The eldest grandson Zijun is not an idiot. In the original setting, he should be an extremely smart person, but in the twisted fandom world, he is often forced to have a lower IQ limit, especially when it comes to Yi Xichen and other men. So at this moment, he faintly felt that something was wrong, but his IQ just refused to go online.
"Sword Competition?" The eldest grandson Zijun's reflex arc captured the content of the conversation between Lu Ziyao and Yi Xichen just now, "Ten days later?"
If he remembered correctly, the five-yearly sword-fighting conference was already over, and there was still some time before the next five years, so how could it be held at this time
Lu Ziyao patted the goosebumps off his arm: "Why, Junior Brother, did you forget?"
Yi Xichen also looked at him suspiciously: "Zijun, what happened to you today, you and I practice swordsmanship for the sword competition every day, you..."
The eldest grandson Jun frowned. Lu Ziyao and Yi Xichen's tone is so consistent, do they join forces to play him? Or is there something wrong with his memory? He asked, "What year, month and day is it today?"
Lu Ziyao replied: "Bingchen year, Wuxu month, Gengwu day."
The eldest grandson Zijun felt a pain in his teeth: "The year of Bingchen? It's obviously the year of Jiazi."
"Jia, Jiazi?" Lu Ziyao and Yi Xichen looked at each other.
The difference between the Bingchen year and the Jiazi year is eight years when counted, and fifty-two years when counted backwards. This joke is a bit big.
The eldest grandson Zijun was also very puzzled. Every Jiazi year, the other side of the cloud will open once. He and Yi Xichen just went to buy a bunch of magic weapons (most of them are X toys, or not X toys can also be used as magic weapons for X toys), so clear things he will never forget.
Now Yi Xichen fully realized the seriousness of the problem. Today's eldest grandson Zijun is very abnormal. This abnormality is beyond the scope of joking. If it is said that the eldest grandson Zijun uncharacteristically made a trouble with him in private, it is not completely impossible, but it is absolutely impossible for him to be entangled in front of a third person.
Yi Xichen said, "Zijun, did you get caught in the door when you went out in the morning?"
The eldest grandson Zijun: "..."
Lu Ziyao looked at this and that in surprise, not knowing what was going on.
Yi Xichen didn't know what to say about what happened just now, so he leaned into Lu Ziyao's ear and planned to talk to him about the situation in a low voice.
The eldest grandson, Zijun, looked at the pair in front of him who were described as intimate... dog man man, and the vinegar jar in his heart tumbled for a while. As the third most charismatic person besides the two protagonists, Lu Ziyao is a brick for building socialism, where it needs to be moved. So in the twisted world in the heart of the eldest grandson Zijun, Lu Ziyao is a supporting role, and he pays for Yi Xichen without dignity and no reason, just to pick Yi Xichen's chrysanthemum.
The eldest grandson Zijun couldn't help but resent: "Are you kidding me?"
Lu Ziyao said in surprise, "Tricking you? Why did Junior Brother Changsun say such a thing?"
The eldest grandson Zijun said with a sullen face: "Are you guys carrying me behind your back?"
"Ah?" Lu Ziyao's chin almost fell, and he asked cautiously, "Okay, what does it mean to be good?"
"You must be caught in the door!" Yi Xichen looked at the eldest grandson Zijun with terrifying eyes, shaking his head desperately, "otherwise, why would you think that I and you...you...then what..." He couldn't help but squeeze hard. Hold the buttocks, because there is a dull pain there. He now understands why Zijun asked him if his butt hurt in the morning.
"Hi..." The eldest grandson Zijun's teeth were even more sour now. What's the situation? The person who cried hoarsely in his bed yesterday actually refuses to admit his relationship with him today. You must know that he and Yi Xichen are in a relationship that if the distance he moves in Yi Xichen's body is converted into the length of a milk tea cup, they can circle the earth three times!
Suddenly, the eldest grandson Zijun had a light in his mind and said angrily: "Yi Xichen! Did you deliberately shed our children? For Lu Ziyao, an adulterer?!"
"Hey!" Lu Ziyao, who was innocently dragged into the battle, couldn't help but glanced at Yi Xichen's stomach, feeling that his brain couldn't keep up with the rhythm. "Child, child?"
Yi Xichen almost fell down. Where the hell is this bitch going?! ! !
After a while, Yi Xichen grabbed the sword in his hand and put on a defensive posture towards the eldest grandson Zijun: "You, really the eldest grandson? You won't be a phantom substitute?!"
The eldest grandson Zijun was startled. That's right, it makes sense. What is wrong with Yi Xichen and Lu Ziyao in front of them? They don't talk like a horse's mouth. Could it be that they were transformed by a phantom demon, and they even beat him upside down? The eldest grandson Zijun immediately put on a defensive posture: "Yi Xichen, when and where did you and I meet for the first time?"
"You first came to the Medicine Pavilion from Lianjian Pavilion. You were cold and arrogant. I took the initiative to chat with you. Do you remember the first sentence I said to you?!"
"'Hey, you look so good-looking, let's be friends.' How did I answer?"
"'Go away.' Why did you become friends with me afterward?"
"You pestered me for a whole month, saying that I was the most beautiful young man in the Medicine Pavilion, and you had to be with me. I was pestered by you, and I just wanted to be quiet and then I responded."
Yi Xichen touched his nose: "Hey, is that so? I thought you thought I was handsome and different."
