When Gu Mozhi was young, his lips were red and his teeth were white, so he looked very cute.
The premise is that he sits there quietly and does not move.
There is a kind of bear child, whenever he opens his mouth or moves, he will continue to make all kinds of troubles. Even in the demon tribe who are used to bear children, those experienced big demons can't wait to strangle him to death.
But no, the clan does not allow cannibalism.
When Gu Mozhi was in his teens, his mischievous skills increased instead of diminishing, and almost no one on campus escaped his evil hands.
On this day, the young Gu Mozhi lazily walked into the campus, biting a grass stalk.
Because there are not many people in the demon clan, and there are even fewer children, there is only one school in the entire demon clan. Basically, demons of the same age know each other. And this only campus has become the place where the great demons most avoid and fear.
—No big devil would like to come here and be pranked by a group of little devils in turn, after all, it's too embarrassing.
This creates a scene where the teachers in the academy are all demon elders, because only demon elders can easily suppress the children of the whole school when they unite against the teacher. If it's a big devil, let alone suppress it, it's good to save face and not be teased so gentle that it doesn't save face.
Twelve-year-old Gu Mozhi is talented and intelligent, and his strength can already beat little devils of the same age, so he became the head bully of the school. And his childhood sweetheart, Pei Yuan, is naturally the leader of the school bully. Although the school bully is also a brat to the demon clan, it is not much different from the school bully.
"Brother Gu, which old man are we going to play tricks on today?" A delicate-looking demon boy happily ran over, following behind Gu Mozhi's ass.
Gu Mozhi squinted his eyes and looked at the office building of the patriarch and teachers: "Elder Yin made a surprise test yesterday."
"Okay!" the demon boy began to roll up his sleeves without saying a word, "Old man Yin actually made a surprise attack, which made our brother Gu lose face for failing the exam. Don't worry, I will take someone to his office today!"
Because pranks on the elders directly are basically impossible to succeed, so they usually choose a devious strategy. That is, they smashed up other people's offices while they were away, and then burned all the annoying homework and test papers.
Gu Mozhi never did it himself, not because he wanted to be alone, but because he was just lazy. And the demonic teenagers were very loyal, they were caught by the elders and killed and refused to confess to their boss, so even if the whole school knew that Gu Mozhi was behind the scenes, the elders still had nothing to do with him.
Today is no exception, Gu Mo patted the boy on the shoulder with a childlike face, as if the boss thinks highly of you. He turned his head and walked towards the classroom. Pei Yuan came to school early today because the elder called him to help organize the papers. He should be in the classroom soon. He went to tell Pei Yuan what he wanted to eat at noon, and then went to find a good one. place to sleep.
Recently, the Goddess of Purgatory said that in order to respond to the trend, she set up a fake sun in Purgatory, and it was very warm in the sun, especially suitable for sleeping. Gu Mozhi originally liked to sleep in the dormitory, but now he prefers to find a lawn where the "sun" can be exposed to the "sun", spread a soft blanket on it, and lie on it to sleep. He sleeps all morning, and when he wakes up, he can go to lunch.
Happy.
When Gu Mozhi arrived in the classroom, Pei Yuan was already there, sitting in the first few rows, looking like a good student. Gu Mozhi walked over and lay down on his back, the boy who was looking down at the textbook showed a helpless smile, he turned his head and smiled at Gu Mozhi.
Although he couldn't see Gu Mozhi's face because of the angle, he still smiled softly: "What do you want for lunch?"
"Set A." Gu Mozhi said.
The so-called set meal A is not set by the school cafeteria. In fact, there is no set menu in the cafeteria at all, just like a cafeteria, where all kinds of dishes are placed there, and you can take whatever you want, whether you want to sit in the cafeteria or take it away.
The set meal Gu Mozhi mentioned was set by himself and Pei Yuan. Different sets have different combinations, which is very complicated. There are 26 sets from A to Z. It is difficult for Pei Yuan to remember.
Pei Yuan naturally agreed with a good temper, and asked, "What about evening?"
"I haven't thought about it. I'll talk about it later. I will accompany me to have afternoon tea in the afternoon. Recently, a guy opened a dessert shop."
Those who dare to open a shop near the school are either little devils or elders. Anyway, the big devil would never come to school to provoke these brats.
