Back, pushing and pulling, pushing each other for ten minutes.
Not only Murong Jihua, but even He Junle felt that he was crazy.
491.
"Wow~~~~ What play is this?"
"!!!"
A pleasant female voice suddenly sounded from behind, Murong Jihua and He Junle were both excited, and at the last moment they bit each other's tongue tacitly and then separated like lightning.
Princess Elizabeth was squatting in the corridor at the door of the bedroom, with her head on her hands, staring at the two with interest.
Behind them stood Ni Haofan and Cui Guanshi, who were flushed and at a loss.
Elizabeth completely ignored the gorgeous and pure skirt being dragged on the ground, and even being crushed by her high heels. She giggled and muttered:
"Could it be—is this foreplay?"
Murong Jihua: "..."
He Junle: "..."
Elizabeth turned her head to Ni Haofan: "Doctor Ni~ Is this the foreplay you were talking about?"
Ni Haofan:…
Ni Haofan: Your Royal Highness, please don't ask!
492.
Murong Jihua first gave Cui Guanshi a look of "you are such a waste", then smiled and clapped his hands:
"Your Highness, you are such a clever little ghost. Yes, this is foreplay, and it is one of the behaviors that must be performed before the reproduction experiment."
"Ah~~ So that's the case, it feels so wonderful! Brother Mu, can I watch you and Mr. He Lejun—"
"Don't even think about it, it will affect the performance! And his name is He Junle, not He Lejun."
"Sorry Brother Mu, can I just taste it, and taste his tongue—"
"No, you who are not good enough will pollute his pure body!"
493.
Murong Jihua laughed angrily, slammed the door, locked it, and gave an ultimatum to Steward Cui outside the door:
Get her to leave within three minutes, otherwise you surnamed Cui won't have to work at Murong's house anymore!
494.
After six minutes, it was quiet outside the door, but Murong Jihua still decided to give Cui Guanshi a chance.
Only now did he have time to turn his head to He Junle.
He Junle was already sitting on the edge of the bed.
"You have a very violent temper today, which makes people uncomfortable,"
He Junle raised his legs and wiped the blood from his lips with the back of his hand:
"What, do you want to continue? Or guessing fist? Sanda? Wrestling? Picking a pimp? Fighting bayonet? I will accompany you."
Murong Jihua raised his right eyebrow, not being stimulated by He Junle:
"That's so boring."
495.
"He Junle, you can't escape."
496
I, Murong Jihua, figured it out tonight.
Go up to welcome men, advance when you know men, and go up to a higher level if you want to be a thousand miles away.
I'm going to attack him.
what.
Jun.
happy.
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Mind
497.
There used to be such a saying in the world:
If you like it, confess, if you are rejected, you will rape her, at worst you will go to jail, you dare not even go to jail, how dare you say you love her!
—Murong Jihua just wants to give the scum who said that a big mouth of love:
I'll go to your mother's spiral flying heresy!
498.
So Murong Jihua lay upright beside He Junle, with a pillow between them, in Murong Jihua's eyes, it seemed as if thousands of miles of water, mountains and seas were separated.
(23:00:00) He Junle took out his mobile phone!
(23:00:25) He Junle clicked on the vv chat communication page!
(23:01:01) He Junle clicked on the 25th avatar in a category list named "Cuties"!
Judging by the profile picture, she should be a girl!
(23:02:05) The corner of He Junle's right lip rose 12°! At the same time, the thumb starts 26 keys to enter the dialogue content—
(23:02:15) The other party actually sent a cute message to He Junle! cute! clatter! surface! Affection! Bag!
(23:05:00) Murong Jihua thought: No matter how hard you endure, you are not a man!
499.
Although in his heart, the clarion call for the battle against He Junle has already sounded, but in action, Murong Jihua's battle is really not so handy.
Tremblingly, he took out the terminal from under the pillow, tremblingly logged in his fingerprint twice before he successfully recognized it, tremblingly opened the txt briefcase of pure love literature sent to him by Cui Guanshi, and tremblingly quickly searched for keywords:
"Bed", "Bend", "Night", "Confession", "Love Talk"...
Then a pure love novel called "One Hundred and Six Ways to Break the Bend Little White Fox" jumped into Murong Jihua's eyes.
OK, that's right, that's it!
500.
There is indeed a chapter in the novel where the protagonist and his beloved little white fox are chatting under the quilt on the bed, and they fall in love with each other while chatting—
Murong Jihua looked left and right, and felt that the right time, place and people tonight, luck is really good, if you don't make a move at this time, what is your intention
So he sighed and said, "Wonderful!"
