In the Starry Amusement Park, at 8:00 in the morning, there is still a full hour to leave the park. But the entire amusement park has been filled with all kinds of colorful alien Q-version dolls, balloons, statues and paintings.
Today is the annual Alien's birthday, and the staff in the Stars Amusement Park are busy in their respective positions to welcome the children's favorite cartoon festival.
In the open space behind the small theater on the stage, there was a long queue, and the waiters inside were all black-haired and black-eyed. But as for looks, I want to be uneven. From as small as 15 to 40, some have sharp-billed monkeys, some have round gills, and some have unshaven beards with thick glasses.
This sets off the completely different painting style of the third-to-last waiter: it is a delicate-looking boy who is happily making a phone call with his wrist-type brain in a low voice, with a pair of black eyes showing dazzling brilliance, which is different from those next to him. Or the brunette waiter who is exhausted or languid is quite different.
"Don't worry! I will definitely be selected." Xiao Yi glanced at the black-haired middle-aged greasy uncle in front of him, and the young man with square face and frog-like eyes behind him, confident in his intelligence. Huo Li over there said: "This is an alien! Who can be more like me? I have experienced 63 occupations, but I haven't been an actor yet!"
Huo Li, who was on Zhinao's side, couldn't help smiling, and then said, "Yiyi, I wish you a happy 18th birthday! I've already ordered the limited-edition ice cream birthday cake at Landis Restaurant, and I'll be there in a while. pick you up."
"Yeah!" Xiao Yi replied, then covered his mouth and whispered to show off: "I discovered my acting talent when I was 2 years and 11 months old, but unfortunately I have been acting in my life, and I haven't acted until now. The stage…”
The only two who could hear the boy's words clearly, the greasy uncle and the frog face rolled their eyes in the dark. They were all poor and came here to play aliens for the children's paradise. How could they still be pretentious in their dreams
Yes, it is very long, but the interview is very fast, basically keeping the speed of 1 per minute. A third of the people in front of Xiao Yi were reserved as candidates. After 20 minutes, it was finally Xiao Yi's turn, so he was happily guided by a chestnut-haired middle-aged female assistant into the backstage of the small theater.
Xiaoyi turned behind the curtain and saw a bearded director sitting in front of him.
The boy just adjusted his expression and was about to speak his first line.
The bearded director said impatiently: "Knock out, next one."
"Why!" the black-haired boy blurted out.
The bearded director was fired like a cannonball: "It has to be ugly, alternative, withdrawn, and able to arouse everyone's sympathy!"
The bearded man turned his head and shouted at the chestnut-haired middle-aged woman: "How many times have I said that, although we are only a children's stage crew, we can't act foolishly! We have to take every role seriously! Besides, we It's an alien, an alien who gave his life to save all mankind. Maggie, have you got water in your head? Why did you bring this vase like a porcelain doll to an interview!"
Black-haired boy: …
The chestnut-haired middle-aged woman hurriedly said, "I'm sorry Lake, I'll take the next candidate."
The director was still angry: "Maggie, you go out and reflect! Tom, you go to pick up the next candidate."
Seeing that the black-haired boy wanted to argue again, Maggie quickly grabbed Xiaoyi and walked out. Try the protagonists of other children's dramas."
When the two walked out of the orange-red curtain, they could still hear the director muttering to himself loudly and intoxicated: "Ugly, bullied, but so kind. The heart of a tragic hero! How can this man only focus on beauty and materialistic desires the world can perceive?"
Maggie took Xiaoyi to the door, and then stood there to breathe. Looking at the boy's dreamlike expression, she thought that he was beaten because of the elimination, so she said comfortably:
"Child, you are still young. Even if you can't get along in society, you can't just expect to play an alien! Yes, every time an alien play is funded by the federation, the poor who play the role of an alien can still have one. A huge subsidy. But after all, it is not a long-term solution, it is still necessary to work honestly…”
The black-haired boy said in a trance: "I didn't get hit by being eliminated, but the image of the alien is really... How can the alien be ugly!"
