After counting from one to one hundred with a smile (specially skipping two), he put the knife on his neck and said:
"Don't beat me up"
That's the arrogant urban flower girl who "don't bully the young and poor"!
But he is also the only all-round little genius he knows, and more importantly, he is good-looking and full of peach blossoms, and the proper protagonist halo has a good fate!
If you want to cut off the claws of Princess Elizabeth, it must be him!
Between taking the traditional route and dragging Su Xiaomo into the vortex of sadomasochism and sacrificing herself and He Junle——
Murong Jihua did not hesitate to choose Baoda and the heroine.
247.
"Eh? Uncle, you said you - like my brother?"
On the second floor of the milk tea shop in front of the Red Star Middle School, Xueru, a girl opposite Murong Jihua, burst into screams.
(Previous summary: Xueru, He Junle's "dry" sister)
In the crowd, Murong Jihua was so embarrassed that he wanted to think about it, but he managed to maintain a commercial smile and explained:
"... Ah yes, that's it, so little sister, can you help me?"
Xueru took a deep sip of the milk tea: "No way! My brother belongs to me alone, even though you are handsome and rich - do you think you can buy me off with a cup of pearl milk tea?!"
"...two cups?"
"snort!"
"Twenty cups?"
"… snort."
"Two hundred cups."
"… Well,"
"I contracted this milk tea shop for you!"
"Deal! Uncle, happy cooperation!"
"... Honestly, little sister, do I look that old?"
"not at all!"
"Then why did you..."
"Eh? But uncle, aren't you Xiaomo's daddy?"
"... I guess so."
"Come closer, Uncle, I'll tell you something about my brother—"
Murong Jihua: Taking notes
248.
This is a jewelry store.
An ordinary jewelry store.
A... soon to be no ordinary jewelry store.
When Murong Jihua appeared in the jewelry store wearing sunglasses, a high nose-reaching black windbreaker, and a jazz hat—by the way, a female high school student in school uniform, all the eyes of the store were attracted.
The customers sneaked away quietly, and the clever clerk had already started to call 110, while the two parties stood still in front of the counter, talking and laughing as if no one was there.
Xueru winked at Murong Jihua: "Uncle, jewelry is an indispensable luxury item for courtship in this age—you can't just settle for it."
The cabinet was full of sparkling crystals, which made Murong Jihua dizzy in a panic, and he still felt a little awkward: "...But He Jun, Ah Bu, Jun Le is a man?"
Xueru pouted her little mouth unhappily:
"You're out, uncle! Who doesn't like these shiny little babies? It's a good face to say that men don't love them.
But uncle just wants to show brother, your determination to be with him regardless of the world! "
249.
My determination to be with him regardless of worldliness...
In the mouth area, it's over, the feeling of nausea is almost reaching the throat.
250.
Murong Jihua, who was dizzy from the overwhelming nausea in his stomach, didn't want to think about the logic in Xueru's words, and even felt that what the other party said might make sense.
So he took a deep breath, and casually pointed to the most expensive pair of rings on the counter: "How is it?"
Xueru only glanced at Murong Jihua with some distaste: "The red and green big flower diamonds, Uncle Kui can move his fingers, how can I wear them out!
Not all the most expensive is the best, you are all men, naturally keep simplicity first. Well, those are pretty good…”
"what about this?"
"... Is the robot cat on this serious!"
"Then... this?"
"My God—Uncle! Are you really crooked?"
"Look, Xueru, this one! Simple and neat, how about it?"
"... What's the difference between this and the ring pull of a can!"
"..."
"..."
251.
In the end, President Murong waved his hand, and the entire store was stamped with the stamp of the Murong family.
Have I actually forgotten my identity again
Only the poor make choices, and the nouveau riche want them all!
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I don’t want to get stuck here, to be honest, I didn’t write well at all, and I didn’t reach the place I wanted to write at all.
But if I continue, the number of words will be too much. I don’t think it fits my temperament—I’m just kidding hahahahe (Suddenly embarrassed laugh. jpg)
If there is a list tomorrow, I will try my best to update and complete the list requirements on Ching Ming Festival;
If not, I'll-
Hey hey
"I was forced to fall in love"
252.
"sugarcum?"
Murong Jihua looked at the mysterious bag of popping candies mysteriously brought out from the pharmacy by the mysterious Xueru, and was at a loss for what to do.
