The eldest grandson Zijun has been very nervous recently. In fact, he had been holding back for a long time. At that time, he didn't want to embarrass Yi Xichen, and he made a decision not to drag Yi Xichen into the water even if he held it for the rest of his life. However, later, he and Yi Xichen confessed their feelings to each other, formed a Taoist partner, and finally lived a good life without shame. He once thought that they would live like this forever, but he didn't expect that after returning to Tianjianmen, he once again lived a miserable life of suffering in the pain of suffocating explosions every day.
The eldest grandson Zijun did not understand why. Sometimes he also wanted to forcibly break into Yi Xichen's sea of consciousness to see what Yi Xichen was thinking, but in order to respect his lover, he did not do so in the end.
Yi Xichen said, just wait two days. After two days, he said to wait two more days, it's still not good. Once, when Yi Xichen was struggling between the sea of desire and reason, he accidentally missed his mouth, saying that he was impatient, but he should be fine soon. The eldest grandson Zijun asked him what the matter was, but he hesitated to say anything.
The eldest grandson Zijun was very distressed. In addition to the inability to relieve his desires, another thing that gave him a headache was these new children from Tianjianmen.
Since the eldest grandson Zijun was a child, he has been unable to cope with children. He matured much earlier than his peers, so he was accustomed to being alone. If Yi Xichen hadn't been thick-skinned enough to haunt him, he would probably be a solitary cultivator like Master Yuying.
Children cry, children make trouble, children play rascals. I don’t know what’s going on, but the new disciples recruited by Tianjianmen this year are all capable of tossing around, or they are crying teenagers who cry like five thunders from the sky, or they are not afraid of the sky and they can put the whole place down. The naughty boy who turned over the mountain. Just like the eldest grandson, Jun treats others coldly and indifferently, even Qiu Jian is afraid of him three points, but those boys are not afraid of him.
Once Qiu Jian ran to see their teaching situation, he saw a young man on the Jianjian Ping climbed his eldest grandson like a tree on top of his head. The eldest grandson Zijun really stood there like a tree, numbly reciting the sword art. Qiu Jian saw that his eyes were about to fall out.
The eldest grandson Zijun often can't help but look at Yi Xichen's belly recently. Yi Xichen thought it was because he looked at the children that he wanted to become a parent, but in fact, the eldest grandson Zijun was just rejoicing—fortunately, their shack child was not born, otherwise I would not have dared to imagine him. What kind of life did you live. But on second thought, if these naughty children had his bloodline with Yi Xichen, maybe it wouldn't be too annoying.
Two days later, the eldest grandson Zijun completed the task of teaching his disciples homework, and was about to go back to rest, but he encountered poisonous drugs on the way.
The eldest grandson Zijun bowed respectfully to him: "Uncle Shi." After the salute, he left, but he didn't expect poison and medicine, but he grabbed him and wouldn't let him go.
"Zijun." Poisonous Medicine hugged his shoulder affectionately, "How are you doing recently?"
The eldest grandson Zijun said: "Very good, thank you for your concern."
The poisonous medicine squinted his eyes: "What's the trouble?"
The eldest grandson looked at him in surprise. He was in distress, and poison and medicine came. Could it be that the poison and the drug know something? However, he is not a person who loves to reveal his heart to others, not to mention it is a private matter, so he still said: "It's nothing."
Poisonous medicine saw his hesitation in his eyes. After a while, Poisonous Medicine sighed softly: "You child, like your master, sometimes if you are too kind, you will find guilt for yourself."
The eldest grandson Zijun: "Huh?"
Poisonous medicine said: "When you and Yi Xichen were cultivating together, you were usually on top, isn't that good?"
"Huh?" The conversation turned so suddenly, the eldest grandson Zijun was stunned.
"If not, just shake your head."
Of course, the eldest grandson Zijun did not shake his head.
Poison and Medicine nodded in satisfaction and left.