"It's him!" Before Maggie could continue to persuade, she heard the director in the room shouting excitedly: "Perfect, it's perfect!"
Then the frog-faced young man walked out proudly.
The black-haired boy took a deep breath, turned his head and walked out.
"What's your expression!" The frog-faced young man was dissatisfied and shouted at the black-haired boy.
Maggie also chased after her and persuaded: "Don't be discouraged, child! Try another role... Although the pay is not high, it's still an income."
The black-haired boy turned his head and explained to Aunt Maggie helplessly: "I'm not short of money, I just want to play an alien today."
But all the candidates around, including Maggie, the theater janitor, and the fat man selling popcorn next to him took this as a stubborn boy trying to save face.
The fat uncle who bought the popcorn shouted kindly on the side: "Young man, you can't come and be my helper and settle the work on a daily basis... Then, that's the Heine 7th generation suspension car!"
Uncle Popcorn shouted, pointing to the blue afterimage on the main road in the distance.
"It's true, look at it!"
"Wow! I actually saw it with my own eyes today..."
Everyone has long forgotten about the unpopular conflict between the boy and the frog face, and excitedly gossip about the famous chaebol who can drive a top-level luxury car worth eight figures, what is the purpose of coming to this amusement park.
After a few seconds, the blue afterimage stopped steadily in front of the black-haired boy.
No way? Not what we thought, right? The crowd waited with bated breath.
I saw a handsome man in a suit, holding a bouquet of various flowers in both hands, got out of the car, walked quickly to the black-haired boy, and knelt down on one knee. Then he asked earnestly:
"Xiaoyi, will you marry me?"
How could he, he, how could he be so lucky! A crowd of candidates who didn't get the relief money shouted in their hearts, I don't play ugly aliens anymore, I also want to be a vase.
The young man looked at Huo Li's look like a big dog, stared at him without blinking, and happily took the bouquet. Then he reached out and shook Huo Li's head and said with a smile:
"If I remember correctly, we've both been married for 14 years, right?"
After Huo Li was touched by the boy's hair, he stood up with a smug look on his face, leaned over and whispered into the boy's ear: "You were not yet an adult at that time, Xiaoyi, you are 18 years old today, I just want to Checking it out..."
The young man also chuckled and said in Huo Li's ear, "What if the confirmation fails? Divorce?"
"Don't even think about it!" Huo Li turned to kiss the boy's lips.
Just when the pink bubble between the two was about to drown the entire small theater, another miniature watch, Zhinao, which had been hidden in the boy's sleeve, suddenly made a loud noise!
The teenager had to push Huo Li away and roll up his sleeves to check who sent the super urgent message. The moment he saw the sender, the teenager almost jumped up like a frightened bird.
"It's Xu Yuncheng again! He definitely suffers from Pregnancy Syndrome now, and the kittens are already pregnant with their third baby... This time it's not good!" The boy opened the message with a vigilant look: "What does it mean that the girl can't be found? He Isn't the girl still in the kitten's belly? How can I not find it!"
Huo Li also endured the unhappiness of the nth time the space between the two was destroyed, and resignedly opened the radio communication unique to Heine's micro-intelligence brain, and asked with mental power in his brain.
The black-haired boy also walked quickly to Maggie, reaching out and handing her a business card: "If you want to change jobs, Heine's Starlight Entertainment Company welcomes you at any time."
The young man quickly turned on his brain and joined Huo Li and Xu Yuncheng's brainwave group chat to learn about the situation.
"Starlight Entertainment! He really is that Star Entertainment?" Tom, who was sent to replace Maggie before, shouted, "Impossible? Even if he is Heine's executive, he can't go to Star Entertainment at will! He Brag?"
After reading the translucent exclusive contact card made of starry sky stone, Maggie had already read out the name on it as if stepping on a cloud: "Chairman... Ethan Heine."
At this time, Xiao Yi, who had already used the identity of Ethan Heine to integrate into the human world, had a solemn expression on his face: "Let's go over immediately!"