The "guy" in Gu Mozhi's mouth is a fifteen-year-old little devil. She was obviously a pretty girl, but she became a dick in the mouth of a gay guy like him who didn't understand the style.
"Okay, I'll go with you." Pei Yuan took out a homemade candy from his pocket and stuffed it for him.
Gu Mozhi smacked his lips: "It's quite delicious, when did you make it?"
Pei Yuan took another can from the drawer and gave it all to him: "Yesterday afternoon when you were sleeping."
Gu Mozhi asked, "Aren't you in class at that time?"
Pei Yuan didn't take it seriously: "It's nothing fun to have met a long time ago."
If it wasn't for this crappy school that didn't skip a grade or graduate early, he wouldn't stay here to waste time. Devil Academy must be 18 years old to graduate, because they don't want to let underage little devils go out to harm big devils.
Gu Mozhi got a can of candy, happily carried it away, and found a good place to continue his business of sleeping.
In this way, he spent a leisurely and happy juvenile time.
"It's lunch." Pei Yuan pinched his lover's face lightly, watching him wake up slowly, with a deeper smile in his eyes.
Gu Mozhi opened his eyes in a daze, and yawned: "It's already noon so soon?"
Pei Yuan pulled him up: "Don't you have class this morning? Why did you skip class and come to sleep?"
It’s okay to skip class when you’re a student, but it’s too much to skip class when you’re a teacher.
"It's as if I had students in the past." Gu Mozhi curled his lips. His students escaped more diligently than him. When he went to class for the first time, he found that there was no one, so he ran away with peace of mind.
Later he found out that this was a misunderstanding. The reason why there were no students that time was because he went to the wrong classroom. But can the teacher's mistakes be called mistakes? Of course not, so Gu Mozhi continued to make mistakes.
The teacher didn't come to the first class, and the students skipped class at the beginning of the second class. Later, I found out that the teacher really didn't come, and those who didn't skip class didn't come at all. Up to now, teachers and students have skipped classes together, which is very arrogant.
If it weren't for the fact that the elders in the clan were so little, it would be great if they were willing to be teachers. Gu Mozhi would be fired sooner or later for his attitude.
Fortunately, Gu Mozhi took two courses, one was skipped, and the other was still serious, so the principal and the others ignored it. As for the class that I have been insisting on taking all the time, it is a practical class, and as a teacher, Elder Gu often uses the opportunity of fighting with students in the practical class to crush and bully children. The principal said that they don't know anything. It's none of their business.
They have also wanted to beat these bastards for a long time. If someone beats them for them, they are too happy, how can they stop it.
In this way, Gu Mozhi became the most polarized teacher in the school. The students loved him so much when they were skipping classes, and they wanted to bite him to death when they were in combat class.
However, Elder Gu smiled at them and said, "It's a pity that you can't beat me. If you want revenge, at least you have to wait until you become elders. But becoming an elder is only about the same strength. If you want to crush me, you may have to become the patriarch." .Hey, it seems that the patriarch of our demon clan hasn't been changed for so many years?"
In other words, there is no chance for this group of bastards to take revenge. At most, they will draw with him in the future, and don't even think about anything else.
So angry.
Gu Mozhi discovered a new joy in life, bullying kids on campus and so on. In the past, he was a school bully who bullied teachers; now he is a teacher who bullies students, and will always be the most unprovoked existence in the school. And the tricks used by these brats were all his badly played back then, so he might not be able to cure them
Gu Mozhi had a lot of fun every day, trained a group of cubs to the point of wanting to die, and also received friendly praise from a bunch of big demons and demon elders who had suffered a lot from him, it was perfect. What more can I ask for such an interesting life.
As for Pei Yuan...
Gu Mozhi glanced at the mountain of papers on the other party's desk, and silently lit a candle for the little ones. It's really miserable to have exams every day.
"This time there are thirty-two failed students." Teacher Pei smiled reservedly, "How about punishing them to copy the papers a hundred times?"
Of course Gu Mozhi said, "Good job!"
There are more than 200 cubs in this grade. Originally, 180 of them failed the grade. After being taught by Pei Yuan for half a semester, the number quickly dropped to 32. It can be seen that copying papers is really a good way to improve grades. Gu Mozhi couldn't help gloating, and by the way sighed that it's a good thing they didn't have such a cruel teacher who was good at papers back then.
Pei Juanzijing Yuan: "..." What a nickname.