What to Do with a Pair of Kittens
穿成对家顶流养的猫了怎么办
Author: 烟翎
Latest: Chapter 57
Status: Completed
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Tags: acting animal characteristics charming protagonist cute protagonist dense protagonist
One day, a post, “Your Beloved Fu Yuqian Is a Cat Killer,” suddenly appeared on the forum, and the followers clicked on it.
It turns out this is what it says: Every day Fu Yuqian kissed the cat’s mouth, kissed the cat’s claws, rang the bell, told the cat “I love you”, even slept with the cat!!! Fu Yuqian’s fans are suffocating. I’m willing to be this cat!
Song Yu, who has been shaking for half a day, is desperate to sigh. The man who had not seen him for so long held him in his arms: “Give me another kiss.”
Song Yu: “…”
Song Yu is a top-line entertainment icon, with 50m fans, and the comprehensive entertainment company is set up in a row to select him.
It’s a winner.
The only thing wrong with it is the presence of Fu Yuqian. This guy was born to take advantage of him, he was taller than him, he had more endorsements than him, and even had 20,000 more fans than him!
Soon after Song Yu had an accident, he woke up and found himself a cat raised by Fu Yuqian.
Hahaha, God help me, this young master must find all your flaws, and when you get back to the internet, all of them will be exposed! Song cat, who keeps an eye on people all the time, discovered that Fu Yuqian had no flaws, he was still the same with people in front of him, being nice to people and gentle to the cat, except for doing things that could not be described!
And then, get out of here! I’m gonna be a cat again!
“It’s too late…” The man grabbed his waist and brought him back into his arms.
某日，论坛里突然冒出一个帖子《你们的爱豆傅予骞是个虐猫的魂淡》
粉丝们纷纷点进去，发现里面是这么写的：傅予骞每天都会亲猫嘴，亲猫爪，捏铃铛，对着猫说我爱你，甚至还跟猫一起睡觉，跑都跑不掉！！！
粉丝们窒息了，我愿意变成这只猫啊啊啊！
挥舞着爪子，累死累活敲了半天字的宋钰绝望长叹，还有没有天理了！
身后不知看了多久的男人将他抱进怀里：“乖，再亲一口。”
宋钰：“……”
【正经版文案】
宋钰是娱乐圈超一线流量偶像，坐拥五千万女友粉，代言接到手软，综艺台本摆成一排任他挑选。
可谓是人生赢家了。
唯一美中不足的，是对家傅予骞的存在。
这家伙生来就是克他的，身高比他高，代言比他多，甚至女友粉也比他只多了两万！
两家王不见王，粉丝打的昏天暗地。
一朝宋钰出了事故，醒来时发现自己竟然变成了傅予骞养的猫。
哈哈哈，天助我也，小爷一定要全方位搜集你的黑料，等恢复了全都在网上曝光！
开启了无时无刻盯人的宋猫发现，这个死对头竟然没有黑点，人前人后一样，对人和善，对猫温柔，只除了——对着他的照片做不可描述的事情！
还特么是每天！
别拦着我，小爷要跟他同归于尽！
后来，欸，挺舒服啊。
再后来，滚，我要再变回猫！
“晚了……”嗓音低哑的男人一把捞住他的腰，带回怀里。
腹黑隐忍微偏执强攻X蠢萌而不自知可可爱爱漂亮受。1V1 HE~
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