The eldest grandson Zijun was once scolded as a "moving human-shaped massage stick".
Strictly speaking, this sentence is not actually a scolding of him, but a scolding of the doujinshi who has done a lot of private creations. After the golden egg and silver goose updated the 4D meat chapter again on the forum, the black fan was extremely indignant at her distorting the original setting, and left a message: "The author is too Mary Su!! You literally wrote the eldest grandson Zijun as a mobile Humanoid massage stick!! I hate you!!"
Usually Golden Eggs and Silver Goose always ignore black fans' messages, but this message hit her G-spot, so in the next update, Yi Xichen was addicted to aphrodisiac, and took the initiative to seduce her eldest grandson. Jun, the eldest grandson Jun, uncharacteristically, did not jump on his beastly hair, but jumped into the ice lake with Yi Xichen in his arms, letting the cold lake water stimulate Yi Xichen to wake up.
At that time, the eldest grandson Zijun said with indignation: "What do you think Shuangxiu is? Maybe Shuangxiu is Shuangxiu to you, but Shuangxiu means sex to me! Every time I fuck you, it is with love. Yes! I hate your purposeful use of me, I'm not your mobile humanoid massage stick! Humph!"
So that chapter was updated and the ground stirred up a thousand waves, and the golden egg and the silver goose harvested countless fans to black, black to fans, passers-by to fans, passers-by to black.
- Of course, the two of them quickly fought for 300 rounds and made up for the meat they didn't eat.
Today, although the eldest grandson Zijun in the original work has been distorted into a fanfiction setting, because the author of the same person only distorted the plot for a certain period of time, the eldest grandson Zijun brought the memory of the original work and the setting of the fandom to form a fanfiction. more complex personalities.
For Yi Xichen, he cares about the eldest grandson Zijun, he likes the eldest grandson Zijun, he loves the eldest grandson Zijun, he has any good feelings for the eldest grandson Zijun, but the boundaries are not so clear. However, for the eldest grandson of the wife, the mad devil, the vinegar jar, it is either black or white. Once this line is crossed, it is impossible to turn back. If you want to turn back, then this line should not be crossed.
Yi Xichen could see that the eldest grandson Zijun was unhappy, but he didn't quite understand why. He pulled the corner of his eldest grandson Zijun's shirt: "Zijun?"
The eldest grandson patted his head, untied his Qiankun bag and took out three primary spirit stones.
Yi Xichen: "Hey... you..."
The eldest grandson Zijun got up and went out.
Yi Xichen stared blankly at the closed door, aggrieved and impatient, biting the quilt, a feeling of helplessness that had nowhere to go.
He can't sleep.
Early the next morning, Yi Xichen opened his eyes and found that the sky was already bright. He was still restless in his heart, and turned over heavily. He turned his head first, and out of the corner of his eye caught a glimpse of a round gray figure beside him, his heart was not good, and he was about to get fat again!
In the nick of time, he saw Fat Haw roll out with lightning speed, and even avoided Yi Xichen's shoulders!
Yi Xichen sat up quickly. Yesterday, he was only interested in discussing with his eldest grandson Zijun whether to train the sword or the body, but he forgot to put the fat chia out of the bag to take a breath. As a result, this guy slipped out and climbed his bed in the middle of the night!
But then again, Shibie treated him with admiration for three days and went on a trip to the sea of nothingness. Fat Haw's skills were so flexible that he was able to avoid being crushed by him.
Yi Xichen took Fei Hao into his hands: "You're quite honest, you didn't cause me any trouble in the void... Hey!" Halfway through the words, he couldn't go on. Fatty's spiritual power is undetectable!
Spirit beasts, like monks, have reached a certain level of cultivation, and can control and release their own spiritual energy, preventing outsiders from discovering them. Right now, Fat Haw can actually restrain his spiritual energy. Although I don't know how diligent it is, there is no doubt that after a trip to the sea of nothingness, Fat Haw has improved greatly!
Yi Xichen immediately opened his Qiankun bag to check if his spiritual stones were missing, but fortunately his spiritual stones were not lacking. He stared at Fat Haw with questioning eyes: "You won't steal the spirit stone of the Void Sect Master, right!"
Fat Haw ignored him and lowered his head to comb his feathers. His spiritual power has increased, but his appearance is still such a round little gray bird. Not much has changed, but his posture has become more and more elegant.