The eldest grandson, Jun, watched his uncle leave blankly.
Two days later, the poisonous medicine called Yi Xichen over, and finally handed him a bottle of medicine: "The medicine pill is finished."
Yi Xichen suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. These days, the eldest grandson, Jun, is in a panic, so why is he not? The two slept on the same bed every day, and they were both vigorous men, especially if the meat was opened, it was difficult to quit. He didn’t know how many nights he had bitten the quilt and prayed for poison and medicine to quickly refine the pill. it is good. Yi Xichen hurriedly said, "Thank you, uncle!"
Poisonous Medicine waved his hand lightly: "No need."
Yi Xichen asked, "Uncle Shi, can this medicine really help people avoid children?"
Poisonous Medicine slowly shook his fan: "I made it according to the formula in the "Pharmacopoeia". If the "Pharmacopoeia" is correct, then this medicine is effective."
Yi Xichen thanked him again and again, and was about to leave when he heard the poisonous medicine say: "Yi Xichen, this medicine is for you."
"Ah?" Yi Xichen was taken aback, his face flushed red, and he faltered: "Uncle, you, you, you, you know?"
Know? Poison and medicine raised eyebrows. He didn't know what kind of person that woman was, so he made a special medicine for Yi Xichen to eat. He warned: "This medicine must be taken by yourself before it works."
Yi Xichen responded with a blushing face, and immediately swallowed the medicine.
In the evening, the eldest grandson Zijun returned to his residence after training a group of bear children. As soon as he opened the door, he was startled by the situation in front of him. "Bang!" The eldest grandson Zijun slammed the door shut in fright, for fear of being seen by outsiders.
I saw Yi Xichen wearing a thin pink shirt on the big bed. At first glance, the clothes were ragged and full of holes, but on closer inspection, the holes seemed to be torn by the owner of the clothes on purpose. Highlight some key points. Yi Xichen just lay on his side with his clothes open, one foot rubbed up slowly along the other smooth calf, and the poor body-covering clothes slipped down with his movements, revealing more Smooth skin, with a touch of oil on the skin, people can't help but want to touch it a few times. Yi Xichen held a flower in his mouth, winking like silk.
The eldest grandson Zijun: "..."
Yi Xichen hooked his finger to the eldest grandson Zijun, took off the flower branch, and said lazily, "Come on."
The eldest grandson Zijun: "...Pfft."
Yi Xichen: "..."
The good-looking peach-colored atmosphere was destroyed by the smile of the eldest grandson Zijun. Yi Xichen's fair face instantly turned red as if it was dyed, and he pulled the cloth on his body embarrassedly: "What are you laughing at..."
"What did you put on your body?"
"Aphrodisiac oil..."
"What are you wearing?"
"Aphrodisiac costume..."
"Where did it come from?"
"Dongchun Town..." Yi Xichen went to Dongchun Town two days ago to find some medicinal herbs, and met the stall owner who sold him aphrodisiacs for the first time at the market. When the acquaintances met, the stall owner enthusiastically recommended his newly developed medicinal pill to Yi Xichen, and Yi Xichen bought a bottle with the venue. The stall owner thought that Yi Xichen was a fellow man, and cherished him. Buy one get one free, so Yi Xichen bought a bottle of aphrodisiac, and the stall owner gave him a Qiankun bag, which was full of his latest research results. There is nothing in heaven and earth.
In the eyes of the eldest grandson Zijun, the pink "aphrodisiac dress" on Yi Xichen is already very scary. But the conscience of heaven and earth, Yi Xichen rummaged through the universe bag, this was the least scary thing he could find.
The eldest grandson Jun was silent.
Yi Xichen awkwardly gathered his clothes again, trying to cover the key parts, but the rag on his body was designed so that the key parts could not be covered, and his actions didn't make any sense.
The eldest grandson Zijun walked towards him slowly: "Why use these?"