But in the face of danger, his instinctive vigilance made him take a half step back involuntarily.
Xueru smiled and showed two small canine teeth, shook the "jumping candy" in her hand, and said seriously:
"That's right, the jewels and rings are all ready, we naturally have to start the next step - Uncle, you still don't know my brother well enough, his acceptance of new things is unusually high!"
253.
applaud!
Makes sense! As expected of a super-powered beautiful girl who has been a leader for more than ten years, she speaks clearly and logically, even if she talks nonsense, it makes people feel reasonable.
Murong Jihua swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and for a long time still couldn't figure out what this bag of popping candy was for.
guilty conscience.
After all, I don't really want to be with He Junle... I just want to borrow his almighty superpower, pretend to be a couple for a few days, and fool Elizabeth, the crazy girl, if it really gets out of hand, this is Murong Jihua. have witnessed.
He has already figured it out, when the matter is perfectly resolved, let alone supporting a Junle gang, even if he really has the ambition to dominate the world and subdue the three thousand beauties in the harem, he will try his best to provide him with...
financial help.
So my original intention was to ask He Junle out to discuss through Xueru—how could I know that this little girl is so enthusiastic!
"However, do you have to prepare so much for falling in love?"
Murong Jihua pinched the "jumping candy" on his fingertips and observed it repeatedly, feeling anxious in his heart:
"Forget it, let's think of it as a preview for preparing romantic surprises for Su Xiaomo in the future."
254.
Then, Murong Jihua, who looked at sugarcum's outer packaging over and over again, finally captured its official function name:
Jing ye sweetened candy (strawberry flavor version): Let your milk become the fruit tea in her mouth~
Murong Jihua: Fuck
255.
We common people~ I'm so happy~
Thousands of households ringing ~ the same voice ~
The lights are on, and the stars are falling.
The girl in school uniform was walking on the streets around the city, jumping and jumping, playing music and drums, holding the lifelong black gold membership card of the milk tea shop at the school gate in both hands, she was so happy that she almost flew up.
Following her ten meters away was a man who had almost melted into the night.
Black sunglasses, black clothes, black hat.
Under Xueru's suggestion, he bought a jewelry store within one day, (forced) booked three wedding photo studios, an annual fee VIP for Qing Qu supplies store, and even bought a holiday island in the East China Sea of country A, and signed three taels After the villa transfer contract, Murong Jihua's feelings at the moment:
Tired do not love.
256.
The stars on the river around the city are dotted with tourists' night boats.
The light shone on Murong Jihua's face, making his tired eyes more charming and soft.
Xueru stopped abruptly, seeing Murong Jihua always looking at the Huancheng River, she was secretly amused, she slowed down and asked:
"Uncle, do you really want to go boating here with my brother? Every night, this is a perfect place for couples to have a date."
"..."
"Yes I do."
257.
Yes I do.
But he has neither the mind nor the time to play aimlessly in the face of the threat of being lost.
Even if the deal with He Junle is concluded, and there is a chance to go boating on the lake just to show off, it's just—
all fake.
"Speaking of which, this world is also fake. Including Su Xiaomo, including Elizabeth, including Murong Jihua, including - He Junle,"
"Only Yan Jihua is the real one."
A motorcycle passed by with a loud noise, and Murong Jihua realized that he had fallen into the mentality of honey juice philosophy again, and quickly patted his cheek:
Have you forgotten how you died tragically before, how can you not concentrate on playing a girly game!
258.
Xueru was silent for a few minutes when Murong Jihua's eyes were blank, and then she smiled again after observing that the other party seemed to have come out of some unspeakable emotions:
"Okay—uncle will definitely have a chance to play with brother in the future. Now, let's take the last and most important step!"
"Now? So late?"
"Tsk, it's better to wait until the evening, you know, uncle, modern people have a kind of nocturnal physique, and they will become emotional and sentimental at night—here, don't you look like you just now?"
"so?"
Xueru blinked her eyes mischievously, and pressed her index finger against her lips: "My brother, he is Ye Laifei among Ye Lai Fei. And... hehe~"
259.
It was only the next day that Murong Jihua found out that the second half of Xueru's unfinished sentence was:
When Ye Laifei meets alcohol, the chemical reaction will be,
Big Bang level.
260.
When Xueru led him to the door of a small tavern, Murong Jihua was still a little confused;
But when Xueru was carrying a person fifteen minutes later,