Yi Xichen was puzzled. For a power like Sect Master Xiangwu, if Fat Haw stole his spirit stone, he would definitely know, unless he was too lazy to give it to Fat Haw voluntarily. Or when Fatty slipped to other Taoists to steal food when there was nothing in the sea? The sea of nothingness is so dangerous, can he be so unscrupulous? Or did this natural beast reach the void realm where the spiritual energy is extremely strong, and it absorbs the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to make more progress
No matter what the reason was, it made him feel very depressed: "You are a celestial spirit root, a natural spirit beast, go to the Nether Realm, form a dan's dan, a diligent diligence, and I am still so half-dead!" This matter, he was so angry that he spurted two breaths from his nostrils, "It's all blame Zijun!!"
Fat Haw looked up at him and tilted the bird's head.
Yi Xichen suddenly found that there seemed to be some red spots deep in the fat-grey feathers. He hurriedly reached out and dialed it, and sure enough, the roots of the fat and gray hair were more red than the last time.
Yi Xichen was startled, and looked at Fat Haw with a strange expression: "You... the man in red in the sea of nothingness, isn't it really you?"
Fat Haw didn't seem to understand, and jumped back into the Qiankun bag.
Yi Xichen: "..."
Just then, the eldest grandson Zijun pushed in the door.
When Yi Xichen saw the eldest grandson Zijun and remembered what happened last night, he felt a little uncomfortable. He felt like a guy who was looking for a sweetheart and was rejected...
The eldest grandson, Zijun, did not mention the incident last night, his attitude was the same as before: "Let's go shopping at the market."
Yi Xichen hurriedly jumped off the bed and put on his shoes: "Okay!"
After a trip to the Void Realm, although he got a lot of treasures from Yuanchen Duren, Yi Xichen's talisman paper was almost used up, so he had to quickly replenish it and see if there was any immortal material they needed. Now that you have money, you can buy more things, and life doesn't have to be so tight.
Dongchun Town is not big, because it is a valley of ice and snow going north from the town, and the climate in the town is relatively cold, so there are not many monks coming and going here. Fortunately, although the sparrow is small and complete, the market in the town is still quite lively. The water-type fairy material is rich here, and it happens to collect some swords for the eldest grandson.
The two walked around the market for a while, and Yi Xichen suddenly said: "Zijun, why don't we walk separately, you go buy what you want, I go buy what I want, and meet at the gate of the market later."
The eldest grandson Zijun gave him a surprised look. They are not in a hurry, in fact, there is no need to walk separately. I thought that Yi Xichen wanted to buy something but didn't let him know. It happened that the eldest grandson Zijun also wanted to inquire about something, so he responded: "Okay."
So the two separated.
Yi Xichen strolled around again, walked to a place where no one was there, changed his appearance with a blind eye, and then went straight to the "Jack of all trades" stall in the town!
"Do you want to inquire about something?" asked the know-it-all of Dongchun Town.
"Cough, it's not really a secret, but since you know all things, you want to know more. I'm a little confused, and I want to ask you to give me some advice." Yi Xichen took out two spirit stones. Hand it to the jack of all trades.
Master of all things hurriedly said: "Fellow Daoist ask, if I can help, I will not refuse."
"Cough." Yi Xichen cleared his throat, hooked his fingers, and motioned for the know-it-all to come closer. He lowered his voice and said, "Actually, it is like this. I have a good friend, a very, very good friend, he wants to cultivate with me, and I want to cultivate with him. - He really wants to cultivate with me, I am sure But as soon as I proposed to do double cultivation, he refused again, and he was angry with me. It was inexplicable. I thought about it all night and didn't understand, why did he refuse? Why should he be angry?"
Knows everything: "Oh~"
Yi Xichen said: "This thing is really weird. I don't know what I said, do you understand?"
"It's not weird! It's not weird!" Channel of Everything, "I understand! That is, your friend, he wants to cultivate with you, but he doesn't dare to cultivate with you, right?"
"Yes!" Yi Xichen widened his eyes and listened to his advice sincerely, "Do you know why this is?"
Jack of all trades slammed the table firmly, and said amazingly: "It must be him who can't!"
Yi Xichen: "..."