In a daze.
Gu Bei had another dream.
Time goes back to when I was in junior high school. In the sleepy afternoon, the English teacher still had a bob haircut, standing on the podium, turning his back and writing on the blackboard. The chalk hit the blackboard hard, making a dull and thick sound.
Feeling dizzy.
But Gu Bei couldn't see clearly what was written on the blackboard, and everything around him seemed out of focus. He could only stare at the bulges of clothes on the English teacher's back. It seemed like everything else was fading away, except for the raised buckle under the pink sweater, even the details were so clear.
Gu Bei was stunned, his neck and cheeks felt a little itchy.
At this time, the English teacher turned around, revealing the face of an uncle in his forties, wearing glasses and wearing lipstick. That was his boss.
The boss pointed at Gu Bei again and shouted: "Balala energy, transform!"
“…”
Gu Bei was frightened and woke up again.
The second time he woke up from a strange dream, he felt like he had been squeezing the subway for two hours and wanted to vomit. But thankfully, this time, he was not tied up in any strange place, nor was he in pain all over his body. Only the left side of his face hurt slightly, as if it was a little swollen.
left cheek…
Gu Bei gradually came back to his senses and remembered the cause and effect.
He was punched hard on the left face by Michelle, and then... He didn't know what happened next. He must have been knocked unconscious, had such a strange dream, and finally woke up here.
what happened
He opened his eyes, only to find that the surroundings were pitch black and he couldn't see anything. At that moment, he almost thought he was blind. He moved his limbs again, but everything was fine, and the thing lying under him was still soft.
It's a bit like your own little bed.
Has he traveled back in time again? Was everything that happened just a long dream
He felt it carefully again, no, this is not his home. There was a faint sound of a pendulum in his ears. He did not have such an old-fashioned mechanical clock at home. Moreover, the texture of this bed is more similar to that of IKEA's sample beds that cost thousands of dollars. He has experienced it many times in the store, but he can't afford it, so this must be somewhere else.
"Hey, is anyone there?"
After thinking about it, Gu Bei decided to be more cautious, so he said.
There was no response at all.
Gu Bei called it out again in his mind, thinking that the system might know something he didn't know. However, the strange thing is that the system seems to have disappeared out of thin air. If it weren't for the blue triangle symbol still shining in the consciousness space, Gu Bei would have thought he had hit a ghost.
But that character also showed that everything was not a dream, and he did not travel back in time.
Now that he's still in this world, there's only one question left: What did Michelle do after knocking him out
After five minutes of hard thinking, he realized that nothing could be solved by lying here. No matter what, he survived anyway. Michelle didn't kill him or frame him to let the purges kill him, so that was a good thing. You know, when using the Water Polo Technique, even though he knew Michelle needed him, Gu Bei still felt a little unsure.
What if? What if Michelle really takes action
However, he is still alive now, and that explains everything.
Thinking of this, Gu Bei felt a lot more relaxed. His life can be regarded as something he picked up, so why should he be so timid? Michelle still needs her anyway. Even if she does something outrageous, what can she do to him
So, Gu Bei got up.
There were shoes beside the bed, and he fumbled to put them on. At the same time, he also found a hard iron object lying next to the bed. He took it in his hand and felt it. It was quite heavy, a bit like a jar or something.
Gu Bei's heart moved and he took it on as a self-defense weapon.
After taking two steps forward, he suddenly touched a door.
There is a handle on the door, which feels a bit like modern times. Gu Bei tried to turn the handle. The door opened and a faint light came through. Gu Bei was determined. Anyone who couldn't see anything for a long time would definitely feel frightened.
Although this faint light is too vague.
With the faint light, Gu Bei looked outside the door. This seems to be a large house like a villa, with a long corridor outside the door and a faint fragrance filling the air. There is a window at the end of the corridor, and the moonlight shines in through the window, making this place look less eerie.
It's another dark night.
The surroundings were very quiet, as if everyone here had fallen asleep.
Where is this
It's a bit like the houses where nobles lived in the 16th and 17th centuries in European movies.
After thinking about it, Gu Bei took two more steps outside. However, at this moment, a low voice suddenly came from behind him.
"Woo... Wu... Wu..."
Gu Bei was so frightened that his hair stood on end, and he quickly turned around to look.
At the end of the corridor, he saw a human-shaped thing slowly walking towards him. Why do you say that is a thing? Because the lighting in the corridor was very poor, I couldn't see clearly at all, and the posture of the thing was very strange, swaying from side to side, like a zombie, not like a normal human being walking at all.
And this sound would not feel out of place in Plants vs. Zombies.