Yi Xichen glanced around, blushing and didn't speak. In order to beg for the eldest grandson Zijun for several days, he finally got the eldest son pill today. He wanted to make up for it and used these things shamelessly, but he did not know that his actions were in the eyes of the eldest grandson Zijun. became another meaning.
The eldest grandson Zijun walked up step by step and said slowly, "Why didn't you agree a few days ago?"
Yi Xichen couldn't answer.
The eldest grandson, Jun, narrowed his eyes. Yi Xichen refused to practice double cultivation with him for several days, and when asked why, he refused to say, as if the reason was difficult to explain. Today's attitude seems to be that he wants to cultivate with him, but he has taken out these things again. So the unspeakable reason is - can't you despise him? ! They have to use these props to urge his love, so they can successfully double cultivation? ! It seems that Yi Xichen's appetite has been good over the years, and he can't feed him for three days and three nights!
As an "incompetent" small attack, the eldest grandson Zijun can still maintain his calm: "If you have any dissatisfaction, you can tell me."
"Uh... I... I'm afraid you'll get mad..."
"No." The eldest grandson Zijun was already standing by the bed and reached out to Yi Xichen.
After not having intimate contact for many days, Yi Xichen just felt the breath of the eldest grandson Zijun approaching, and his body reacted, and he couldn't hide it. He closed his eyes, his eyelashes trembling slightly. But the expected contact didn't come, and he felt the eldest grandson Zijun back away and opened his eyes blankly.
The eldest grandson said: "Wait a moment." After dropping two words, he rushed out like a gust of wind—of course he didn't forget to close the door tightly.
Yi Xichen was stunned. what's going on? When the stall owner gave him this bag of "treasures", he mysteriously said that as long as he used one or two pieces, his Taoist Companion would rush towards him like a hungry wolf, but the eldest grandson Zijun ran away instead. Could it be that the eldest grandson did not like these things
Yi Xichen couldn't help but touched the Qiankun bag and poured out the other items in the bag to check them one by one. A bundle of ropes full of feathers, a string of egg chains that vibrate with a little spiritual power, a ring that loosens and tightens, two magnets that contain the power of ice and fire...
Some things Yi Xichen couldn't help shivering when he looked at them, some things were inexplicable and he didn't know how to use them. .
Yi Xichen hurriedly wanted to put things back into the Qiankun bag, but it was too late. The eldest grandson Zijun had already seen the whole bed full of magical treasures, and his face twitched violently.
Yi Xichen: "..."
"Do you like these?"
"...maybe not what you think..."
"I want to use?"
Yi Xichen could swear that he never thought about it. But if you don't want to use it, why bring these things back? —In fact, when he opened the Qiankun bag for the first time, Yi Xichen was so frightened that he almost threw everything away. After all, for a financial fan, don't give anything for free, or you will lose money if you don't!
Rao is Yi Xichen's eloquent tongue, and at this moment, he also feels that he is speechless. So he quietly and quietly put away everything and changed the subject: "Where did you go?"
"Ask for leave."
"what?"
"Seven days and seven nights."
"Seven days and seven nights? What are you doing?"
"Fuck you."
"… "
To build a harmonious socialist society, we need to start from individuals, we need to start from you and me, and the most important thing is to advocate the eight honors and eight shames.
…
Yi Xichen lay on his eldest grandson Zijun's chest with his eyes blurred, and the two of them were tightly stitched together, almost blending into one. He raised his head and looked at the handsome face of the eldest grandson Zijun, he couldn't help reaching out and traced the outline of the eldest grandson Zijun with his fingers. Eyebrows, nose bridge, lips...
His fingers all the way down, slid across the eldest grandson Zijun's Adam's apple, paused for a moment at the chest, and continued to slide down to the eldest grandson Zijun's firm abdomen.
Yi Xichen suddenly felt blessed, shivered, and stood up.
The eldest grandson Zijun stroked his long hair and said hoarsely, "What's wrong?"