After Huo Li waved his hand and put the hover car into the space, the black-haired boy grabbed Huo Li's arm and disappeared into the air instantly.
"Abnormal, supernatural person?"
"I actually saw a live psychic..."
"The black-haired young man just now is actually the chairman of the Heine chaebol! And he is also a power user..."
Xiaoyi and Huo Li had no time to take care of the people at Sinopec in the amusement park, and they teleported directly to Xu Yuncheng's house outside a few small galaxies.
As soon as there was a little difference, he released his mental power to probe the kitten who was sitting on the sofa in the living room.
"Uh, the child came back just now." Xu Yuncheng said behind the two.
The black-haired teenager who made sure that the fetus was safe within 1 second and that there was no problem with the kitten turned around abruptly:
"Xu Yuncheng, are you kidding me! I shot the kitten 4 times, but I paid it off a long time ago. Why am I still the exclusive nanny for the two of you!"
But Xu Yuncheng was still very anxious: "When I was just now, my daughter did disappear for 5 minutes and 27 seconds! Kitten she..."
"She's fine." The black-haired boy said angrily.
On the other hand, Huo Li, who was standing on the side, hugged the boy who was on the edge of the frying hair, and kissed the boy on the back of the neck soothingly: "Don't be angry, Yiyi, I searched their memories and didn't lie to you."
Xu Yuncheng choked, and after a while he said, "You are so polite!"
At the strong request of Xu Yuncheng, who suffered from severe pregnancy anxiety, Xiao Yi and Huo Li had to temporarily stay at Xu Yuncheng's home.
But the black-haired boy still muttered angrily: "I'll give you a gun now, you can shoot 4 shots at my head, or 40 shots! Then how about we don't owe each other, Xu Yuncheng?"
"Then he won't do it!" The kitten leaning on the sofa laughed and teased: "Yuncheng still wants to leave the matter of these four bullets to the next century!"
Xiaoyi looked at the kitten on the sofa happily stroking his belly, and taught his two ordinary sons, 4 and 6 years old, interesting math with a stern look, and wanted them both to pass the test. Interstellar No. 1 Primary School, Xu Yuncheng, who received the best elite education.
I have to sigh that cloud cats are getting better and better.
The carefully prepared marriage proposal was interrupted in the middle, and Huo Li, who was sprinkled with dog food, was not to be outdone. He stretched out his arms and hugged the black-haired boy gently, and began to introduce the 99 flowers he personally planted to Xiaoyi...
Half an hour later, the kitten's belly suddenly shrunk a little, and Xiao Yi and Huo Li, who had been prepared for a long time, instantly filled the whole room with cobweb-like black silk.
Xu Yuncheng also used his time and space ability to send his two sons to the room on the second floor at the same time.
"Ability user, your daughter is actually an ability user!" Xiao Yi said in surprise while investigating.
"Her ability seems to be to turn herself into all things... Even her mental power can't capture her." Huo Li also said the result of Heisi's timely investigation.
When Xu Yuncheng talked about his daughter, there was a rare nervousness and confusion in his voice: "But abilities are not inherited..."
Black-haired boy: "Who said that, it's just that the previous power users basically wouldn't get married and have children. Your daughter is a power user, a very powerful power user."
At this time, the kitten's belly swelled again, and the child went back again. Only then did Kitten and Xu Yuncheng breathe a long sigh of relief.
"Come on, Xu Yuncheng! I'm afraid that until your daughter grows up and can control her superpowers, you can only focus on one question every day with all your energy: Where is the girl today?" Huo Li said with some schadenfreude.
"Your daughter, even if she's exhausted, has to be raised, right?" The black-haired boy joked, "I mean your daughter is only 6 months old, and she can spread herself around the room. , when she is 6 years old, who knows if she will go to the moon?"
Huo Li and Xiaoyi waved to the petrified Yun Yangmao couple at the same time, and disappeared to continue their interrupted birthday date~