Lu Ziyao, who was watching: "..."
This time, the past is right. Although the phantom has the ability to imitate the human voice and appearance, it cannot break into the sea of knowledge to spy on people's memories. This memory is indeed known only to Yi Xichen and the eldest grandson Zijun. -OOC fan author, when it is time to respect the original, will still respect the original.
Yi Xichen and the eldest grandson Zijun both put down their attacking posture, but they are still confused.
Lu Ziyao, who was on the sidelines, pulled Yi Xichen aside and whispered: "Junior Brother Yi, Junior Brother Zhangsun seems to be in a state of daze now. What has he been doing these two days? Has anything unusual happened? What exotic flowers and herbs did you eat?"
Yi Xichen's expression changed, and he shouted, "Bad! I remember you saying that." He scratched his head embarrassedly, "Last night, in order to make medicine pills, I was short of Tianhe grass, so I pulled the Jun accompanied me to the Miasma Forest at the foot of the mountain..."
After hearing this, Lu Ziyao's expression changed, and he blamed: "The Miasma Forest is full of mist and miasma, and you are so lawless, how dare you enter such a place privately! Junior Brother Zhangsun must have inhaled too much confusion, causing his mind to change greatly. My mind is out of my mind!"
Yi Xichen regretted in his heart. Last night, in order to break into the Miasma Forest, he stole two breath-holding pills from Yaobu Du, the elder of the Yaoge Pavilion. With the two breath-holding pills, he and his eldest grandson Zijun successfully obtained the Tianhe grass, which he used just now. That slime pill was made from Tianhe grass. He didn't feel any discomfort himself, but Zijun was probably dragged down by him.
Since this is the case, he must take responsibility for his eldest grandson Zijun. Not to mention that Zijun was killed by him, they are best friends, he must find a way to cure Zijun's problems!
Yi Xichen shouted: "Senior Brother Lu, please help me to appease Zijun first, and I'll go to practice and wake up the elixir!" After speaking, he turned around and ran away, leaving behind the eldest grandson Zijun and Lu Ziyao." Love Rival." Eyes wide open.
"Hehe, hehe." Lu Ziyao had not dealt with this situation before, he laughed dryly, and said in a good voice, "Are you tired from practicing swords? Why don't I accompany my junior brother to the room to rest for a while..."
As soon as Yi Xichen left, the IQ of the eldest grandson Zijun who was forced off the assembly line came back a little. Right now, this situation is very strange, very strange. However, what exactly has changed, the poor eldest grandson Zijun can't fully understand, the only thing he knows is that Yi Xichen and Lu Ziyao seem to have changed, and their personalities are different.
The eldest grandson Zijun turned and left without saying a word. Lu Ziyao didn't know why, so he quickly followed behind.
Every time the eldest grandson Zijun met a disciple on the road, he would ask what year it was, and everyone answered him in a serious manner. When I asked another question about when the Sword Competition would be held, the answer was ten days later, which was exactly the same as what Yi Xichen and Lu Ziyao said.
All the people from the mountain gate united to play him together? It doesn't make sense, what did he do to provoke public anger? He is usually a little bit more stubborn, and he beats those who dare to covet Yi Xichen chrysanthemum to vomit blood. How many people in Jianmen today coveted Yi Xichen chrysanthemum? ... Wait a minute, it seems that most of the male characters who have the impression are eyeing Yi Xichen's chrysanthemum? That is to say, almost all the people in the mountain gate have been taught by him...
The eldest grandson Zijun was a little broken. Why did everyone take such a terrible thing for granted in the past! Why didn't he question these things before!
Lu Ziyao followed behind the eldest grandson Zijun, and said cautiously: "Look, this year is really the year of Bingchen, we didn't lie to you. Junior brother eldest grandson, you may have been a little stimulated last night, it's okay, let the elders of the medicine pavilion. Just take a look..."
The eldest grandson Zijun stopped suddenly and stared blankly at a small sapling by the river. It was planted by him and Yi Xichen together a few years ago. In his impression, this peach tree should have already blossomed and bear fruit, but now, it is only a small sapling.
- If people can deceive people, then things can't.
The eldest grandson Zijun suddenly started running wildly.
Lu Ziyao dared to let him run around alone, and chased after him: "Junior brother Changsun, don't run away, I'd better accompany you to see Elder Yao first!"
Pass through Taolin, turn around Lianjianping, and behind is Shennong Hall. There is a chronology posted on the door of Shennong Temple, which is the chronology of the automatic operation of the ancient divine power scroll, and no one can change it at will.
The chronology is clearly written - Bingchen year, Wuxu month, Gengwu day.
The eldest grandson Zijun took a step back, his mind a little confused.
Why do reality and memory go haywire? Is he the one who dreamed the dream of Huangliang for eight years? Or did he have some kind of insanity? Or maybe someone used some magic weapon to make him mistakenly enter the gate of time and space? Speaking of which, he vaguely remembered that he was asleep last night when a thunderstorm struck outside the window, and the dazzling white light also woke him up once. At that time, he thought it was some great master who had survived the calamity. Weird
At this moment, a harsh voice sounded from behind.
"Yo, who is this? Senior Brother Lu, why are you always hanging out with some scumbags, and you have a lot of bad luck in vain."
When the eldest grandson Zijun heard this, he clicked his tongue and turned around slowly. The person he hated the most in the whole world appeared - Xiao Kui.