501.
He Junle had just finished greeting his girl good night, and was about to exit the page and click on the small window of the 26th girl's chat box to say hello, when he felt a pair of hands gently wrapping around his waist.
"..."
"Didn't you say you wouldn't fight tonight?"
Murong Jihua was choked up for a moment. From this angle, he could clearly see the content on the screen of He Junle's terminal—
A cute soft girl with the head of Bobby Rabbit was bubbling happily while He Junle took the initiative to ask her well, and the three emoticons sent out in a series all had a sweet taste.
502.
Murong Jihua: "..."
Murong Jihua: "Brother Le, do you know? Being nice to one girl is a warm man; being nice to countless girls at the same time is called burning the boiler."
"..."
"..."
He Junle glanced back slightly, and replied:
"Not an infinite number,"
"As of today, it's sixty-four."
503.
I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air.
Murong Jihua felt that he suddenly lost his fighting power.
Fortunately, He Junle's back was facing him, so he still had a chance to open the novel file with one hand, and proceed to the next step according to the strategy—
504.
"Stop chatting with them, the Coke and snacks belong to you, but you have to belong to me."
As expected, He Junle stopped typing, and Murong Jihua could even feel the other person's body tremble slightly.
He didn't have time to be happy that the little ancestor finally reacted—He Junle unceremoniously disrupted his rhythm:
"I don't drink Coke."
"… Why?"
"Treat."
"?"
"My name is also Le."
"..."
"You know, the emperor must pay attention to this."
"you… "
"What's that expression on your face?" He Junle suddenly smiled, and turned off the glowing screen by the way:
"I don't know which guy lied to me in the hotel last time, saying that I am the emperor and he belongs to the eunuch, huh?"
"To be honest, that eunuch of yours is really good at acting."
505.
... That feeling is good.
Murong Jihua felt that sooner or later he would be driven crazy by Brother Le.
Does this person really have the buff of "No matter how I tease him, he will not be moved"
Can't attack, can't attack.
506.
For the next half hour—
Gong: Three hundred and sixty lines, what to do is not good, but to be a heart thief, and I will be tempted first.
Fang: I am all-rounder, all three hundred and sixty lines are OK, really.
Gong: If it enters my bowl, it will be pork belly for the rest of my life.
Fang: My leanness is 89%, which should not meet the standard of pork belly in country A.
Gong: I want to be your pillow person, a cat in your arms, and a fairy in your heart.
Anti: You're already sleeping next to my pillow; I'm allergic to cats; I'm materialistic.
Murong Jihua: ... ... People are tough!
507.
Murong Jihua really lost his temper. He pulled the quilt and turned over to give up on himself. Here, He Junle laughed and tried to shake Murong Jihua, but the latter didn't even bother to move:
This attack is impossible! Let's hurry up and go back to each house and find each mother.
Oh, he should be looking for Po Meng.
508.
He Junle's eyes glanced faintly, then he suddenly bent down, pulled away a corner of the quilt with involuntary hand strength, and sprayed warm breath on Murong Jihua's ears:
"Stop making trouble, Murong, do you think something is wrong?"
"..."
Murong Jihua's eyelashes moved, but he didn't speak.
He Junle: "Guess, what is Her Royal Highness Princess Elizabeth doing now?"
Murong Jihua snorted softly, jumped up from the bed, walked directly to the door without any slippers on, and put his hand on the doorknob.
He tilted his head slightly, raised his free index finger of his left hand, and pressed it against his lips: "shiiii—"
—Press the door handle down hard with the right hand:
"Here it is!"
509.
Princess Elizabeth, who was leaning on the door and listening to the corner, fell into the bedroom with a "bang".
"Hey duck—"
Elizabeth sat up, put her hands on her two cheeks, her expression on the verge of crying was inappropriate and embarrassing:
"Brother Mu, you are so fierce! I really can't restrain my curiosity about the reproduction of perfect life, absolutely no is deliberately listening to the hotness in the corner~!"
I believe you ghost.
Murong Jihua handed a gesture to He Junle who was sitting behind him on the bed with folded arms.
He Junle felt something in his heart, let out a low chuckle, and lay down on his back, without any hesitation.
— and "accidentally" knocked down the vase by the bed.
510.
"Ah! Lele, Lele, what's wrong with you, Lele!" Murong Jihua exaggeratedly mourned