"What the hell?"
Gu Bei was a little panicked. He felt that the setting of this world was a little wrong. Wasn't there things like mages and churches before? Why are zombies appearing now? Could it be that the name of this novel is "The Archmage of the Apocalyptic Virus" or something like that
He felt a little bit shocked.
The figure gradually approached him. In the darkness, Gu Bei couldn't see clearly, and he didn't know if the other person's face was as bad as the special effects makeup. However, after recovering from the surprise, he recalled the zombie movies he had watched, and suddenly felt that this thing in front of him should not be so scary.
Looking at this sloth-like movement speed, how powerful can it be
So, Gu Bei calmed down, raised the heavy object in his hand, and waited quietly for it to come. Half a minute later, he felt that the distance was almost there, so he threw the can towards the head of the thing!
Bang!
There was a loud noise, and Gu Bei felt a little pain in his head when he heard it.
The movement of the thing suddenly stopped. Gu Bei looked at the figure nervously, fearing that hitting the head with a heavy object would not work. After all, the heavy object was not particularly heavy. With his physical fitness after time travel, he can't lift many heavy objects.
What if it's not afraid of this thing
You can't kill it with water balloons, right? He had never heard of zombies being afraid of water.
Just as Gu Bei was staring uneasily, a scream came from the figure's mouth.
"Ouch!"
It was such a heart-rending scream, like an old cat being stepped on by a 200-pound fat man on the tail, it resounded throughout the whole house. The lights in all the rooms suddenly lit up, the doors opened one after another, and footsteps came from all directions.
The silent night suddenly became noisy.
"What's wrong? What happened?"
"Who is making a fuss here so late at night?"
"This voice seems familiar."
“…”
The darkness was dispersed, and Gu Bei was able to see everything around him clearly.
The strange figure standing not far from him was a blond man. He was wearing silk pajamas with a shocked expression on his face. Unidentified brown objects dripped from his beautiful curly hair, leaving traces of winding traces on his white pajamas.
"Oh..."
Seeing this, Gu Bei showed an unpleasant expression.
It turns out that the setting of this world is not so strange. It is a human being, not a zombie.
It turned out that the jar he used for self-defense was... not an ordinary jar.
… Let’s call it the “chamber pot” of this world.
The people in the house gradually gathered here, most of them men and women wearing burlap clothes, and a few people wearing silk nightgowns. Most of them were sleepy, but when they came here, their misty eyes suddenly widened.
As people gradually gathered, the noisy house gradually became quiet.
Everyone stared at the figure of the blond man, holding their breath and not daring to make a sound.
"Puff..."
Gu Bei couldn't help it and laughed, but he knew it was wrong and immediately held it back.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean it." He suppressed his laughter and felt a little sad.
The blond man came back to his senses and touched the unknown object on his face. He stared at Gu Bei, his voice trembling like a rooster whose throat was cut and bled:
"You, you, you, me, me, me, grass, grass... "
Gu Bei tried hard to hold back his laughter and put on a sad expression on his face.
I saw that the blond man's face was red from suppressing it, his chest was rising and falling, and his eyes were almost bloodshot. He seemed to want to finish the sentence, but all the anger and sadness were stuck in his throat, and he just couldn't finish the sentence.
"Did you... want to say something?"
Gu Bei asked friendly.
The blond man seemed more excited. He started to twitch, pointing at Gu Bei and shaking for a long time like a band conductor, and unknown objects on his hair and clothes were splashed everywhere.
"Don't get excited, take a deep breath and take your time." Gu Bei felt that he was really considerate.
The blond man seemed to be reassured and took a deep breath.
Then, before he could breathe out, he rolled his eyes and fainted with a pop.
“…”
Dead silence.
When you hit the ground, you can hear the deathly silence of needles.
People's eyes wandered between Gu Bei and the blond man who fainted in the poop, and looked at each other for a while from time to time. It seemed that everything was beyond their scope of cognition. They seemed to be under a restraint spell, motionless and unable to make any sound.
An awkward silence.
And...an embarrassing smell.
At this moment, a mechanical voice sounded in Gu Bei's mind at an inappropriate time:
"Wow, this guy eats shit."
The system's attack was a bit sudden, and Gu Bei couldn't help laughing.
Everyone's eyes suddenly focused on Gu Bei, as if they were looking at a rare animal in a zoo. Gu Bei felt as if ten bathroom heaters were shining on him at the same time, doubling the pressure.
The key is that they just watched, but no one spoke, which made Gu Bei a little nervous.
He felt like he had to say something.
"Um...it's so late, why aren't you all sleeping yet?"