"I'm thinking of a possibility." Yi Xichen's expression was extremely serious.
"Um?"
"In your demon barrier, I was pregnant with a child."
"… "
Yi Xichen has always taken it for granted that in the eldest grandson Zijun's demonic barrier, he had conceived a child, which may be due to the eldest grandson Zijun's innate ability, such as "getting other men pregnant". But if the world of demons did give the eldest grandson Zijun an innate ability, but this ability is...
"Is it true that in your demon barrier, all men can have children?"
The eldest grandson Zijun: "...???!!!"
Then, for the eldest grandson Zijun, who is also a man, his ability is likely not to "get other men pregnant", but "I can get pregnant as a man".
At the same time, under the breeze and bright moon, two elders outside Fengqi Hall were drinking.
The poison and medicine filled Qiu Jian's wine glass, and Qiu Jian raised his head and drank it.
Putting down the jug, he said with poison and medicine: "I heard that the sect master has recently acquired a new batch of Haiyun stones."
Qiu Jian's heart was full of alarm, and he looked at him vigilantly: "Elder Poison asked me for a drink today because of this?"
The poisonous medicine smiled: "The Haiyun stone is a good thing. I want to ask the master how he plans to distribute these treasures?"
Qiu Jiandao: "It is indeed a treasure, but it is a good thing for sword refining. Naturally, it is distributed to the disciples of Lianjian Pavilion and Shoujian Pavilion. Your Medicine Pavilion will not even grab this, right?"
Poisonous Medicine continued to add wine for him: "Haiyun Stone is indeed a multiplier when used to make swords, but if it is used to make some ingenious things, it is also a good fairy material, isn't it?"
"Elder Poison, you are really... It is true that Haiyun Stone can be used as an organ, but isn't it overkill for such a good thing to do small things? It's better to refine swords."
"It's good to make a sword, but my medicine pavilion's disciples also need to use swords, don't they?"
"After all, not everyone in your medicine pavilion is the eldest grandson, and I have not shorted you on the latest immortal materials. Good things should still be used on the blade, and you should not grab Haiyunshi."
"Didn't the Sect Master also say that the four pavilions should be treated equally? It's not justified if there is an inequity."
"Even if they are equal, the division of labor in the four pavilions is different after all. Don't those immortal materials for alchemy are mostly given to you?"
"Yes, but aren't the medicinal pills refined by our medicine pavilion also distributed to the disciples of the pavilions?"
Qiu Jian gritted his teeth: "Four four one one."
"Equally divided."
"Three three two two, no more."
Poisonous Medicine smiled slightly: "Three two two three, it can't be less."
Qiu Jian: "..."
After swallowing the wine in the glass, Qiu Jian gritted his teeth and said, "Elder Po, you and Elder Yao are clearly brothers, how can you be so much worse than him?"
Poison and medicine seem to smile but not smile: "Where is the word."
Qiu Jian snorted, and without mentioning Hai Yunshi's words, he changed the subject and said, "You have been hiding in the medicine house recently, and what good things have you made?"
"Recently, I did make a new medicine according to the "Pharmacopoeia"."
Qiu Jian hurriedly said: "What kind of medicine, why don't you take it out and distribute it to everyone? I can consider the matter of Haiyunshi." Although this poisonous medicine is full of black water, although the ability of the production organization is not as good as that of non-toxic medicine, it is still based on Conscience said that his alchemy was a fact that should not be underestimated.
Poisonous Medicine smiled and said, "I don't want to hide it, I'm afraid I'm willing to share it with everyone, and everyone won't dare to ask for it."
"Oh?" Qiu Jian asked curiously, "What kind of medicine is it?"
"Nizidan."
Qiu Jian frowned; "I haven't heard of it, what is that?"
"The so-called rebellion is to rebel against yin and yang. According to the records in the "Pharmacopoeia", if a woman eats this Nizidan, she may become infertile."
