saw Lu Rong, they screamed in surprise: "It's Cinderella~" and "What a beautiful Cinderella~", they swarmed up and jumped up, "Cinderella, can I take a photo with you!"
Ji Wenfeng stopped them all, and hugged Lu Rong tightly in his arms: "No, this is my princess alone!"
Lu Rong: "... How old are you! Let me down!"
Ji Wenfeng held Lu Rong up and ran to a place where the child could not catch up before he was willing to put him down.
Riding the wind, Lu Rong covered his face, and when he landed, he frantically grabbed Ji Wenfeng by the collar: "What are you going to do?"
Ji Wenfeng took out a SLR from his arms in a hurry.
Lu Rong's face turned blue, what's the difference between taking pictures of him? !
He reached out to grab the DSLR, but Ji Wenfeng quickly withdrew the DSLR: "You spent 40 minutes dressing up, didn't you even take a picture? This is our fond memory in Disney."
Lu Rong: "Remember your mother! I'm a man!"
Ji Wenfeng educated him: "It's cool to wear women's clothes for a while, and it's always cool to wear women's clothes all the time."
Lu Rong: "Aren't you an American, why are you so proficient?!"
Ji Wenfeng: "I am a v6 user of station b, with a five-digit id."
Lu Rong: "..."
Ji Wenfeng said: "Okay, let's take a picture. It's a pity not to take pictures of such a beautiful woman. We always have something to show our parents."
Lu Rong broke down: "You still have to show them!"
Ji Wenfeng pondered for a moment: "Well... I really don't want to part with it..."
Lu Rong: "..."
Ji Wenfeng is really perverted!
It happened that they passed a small trolley, and the colorful bubbles blown by the bubble machine on the small trolley came to Lu Rong along the wind. Ji Wenfeng quickly leaned over against the light and adjusted the aperture to the maximum, looked up and took a profile photo of Lu Rong.
Lu Rong: "You really filmed your transformation... wow, you did a great job."
Lu Rong leaned in front of the viewfinder. In the photo, he raised his head against the light, leaving only a dark silhouette of his side face. Against the colorful bubbles, there was a very dark and gorgeous dreamy feeling.
Ji Wenfeng said modestly: "My ins has 105k followers - stand back a little, I want to take a picture of the castle spire behind you."
Lu Rong took a step back with her skirt in her arms: "Is that so?"
Ji Wenfeng took a picture with his scissor legs: "Don't move." He retreated to the bridge and lay down on the ground with his buttocks pouted, and took another picture.
Passers-by looked at the 1.8-meter Cinderella and the curvy boy who took pictures of him.
Ji Wenfeng took Lu Rong to take pictures frantically near the Disney Castle.
Ji Wenfeng: "Take this pose - leaning against the railing with your back to me, resting your chin on your hand, and smiling back at me."
Lu Rong discussed with him while posing: "If these photos are printed as postcards and sold, will it infringe your copyright?"
Seeing that Ji Wenfeng's photos were so good-looking, Lu Rong started to think differently. Anyway, no one could tell that it was him, so why not take it as a princess for a photoshoot. It's just that he sold his portrait rights, but Ji Wenfeng sold his photography talent. This copyright issue is too complicated, and Lu Rong thinks he might have to consult a lawyer.
Ji Wenfeng adjusted the value to the viewfinder frame: "Print it into a postcard? Don't even think about it—turn your head a little bit."
Lu Rong tried hard to turn his head.
Ji Wenfeng: "Put your hand lightly against your chin, don't drag it all the way, use your fingertips, relax a little bit casually... turn your head around, you have to look at me."
Lu Rong: "My neck hurts." I don't know why I had a stiff neck last night.
Ji Wenfeng: "You are Cinderella, not Princess and the Pea, don't be so delicate."
Lu Rong: "..."
Lu Rong tried his best to cooperate with Ji Wenfeng's camera and turned his head a little bit.
At this moment, the buttons on the back of his neck popped out. Lu Rong leaned forward and wanted to pick it up, but he heard a hiss behind him, a sudden gust of wind!
He stood up quickly and leaned his back against the railing in panic.
Ji Wenfeng walked over quickly: "What's wrong?"
Lu Rong's whole body is not well: "My zipper seems to be broken..."
"Let me see." Ji Wenfeng pressed him and turned him around. "Fuck. You're wearing a bra!"
"Are you poisonous, are you still concerned about this now! Pull me up quickly?!" Lu Rong was startled. Because the clothes were too small, Lu Rong's squatting action caused the entire zipper to collapse, and now the entire back is exposed.
Ji Wenfeng studied it for a while: "The zipper didn't burst from the middle, but the thread that sewed the zipper burst, and it fell off the edge of the clothes, so it couldn't be pulled."
When the tourists passed by the two, Lu Rong quickly hugged his shoulders and leaned against the railing to pretend nothing happened. Because the back was taken off, the whole clothes fell down, and he could even feel that his underwear was exposed!
"It's all you!" Lu Rong got angry at Ji Wenfeng. "What should we do now?!"
The first time he flew on a plane, the first time he came to Hong Kong, and the first time he came to Disneyland, he lost all his underwear and bra because of the collapse of the skirt—he is a boy!
"Don't panic, I'm here." Because Hong Kong is extremely hot, Ji Wenfeng himself only wore a T-shirt, and he had no clothes to take off for him. "You stay here now, I'll come back when I go." Ji Wenfeng ran towards Disney Castle.
"Where are you going!" Lu Rong was so panicked that he was about to cry.
The tourist looked at Cinderella who was crying and alone, and raised his camera at him.
"No!" Cinderella screamed and grabbed her dress.
Tourist: "..."
A fairy-tale boat suddenly sailed under the bridge, and the Little Mermaid fountain not far away began to sing. As soon as they looked up, they could see the entire back of Cinderella on the bridge.
"Ahhh—" Lu Rong quickly retreated to the corner, sat down with his back against the bridge pier, closed his head with his head in his arms, like a Cinderella who was beaten back to her original shape at 12 midnight, her character design collapsed, and her reputation was killed!
When he goes out, he will kill Ji Wenfeng!
"Hello." A familiar voice sounded from above his head.
Lu Rong opened his eyes and found a pair of shiny boots in front of him.
Looking up, it is a uniform wearing various military uniform ribbons.
Further up is Ji Wenfeng's panting but handsome face.
"I thought you ran away..." Lu Rong said with tears.
"How is that possible." Ji Wenfeng unscrewed the buttons of the uniform one by one, took off the uniform, and put it on Lu Rong gently.
Ji Wenfeng went to the Disney Castle to find the fairy godmother, paid the money, and rented the servant of the prince. After putting it on, he hurried back to save his Cinderella.
Lu Rong's bald back was finally covered again, and he was supported by Ji Wenfeng to stand up. Ji Wenfeng circled his shoulders and walked back slowly.
He's going to blow up the Disney castle! What kind of shit clothes are they selling! Boys who are 1.8 meters will collapse when they wear it! He's buying Disney!
At this moment, two Hong Kong reporters who were running fast rushed up. It turned out that they just got the news that there was a lost Cinderella squatting on the bridge crying in the Disney park.