Qiu Jian frowned. Is that Bizidan? It's not a new thing, and many Taoist companions often take this pill if they don't want to have children. Why is it called Ni Zidan? Is this worth the time spent by poisonous medicine
But after listening to the poison and the medicine, he calmly said: "But a man who can't be pregnant can take it, maybe he will be pregnant." "Pfft!!!" Qiu Jian suddenly spit out all the wine he just drank!
"How can there be such a thing in this world!!!" Qiu Jian jumped three feet away, his face pale and he touched his stomach, "Who invented this medicine?! Crazy?! This What is the use of the toy!!"
"You can't say that." Poisonous Medicine poured himself a glass of wine and took a sip, "Everyone in this world thinks that giving birth is a woman's duty, but there are women who don't want to have children, and there are men who want to have children. Yes, that's why there is this Nizidan."
Qiu Jian shyly returned to the chair and sat down: "You should keep such a miraculous medicine for yourself, we Tianjianmen people have no luck."
Poison and Medicine smiled slightly, noncommittal.
After a while, Qiu Jian couldn't help but be curious and asked, "What kind of anti-zidan is this. Can males have children too?"
"Who knows, the person who first made this Nizidan was a male medicine cultivator, and his female Taoist partner was reluctant to give birth, but he wanted to try the experience of having a baby in October. Most people who use this Nizidan It is also a male and female Taoist partner, as for whether men and men will be useful..." Qiu Jian said meaningfully, "Maybe we will know after a while."
Qiu Jian didn't know why, and he couldn't help shivering when he saw the faint smile on Poison Yaoyao's face. He suddenly decided that the Haiyun Stone should be divided equally among the four pavilions. This poisonous elder, he would never dare to offend him! !
Poison and medicine was about to pour wine for him, Qiu Jian looked at the bright wine in the glass, as if something was rolling in it, causing him to start rolling and colic in his stomach. He quickly shied away and said, "I don't drink anymore, I'm not feeling well, so I'll go back to rest first." After saying that, he ran away.
The poisonous medicine shouted behind him: "What's wrong with the head? Do you want me to take a look at it for you? I'll prescribe some medicinal herbs for you? Hey, hey, be careful hitting a tree!"
boom!
"Ha ha ha ha… "
A few days later, the introductory teaching for the new disciples has come to an end, and the youngsters have had a preliminary grasp of the Taoist mentality.
Qiu Jian specially selected a few talented and likable disciples from the Sword Refinement Pavilion. Ready to give it to the eldest grandson, Jun. Qiu Jian even had the idea of promoting the eldest grandson Zijun and Yi Xichen as the youngest elders in Tianjianmen. After all, it is difficult to find other people in the cultivation world who are so young and have such achievements. The pride of Jianmen. It happened that the vacation of the eldest grandson Zijun was over, and Qiu Jian went to them personally to show his sincerity.
However, when Qiu Jian pushed open the door of the eldest grandson Zijun and Yi Xichen, he saw that there was no one inside. Qiu Jian walked into the room in surprise, but saw a piece of paper on the table with only one sentence written on it.
"Going out of the mountains to practice, there will be a period later, don't read. - The eldest grandson, Yi Chengshang"
Qiu Jian immediately fell down and sighed, but since the person had already left, he had the heart to keep him, but he also suffered from no one to talk about.
years later.
When Lu Ziyao was traveling outside the mountains, he heard that there were demon cultivators nearby who had done evil and had already killed three people. How could he just sit back and ignore such a thing, and immediately inquired about where the magic cultivator was, and Yu Jian went to it.
However, when he arrived at the valley where the demonic cultivator was hiding, he did not find the demonic energy. After inspecting the valley for a while, Lu Ziyao hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Friend, where are the evil cultivators hiding here?"
The two Taoist priests looked at each other and said, "You're late, Zhangsun Zhenren and Yi Zhenren have already killed that demon cultivator." "We were held hostage by that demon cultivator, and fortunately, the two immortals helped us. Unexpectedly, I was fortunate enough to have a glimpse of Changsun Zhenren’s Rainbow Slashing Sword, so this time suffering is not a loss.”
Lu Ziyao was overjoyed when he heard the appearance of his eldest grandson Zijun and Yi Xichen. The two people in Tianjianmen left without saying goodbye. It has been many years, and they have never had a chance to meet again. Today is a coincidence. It is better to see each other and have a cup of tea together. So Lu Ziyao asked quickly, "Have they left? Where did they go?"
The two pointed out: "Going there!" "It's less than a stick of incense, so I must have not gone far!"
Lu Ziyao hurriedly followed the direction they pointed.
After flying over the two mountains, Lu Ziyao never saw the eldest grandson Zijun and Yi Xichen. For those who comprehend the truth, the years are like a flick of a finger. I missed it this time, but I don't know when I will see you next time.
However, just when he was full of regret, he suddenly saw four figures in the valley below. Two men and two boys, the boys were about five or six years old, with ball-shaped heads tied, were chasing and running wildly all over the mountain. The two men were sitting under a tree—the eldest grandson Zijun and Yi Xichen!
Lu Ziyao hurriedly dropped his sword.
Yi Xichen and the eldest grandson Jun Fang solved a demon cultivator who had done many evils. The rescued bitter masters gave them many things as thanks, including some rare immortal materials and magic weapons. Yi Xichen's eyes straightened as he counted the money. They naturally noticed that Lu Ziyao was coming, and looked up at Lu Ziyao. Yi Xichen raised a big smile, but was reluctant to put down the treasures in his hands, so he waved to Lu Ziyao and motioned for Lu Ziyao to speak.
Lu Ziyao was about to walk towards them, but the two little boys ran up and blocked Lu Ziyao's way. Lu Ziyao took a closer look, and saw that the two children were tender and tender, with red lips and white teeth, very likable. They look almost identical, and they seem to be twin brothers. If you look closely, you can see the difference. The boy in blue is more innocent and the boy in red is more stable.
The blue-clothed boy said, "Big brother, are you looking for our big daddy and little daddy?"
Lu Ziyao was taken aback. Big Daddy Little Daddy? He couldn't help asking: "Whose children are you?"
The boy in red pointed to the eldest grandson Jun and Yi Xichen under the tree: "That's our eldest daddy and our little daddy."
Lu Ziyao was even more surprised. Are these two children actually the children of the eldest grandson Zijun and Yi Xichen? No, that doesn't sound right.
As if aware of his doubts, the blue-clothed boy said, "Big brother, do you want to ask us why we don't have a mother like those people? We were picked up by the daddy by the river."
The boy in red patted the boy in blue on the shoulder: "Stupid. I asked other children before, and their parents also said that they picked it up. Some picked it up from the river like us, and some from the mountain. Picked it up, and the worst thing was picked up from the cesspool! But they said, aunt and aunt are liars, they were born from aunt and aunt, but their aunt and aunt did not I'm too embarrassed to tell them, only to say that they picked it up. So maybe the two of us were born to the eldest daddy and the little daddy."
Lu Ziyao was stunned: "Born, born, born? Who gave birth to?"
The boy in red tilted his head, bit his fingers and said seriously: "Guess?"
Lu Ziyao: "~!@#￥%… &*"
Just as they were talking, Yi Xichen and eldest grandson Zijun finally came over after counting their belongings. One of them picked up the boy in blue, the other picked up the boy in red, and said with a smile, "Senior Brother Lu, we meet again!"
The eldest grandson Zijun held the child in one hand and Yi Xichen's hand in the other: "Let's go, find a place to sit for a while."
Only then did Lu Ziyao come back to his senses and hurriedly said, "Hey, okay, let's go!"
The setting sun pulled their sword shadows very long, very long.
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